Chapter VI:

So, Vaggie had no choice but to comply with Mr. LadLard. They sat on the couch together and watched Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted. Mr. LadLard had given Vaggie a can of Dr. Salt: Zero Sugar and a snort tube of crack. Vaggie just pretended to snort the crack and sip her zero sugar soda. Vaggie didn't like this. She generally didn't like doing drugs, but she would much rather smoke weed than snort crack. She also didn't like zero sugar soda and would much rather drink diet soda. And why watch a movie during the day? She'd much rather have played a video game, like Burnout: Revenge for the PS2, just for an example.

They were just about up to the part of the movie with the car chase through Monaco. Vaggie was really annoyed and bored. Just then, she noticed the bomb on Mr. LadLard's chest. There was a label said, "This Bomb is NOT WaterProof: if any sort of liquid were to drip on this bomb, it would defuse and be unable to go off forever". Vaggie just got an idea. She managed to quietly take the half n half from Mr. LadLard without him noticing. Then she opened it, and poured the tiniest bit onto Mr. LadLard's bomb. This caused the bomb to immediately deactivate.

LadLard: What the… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?

Vaggie: I turned off your bomb, you psycho!

LadLard: I have brought great dishonor to my ancestors.

Mr. LadLard then went over to his katanas hanging on the wall. He took one out, and stabbed himself in the chest with it. Vaggie then just took her half n half and left. She made her way across the street and back to the hotel. After a long day, she was so relieved to be back.

Charlie: Where have you been Vaggie?

Vaggie: You will not believe what I've been through, to get this. (hold's up half n half carton)

Charlie: You spent all day, trying to get half n half?

Vaggie: Of course. I know it's what you like in your coffee.

Charlie: Aw, thanks Vaggie.

Vaggie then went over to the two coffee's she had made. Sadly, they were lukewarm by now. But this didn't stop Vaggie. She just poured them on some ice, so they could have iced coffee. She poured some half n half in her's, and extra in Charlie's. She then brought the two coffees to Charlie, then they sat down and drank them together. Only then, they both spat their coffees out. It tasted disgusting.

Charlie: (gags) I think there's something wrong with this half n half.

Vaggie then looked at the carton and found a smudge on it. She wiped off and discovered it was hiding the words "Fat Free". She had gotten fat free half n half. She read the ingredients, quivered in anger, and dropped the carton.