Chapter I:
It was just another day at the Hazbin Hotel. Vaggie had woken up to see Charlie's pretty face. The two got out of bed and got to their morning hygiene. Later that morning, Vaggie decided to make coffee for everyone. After she got the coffee maker started, she heard a knock on the door. She walked over to the door to answer it. To her surprise, it was a guy she had known in life. His name was Mr. LadLard. He had died not long after Vaggie had died. In his afterlife, he was tall, blue, and crippled. He had come all the way to the hotel to see Vaggie.
LadLard: Oh VAGGIE, hello. Nice to see you. Long time. (evil chuckles)
Vaggie: Oh, hi Mr. LadLard.
LadLard: I was just wondering if you wanted to HANG OUT with me, and snort crack, and fill our bellies with ZERO SUGAR soda, and watch Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted.
Vaggie: No thanks. I have to help Charlie.
LadLard: Ok, suit yourself. (evil chuckles) (scampers away)
Vaggie had returned to the hotel lobby, where Charlie and the rest of the gang were hanging out. The coffee maker was done, so Vaggie filled up a mug for herself and Charlie. She put two sugars in each, then went to the fridge to get some half n half. Vaggie knew that Charlie liked extra half n half in her coffee. But to her surprise, they were all out of half n half. Vaggie didn't know what to do. She couldn't give Charlie her coffee without it.
Charlie: Is everything ok Vaggie?
Vaggie: Everything's fine. I just need to run to the store real quick.
Vaggie left the coffees sitting on the counter and quickly left for the nearest grocery store in the Pride Ring of Hell. She went to the dairy section to get some half n half. But to her surprise, they were all out. Not only of half n half, but they were also out of whole milk and heavy cream. She couldn't even buy one of each and simply mix them together. Vaggie quickly went over to an employee to see if she could help.
Vaggie: Any chance you have some half n half in the back?
Employee: Sorry, but there's been a great shortage of it, lately. I'm afraid there's only one place in Hell at the moment that might have some. Here (writes on a piece of paper) Here's the address.
