A Scoutmaster's Wild Night

Disclaimer: I do not, and I repeat, I DO NOT own any character or anything related to Camp Lazlo. Camp Lazlo and its characters are owned by it's creator Joe Murray and Cartoon Network. Since I'm in such a Camp Lazlo kick recently, I'd figured that me and my good co-writing friend UltimateWarriorFan4Ever would give you something very unexpected for you to witness. A hot, spicy smutshot featuring Scoutmaster Lumpus and Jane Doe. And yes, they will have human, anthropormorphic bodies. Of course, it's no surprise they already do in the cartoon (LMAO). Okay, enough of me and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever being a couple of crazy nuts, here you go.

"Scoutmaster, when are you coming out?"

Said a very tired Slinkman who was waiting outside the bathroom for his friend and Scoutmaster of Camp Kidney, Lumpus, to come out already. It was honestly no surprise that Lumpus was taking his sweet time too, attempting to get himself cleaned up and ready for his date with the leader of the Squirrel Scouts, Jane Doe.

Realizing that his assistant scoutmaster was asking him a question, Lumpus's voice was heard from inside the bathroom saying, "Don't rush me, Slinkman. I'm taking my sweet time trying to make sure every part of me is perfect."

"But sir, you've LITERALLY been in there for two hours!" Slinkman heavily groaned, "You've been showering, flossing, brushing, shaving, toenail clipping, more shaving, ball cleaning, nosehair clipping and did I mention MORE shaving?"

Lumpus groaned right back to his friend, "For your information, Slinkman, it's called MANSCAPING. Have you ever heard of it?!"

"Apparently, Scoutmaster Lumpus." Slinkman said, rolling his eyes.

After almost a minute of waiting, the Scoutmaster's voice spoke out of the bathroom saying, "All right, I'm coming out!"

"About time," The sluggy assistant sighed to himself.

It didn't take too long for the bathroom door to finally open, leading Scoutmaster Lumpus to come out wearing a collared white shirt that was being covered by a snazzy plaid jacket coat, tight black pants and picture-perfect snakeskin boots. He almost looked like a sharp-dressed male model that came out of a men's fashion magazine at least. Sure, he was a cranky middle-aged moose, but he definitely made it look very impressive for his age.

Slinkman was mighty impressed as well, smirking widely, "Well, I gotta say, Scoutmaster, you definitely know how to clean up very good."

"Well, what can I say, Slinkman," Lumpus shrugged, "All it takes is a little patience and time."

"It definitely shows, sir," Slinkman nodded before asking, "So what are you and Jane gonna do?"

Lumpus said with such a confident grin, "Oh, the usual. Dinner, dancing, the late night movie. And the best part about it, it's that I'm buying. Something that a gentleman like me would do. Am I missing something?"

Slinkman immediately pointed to his pants, "Your fly's open, sir."

"WHAT?!" Lumpus shrieked as he looked down at his pants.

Much to his relief however, he didn't see his zipper down at the slightest, therefore not exposing himself in front of his assistant scoutmaster.

This led Lumpus to sneer at Slinkman, "I hate it when you do that…"

6:00 p.m.

Scoutmaster Lumpus was inside the perfect atmosphere that was Acorn Flats, standing outside the doorway that appeared to be the house of one Jane Doe. It was merely a rare surprise for him that he was granted access inside the Squirrel Scouts camp, despite the fact that there was a sign, alas a rule stating that no one from Camp Kidney would be allowed. Maybe someone had to remove the "No Beans" sign because it either got worn out and tossed away, or perhaps they were renovating the sign for improvements.

But either way, Scoutmaster Lumpus showed up in the doorway muttering to himself, "Okay, I got mints for freshening up, I got cologne, I got a bouquet of roses, I got chocolates, what else am I missing? Oh, well, it couldn't be anything important. Here goes…"

Lumpus immediately dusted off his perfect left knuckle, all before he knocked on the door, awaiting for his lady love to open the door and invite the Scoutmaster inside the house.

He waited several seconds outside before Jane's voice was heard inside the house saying, "Come in, Lumpus. The door's open!"

"Oh, great," Lumpus said to himself, "Makes this easy for me."

With no trouble, the scoutmaster found himself entering inside Jane Doe's house where every single object and every single ornament around the house looked spot-on and picture-perfect. Apparently, this was a woman who knew how to clean up very well. No doubt her reputation as a bit of a perfectionist definitely drew her in quite well.

Lumpus looked all around the living room searching for Jane when he shouted, "Hey Jane, where are ya?"

"Right here, Scoutmaster Lumpus!" A female voice shouted back behind him.

"Oh, thank goodness," Lumpus sighed before turning around to face Jane, "I kinda had a good feeling you were arou–what the?"

Lumpus found himself getting off by the sight of Jane Doe, who was standing before him wearing what seemed to be a long silk bathrobe. For some reason, her choice of attire suddenly got Lumpus very confused questioning the type of clothing Jane was wearing before their soon oncoming date.

"Uh, why aren't you wearing your dress, Jane?" The scoutmaster asked, "I don't know why you wanna go to dinner dressed like you're about to take in a shower."

"Oh, yeah about that," Jane said, adding in a very carefree giggle, "I have thought about putting on that very special dress that you gave to me for my birthday, but then I thought to myself, it was getting a little boring doing the same ol' rinse and repeat when it comes to our date nights. So I figured to myself, why not spice things up a little bit?"

Scoutmaster Lumpus raised his eyebrow questionably, "Spice things up? What, uh… what are you exactly talking about?"

Without wasting a single beat, Jane Doe gracefully slipped off her silk bathrobe, revealing a sight that took Lumpus's breath away. She was dressed in a white, see-through nightie that clung to her like a second skin, the delicate lace of her matching bra and panties peeking through the fabric. Her legs were adorned with white stockings that ended just above her knees, and she teetered on a pair of white, high-heeled stilettos that made her appear taller and sexier than ever before.

Lumpus's eyes widened like dinner plates, his cheeks burning a vibrant shade of red. He stuttered, "J-Jane, w-what are you doing?"

Jane giggled sweetly, a knowing smile playing on her lips. She spun around, her nightie fluttering around her in a mesmerizing display. "You like?"

The moose's throat bobbed as he swallowed hard. He had never seen Jane like this before. She looked absolutely stunning, and his thoughts were racing a mile a minute. "I-I don't know what to say. You look hot, but I thought we were going out for dinner?"

Jane sauntered closer to him, her hips swaying seductively. "We can always order in, darling," she purred, placing a hand on his chest. "Besides, I know this is something you've always dreamed about, right?"

Lumpus's heart pounded in his chest, and his eyes scanned her body hungrily. He had to admit, she was right. The thought of seeing Jane in something so revealing had definitely crossed his mind more than once. But he had never imagined it happening like this.

Jane stepped even closer, pressing her body against his. Her scent filled his nostrils, a tantalizing mix of sweet vanilla and a hint of something musky. She looked up at him through her lashes, her eyes gleaming with mischief. "So, Scoutmaster, what do you say? Care to join me for a little pre-dinner snack?"

The tension in the room was palpable, and Lumpus felt his resolve slipping. He knew he should have been focusing on their date, but all he could think about was the glimpse of her bare skin through the fabric of her lingerie. He swallowed again, his mouth suddenly dry. "Jane, I-I don't know if this is such a good idea. We're supposed to be setting a good example for the scouts, and I don't think this is exactly what they had in mind when they think of their scoutmaster on a date with their leader."

Jane reached up and traced a finger along the line of his jaw, her touch feather-light. "Oh, don't worry about the scouts," she whispered, her voice a siren's call. "They won't be the wiser. Besides, everyone needs to let loose sometimes, even Scoutmasters."

Before Lumpus could even try to formulate a coherent response, she leaned in and captured his lips in a kiss that was anything but innocent. It was a kiss filled with passion and desire, one that sent a bolt of electricity through his body and rendered him speechless. His eyes widened, but she didn't give him a chance to pull away. Her tongue slipped past his lips, dancing with his own in a way that was both surprising and exhilarating. His arms, as if they had a mind of their own, wrapped around her waist, pulling her closer to him. He felt the softness of her body pressed against his, and it was like all the pent-up tension of the past weeks came rushing to the surface.

Lumpus's thoughts swirled in his head, a tornado of confusion and arousal. He had always had a bit of a crush on Jane, but she had never been so forward before. The way she kissed him, it was as if she had been holding back all this time, waiting for the perfect moment to let go. And as she deepened the kiss, her hand sliding up to tangle in his hair, he realized that this was indeed the perfect moment. The taste of her was intoxicating, and he found himself responding in kind, kissing her back with a hunger that surprised even him.

As their kiss grew more heated, Lumpus's hand began to wander. It slid down from her waist to cup her buttock, squeezing gently. Jane gasped into his mouth, her body arching towards his touch. She broke the kiss for a moment, her breath coming in ragged pants. "Oh, Lumpus," she murmured, her voice thick with desire. "You're such a naughty moose."

Her words only served to fuel his passion. He grabbed her face with both hands, pulling her back to him for another deep, claiming kiss. This time, there was no doubt in his mind. He wanted her, and it seemed she wanted him just as badly. The world outside the door of her house melted away, leaving only the two of them and the fire that burned between them.

The kiss grew more urgent, their tongues dueling as if they were trying to conquer each other. Jane's hands roamed his body, pushing the jacket off his shoulders and working on the buttons of his shirt. Lumpus felt his body responding to her touch, his heart racing and his skin burning. He had never felt this alive, this desired. And as she finally succeeded in removing his shirt, her hands moving to his chest, he knew that there was no turning back. And there was indeed no turning back for Lumpus as well, using his hands to glide the nightie straps all the way down from Jane Doe's shoulders. He smirked around his lips realizing that even though she wasn't fully exposed, Lumpus knew in his lustful heart that he was getting one step closer to undressing what was left of the Squirrel Scouts leader.

Before he could do so however, Jane playfully pushed Lumpus on the couch, the fabric of her nightie shifting, allowing him to catch a glimpse of her supple, pale skin. She straddled him, her knees pressing into the cushions on either side of his hips. Her eyes never left his as she reached around her back and began to fiddle with the hooks of her bra. Lumpus watched, his eyes glazed over with lust as she snapped it off with surprising ease. The bra fell away, revealing her breasts to him in all their glory. They were full and firm, her nipples a rosy pink that begged to be kissed.

He couldn't help but stare, his breath hitching in his throat as he took in the sight of her. Jane Doe was more than just a leader of a rival scout group; she was a goddess before him, and he was her devoted worshipper. Lumpus's eyes were glued to her chest, watching as her breasts bounced gently with every movement she made. He had heard whispers about her being a 37EE, but seeing them in person was like nothing he could have ever imagined. They were the size of melons and just as ripe, and his hands itched to cup them, to feel their weight in his palms.

Jane chuckled, enjoying the effect she was having on him. She leaned in, her breasts brushing against his chest as she whispered in his ear, "What's the matter, Scoutmaster? Never seen a pair of tits before?"

The crude words snapped Lumpus out of his daze, and he felt a surge of arousal shoot through him. He looked down at the very obvious bulge in his pants and knew that she had noticed it too. Jane's eyes sparkled with mischief as she reached down and grabbed the zipper of his pants. She tugged it down slowly, her eyes never leaving his. "Let's see what you're packing, shall we?" she murmured, her voice low and seductive.

The sound of the zipper was like a gunshot in the quiet room, echoing in his ears as his pants parted. His cock sprang free, thick and hard, standing tall and proud against his stomach. Jane's eyes widened in shock, and she couldn't help but let out a gasp. "Oh my," she breathed, her hand reaching out to gently wrap around his shaft. "I had no idea you were so... well-endowed, Scoutmaster."

Lumpus felt his cheeks burn with a mix of embarrassment and excitement. "It's, uh, it's just something I've had to deal with my whole life," he managed to say, trying to play it cool despite the raging boner that was now in her hand.

Jane took a moment to appreciate the size of his cock, stroking it gently before leaning in closer. She flicked her tongue out, the tip barely grazing the sensitive head. Lumpus's eyes rolled back in his head, and he let out a low groan. The feeling was indescribable, the wetness of her tongue against his skin making him throb even more. She tasted him, her tongue moving in slow, deliberate circles around the tip, teasing him with every stroke. He could feel his pre-cum beading at the slit, and he was sure she could feel the pulse of his arousal in her hand.

Without warning, she took him into her mouth, her lips stretching wide to accommodate his girth. She bobbed her head up and down, taking in his entire length with ease. The sensation was overwhelming, and Lumpus's hips bucked upward, pushing himself deeper into her warm, wet embrace. Her mouth was a perfect fit for him, and he couldn't believe how good it felt. He had never been with a woman who could handle him so well, who seemed to know exactly what he liked. Jane's hands didn't stop moving either. They wandered down to his balls, cupping them gently in her palm. She rolled them around, squeezing slightly as she continued to suck him off.

"Jane... nnnnh... you're... ahhhh... you're so good at this..." He shuddered as his moans grew louder, his grip on the couch cushions tightening as he fought the urge to thrust up into her mouth. He could feel himself getting closer and closer to the edge, the pressure building in his balls.

But just when he thought he couldn't take it anymore, she increased her pace, her head moving faster and faster as she took him in and out of her mouth. The sight of her, dressed in only her panties and stockings, with his cock disappearing between her lips was almost too much to handle. His eyes locked onto hers, watching as she looked up at him, her own eyes glazed with lust. He could see the pleasure in her gaze, the way she enjoyed pleasuring him, and it only made him want her more.

Finally, unable to hold back any longer, Lumpus's hands found their way to her hair. He gripped the soft strands, gently at first, before tightening his grip and using it to guide her movements. He thrust upward, meeting her mouth with every bob of her head. The feeling of her throat tightening around him was unreal, and he knew he wouldn't last much longer. He could feel his orgasm building, a volcano ready to erupt.

But Jane had different ideas in mind however, as she broke off the sensational blowjob that she had given Lumpus for the time being. Yes, he was left disappointed, but it was very reasonable knowing that she didn't want him to reach his breaking point just yet.

She smirked like the horny little she-devil Jane had become, whispering over to him, "Uh-uh... you don't get to cum just yet. This is just the beginning, Scoutmaster..."

Jane Doe then got off his lap, standing before him, with Lumpus's cock sticking out like a flag pole. She took a moment to appreciate his manhood, her eyes tracing the length of his cock as if it were a piece of fine art. She then proceeded to walk away from the couch, turning around to give him a full view of her ass that was tightly encased in the lacy white panties she had on. Lumpus watched with eager anticipation as she reached back and began to slide the fabric down her legs, her hips swaying in a way that could only be described as a dance of seduction. The panties slithered down her thighs, revealing her bare, clean-shaven mound. His eyes widened at the sight of her tight, wet pussy, glistening with arousal. It was like a beacon, calling out to his cock, begging for it to dive in and claim her. He could feel his heart racing in his chest, his breath coming in quick pants.

As the lacy material fell to the floor, she stepped out of it, leaving it in a pool around her high-heeled stilettos. She then turned to face him, her hands on her hips, her body a vision of pure sex. "Well, Scoutmaster," she purred, "What do you think?"

Lumpus could only manage to whisper, "I like what I'm seeing, Jane."

Her smile grew even more seductive as she stepped closer to him, her hand reaching down to touch herself. "I'm so wet for you," she said, her voice a husky whisper. She slid her fingers along her slit, the sound of her wetness filling the room.

The sight of her playing with herself was too much for Lumpus to handle. He leaned back on the couch, his eyes never leaving hers. "Please," he begged, "I need to be inside you."

Jane chuckled, the sound sending another wave of pleasure through him. "Patience, my dear," she said, climbing back onto the couch, straddling him once again. She positioned herself so that her pussy was hovering just above his cock, the head teasing his sensitive skin. "But if you insist..."

With that, she lowered herself onto him, the head of his cock parting her folds. He felt her tightness grip him, and he groaned with pleasure. She took her time, inch by inch, until she was fully seated on his cock. Her eyes never left his, and he could see the excitement in them.

Finally, with a little wiggle of her hips, she had him buried to the hilt. They both let out a moan of satisfaction, their bodies now connected in the most intimate of ways. Jane began to rock back and forth, her hips moving in a slow, sensual rhythm that had Lumpus's eyes rolling back in his head. The feeling of her tight pussy gripping him was unlike anything he had ever experienced before.

"Oh, Scoutmaster," she gasped, her voice a mix of pleasure and surprise, "You're so big...!"

Lumpus could only groan in response, his hands moving to grip her hips. He began to thrust up to meet her, their movements becoming more frantic with every passing second. The sound of their bodies slapping together filled the room, along with their mingled moans and gasps.

He watched as her breasts bounced with every thrust, the sight making him even harder. He leaned up and took one in his mouth, sucking and nibbling on the nipple until it was a hard little peak. Jane's hands found his head, her nails digging into his fur as she rode him faster to the brink of extinction. Hell, even the shaking the couch was taking from their combined movements was so lethal that it almost looked like a powerful 10.0 earthquake consuming every ounce of Acorn Flats in its wake.

But Lumpus had a plan of his own. He sat up, pushing Jane down onto her back on the couch, his cock still buried deep inside her. She gasped, her eyes wide with surprise, but she didn't protest. Instead, she spread her legs wider, giving him even more access to her body. Lumpus took a moment to admire her, her skin flushed and her chest heaving with every breath she took. Then, with a smirk, he began to pound into her with a ferocity that left her speechless.

Her eyes rolled back in her head, and she moaned loudly as he hit all the right spots. He knew he was close, the pressure building in his balls like a ticking time bomb. But he didn't want to finish just yet. He wanted to make sure Jane was fully satisfied before he let go.

"Ahhhhh... you're... you're going to make me cum, Lumpus!" Jane screamed out, her voice echoing through the room.

"That's the plan, darling," he said with a cocky smirk.

And just like that, with one more powerful thrust, he sent her over the edge. Jane's body tensed up, her muscles tightening around his cock as she came hard, squirting all over his throbbing manmeat with such an unbelievable explosion. It was a sight to behold, and Lumpus couldn't help but feel a sense of pride at being the one to make her come apart like that.

But he wasn't done yet. He pulled out, his cock glistening with her juices, and flipped her over onto her back. Jane giggled, her cheeks flushed with pleasure as she soon found herself spreading not just her legs, but her already-fuckable clit as well at a very sex-hungry scoutmaster. There was just something about that lewd yet satisfying position that made Lumpus get all hard and throbbing for her again.

Lumpus leaned down and kissed her deeply, their tongues tangling as he positioned the head of his cock at her entrance once more. He pushed in slowly, savoring the feel of her tightness as she took him in inch by inch. Jane's moans grew louder as he filled her up, her body trembling with anticipation. He didn't stop until he was fully sheathed inside her, his balls slapping against her ass with every gentle movement.

Once fully seated, Lumpus began to thrust in a steady rhythm, his eyes never leaving hers. He could see the passion in her gaze, the way she bit her bottom lip to keep from screaming out. He knew he had her right where he wanted her, and the power was intoxicating. With every thrust, he angled himself so that his cock head rubbed against her clit, sending sparks of pleasure shooting through her body.

Her nails dug into his back, and she arched up to meet him, her breasts bouncing with every movement. It was a sight that would make any man go wild, and Lumpus was no exception. He felt his orgasm building, his hips moving faster and faster as he pounded into her.

"Fuck me harder, Lumpus!" Jane moaned, her voice raw with need. "I want all of you!"

The scoutmaster complied, his grip on her hips tightening as he picked up the pace. He could feel her walls quiver around him, her pussy squeezing him like a vice as she felt her entire body almost go limp and disoriented from this kind of pleasure. And yet keeping her very awake was the sound of their skin slapping together filling the entire room, a symphony of passion that only grew louder as their movements grew more frantic. Lumpus's member continued to crash down hard on her, almost to the point where she could feel another climax coming in her part. And as much as she wanted to reach that breaking point, Lumpus had other ideas planned up his entire sleeve.

He pulled out, leaving her whimpering for more, and with a swift motion, he flipped her over onto her stomach. Jane's body was a canvas of desire, her legs spread wide in invitation. Lumpus couldn't resist the sight of her round, plump ass in the air, begging for his attention. He smacked it playfully, watching as it jiggled delightfully. The sound of his palm meeting her flesh was like a drumbeat, setting the rhythm for what was to come.

Jane looked over her shoulder at him, her cheeks flushed with arousal. "Fuck me like the slut I am," she whimpered, her voice a mix of need and submission. It was a side of her Lumpus had never seen before, and it only served to make him harder. He lined his cock up with her soaking wet pussy and thrust back in, filling her up completely.

Her moan was muffled by the couch cushion as she buried her face into it. Her hips rocked back to meet him, eager for every inch of his length. He smacked her ass again, this time a little harder, and she yelped with pleasure. The sting only made her wetter, and he could feel her pussy clench around him.

"Is this what you want?" he growled, his own voice thick with lust. "You want me to treat you like a whore?"

"Yes," she moaned into the fabric, her voice barely audible. "Fuck me like I'm nothing but a piece of meat for you to use."

The words sent a shiver down his spine, and he began to pound into her with an almost animalistic ferocity. Each smack of his hand on her ass was met with a grunt from her, and he could feel her body tightening around him. The sight of her spread out before him, taking his punishment, was too much for him to handle.

Lumpus's grip on her hips tightened as he slammed into her, the couch groaning in protest beneath them. Her moans grew louder, turning into cries of pleasure that spurred him on. He could feel the heat building in his balls, the pressure growing until it was almost unbearable. And then it hit him, his orgasm crashing through him like a freight train.

So much so that he immediately let out a loud teeth-clenching roar, "Shit… I'M GONNA CUM…!"

All that it would take was one final thrust from Lumpus to empty himself into her, his cum spurting in thick, hot jets that filled her to the brim. She gripped the couch cushions so tightly that the fabric began to rip under her nails. Her own orgasm hit her like a wave, her pussy contracting around his cock in a delicious spasm that milked him dry.

As the last of his seed spilled into her, Lumpus collapsed onto her back, panting heavily. His cock was still twitching, still sensitive from the intensity of his climax. Jane's breath was hot against his neck, her body trembling beneath him. They laid there for a moment, their hearts racing in time with each other's, their bodies slick with sweat.

Slowly, Lumpus pulled out, his cock glistening with their combined juices. He leaned down and kissed her shoulder, whispering, "That was... amazing."

Jane turned her head to look at him, her eyes glazed over with satisfaction. "It was indeed," she murmured, a small smile playing on her lips.

Lumpus treated her with a nice gentle kiss on the lips, all before whispering, "I gotta admit, I never thought hot sex with each other would be way better than going out to eat…"

"Same here," The blonde-haired doe nodded, agreeing with Lumpus from that statement, "I think maybe we should do more of that way more often."

"I like the sound of that, Jane." Lumpus winked one last time.

With one more kiss from one another, they cuddled on the couch, their legs tangled together as they basked in the afterglow of their passionate encounter. The room was filled with the scent of sex, a heady aroma that seemed to cling to every surface. Lumpus's mind was a whirlwind of emotions, trying to process what had just happened. He had never felt so alive, so wanted, so... alive.

And all he had to do was thank Jane Doe for setting the mood between the two of them. Thanks to her, this was no doubt a wild night for Lumpus that he was NEVER gonna regret for a long time.

Oh man, what I wouldn't give to be in Scoutmaster Lumpus's shoes. That dude LITERALLY made Camp Lazlo, no doubt about it. You know what to do from here, everyone. R&R, campers. And no Raj, you can't have any marshmallows. I ate 'em all.