One day at the school playground at school Curly was presenting a special origami marriage predictor to his friends.

R.E.D. All right then What's your lucky number? Curly asked Harold.

Three. Harold replied.

One two three.. Said Curly as he reveals the surprise. Okay that means conclusively that according to my own foolproof origami marriage predictor when you grow up you are absolutely and without question going to marry... Big Patty.

Big Patty? Harold asked surprised. Oh boy that's wonderful! I'm gonna marry Big Patty!

Well that sounds great. We'll be very happy together. Big Patty said laughing a bit nervous.

Well yes Curly said. My origami marriage predictor is never ever wrong. My own scientifically accurate method said this test will be very calculate beyond any doubt and it has the matrimonial futures of each and every one of our classmates. By the end of the day I'll have matched up everyone in our whole class. Now who's next? How about you. Liam?

Well I would like that Liam replied but I think the bell will ring soon.

Oh don't be ridiculous. Curly told him. We've got plenty of time.

But the bell rang and they had to go inside. Then Helga appeared.

How'd you know the bell was gonna ring? She asked.

Well gosh i'm very certain. I don't know Helga. I just had a feeling. Liam replied.

You're so intuitive Liam. Helga said with a lovestruck smile. Can i carry your books please?

Oh you don't need to Helga. He told her. But you can walk to class with me.

All right. Helga said as they went inside.

Meanwhile Arnold who was eavesdropping on them kick a can of soda pop around.

Liam. Arnold said to himself in anger. Mister Perfect. That weird goody two shoes. So what if he knew when the school bell was gonna ring?! Big deal! Any idiot could just figure that out! All you need is a stinking watch! How can she be so impressed by that! Helga! What a buffoon. What a dopey little dumb headed dingbat. How I despise her and yet..

He then ran behind a trash can and looks at his Helga locket.

I love her! he continued. Her naive yet admirable innocence. Her willingness to embrace the best qualities in a poor lonely farm boy even deep down he's probably just simple and shallow and only looks brilliant because he has a watch. Sure he looks handsome and acts smart and he's funny and kind and popular but.. that's still no reason to go all Gaga over him! I mean what's he got that I haven't got? Ok so maybe I'm not handsome and i'm not popular and maybe I don't act nice and sweet and kind like Liam always does that still doesn't even change the very important fact that I'm the only one and who truly loves Helga. Oh if only she can see past my mean blustery veneer and into my super soft mushy interior wherein I adore her! Oh...

But before he can finish Helga came out back finding her schoolbooks.

Arnold? Helga asked peeking behind him.

Helga?! Arnold said shock hiding the locket in his pocket. I i mean what the heck are you doing sneaking up on me HairBow Girl?!

I just forgot my books. She said to him. Are you going to class?

Yes! I'm going to class! He said in anger. I'm coming since I'm good and ready. Okay with you?

Sure thing Helga replied. See ya. As she left Arnold sighed of happiness.

Oh Helga. Arnold said smiling feeling lovestruck. Then Lila comes out of the trashcan and looks at Arnold.

Hello Arnold. She said to him.

Buzz off! Arnold said punching her in the face knocking her out cold as the trashcan fell over.

To be continued...