The grinch goes to target

The grinch is in his favorite store, Target, buying a new phone case, because his old

case was from 5 and below. He went into the phone aisle to look for a phone, however all the

price tags were missing. But he knew that Target had stations where you could scan items to

see their price. So he picked out the best looking phone case, it had a green design with a metal

case. The green creature walked over to the station, but when he got there it was gone. It

looked like it was ripped out of the wall. Oh well there's other stations, at least there was other

stations. They are gone too. The only option left was to push the button that would call an

employee over. Unlike the price scanner this was intact, so he pressed the button and it made a

loud noise. The grinch patiently waited for someone to arrive, but no one did. In fact as he

waited he realized that he didn't see anyone else in the section he was in. This was taking too

long, if there's no employees to help him here they must be at the cash register. As he walked to

the cash register he didn't see anyone around, except for one last person behind a cash

register.

The grinch said to the cashier, "I was wondering if you could check the price on this item

for me, it seems that there's no other way for me to do this." The grinch waited for a response

to his very important question, because without a response he would be sent home with a

cruddy phone case that would slowly rot over time, until it was no more. And then if the phone

case was gone he would surely break his iphone 13 pro max at his job, in burger king. Because

one of his coworkers sleezy joe, would constantly break things for fun, in fact last week sleezy

joe got employe of the month and had a big party. Sleezy joe was the hardest worker at burger

king, his burgers were the best, the ketchup would always be squeezed in a smile. And

whenever sleezy joe would get to work he would say "Good morning grinch, i hope your ready

for another day." The grinch would proceed to attack sleezy joe, sleezy joe was so foolish he fell

for this trick every time. It was sleezy's fault that the machines broke, he was in the way of them

when the grinch was mad. If joey did his antics again the iphone 13 pro max would be turned

into string cheese. Sleezy Joe would pay for this, worse than the time on the roof. 3 years ago

joe made grinch angry on the roof, the grinch threw him off the roof. He almost died that day but

he didn't, good thing or else this story wouldn't exist and the grinch would be in prison.

The grinch awaited the cashier's answer. She said, "Sure i can scan this." The price

appeared, 2 dollars. The grinch reached into his pocket and found 3 cents, he cried. "I must

return this case to its isle", he said with a smile. The green creature proceeded to sprint out of

the Target holding the phone case. He ran to his car, it had a small dog tied to a rope in front of

it. He got in the car and said "Get us out of here max!" They arrived home 37 days later, the

grinch tried out his new phone case, it was good and worked. He threw the old one into a trash

can, the trash can started to rot. Now the grinch could go to his job at burger king and not worry

about joey. The grinch made his way to the fast food restaurant, but on his way it started to

thunder, there was lighting striking everywhere. The grinch didnt really notice, looking at his

phone with its new metal case. Suddenly a pothole appeared, and the creature disappeared into

the hole. The grinch was never seen again.

A monument was put up at Target for the grinch, for helping to remove their iphone

storage. The president of Target said "Without him we would still have iphone cases." The site

gets thousands of visitors each year. They say that joey still works at that burger king, serving

up smiles. In a 2019 interview he said "He tried to kill me!" showing that not even an old fast

food worker misses this staple of the target history. Theres also a plaque in that burger king in

the bathroom of the toilet he would clog with paper towels, the toilet is still clogged from him. His

home doesn't exist anymore, it exploded from a faulty phone case. Nothing survived, not even

his dog. Some say the grinch is still out there but we may never know.