I wouldn't say I like this container - I hate it so much.
Here I am, stuck inside this steel shipping container - why didn't I see it coming?
I recall seeing the first forklift move toward me; I should have turbo-boosted over it - but I turned tail and drove straight toward a second forklift - Both forklifts forced me to reverse until-
WHAM!
I dropped straight into a trap and felt like a fool.
I tried to contact Michael, but unknown to me at the time, there was lead within the container, and my signal wouldn't have reached him. My Anamorphic Equalizer moved quicker as I realized I was fully enclosed. I panicked because I felt claustrophobic.
I know I wasn't the intended target. The evil men were after Michael. They believed Michael was with me when I was trapped.
I tried to contact Michael, but being stuck inside this container, I couldn't send lateral transmissions. I must wait and hope he will find me.
I pray to whatever God exists that when Michael does, I'll be able to get out of this claustrophobic container to protect him in any way I can.
Wait! The lid is opening; I'll transmit in the hope that Michael will be here soon.
The nerve!
The evil men are threatening to kill Michael's lady friend if I don't open my sunroof. I'm very thankful that Michael is safe elsewhere. It's rare, no, it's the only time I'm glad Michael isn't with me.
I overheard one of the evil men insulting the others for kidnapping an empty car! Good! Michael and I will see to it; all of you will be in jail.
One of the evil men is shot dead. I have to admit that, despite my programming to never harm human life, I'm glad that, in a way, there's one less criminal. I will never take a human life, but if evil humans insist on killing each other, who am I to stop them? Is it wrong to feel this way? Perhaps, however, I will not play judge, jury, and executioner.
I hear someone! Someone is very familiar. It's Michael! He's found me! I already feel less claustrophobic with the knowledge that Michael will release me from this prison.
I reunite with Michael with a happy 'heart' knowing he's safe, his lady friend is secure, and I'm out of that damned container.
