It was a dark night in Vale, and something landed in Patch, and landed with a crash.
Some teens, a bit drunk, were near by, and saw what landed.
"Look at that," said one.
The teens then dared each other to go in.
"Come on, I dare you!"
The talking stopped, when a door opened to reveal, a strange clown like creature.
"Hey, a clown!" said one of the teens.
"How scary," said another.
The clown just pulled out a balloon, and blew it up.
He then twisted it around, making a giraffe out of it.
The balloon then floated around, like it was alive.
Everyone clapped, and watched in awe.
Just then, the balloon went towards one of the teens, and started to strangle him!
Everyone backed away in fear, and the balloon tightened so much, it snapped his neck!
The teens then ran, only to be wrapped in cotton candy!
The clown then laughed, as the camera pulls up towards the sky, revealing the title.
Monsters Vs. Aliens: Killer Klowns From Outer Space
P.T. Barnum said it so long ago
There's one born every minute, don't you know (killer klowns)
Some make us laugh, some make us cry
These klowns only gonna make you die
Directed by Seth Eaton the AutoBot
Everybody's running when the circus comes into their towns
Everybody's gunning for the likes of the killer klowns
From outer space
Killer klowns
From outer space
Starring
Larry the Cable Guy
The ringmaster shouts, "Let the show begin!"
Send in the klowns, then let them do you in (killer klowns)
See a rubber nose on a painted face
Bringing genocide to the human race
DAGames
It's time to take a ride on the nightmare merry-go-round
You'll be dead on arrival from the likes of the killer klowns
From outer space
Killer klowns
From outer space
Hugh Laurie
There's cotton candy in their hands
Says a polka-dotted man with a stalk of jacaranda
They're all diabolical bozos
Jason Griffith
Will Arent
Elizabeth Maxwell
Burnie Burns
Jason Leibrecht
Oh, look around, what do you see
Tell me what's become of humanity (killer klowns)
From Vacuo shores to Atlas Times Square
Barnum and Bailey everywhere
Barbra Dunkelman
If you've ever wondered why the population's going down
Blame it on the plunder from the likes of the killer klowns
From outer space
Killer klowns
From outer space
Arryn Zech
Killer klowns
Killer klowns
Kara Eberle
Killer klowns, ha ha
Killer klowns, ho ho
Killer klowns, hey hey (yeah!)
Lindsay Jones
From outer space
Killer klowns
From outer space
Killer Klowns song by the Dickies
Killer klowns, yeah!
Killer klowns, oh oh oh
Killer klowns
From outer space
