The grinch goes to target
The grinch is in his favorite store, Target, buying a new phone case, because his old
case was from 5 and below. He went into the phone aisle to look for a phone, however all the
price tags were missing. But he knew that Target had stations where you could scan items to
see their price. So he picked out the best looking phone case, it had a green design with a metal
case. The green creature walked over to the station, but when he got there it was gone. It
looked like it was ripped out of the wall. Oh well there's other stations, at least there was other
stations. They are gone too. The only option left was to push the button that would call an
employee over. Unlike the price scanner this was intact, so he pressed the button and it made a
loud noise. The grinch patiently waited for someone to arrive, but no one did. In fact as he
waited he realized that he didn't see anyone else in the section he was in. This was taking too
long, if there's no employees to help him here they must be at the cash register. As he walked to
the cash register he didn't see anyone around, except for one last person behind a cash
register.
The grinch said to the cashier, "I was wondering if you could check the price on this item
for me, it seems that there's no other way for me to do this." The grinch waited for a response
to his very important question, because without a response he would be sent home with a
cruddy phone case that would slowly rot over time, until it was no more. And then if the phone
case was gone he would surely break his iphone 13 pro max at his job, in burger king. Because
one of his coworkers sleezy joe, would constantly break things for fun, in fact last week sleezy
joe got employe of the month and had a big party. Sleezy joe was the hardest worker at burger
king, his burgers were the best, the ketchup would always be squeezed in a smile. And
whenever sleezy joe would get to work he would say "Good morning grinch, i hope your ready
for another day." The grinch would proceed to attack sleezy joe, sleezy joe was so foolish he fell
for this trick every time. It was sleezy's fault that the machines broke, he was in the way of them
when the grinch was mad. If joey did his antics again the iphone 13 pro max would be turned
into string cheese. Sleezy Joe would pay for this, worse than the time on the roof. 3 years ago
joe made grinch angry on the roof, the grinch threw him off the roof. He almost died that day but
he didn't, good thing or else this story wouldn't exist and the grinch would be in prison.
The grinch awaited the cashier's answer. She said, "Sure i can scan this." The price
appeared, 2 dollars. The grinch reached into his pocket and found 3 cents, he cried. "I must
return this case to its isle", he said with a smile. The green creature proceeded to sprint out of
the Target holding the phone case. He ran to his car, it had a small dog tied to a rope in front of
it. He got in the car and said "Get us out of here max!" They arrived home 37 days later, the
grinch tried out his new phone case, it was good and worked. He threw the old one into a trash
can, the trash can started to rot. Now the grinch could go to his job at burger king and not worry
about joey. The grinch made his way to the fast food restaurant, but on his way it started to
thunder, there was lighting striking everywhere. The grinch didnt really notice, looking at his
phone with its new metal case. Suddenly a pothole appeared, and the creature disappeared into
the hole. The grinch was never seen again.
A monument was put up at Target for the grinch, for helping to remove their iphone
storage. The president of Target said "Without him we would still have iphone cases." The site
gets thousands of visitors each year. They say that joey still works at that burger king, serving
up smiles. In a 2019 interview he said "He tried to kill me!" showing that not even an old fast
food worker misses this staple of the target history. Theres also a plaque in that burger king in
the bathroom of the toilet he would clog with paper towels, the toilet is still clogged from him. His
home doesn't exist anymore, it exploded from a faulty phone case. Nothing survived, not even
his dog. Some say the grinch is still out there but we may never know.
