A/N: This is a series of one-shots where my favourite X-Men do a lot of naughty sexual fantasies, hence the title. Since X-Men 97 starts today, I thought it'd be a good time to upload the first one in the show's honor.
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Outside the X-Men's treehouse in New York City, Remy LeBeau was staring at it as he played with his cards. He had left Krakoa for the day to visit his wife, and had heard she was at their base in the treehouse. He walked over towards it, whistling, before he entered the treehouse and began to walk around the hidden base/home in it, looking for his wife.
"Well, well, well, whut do we have 'ere? Looks lahke a lil' ol' swamp rat's lookin' f' someone." came a familar voice from behind him.
Remy smiled as he turned around, and saw his wife Anna Marie LeBeau coming towards him, wearing her uniform.
"Well, if it isn't my lovely wife?" he teased. "Just who I was looking for."
"Oh, ya swamp rat. Whut are ya doin' 'ere anyway?" Anna asked.
"What? I can't visit my beau wife?" he asked lovingly.
Anna giggled as he kissed her cheek, making her blush, before she hugged him.
"Ya're not 'ere f' anothah o' 'em pokah games, are ya? Ya know they're not allowed." she said.
"Non, I'm serious." Remy assured. "I've missed you with you being here."
Rogue smiled and kissed him, which he returned before pulling apart.
"Oh, ah've missed ya too, sugah." she said.
"Things going well here?" Remy asked.
"Sure are." Anna said. "Everythin''s fahne righ' now."
"Well, you mind if I come in and join you?" Remy asked.
Anna smiled before they both entered the treehouse and walked down a hallway.
"So, where is everyone?" Remy asked.
"Well, Scott an' Jean have left t' deal with somethin' in Washington." Anna explained. "Laura an' Everett are 'round somewhere, while Lorna an' Shiro are patrollin' th' city'."
"Any idea when dey'd be back?" Remy asked.
"Not really." Anna said. "It's good t' see ya, sugah. It's been a bit hard t' sleep without ya next t' me them days."
"Same here." Remy said.
"Ya know, ah kinda wish we both made th' team lahke Scott an' Jean did." Anna said. "It would've made me feel bettah, as ah'd see ya all th' tahme."
"I know what you mean." Remy agreed, wrapping his arm around her.
Anna smiled as they kept on walking and looking around.
"Maybe ah could persuade th' team t' let ya in if we need a thief t' help out." she teased.
"I'd love dat, chere." Remy said.
He leaned down and kissed her forehead, making her smile. After about half-an-hour of walking around, Anna grinned mischievously getting Remy's attention.
"I know dat look, chere." he said. "You got something you want to do right now?"
"Yeah. Come on, sugah; ah'm in th' mood f' somethin' naughty." Anna said.
She grabbed his hand and lead him off through the treehouse, confusing him slightly, but he had a feeling she wanted to do a sexual fantasy.
"By naughty, you mean you want a sexual fantasy, mon armor?" Remy asked.
"Oh, ya know it, Remy." Anna assured lovingly.
She kept leading him through the treehouse base, before they entered the bedroom of Scott and Jean Summers. Anna closed the door behind them, as Remy approached the large circler shaped bed and whistled.
"Cyke and Jean's bed?" he smirked. "You want us to make love in dat?"
"Oh, yeah." Anna teased, approaching it.
"But what 'bout da window?" Remy asked, pointing at it as he followed her. "It's pretty big."
"Why don' ya relax, sugah? That window is one sided, no one can see us from th' outside." Anna teased.
"Really?" Remy asked.
"O' course, Remy." Anna assured. "Jean told me herself due t' all she an' Scott have done in 'ere."
She turned around and took her jacket off, staring at her husband lovingly.
"Come on, Cajun? Don' be shy?" she whispered seducefully, taking her gloves off.
Remy leaned in, unable to resist and kissed her, which she returned and wrapped her arms around him, before they both fell onto the bed together. They kissed for a few seconds, before Remy sat up and took his duster off, throwing it to the floor, then he took off his shirt and did the same. Anna smiled and ran her hands down his bare chest, as he bent down and took off her right boot, then her left one. She wiggled her toes as he got off the bed and took off his own boots, then she got up off it, then turned around so her back was to him.
"Undo mah zip, hon?" she asked, taking her headband off and throwing it away.
Remy smiled and lowered it down, showing a green bra beneath it, before he put it down fully. He leaned in and kissed her back, making her smile, before she turned around and kissed him. He wrapped his arms around her as they moved around, before she broke free and pushed him down onto the bed, before he sat up slightly. She grinned at him, before she pulled her arms out of her uniform, then she skimmed out of it, leaving her in her underwear, as she wore green matching panties.
Remy wolf whistled as Anna came towards him, then she grabbed his pants and pulled them down, followed by his socks, leaving him in his boxes, before she pulled him up to his feet. They both eyed each other's underwear, before Anna reached back and unclasped her bra, letting it fall down to the ground, before she touched his cock through his boxes, feeling it was hard.
"Ah think junior 'ere's ready f' me." she whispered.
"I think you are too, mon armor." Remy said, touching her panties, feeling them getting wet.
They both pulled down each other's underwear slightly, before they skimmed out of them, then once at their feet, stepped out of them. Anna touched and stroked his cock, while Remy put his hands on her breasts and rubbed them, making them both smile and giggle. Remy bent down and kissed the valley between her breasts, before she pushed him playfully onto the bed on his back, before she straddled him. She put her right hand behind his head, pulling it up, before they kissed each other hungrily, with him wrapping his arms around her, putting his right hand on her back, his left in her hair, while she put her left on his cheek.
They both rolled over in the bed so Remy ended up on top, before he lifted his head up and stared at her.
"You wanna be on top or under da covers?" he asked.
"Let's do it undah." Anna replied lovingly. "Maybe we can do it on top latah."
Remy smiled and got up off her and the bed, then she got up herself, before she lifted the bed cover up. She got back on the bed and lay down on her back, before Remy got on top of her, then he pulled the over their bottom halves, before he bent down and began to thrust into his wife.
"Oh, yeah!" she moaned.
Remy shut her up by kissing her as he sped up his pace, making her put her hands behind his head, while also wrapping her left leg around his waist. He went a bit deeper into her as he kept up his pace, as she moaned into his kisses, before they pulled their lips apart, moaning lovingly with their faces close together. She leaned up slightly and kissed his left ear as he kept up his pace, both panting and moaning as they did so, before Remy lifted his head up, making her lower her heads.
"Oh, yes! God, yes!" he moaned. "Yeah!"
Anna moaned softly as he kept up his pace, turning her head left slightly, as he bent down and began kissing and licking her neck.
"Oh, God! Don' stop!" she moaned. "Hardah, Remy, hardah!"
Remy lifted himself up, wrapping her legs around his waist as he sped up his pace, making them both look at each other as they moaned and panted.
"I...love...you!" Remy moaned.
"Ah...love...ya...too, sugah!" Anna moaned, closing her eyes, leaning her head back.
Her breasts bounced up and down slightly as Remy kept up his pace, making her put her hands on her breasts to rub them. Remy bent down slightly, making her lower her hands, before he kissed the valley between them as he kept up his pace.
"Oh!" she moaned softly.
Remy kept kissing the valley between her breasts, before he raised himself up, then they soon turned over under the covers so Anna was now on top as they laughed, before she began riding him cowgirl style. She put her hands on his legs as he ran his up and down her hips, before he touched her breasts.
"Oh, yeah! God, yeah!" Anna moaned, her head rocking back and forth.
Remy smiled as he leaned his head back and closed his eyes, as his wife kept riding him, as his legs began to rock up and down.
"Yeah!" he moaned. "Fuck!"
Anna leaned her head back and put her hands down on the bed as she kept riding him, before the upper part of her body began to fall down.
"Oh, yeah!" she moaned, closing her eyes. "Yes! Yes!"
Remy moved his hands to her back to keep her up as they kept up their pace, before she leaned her head back, letting him see her breasts bounce up and down. He moved his hands to them to cup them, squeezing them tight, as Anna kept riding him, before she leaned herself forward and put her hands behind his head. She pulled him up by it, putting his face to her breasts, which he began to kiss and lick.
"Oh, yeah!" she moaned softly. "Yeah!"
She moved hands through her husband's hair as she kept up her pace, while he kept licking and kissing her breasts and the valley between them, before he leaned his head up and kissed her, which she returned. They kept their lips together for nearly a minute before they pulled apart, looking at each other as Anna kept up her pace.
"Je t'aime, Anna." Remy whispered.
"Je t'aime aussi, Remy." Anna whispered.
She pushed her husband playfully down on the bed as she kept riding him, while he put his hands on her lower hips near her butt cheeks, as they continued to make love. They kept up their pace for another five minutes, when they came together, panting hard. She bent down and kissed him, which he returned, before they pulled apart, then she rolled off him and onto her back, both staring at the ceiling.
"Now, dat was epic." Remy joked.
"Sure was. Ah'd love t' see th' look on Scott an' Jean's faces if they caught us." Anna joked, turning onto her side.
"Moi too, Anna." Remy assured.
They snuggled up together beneath the covers, with Anna resting her head on Remy's shoulder.
"How long before Cyke and Jean get back anyway?" Remy asked.
"Mmm. Ah don' know, an' ah don' care righ' now." Anna said dreamily.
Remy wrapped his arm around her, wishing they could stay like that forever, when he heard a phone ring. Anna sighed and got out of bed, and approached her uniform's pocket, pulling it out, showing it was a text from Jean.
"Scott and I won't be back 'til tomorrow. We'll see you then. You can go and join Remy if you want, as long as you're back in the morning. Jean and Scott."
Anna smiled before she put it down and turned around, letting Remy eye her bare body.
"It's Jean, she says she an' Scott won't be back 'til mornin'." she explained.
"So, dat mean...?" Remy inquired, getting out of bed.
"Ya can stay 'ere 'til mornin' with lil' ol' me." Anna teased, as he approached her.
Remy smiled before he kissed his wife, who returned it and wrapped her arms around his head, as he put his on her butt cheeks, squeezing them, before they pulled apart and smiled at each other.
"You sure no one can see us through dat window?" Remy asked.
"Why don' ya take a look?" Anna suggested.
She led him towards the window, before they looked out at the city from it, seeing several Humans passing by, and while a few did turn to the treehouse, not one of them seemed to notice the naked couple.
"I see what you mean." Remy said, wrapping his arm around his naked wife.
"So, whut do ya want t' do 'til mornin', sugah?" Anna asked.
Remy turned to her and smiled.
"I want to spend dat time snuggled up with my wife, and maybe have another round of making love in dis room." he said.
Rogue smiled and moved away slightly, before she took his hand.
"That can be arranged, mah love." she said. "So, ya wanna do it 'gainst th' window?"
Remy smiled and wrapped his arms around her, making her jump and wrap her legs around his waist, before he pinned her against the window. They kissed each other as he guided himself back into her, then began to pound into her, running her back and butt up and down against the window. He soon moved his kisses to her neck, making her close her eyes and turn her head slightly, as he kept pounding into her.
"Oh, fuck!" she moaned, wrapping her arms around him. "Yeah!"
Remy kept kissing her neck as he kept up his pace, as she tightened her legs around him, making him go deeper, as he leaned his head back.
"Yes!" he moaned softly.
Anna pulled his head forward and kissed him to drown out their moans as he kept pounding into her, doing deeper and deeper, before she pulled her lips away and began kissing his neck. They both moaned softly as they turned around so Remy now had his back and butt against the window, as he kept his wife up, who kept riding him.
"Oh, fuck! Yes!" she moaned, leaning her head back, closing her eyes.
Remy began kissing her upper breasts, making her lean her head back more as she kept moaning and moved her hands to his shoulders, while he sped up his pace.
"Oh, yeah!" she moaned softly. "Don' stop?"
Remy kept up his pace as he moved his lips away from her breasts, then moaned himself while closing his eyes. They kept it up for a few minutes, before Anna began scratching Remy's shoulders, making him open his eyes.
"Oh! Careful, chere!" he moaned.
"Sorry, Remy, ah can't help it! Ya're so...fuckin' amazing!" Anna moaned, leaning her head forward.
"Den let's move back to da bed and carry on?" Remy joked.
Anna nodded and kissed him, which he returned as he began carrying her over to the bed, before they fell back onto it. Remy pulled away, then turned Anna over so they got into doggy style position, before he began thrusting into her again.
"Oh!" she moaned, putting her left hand on his left leg. "Yes! Oh, yes!"
Remy began to speed up his pace as he ran his hands up and down her back, as she leaned her head forward.
"Oh, fuck!" Remy moaned, leaning his head back.
They both closed their eyes as they kept up their paces, moaning softly as they did so, before Anna put her left hand down on the edge of the bed, followed by her right.
"Oh, Remy, yes!" she moaned, leaning her head forward. "Yes! Fuck!"
"So...good!" Remy moaned, leaning his head forward.
He moved his hands down Anna's back and spanked her butt cheeks as he kept up his pace, making her moan louder.
"Oh, yes!" she moaned. "Yes!"
Remy bent down and kissed her spine as they kept it up, then he lifted his head up and moaned loudly, along with his wife. They both kept it up for another five minutes, before they both came together at the same time.
"Oh, yeah!" Remy moaned softly.
Anna lifted herself up so her back was against his chest, moaning softly as she did, before she put her left hand behind his head.
"Now that...was amazin'." she said.
They both turned to each other and kissed, Remy putting his hands on her breasts, before they pulled apart, then he pulled out of his wife and fell onto her back.
"It sure was." he breathed, putting his hands behind his head.
Anna turned herself around, then lay down on her side beside her husband on his left, before she put her right hand on her pillow, keeping her head up.
"Ah think ah lahke that one more than th' first." she said.
"Moi too." Remy said.
Anna smiled and kissed his cheek, before the room began to get dark, telling them it was getting dark.
"You know, maybe I'll just stay here 'til tomorrow morning, since it's getting dark." Remy said.
Anna smiled as she snuggled next to her husband, resting her left hand on the bed to keep her head up, while running her right along his chest. She sighed dreamily, just as the door opened, making them both gasp, causing her to cover herself with the covers, as Remy sat up, his bottom half covered, as Laura Kinney came in.
"Um, I thought you two... Oh, my..." she stuttered.
She opened her mouth wide as she stared at the southern couple.
"What are you doing here, petite?" Remy asked.
"I was about to ask you the same question, Gambit?" Laura asked. "I mean, this is Scott and Jean's room, not Rogue's?"
"We know dat." Remy replied, annoyed.
"If they find out you've-" Laura began.
"Yeah, we know. It's not lahke ya an' Everett haven't been doin' stuff lahke this?" Anna said, annoyed.
Laura blushed slightly. "Well, even we know better than to do it in someone else's bed." she said.
"Even when dat person's not here?" Remy inquired.
"Well... No." Laura said, blushing. "I mean, how'd you like it if we did it in yours, Rogue?"
Remy and Anna both turned to each other.
"If ya keep quiet 'bout this, then ya two can do it in mah room if ya want, jus' as long as ya clean up in th' mornin'." Anna said, as they turned to Laura.
"Um... Well, no thanks, but I won't say a word." Laura promised. "See you."
She closed the door and left, leaving the couple alone, making Anna sigh and lover the covers, exposing her breasts to her husband, who turned to her.
"Well, dat was unexpected." he said. "Still, better her dan Cyke and Jean, or even Logan."
He leaned back and fell against his pillow, before Anna turned over and lay down on her side next to him.
"Yeah. She may be Logan's clone, but she's been a lot more friendly towards ya than he's been." she said.
Remy looked at her as she leaned down and kissed him, which he returned, before they pulled apart, then she rested her head on his shoulder.
"Goodnight, sugah. Ah love ya." she said.
"Love you too, chere." Remy said softly.
They both wrapped their arms around each other and fell asleep together, knowing Remy would have to leave tomorrow morning while she remained there for X-Men work.
The next morning, Anna sighed dreamily as she rolled over in Scott and Jean's bed, before she felt around and saw the other side was empty.
"Huh?" she muttered, as she began to wake up.
She sat up and opened her eyes fully, seeing her husband sitting on the edge of the bed, wearing his underwear.
"Ya startin' t' get ready t' leave, sugah?" she asked.
Remy smiled and turned to her, as she leaned forward and wrapped her arms around him, putting her bare chest against his back.
"Oui. It's morning, chere." he said. "Better go before Cyke and Jean come back? You never know when dey be back?"
Anna sighed and rested her chin on his left shoulder, before she kissed his cheek, making him smile.
"Ah wish that wasn't th' case." she sighed. "Ah wanted t' sleep in 'ere with ya."
"Moi too, chere." Remy said.
He turned his head and leaned back, before they kissed each other lovingly, wrapping their arms around each other, before they helped.
"But it can't be helped here." Remy said.
"Guess ah bettah get dressed too then." Anna said. "If ya're leaving, no point in me stayin' 'ere."
She got out of bed as Remy fully turned to her, letting him eye her bare body, before she grabbed her panties and put them on. They both quickly got dressed into their clothes/uniform from yesterday, before Remy zipped his wife's uniform up, then they both put their jacket/duster and smiled at each other.
"We bettah make sure this place looks lahke we haven't been 'ere f' when they get back." Anna said.
"I know. Good thing we didn't leave marks on da window." Remy joked.
Anna turned to the window and saw he was right, as their butt and back marks from last night weren't there.
"Ya're righ'. Well, come on, let's get this place sorted out." she said.
They both quickly made the bed so it looked exactly as it did last night before they entered, then they both left the bedroom and began to walk through the treehouse.
"We'll have t' do somethin' lahke this again sometime?" Anna whispered.
"Oui, like maybe in someone else's bed." Remy teased.
Anna giggled and kissed his cheek, before they stopped and saw Laura coming towards them.
"You better not have-" Remy began.
"Don't worry, I'll keep my mouth shut." Laura promised. "As for what you offered, Rogue, we might do it on a night you're away."
"Well, lahke ah said, as long as ya clean up afterwards, ah'm fahne with that." Anna assured.
"Thanks." Laura said. "I'll see you around, Remy."
"You too, petite." Remy said.
He and his wife both kept walking on, then once outside, turned and smiled at each other, just as Scott and Jean approached them both.
"Gambit, what are you doing here?" Scott asked.
The southern couple turned to their fellow couple.
"I came here last night to visit my wife, Cyke." Remy said, folding his arms.
"Oh, really?" Jean inquired.
"Oui." Remy assured.
"He was already 'ere when ya texted us all." Anna assured. "He stayed in mah room with me."
Scott and Jean looked at them both, as they had a feeling they were hiding something.
"By the sounds of it, you two had a wild night?" Jean noted.
"Oh, we did." Remy assured. "Not like you two don't though."
"Ahem, true." Scott said, clearing his throat. "Okay, go on."
"Um, ya mahnd if ah have a word with ya two later?" Anna asked.
"Sure." Scott said.
He and Jean entered the treehouse, leaving the southern couple alone.
"Ah promise ah'll speak t' 'em, sugah." Anna promised.
Remy smiled before they shared a deep kiss, then they pulled apart and hugged each other.
"Goodbye f' now, mah love." Anna whispered.
"Oui, chere." Remy whispered.
They pulled apart and looked at each other.
"We'll try and find more ways to do dat, promise." Remy assured.
Anna smiled as her husband let go of her hands and walked off, leaving her alone, before she turned around and re-entered the treehouse, thinking of what other fantasies they could have together, now that she could touch without killing people.
