AN: This is an idea that I think would be funny. Enjoy.
"HAAA!" Vegeta yelled out as he fired a barrage of destruction Ki blasts at an Ikari Super Saiyan Broly, who easily tanked and evaded them all.
The Saiyan battle savant moved to engage Ultra Ego Vegeta but was intercepted by a barrage of powerful punches from Goku, all targeting weak spots in his battle aura and pressure points on his body, the extreme power and skill his famed MUI transformation granted him allowed such to happen.
Indeed, looking upon Beerus's planet, a strange pyramid planetoid with a massive tree, one would see the three remaining pure Saiyans engaged in a fierce spar. But how did this come to be?
Years ago, when Beerus awoke from his 39-year slumber, he sought to bring to life a prophecy that came to his dreams, a prophecy of the Super Saiyan God, a being that would become his destined rival, he confronted the Saiyan from Earth and his friends in his impatient restlessness. But he got his SSG, and a fine battle too, one that forced him to use 70% of his power for the first time in millennia. Though much of such power was lost when the divine form faded, the Heavenly Sage Son Goku was able to retain some of its power even when once again reduced to a mortal, and proved that he had the potential to surpass his display of divine strength even while diminished as he was.
And so it continued, with an old enemy coming back and achieving godly power in mere months, so much more powerful he had become that Goku and The Mighty Prince, Vegeta, even with their Divine God form needed to go beyond a Super Saiyan God, achieving an incomprehensible form of power with Super Saiyan God Blue. Afterwards, they competed in a tense tournament against their sister universe, which they won by combining skill and power to take them even further in their mighty Blue forms. But they soon had to battle a rogue Kaioshin, who had stolen the body of a future Goku and with a future version of his pure Kaioshin self, battled the Saiyan Demigods and the Warrior of the Future in a great war that devasted cities, tore at reality and resulted in the loss of Trunk's universe.
However, they did not get to rest for long, for soon after a multiversal tournament was declared, where the losers and their universe would be erased from existence. Many great and prospective warriors fought there, giving their all and beyond to save their homes. It was there that Goku and Vegeta met Jiren the Great Master, a man who through his lonesome, and without God ki, achieved power that surpassed them and rivalled the Hakaishin, and mastered the famed angelic technique known as Ultra Instinct, which combined allowed him to win any battle bar against the Angels and Zeno themselves. So great was his power and skill that it took Goku evolving to create a transformation that would allow him to battle with similar skill and power as Jiren, and help from Vegeta, Gohan, Freeza and Android 17 to bring down the titan. Months later, Freeza would unveil an impossible warrior, Broly, who within a day became an insurmountable enemy that required the rebirth of a fusion, Gogeta, to defeat his legendary power.
The next two years came fast afterwards, soon they had to battle and end a great monstrous warlock who viewed all life as cattle for him to feed upon, the battle resulting in Goku becoming one step closer to mastering UI and being able to access the full extent of his MUI form without consequence. Right after they were tricked by a family of planet brokers known as the Heeters to fight a vengeful bounty hunter who had sacrificed most of his long life in his desire to avenge his mother and people, who he was the sole Survivor of, gaining power that was only surpassed by Broly at his strongest. During their odyssey, Vegeta gained a transformation that allowed him to harness the power of Hakai to an extent that was on par with the skill of even Beerus in such an art. Soon though, Goku, Vegeta and Granola the Survivor battled with Gas, one of the heeters who sacrificed his mind, body and sanity in his pursuit to end all threats to his family, gaining power that then surpassed even Broly.
But Freeza, having trained for 10 hellish years in a chamber of accelerated time, appeared, boasting power that even in his Golden form was enough to dispatch Gas in three moves. And when the three warriors challenged him, he unveiled a monstrous form that granted him far greater power than his Gold form could ever grant. It's a true fifth form. It was only by his ego they lived. Now to end the menace of Freeza once and for all, Goku and Vegeta train Broly for their final war against the Emperor of the Universe. Mainly because Goku nor Vegeta wanted to put their sons through more strife than they already had.
BOOM!
"HRUAGGAAHHHHH!" Beerus screamed in rage, sitting up on his bed with visible stress marks on his face.
Much to the chagrin of the owner of the planet.
"Those lousy no good Saiyans! Can't get a wink of sleep with them here!" The lazy god raged to himself.
"Oh, how I wish I could go out there and kick their butts for disturbing my slumber! *sigh* But unfortunately I would just get caught up in the excitement, even as an SSGB those two could beat me if they worked together. And that Broly is even more amazing, in that just Ikari form he could rival their power, and in his Super Saiyan, I don't even stand a chance! I really should resume my training, it would look bad on me if more than one mortal was stronger than I." He idly thought out loud. Plus, they've been putting off his rematch with Goku for way too long. Seriously, he could never get a chance to get his rematch with all the insanity happening.
"After lunch of course." You could never train well without a full stomach!
Goku weaved in every direction from every angle, his movements meant to both evade and disorient Broly's relentless assault, many times he had barely moved out of the way of his attacks, the Saiyan's power and speed pushing the hard limits of his body and skill, even with MUI.
He ducked a straight punch, the sheer Ki aura around the fist pushing him away and taking off some strands of hair. If it landed, Goku wasn't sure if he would've remained conscious.
"Whoa! Nearly took my head off there Broly." He joked with the giant man, earning a sheepish look from him.
"Sorry, it's hard to control my output." He admitted in slight shame. He quickly evaded and blocked the Hakai Ki attacks from Vegeta.
"Don't apologise, we're here to help you learn to control your power, you can apologise when you screw up even after your training." The ruthless prince admonished.
Broly merely grunted in affirmation and fired a small powerful barrage of green Ki. They hit Vegeta, though they didn't do as much damage as they should've, thanks to the nature of Ultra Ego.
As a form that turns the user into a well of Hakai energy, just by existing it destroys everything around it, bar when Vegeta wills it not to. It is the inverse of Ultra Instinct, which is a martial art dedicated to avoiding damage by dodging in the most optimal ways and retaliating in the same moment, Ultra Ego is a martial art where the user destroys an attack and pushes through it like water on a duck, to attack the enemy without compromise, a savage and ruthless martial art. However, against Broly, all it can do is negate most of the damage instead of destroying it all completely. Indeed, so great his power was that even forms and martial arts dedicated to avoiding harm lost much of their effectiveness.
For a minute they're sparing escalated, the Saiyans unable to restrain themselves completely and quickly got carried away.
With a flying twist of his body, Goku backed off from Broly and prepared a great Kamehameha, one of the strongest he ever fired.
"Alright, let's finish this with a bang!" The Saiyan declared with a grin.
"Yes! Let's see how you deal with this Broly!" Vegeta meanwhile was much less cautious and prepared the strongest Final Flash he ever created.
Broly smiled with hype and prepared a Gigantic Full Blast.
"KA, ME" Divine silver-tinted blue energy gathered in Goku's hands, the power bursting forth and swirling in an invisible container.
"FINAL!" Vibrant yellow-purple destruction energy gathered in Vegeta's hands, the power cracking reality itself.
"HA, ME" A ball of pure power formed in Goku's hands, its power making it look like a blue sun.
"FLASH!" The energy gushed forth! The Destructive beam tearing at reality itself in its path to Broly.
"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Goku's attack fired at the same time, their energies swirling around each other before merging into one unified beam of incomprehensible ability and power!
"RAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!" With a mighty roar, Broly unleashed an unparalleled blast of power!
The two attacks met each other, and before the Saiyans knew it, reality shattered as a sudden vacuum appeared, taking in the surprised men as they fell through the crack, once more entering a higher dimension.
Much to Beerus's horror.
"NOOOOO!" The god yelled in frustration, "Those stupid Saiyans! There's no way that they can be lucky enough to come back from that dimension as they did before! Oooh, I knew I should've stopped them before they got carried away!" He ranted, before breathing a sigh "Whatever, not my problem, I'll just...wait a minute, Zeno likes Goku and he's not above destroying people for annoying him. Which means if he finds out I lost Goku he'll destroy me!" He belatedly realised with terror.
"WHIS! Get back here right now! We're going Dragon ball hunting!"
"Whoa, where are we?" Goku couldn't help but ask out loud as he stared at the world around him with wonder.
Swirling lights and lines of colour flowed around and above him, how far didn't matter in this dimension, above his comprehension of distance as it was. It had many colours, like the ones on the rainbow and in between it, colours that Goku didn't think could exist, or do exist. And the swirls and strands, they furled and unfurled everywhere and broke apart to be alone, the strands of super dimensional mystery flinging away from a group dimming as they do, before coming back with their mesmerising and logic-defying glow.
Goku, still in his MUI form, just stood there taking it all in.
"Lost that's where we are! And it's all because of you!" The angry prince hotly stated with an accusing finger.
Goku furrowed his brow and turned to Vegeta with a minor glare. "What are you blaming me for!? You and Broly helped get us here just as much as I did, if not even more so!" The Earth Saiyan bit back against Vegeta.
"Well, you're the one who recommended that we all launch our strongest attack against one another!" The prince stuttered his indignation, refusing to take responsibility.
"I said we should end it with a bang! I didn't say go all out! I didn't go all out! You and Broly did!" It was true, while that was one of his strongest Kamehameha, that's thanks to his power increasing so much that he didn't even need to go all out.
"W-well we're still stuck in another dimension and arguing doesn't find us a way to get out of here." Vegeta changed the subject with crossed arms turning away from Kakarot, unwilling to continue the argument.
"Yeah, as much as I hate to say it, we're done for if we don't get out of here." He agreed with a weary sigh. The worst part of being stuck in a higher dimension is that everything in that dimension transcends your lower one. He, Vegeta and Broly were still in their forms when they entered here because if they used their lesser forms here they'd be liable to get instantly destroyed by the incomprehensible power of the realm.
"If I remember right when we were Gogeta how we got out of here was the same way we got in, we shattered existence and essentially punched our way out." The shortest living Saiyan mused, a problem becoming apparent "The only issue is…"
"That we went Blue and Broly used that strange green form of his, power that currently we're a bit short of." Goku realised the issue too.
At full power they could reach that level on their own, they'd be pushing themselves more than they ever have to do so, but it was possible. The problem was that they just got out of an intense spar with the strongest guy that wasn't Freeza, the Angels or Zeno. And while they're confident that Broly, being the absolute unstoppable powerhouse he is, only has to power up to reach such an absurd level, unless they want to nearly cripple themselves in the process, they'll have to fuse. And only one of them is willing to resort to such.
"Since I know trying to convince you to fuse is like trying to get Freeza to be good, let's just get straight to it." Goku tiredly stated the unmovable truth.
"Damn right, I'm not doing that abominable dance with you Kakarot as long as I can help it." Another reason why they're training Broly, getting Vegeta to agree to fuse again is as likely as them surpassing Zeno in a few billion years. Even then Goku would be more confident on the latter.
"Yo Broly, c'mon over here!" The gold-haired giant looked away from his sky-gazing, turning curiously to Goku "Me and Vegeta have a plan to get back home!" The big man approached them at that. As pretty as this dimension was, he'd prefer to go home.
"How do we go home?" The savage Saiyan curiously questioned. While he somewhat remembers this dimension, what he didn't was how they got here or how he got out the first time. He also really had no idea what was going on when they came here again.
"Alright, me and Vegeta are gonna power up way beyond what we should, and while we do that we want you to match us, don't go beyond us, stay on our level." Goku carefully instructed the older Saiyan. Broly wouldn't need to transform into that green form of his, just his full power as an Ikari SSJ was more than enough. The problem was that if he went all out like that, he'd probably kill them.
"Got it." Broly nodded with confidence. He could do that.
Goku smiled at that, before getting into form to power up like never before.
"Ready Vegeta?" He asked his greatest rival.
"Ready." He affirmed, getting into the stance as well.
"On 3. 1, 2, 3!" At the same time, the duo began to roar, pushing their bodies and very spirit beyond the concept of limits! As their silver and tyrant purple ki soared beyond them to envelop as much of this dimension as possible! After a minute, they finally reach their zenith, their power unable to go any further without causing irreparable damage.
"Are you ready Broly!?" Goku's voice could barely be heard behind the torrent of his and Vegeta's ki.
"Yes!" He could assert enough control over his power to mostly match them. He actually went a bit beyond their level, something he barely noticed.
"When I say hai, all of us need to punch our fists together with all of our might!" Goku also didn't notice that nor did Vegeta, both too focused on trying to maintain power and control it to accurately sense Broly's power.
"HAI!" And with speed that surpassed time and distance, and enough power to shatter multiverses, the strongest Saiyans punched their fists together.
Sending them to the wrong destination.
Japan was in a buzz, just yesterday, the first living man most of them had ever seen in years had made an announcement saying that he would be looking for a cure to the infamous MK virus, which has robbed the world of fathers, brothers, uncles, nephews, sons and many others. Most of them were talking about how handsome he was, being the first living man they had ever seen in years, even if through a screen. Some were hoping that he would succeed, desperately praying for him to save them, others weren't as optimistic, and a few started to outright worshipping him, swearing allegiance to him and even stating that they would love for him to do whatever he wanted with them, no matter what it was.
There are so many reactions and thoughts to just the man alone that one would need to create a massive survey to encapsulate it all.
But besides that, the desperate women of Japan for the first time in their lives had hope.
Then the sky broke and spat out three gods.
Buru Fakku talked excitedly with her friend about their day. (1)
"Hey, Mi-chan! How have you been?" The young busty woman questioned.
"Great, I've recently applied to mate with Reito-kun!" Mia Koichi happily replied, evidently giddy by the way her large breasts constantly swayed side to side with her subtle turning.
"Really!? Me too! Maybe he'll accept us both and we can have a threesome with him!" The black-haired beauty fantasised, imagining being taken by the blue-haired man as her friend made out with him.
"I don't know if that's possible, he must be getting dozens of women trying to mate with him every day, and he's working hard to make a cure for the MK virus, he simply must be very busy." The sexy blonde pondered, her ass jiggling as she cocked her hips.
"Exactly! The people who take care of him would want to make him as happy as possible so he can work on that cure, and once they realise we're friends they have to recommend us to him!" The thirsty girl reasoned, already highly aroused just by her fantasies.
"Yeah, you're right! What man wouldn't love to take two women who know each other at the same time? He'd love that so much he'd have enough energy to mate with a hundred women and work on a cure!" The blonde bimbo beamed at her friend's logic. (2)
"Ah! I just can't wait to-!"
*CRACK*
In an instant, all activity in the city halted, brought to an absolute stop by the sound of reality cracking like glass. With dread, the women, and few men, in the city looked to the sky to witness the most supernatural thing in their lives.
The Sky breaking.
Slowly, more and more of the sky cracked, breaking apart like a celestial baseball was thrown hard against it. Eventually, it broke open and granted them a look into a higher dimension, one that they couldn't truly comprehend, but felt in their souls.
And then from it fell three colourful comets, and when they left the gap, it quickly healed up, like it didn't just break apart like a window. No one was able to comprehend the event, not even the most brilliant minds in the area.
And then the comets landed. Buru and Mia screamed in terror as the silver one tore through 50 feet of the street next to them, halting a few feet away from the cowering women. The purple one crashed into an apartment building, landing in a living room and casting debris onto the street. The massive green one crashed into a truck's carriage at the end of the street, toppling the vehicle with its weight and speed and nearly crushing the poor women near it.
And in that moment, the entire block fell into chaos as many of the women tried and failed to cope with everything that just happened, the policewomen tried to bring some semblance of order but they couldn't stand against a hysterical gathering of women who witnessed something that would have shaken even battle-hardened men. Tears gathered in Buru's eyes as fear consumed her, confused and scared, all that she and Mia could do was huddle together as everyone around them panicked.
Until a noise even more noteworthy than reality cracking was made.
"Urgh." That single, deep, powerful and masculine groan was enough to silence everyone in the block.
Looking to the source, Buru and everyone else only saw the fallen truck lying on its side, until she and everyone else saw it. A giant muscular hand that could close completely around her head rose from the smoking hole and gripped the container hard enough to bend it. And it soon lifted an even bigger surprise into view. Literally.
From the truck's new side door, a titanic gold-haired, tanned and bloodied man clambered out, and Buru wasn't exaggerating. Even from this distance, she could tell he was twice the height of anyone near him, and not only that, but he stood taller than the truck itself! If she had to guess, she'd say he was nearly 9 feet tall! And dear god he was muscular. He has so many muscles and they're all so big that they can't even exist! His biceps are bigger than the truck's wheels! And don't get her started on how hot he looked with his body all beat up like that. Like a great warrior that just got out of a great battle!
"Where, where am I?" The giant muttered to himself, though with how quiet with shock the street was, even from here she could somewhat hear him.
"Is this…?" The god in mortal form began before suddenly remembering something if the look in his yellow and green eyes were anything to go by, "Kakarot! Vegeta! Where are you!?" He began to shout names that didn't register with the shocked women in the street watching the 8'9" titan looking around.
"Up here you idiot!" A rageful equally masculine voice responded.
Looking at the hole in the apartment that was hit by the purple comet she and everyone else were greeted with the sight of an average-height purple-haired, equally as muscular man who was covered in blood and cuts is his right arm broken? And he was glaring at the gold man with so much rage that it terrified her even though he wasn't looking at her.
"Uh, are you okay?" The gold giant nervously questioned the very mad man.
"What do you think genius!" He roared at the man before jumping out and, floating to the giant instead of falling, speaking as he did "All the muscles in my right arm are torn, my bones are cracked and half of my organs are bleeding or suffered some internal damage! So no I'm not fine because you didn't listen and kept your power level equal to mine and Kakarot's!" He listed off his injuries which she's pretty sure should've killed him if he wasn't exaggerating, all while glaring at the gold giant with such rage that veins were popping on his face.
"The only reason I'm not killing you is because you're stronger than me and you're our best shot at beating Freeza! Are you such a clown that you couldn't even match your power against ours!?" He loudly proclaimed in the giant's face, terrifying everyone besides the giant into submission with his wrath.
"...Yes." The gold man sheepishly admitted to whatever they were talking about.
The purple man glared hatefully for a minute, then he sighed as he dropped to the ground in front of the giant, adopting a much more tired pose "I can't even be bothered to rip into you now, let's just get Kakarot." He ordered, turning around and, oh my god he's looking in my direction.
Frozen in terror of the strange men, Buru and Mia could do nothing as they walked down the street to them and, stopped before the trench next to them.
"Man Vegeta, that's gotta be the loudest I ever heard you be. And that's counting the time you got mad at me for actually hurting you in our first fight." A much weaker and hoarse third voice spoke up.
Looking at the trench next to her for the first time, Buru finally noticed the absolutely gorgeous silver-haired angel man there, and though he was covered in blood, cuts and bruises, he somehow still managed to look so graceful, even as he struggled to push himself up as his lean muscles flexed and bones cracked under the pressure. It was like he moved every muscle for a reason.
"Hmnp, you say that but I wonder if it's because you somehow took more damage than I did. Seriously, you look horrible Kakarot." The purple man, Vegeta, pulled Kakarot onto his feet and held him steady.
The angel man held himself steady against Vegeta, favouring his left leg heavily "Ultra Instinct is meant for evading damage, not taking it like Ultra Ego." Was all he said in response, pushing off Vegeta to stand on his own and nearly collapsing, the giant catching him being the only reason he didn't fall to the ground.
"Well you're in no shape to move, let alone use ki in any way." Vegeta cooly observed Kakarot as he leaned on the giant man, before perking up and looking around as if noticing just where he was.
"What the? Where the fuck are we Kakarot?" Vegeta asked the silver angel.
"Huh?" Kakarot looked at Vegeta in confusion, before taking note of their surroundings, glancing over the women in the streets, and making their hearts skip a beat when he looked at them, the gentle curiosity and warmth in his silver eyes cementing his status as an angel in their mind.
"I don't know, it looks like Earth but it's weird. I've been around the entire world and I don't remember seeing buildings that look like tall squares. And there's a lot of girls, and no dudes here." The sexiest man Buru had ever seen noted out loud, a touch of confusion rising into his face as he observed yes, the entire area was filled with women and they seemed to be the only men here.
"They're probably some primitive planet of human-like people that sent all their males to fight in some war. Wouldn't be the first planet I've been to that threw any boy over the age of three into a warzone." Vegeta theorised, and oh my god that sounds horrible, has he really seen people send babies to war, wait planets?
"Though I admit, their ki signature is similar to humans." And why does he keep saying humans like he isn't one!? Wait, are they, angels!?
Suddenly the giant man started sniffing the air, a confused expression blooming on his face.
"The air smells strange like there's something dirty in it." At his words, Vegeta began sniffing the air too, and seemed surprised by something about it.
"The hell?" He confusedly muttered to himself, sniffing the air again to confirm his thoughts "It smells like an extinction bomb." He muttered in disbelief.
"A what?" Kakarot asked him.
"A weapon of the galactic patrol, whenever they were desperate they would drop a bomb that would kill all life on a planet with a virus that nothing but us Saiyans could survive." He explained what sounded like, they could smell the MK virus!? Wait, they're men and the virus will kill them! She has to-
"Wow, really? Then what does it do to us?" Kakarot cut her thoughts off, curious about its effects on these 'Saiyans'. Wait, is that what they are?
"At first, whoever was exposed got sick like it was some bad flu, but after a couple of generations, we were able to gain a complete immunity to it. So if you're worrying about getting diseased like that time you got that heart disease, don't. The worst it can do to us is give us a small headache and fever as our body flushes it out and adapts to it." Vegeta quickly dismissed Kakarot's fears, not even looking the slightest bit worried. He looked dismissive and bored at the thought that the air around him was polluted with a dangerous virus.
"Phew." Kakarot wiped his brow with relief "Thank the Kais for that." A serene smile on his face.
Buru involuntarily took a breath, having held it without realising, her body forced her to breathe so it could receive more oxygen. And bringing the attention of the three big, bloody and muscular men to her.
"Oh, hello! Sorry for ignoring ya, didn't notice you there." The angel smiled at her, giving her a wave. Though everything about him was strange and terrifying, Buru couldn't help but blush at his pure and kind smile, it helped that he was handsome and looked like he could pick her up with one hand effortlessly.
"I'm Son Goku, who are you?" He cocked his head slightly, and with his smile, he looked like an effortlessly happy man.
So, with only some hesitation, Buru bowed her head and answered him "B-Buru Fakku Son-San. And it is quite alright if you didn't notice me, though if I may ask a question." She raised her head to look him in the eyes, seeking her permission.
"Sure! I've got no reason to deny ya!" He easily accepted with a smile somehow kinder than his last.
Buru blushed once again under the purity of the man before her but managed to speak clearly "How are you okay? You shouldn't be alive if you're a man." She hesitantly asked him. The answer feels obvious but, impossible. She felt like that Vegeta man already answered it, but she needed to hear it directly.
"Huh? What does, oh I get it. So you're saying this virus only hurts men?" He questioned her, getting a nod in return "Ah that's an easy answer! That's because we're immune to these kinds of diseases! No extinction virus is hurting us! If this is supposed to be a fast worker, then I don't feel a thing!" He cheerfully answered, he turned to the giant man he was holding onto "Do ya feel a thing Broly?" He questioned him.
"No, it makes the air smell bad, but it does not affect me." He answered with a shake of his head.
"And I bet ya Vegeta probably doesn't even care!" Goku turned his head to Buru, gesturing to the purple man with a scrunched-up face, who soon opened his eyes wide open in shock.
"Kakarot! I can't sense-" Whatever else Vegeta was about to say was soon devoured by a mob of desperate women.
You see, the entire street was still silent as the women watched the otherworldly men with rapt attention. And Goku, being the carefree goofball that he is, wasn't exactly quiet with his proclamation. So what happens when a bunch of women who haven't seen a living man in years, and are experiencing what can only be described as a "sexually deprived state of depression" and are feeling the full force of their animal instinct to have kids kick in, all thanks to the fact that men are reduced to single numbers and the existential dread of being completely erased from the gene pool, hear that before them are three healthy, strong and genetically clean men who are immune to the greatest current disease known?
Simple! They throw away all sense of reason and self-respect into the wind and try to jump their bones! And that's what happened.
A large-breasted brown-haired woman jumped on Vegeta, squishing her breasts against his shoulder blades and rubbing her crotch on him.
"What the!? Get off me, woman!" The ill-tempered prince yelled, reaching to remove her before his arms were glomped by five more women trying to rub themselves on him, much to his confusion and rage.
"OW!" Goku yelled in pain as he too was swamped by women, but thanks to the fact that he'd collapsed without anything to hold himself up, he quickly found himself pressed against Broly as Buru and Mia along with other women tried to get into his shredded pants. And in pain.
Luckily for him, he could still fight back, but he was only delaying and pushing them back.
And Broly…just stood there in confusion as he saw from his high viewpoint as Vegeta and Goku were swarmed with women that weren't attacking them, but hugging and squeezing them. He barely noticed that they were trying the same thing with him, having superficial wounds. So, in a bizarre situation he didn't understand, he simply stood there observing.
All the while the women yelled vulgar requests.
"Please impregnate me!"
"I want your kids!"
"Please fuck us!"
In the words of the internet, "These bitches are down bad!"
Vegeta, assaulted on all sides by women and their disgusting requests, did what he did best. Blow up.
"ENOUGH!" With a mighty roar, he powered up and pushed all the women away from them with a tiny Kiai. Though incredibly angry, he had the sense to hold back his power massively and made sure he didn't do anything besides push them off him roughly.
"I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS MADNESS! YOU INSIGNIFICANT WHORES DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPEAK TO ME UNLESS SPOKEN TO! YOU WILL DO AS I SAY OR ELSE I'LL TURN THIS ENTIRE CITY INTO A FUCKING CRATER!" Unsurprisingly, a glowing angry bloody man yelling with rage was able to effectively cow everyone in the vicinity.
Seeing that he has their fear, Vegeta smiled viciously, happy at their fear after they just groped him.
"Good. Now tell me where the fuck is the best hospital near here, or so help me I'll stop being so nice." He threatened them further. Quickly, most pointed in a single direction, telling Vegeta that this was a well-known hospital, which means an excellent one.
"Congratulations, you've done something useful. Now, if you know what is good for yourself, scram!" He gave another menacing order, one they quickly followed, fleeing from the scene like there was a bomb.
Once they ran, Vegeta finally let out a sigh as he dropped out of Ultra Ego. That Kiai took a lot out of him and only made his wounds worse.
"Broly, I need you to carry me and Kakarot to a place that looks like a big white expensive house in that direction." He ordered the bigger Saiyan, who had also dropped out of his transformation after seeing Vegeta do so.
"Why do I need to carry you? Can't you fly?" He asked with pure curiosity.
"Because I made my injuries worse by doing that stunt and barely staying conscious, and I'm currently the only one out of the three of us who can interact with these people and flying would worsen my condition. And no, you don't count since you wouldn't have a damn clue what to do or say." He swiftly explained while climbing onto the larger man's back, getting a firm grip.
"Okay." Broly shrugged, hefting Goku onto his arms, who similarly dropped out of his UI form due to passing out from exhaustion.
With a jump, Broly encased himself and his passengers in a ki aura and flew in the direction the women pointed at. Broly scanned the city beneath him for what Vegeta described. While he had no idea what expensive meant, he guessed that Vegeta meant something that looked better than the other buildings.
After a solid minute of flying at subsonic speeds and looking, he saw it. A large white building that looked a lot better than other buildings on the outskirts of the city. With a grunt, he accelerated beyond the speed of sound, leaving behind a sonic boom.
"Aniki, did you see that crack in the sky? What was it?" Reito's little sister questioned.
Reito shook his head "I did, but I haven't a clue as to what it was."
It's been ten minutes since the sky over the city shattered open, and the entire facility was in a buzz about it. Though many didn't witness it, they did hear it, and those who did see it were quick to inform those who didn't what caused it. No one has the slightest idea what it was. Reito only wished that those three comets didn't do any damage, he swore an oath to do no harm and ensure no harm comes to his patients, and right now, all of humanity was effectively his patients.
Suddenly, an alarm blared across the facility, "An unknown craft is heading to the facility at subsonic speeds, ETA is five minutes, all essential personnel please evacuate to designated safe rooms. All security personnel, prepare for possible hostile contact." Just as the alert finished two guards came into the room.
"Mizuhara-Sama, please follow us, we'll take you to your designated safe rooms." They politely ordered/requested.
He inclined his head slightly, "Thank you, Mahiru come."
As they speed-walked to their destination, Reito observed guards and soldiers rushing out of rooms and into the hallway, some escorting others or whatever other orders they were secretly given. But as they neared the exit to the court, he noticed that a good few of them were rushing in the same direction. And once he got outside, he saw dozens of soldiers and guards taking positions around the place. But before he could comment on that, another announcement was made.
"The craft just instantly accelerated to supersonic speeds! ETA 5 seconds!" They only had enough time to panic at that fact and take a step when a powerful wind knocked everyone down, sending dust everywhere.
Reito coughed as he waved dust from his face, trying to see what happened. Then the dust cleared and he gasped.
Floating a few inches off the ground, was a tall tanned man, easily more than six feet, in a rugged and torn tight grey shirt, accenting his insane muscles, with scuffed purple pants and a large green pelt tied to his waist. He carried a bloody black-haired man of a lighter skin tone and comparatively average height but with equally as insane muscles, who wore from what Reito could tell, a blue damaged shirt and dark yellow pants.
The giant man looked around, curious and ignorant of what he looked at, only that a bunch of women in weird black and grey clothes lay on the ground, seemingly gobsmacked at something, him he thinks.
"Is this it?" He asked curiously to Vegeta.
The prince grunted as he dismounted from Broly's back, he took a look at their surroundings before scowling.
"Damnit Broly! It's a government site, not a hospital!" He yelled angrily.
The giant looked confused and annoyed at Vegeta's yelling "You said to look for a big white expensive house." He defended.
The Saiyan prince just groaned dragging his left hand over his face, wanting to rest.
The women meanwhile were utterly flabbergasted and flustered. They didn't know what to do or how to react to what they were seeing. I mean, how would YOU respond to the sight of a flying giant man who looks like he eats bulls full of protein and benches a truck as a warm-up, arguing with a bloody and injured average-height muscular man, while carrying another bloody man in one of his arms? Plus, though they were trained professionals, not even they are exempt from the desire to sire children and propagate their genes, though they were much more dignified, as in they kept their horny desires to themselves.
Vegeta perked up, an idea coming to mind, "ALL OF YOU!" He addressed the stunned crowd with a pointed finger, "Tell me where we can find the best hospital in this city, or I swear to fucking Zeno, I'll stop being so polite!" He threatened with great menace.
Now normally, when met with such a threat, they would've moved in to subdue the offender. However, considering how much menace emanated from Vegeta, his bloody state, and the fact that he is a man, they were quite intimidated. Helped that he had his 6'5" muscle of a friend casually carrying a guy that must weigh easily over 200 pounds and could fly right behind him. So, all the women were quite easily cowed and quietened into submission.
"I-if you need a hospital I can provide you with treatment!" Except, of course, the one guy who happened to take his Hippocratic oath very seriously.
Vegeta scrutinised Reito, looking him up and down "Really?" He asked sceptically.
Reito gulped at the weight and intensity of his gaze, but he steeled himself regardless "Yes! I'm a doctor and though I specialise in medical research, I can also provide treatment for wounds when needed. Please allow me to treat your wounds so you may not risk permanent injury to yourself." He finished with a deep 40-degree bow.
Vegeta stared down Reito for a moment. He reminded him of quite a few brave fools who didn't dare abandon their comrades and continued to treat them even as he and Nappa bore down on them.
"Very well." He accepted with a nod, "However if I see or find any sign of trickery, I won't hesitate to cripple you for life." He threatened, unnerving them all.
Reito just resolutely nodded "I swear on my honour as a person and as a doctor, I wouldn't ever dare to attempt so." Vegeta stared at him for a moment longer. Just like the brave fools he murdered indeed.
"Good." He slumped ready to fall unconscious "Broly catch me." The giant quickly caught him, the Saiyan prince already asleep.
As Reito moved to speak with the only conscious man, he was stopped by the guards, who moved to surround Broly as one of them spoke with him.
"Reito-sama, as much as I respect your desire to treat these men, they are trespassing and must be taken in for questioning." Now it was just the passive Broly, they're usual confidence had returned.
'Damn it! I forgot about this. Unless I give them a really good reason, they won't allow me to treat them first.' Glancing at the three mystery men, he realised something that stunned him. And gave him his good reason.
"But as you can clearly see, these men are immune to the MK Virus." Gobsmacked, she turned around and realised at last, that despite being completely exposed to the open air, they didn't exhibit a single symptom of infection.
"These men are too valuable to simply treat like common trespassers, and not only that, they only trespassed to seek medical aid. They would've left had I not offered my services to them, so please ma'am, allow me to treat these men first, as my honour as a doctor is at stake here as well." He maintained firm and resolute eye contact as he spoke, trying to show his intent and the weight of his words as much as possible.
The guard, flustered at his serious disposition, and awed by his iron-clad dedication, nodded turning to address her subordinates, "Escort the men alongside Reito-sama so he may treat them, that's an order. We'll interrogate them once he deems them ready to receive such." Though hesitant, as such an order went against protocol, they gave in to her demand easily enough.
Reito sighed, glad his gamble paid off "Thank you, ma'am, I assure you'll won't have a thing to worry about." He shallowly bowed his head in thanks.
The guard bowed deeper as she responded "Think nothing off it Reito-sama, I could not ask you to so easily disregard your honour after swearing on it." After that, she went to call in the situation.
As Reito walked beside the massive man carrying his friends escorted by soldiers to a lab where he and other doctors could treat them, he started to have a faint hope.
'Could it be, are these three strange men the key to curing the MK Virus?'
AN: And that's a wrap. So how was it? Yeah, you're right, it was pretty mid.
1. Swap the placement, combine them, and you get the romanization of the Japanese word for Fuckable. Why did I do that? Because every woman in an Ecchi is that.
2. A simplified but accurate depiction of what half the conversations ecchi girls have in anime. Gushing about how much they want to be railed by the viewer insert.
Anyway, that's the first chapter, the second chapter will be done whenever. See ya later!
