Chapter 1: Out of the pit, and into marriage.
Narrator: "At the entrance to the pit of 100 trials, Our well known Italian hero Mario had just emerged out of the return to entrance pipe." "He was followed by a goomba college student, a koopa with a bandage, a sexy wind spirit, a baby yoshi, a 1000 year old trans shadow siren, a thieving squeek, and a sailing bob - omb."
Vivian: "Well that was a complete waste of time and money."
Landon: "We went through all that trouble, just to get a permanent spite pouch, that we'll probably never use."
Koops: "I for one, feel very accomplished."
Gombella: "That's only because you have a prejudice against dragons, given your childhood history."
Flurrie: "I personally feel very violated, those guys down there wouldn't stop staring at my boobs."
Bobbery: "Then put a damn shirt on you whore."
Ms Mowz: "I think i'm about to throw up."
Mario: "Okay, I understand that everyone is a very frustrated right now." "But, we all should be a proud." "We were the first ones to make it to level 100, and live to tell a the tale."
Narrator: "Just then, Charlieton emerged out of the return to entrance pipe."
Goombella: "Dude, how the hell did you keep beating us every 10 floors, without having to take out the enemies?"
Charlieton: "Oh it's very simple, I had a lot of help from the Mover."
Narrator: "Then, on cue, said Mover appeared out of thin air."
Mover: "Way to go dudes, you made it all the way to level 100."
Koops: "Seriously dude, how on earth do you navigate through the pit, without the use of the pipe?"
Mover: "Sorry bro, that's classified."
Flurrie: "You look a lot like that Pungry guy from the shop in The great tree."
Mover: "He's my twin brother."
Bobbery: "I wonder what my daughter is doing right now."
**Meanwhile thousands of miles away**
Narrator: "In the Dry Dry outpost, a Chinese restaurant had just opened, and that was were Goombario and Bombette were on a date." "The food unfortunately did not agree with Goombario's digestive system, and he had been in the bathroom for about 20 minutes." "Bombette then walked into the room, and into the stall next to his."
Goombario: "What are you doing in the men's bathroom?"
Bombette: "There were like 20 women in line, and I just drank like five sodas." "Why didn't you tell me that Chinese food doesn't agree with your body?"
Goombario: "I chose this restaurant because Chinese is your favorite, and I thought this would be the perfect occasion for what I was about to ask you." "I shouldn't have even bothered, you would've said no regardless."
Bombette: "What were you going to ask me?"
Goombario: "Now isn't the best place, we are in the men's bathroom."
Bombette: "Come on sweetheart, you don't have to feel awkward around me."
Goombario: "I took you to this restaurant so I could propose to you."
Bombette: "You didn't have to go through all that, I would have said yes no matter what."
Goombario: "Are you being serious?"
Bombetter: "Yes i'm being serious, i'd be more than happy to marry you." "But for the time being, you really need to go home and get some rest."
**End of chapter**
