Here is the second official chapter of this AU, hope you guys enjoy it as we will be introducing a new OC for the story, made by Blackskull himself, so let's get this started
Hell was still currently repairing damages and such after Extermination day, it had been a week but a majority of things were still being repaired, there were even fires that hadn't been put out, mostly cause even with a fire department in hell, they barely did much.
However, in the red sky of the pride ring, a portal opened as a new sinner was dropped into Hell, they crashed into the ground before groaning in pain.
"Ugh…please don't tell me I failed in suicide too" Said the new sinner before they got up, and quickly noticed their new surroundings, "W-What the?! Where, where am I?!" they then noticed their body was different from their mortal one, "WHAT AM I?!" They exclaimed.
Appearance wise their sinner body was fairly humanoid, more so than the average sinner, however, they had skin that is collared in a pattern of dark red with light green patches around their arms, chest, legs and face. Most noticeable are the light green marks on their right check and bottom lip. They have black eyes with yellow irises, hook-like fingers and razor sharp teeth. Their hair is short cut on the front with the back long but tied into a ponytail by multiple black straps, and colored dark green, while also having upper and lower emerald green eyelashes.
Their clothes was a gray shirt and brown shorts that had evidence of burning in them with singe marks and holes. Around their neck was a black collar.
"What the fuck is happening?!" they asked themself as they looked around, before getting a terrified look, noticing the many other sinners, some more normal looking and some more monstrous, "T-This can't be happening, I-I died right?! I burned myself alive. How am I alive and looking like this?!" they exclaimed in pure panic before they ran in a random direction, to find out what had happened, not knowing they got what they wished for.
Meanwhile at the newly renamed, Hazbin Hotel, Charlie was in her and Vaggie's bedroom, she was reading a book that had the title "The True Story of Hell", the book wasn't that big but held a lot of important information to Charlie, she had just finished reading it as she clutched a black key with a red eye on it in her hand.
"Don't worry Mom, I'll make you proud" Charlie said as she looked out the window of the bedroom.
"Charlie?"
"Ahh! oh shit" Charlie exclaimed, surprised by the sudden appearance of her girlfriend entering the bedroom, the key suddenly transforming into a black and white one eyed cat with a fluffy tail as the cat lept away, "Did you hear all that?" she asked.
"Uh yeah, I was right here" Vaggie said with a smile.
"Sorry, I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens, the story helps" Charlie said as she held the book close.
"I know, don't worry, I enjoy your theatrics" Vaggie said with a chuckle as she walked over and sat by her girlfriend, "Are you okay?" she asked.
Charlie sighed, "I'm fine, just…thinking, you know? Family stuff" Charlie said.
"Did you hear from your mom yet?" Vaggie asked, to which Charlie shakes her head in dismay, "Oof, how long has it been now?"
"Not that long, only…seven…years" Charlie said, "off doing something important, I'm sure! But, this kingdom was something she really cared about, something I care about" Charlie said as she looked out the window, "Kinda wish she was here to help, and meet her new grandson".
"Well I'm sure she'd love to meet Kenny, and remember, your not alone" Vaggie said with a comforting smile.
"I just hope what I'm trying to do here will work," Charlie said, trying to stay positive.
"It will, Kenny and I have faith in you" Vaggie said with a determined look before the key-cat leapt into Charlie's arms, "Alright come on, Alastor says he has something to show us" Vaggie then walks out the room, as Charlie puts the book back where she got it from and follows her girlfriend.
Back in the streets of hell, the new sinner wandered around in panic, still trying to figure out where exactly they were before a newspaper suddenly blew into their face, blinding them slightly.
"Gah! What the?!" they exclaimed before yanking the paper off their face, they then looked at the paper's headlines and their eyes widened in panic, shock and bewilderment.
""Another fucking crap day in hell, latest Exterminations leave new territory up for grabs"...I'm actually in Hell" they said as it started to sink in, "As in, H E double hockey sticks, the underworld, the place everyone said didn't exist, its real and I'm here…oh fuck" they said before looking at some segments in the newspaper, ""Hell's Princess considered laughing stock for wanting to redeem sinners, fucking bullshit"...wait what?"
As they gained a confused look on their face and tried to understand what the paper meant, a bigger sinner with a look resembling a bull with its horns chopped off pushed them aside, "Watch it candle head" the bull sinner said.
"H-Hey!" said the flaming sinner as their flaming body accidentally set the newspaper they were holding in fire, "GAH! No no no!" they exclaimed as they tried to put the fire out, only making it worse before throwing the now burnt paper on the ground, "Shit…" they said before seeing their reflection in the window of a building, they looked in shock before trying to understand their new appearance, "...Ok, definitely hell and definitely NOT normal" they said before deciding to walk around, and hopefully find another newspaper around, they had a feeling getting more info could help them in the long run.
The scene then changes via static before we now see a sinner stabbing another as the one holding the camera goes closer to the fighting sinners.
"Why hello there you wayward sinner! Do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in hell!" came Alastors voice as when his hand came on screen the visuals became staticy before going back to normal as his appendage left the screen, the camera zooming out to show off the rest of hell as more sinners appeared, all of which, including the previous two, looking confused, "But what would you say if I told you there was a place to stay that had none of that?"
The camera changed scenes to show the Hazbin Hotel, "Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption, Founded five days ago by Lucifer's delusional daughter, Charlotte Morningstar!" The camera then showed Charlie, who did her best to not look nervous and smiled at the camera.
"Come place your fate in her inexperienced hands, as she tries to work through her daddy issues and a full time mother by fixing you!" Alastor narrates as the scene changes to Charlie trying to figure out her plan on a board.
The scene changes once more, "Here we offer fun things, such as somewhat functional staff and 24-hour pest control!" Alastor said as we see Husk bored out of his mind at his bar/lobby desk while Nifty runs wildly after bugs with a large sewing needle, "Custom rooms and just take a look at this tacky parlor!" The scene changes to show a fancy looking bathroom before changing to said parlor before zooming onto Angel Dust who was minding his own business.
"Enjoy riveting conversations with our singular resident! Wow!" Alastor said as the editing on the video showed a cartoonish WOW spun on screen as it then showed Kenny trying to nap in the lobby on a sofa, "Even try to pet the hotel's guard dog who doubles as the Princess' son" Alastor said, which caused Kenny's eyes to snap open as he glared at the radio demon recording him.
"Get that outta my face, smiley trashbag!-" Kenny yelled in the recording before it was cut off.
"All this and more, at the Hazbin Hotel! Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here!" The scene changed to the outside of the hotel before the scene changed again, as the video cut off with a black screen, showing the reflections of Charlie, Vaggie and Kenny who had watched it as Alastor is next to an old TV set that most likely came from the early 80's.
"So what do you think?" Alastor asked with a smile on his face.
"I'm sorry what the fuck was that?" Vaggie asked, not liking the video one bit.
"You actually recorded me for the commercial you asshole?!" Kenny said as he growled under his mask, "I was having my nap!"
"Uh yeah, one note Alastor" Charlie started, "I mean, first off, thank you so much for making this, seriously amazing, but um, maybe the tone is a bit…off?" Charlie said as Alastor kept his smile up.
"We want people to want to come here, this makes it look, um…" Charlie said, not able to find the right words.
"Bad, the word you're looking for is bad" Vaggie stated with a glare at Alastor.
"Funny I was going for hilarious!" Alastor said, not showing a care.
"It didn't explain anything about how we're trying to save demons from extermination, which is the whole fucking point!" Vaggie said angrily.
"Plus you were giving out misinformation! And for the tenth fucking time, I AM NO GUARD DOG!" Kenny exclaimed angrily as he growled under his mask.
"Vaggie and Kenny are right Alastor, the commercial was to let sinners know we are trying to help them" Charlie said calmly.
"Well my dear, I haven't been active in Hell for some time and everyone remembers me from my radio show, the proper medium to express oneself" Alastor said as Kenny rolled his eyes at this, the Radio Demon hated everything that was after "his time" and preferred absolutely everything that were either from his time or before, which meant a lack of modern technology in his life, "But you insisted on this noisy picture box advertisement!" Alastor said as he tapped his cane on the boxy television.
"So I had a little fin with it" Alastor smiled, knowing that if he had to use modern tech, he was gonna screw everyone else to prove his own point.
Kenny facepalmed at this while Vaggie looked pissed off, "Oh fun? You had a little fun with it?" Vaggie said as she stood up from the couch, "Well, this is not what we want to represent us! When you showed up here a week ago, you told us you would help run this hotel, instead, you're mocking us, nobody is gonna wanna come to a place that a powerful overlord like you thinks is a waste of time!" Vaggie said, before a hand rose in the air, sitting on another couch was Angel Dust who looked somewhat bored, Vaggie groaned before she spoke, "What?"
"If'n you're filming a commercial, can I suggest you take better advantage of the talented celebrity you have right here?" Angel Dust said as he pointed to himself.
"Angel, your a pornstar" Vaggie stated.
"A famous porn star! I'll have the horniest sinners knocking these walls down to get in" Angel said with a smirk.
"Angel we're filming a normal commercial, we are not making a goddamn porno" Kenny stated.
"Why not? Sex sells, don't it?" Angel Dust asked as Kenny facepalmed again, "I swear if you film me goin' at it with mister fancy-talk creepy voice here, you'd be rollin' in participants willing to stay at this tacky hotel" he said as Alastor appeared next to the porn star.
"Haha! Never going to happen" Alastor said with an amused smile.
"Angel, I appreciate you wanting to use your special skills to, um, attract folks to the hotel, but I really don't want to…exploit you in that way" Charlie said, trying to be nice and not be blunt about what Angel was suggesting.
"Oh please baby! This body was made to be exploited" Angel Dust said as he stretched his limbs out, practically showing off his sinner form, "I got the arms, I got the stamina, I got the legs, I got the lung capacity" he explained as he laughed, "Oh I got the legs! The gag reflex, the holes, the chest fluff everyone thinks are tits".
Angel Dust goes on as Charlie chuckles nervously before her phone starts to ring and sees the caller ID read "Dad".
"Uh hold that thought, I'll be right back!" Charlie said as she slipped away into one of the nearby halls to answer the call.
"I could keep going all night baby!" Angel Dust said as he kept going on.
As Charlie entered the hall she answered the call, "Hello? Dad?"
Back in the lobby, Angel had stopped bragging about himself as he pondered on something.
"Hey I have a question, if freaky face over there is so powerful, then why can't he just make people stay here?" Angel asked.
"Oh trust me" Alastor said before a dark aura covered him, "I can!"
"Why do you think I'm here?" looking over to the bar/lobby desk, Husk was cleaning a wine glass, "you actually think I'd be cleaning bottles and listening to you fucks bitch and moan all the time if he wasn't forcing me?" Husk said as he finished cleaning the glass before cleaning a bottle next, with Nifty popping up from behind the counter too with a hand raised.
"I like being forced," Nifty said with a smile.
"Keep that to yourself Niff" Husk said with a small glare.
"What? You don't love being here with me Whiskers~?" Angel Dust flirted with a teasing tone and smirk.
"Call me Whiskers again and I'll jam that bottle down your throat!" Husk threatened, which didn't do much but make Angel keep flirting and teasing.
"Kinky~! Come on, keep talking dirty!" Angel said before an empty box was thrown at Angel's head, he turned to see Kenny with a smirk on his face.
"Let the man do his job AD" Kenny said.
"Where do you keep getting those boxes from?" Angel asked to which Kenny shrugged, not giving him an answer.
Vaggie sighed as she stood up from the couch, "Kenny's right Angel, let Husk do his job, and no, we can't force sinners to stay here, they need to choose to" Vaggie said.
"I'm choosing to be here and I think it's all stupid" Angel said with a non-caring tone, "We're in hell, toots, that's kind of the end of the road, ain't it?".
"Well maybe it doesn't have to be, just because nobody has made it out before doesn't mean it's not possible" Vaggie said with a determined look before Angel stood up and put his hand on her shoulder with a deadpan look.
"Hey, whatever means I can keep crashing here rent-free, Crack is expensive" Angel said as Vaggie deadpanned at this.
"Pretty sure we cut you off that stuff for good ever since that Turf war" Kenny added, "But then again, not like you listen or anything".
Back with Charlie she gained an excited look on her face as she spoke with her father, "Yeah, I can totally, yeah! I'll head over there right away, okay?" she said before hanging up the phone, "Yes…YES!" she exclaimed before peaking out the hall and frantically waved to Vaggie, "VAGGIEHOLYSHIT!"
"Ah! What?" Vaggie asked as she saw Charlie being very excited.
"Get over here!" Charlie mumbled excitedly, Vaggie sighed happily before walking over.
"What's going on?" she asked her girlfriend before Charlie took a deep breath to calm her nerves a little.
"My dad just called, he said that the leader of the Angel Army wants to meet, he asked if I could go instead!" Charlie explained quickly and excitedly as she held Vaggie close.
"But-but, the extermination just happened a week ago, what could they want this soon after-" before Vaggie could finish her thought aloud, music suddenly can be heard as Charlie began to sing.
[Play "Happy Day In Hell"]
"~I can do this! Somehow, I know it! I'll get Heaven behind my plans!~" Charlie sang as she walked towards the hotel's entrance.
"Charlie, hold on…" Vaggie said, trying to speak to her.
"~There's just no way I could blow it! Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!~"
"It's just a meeting." Vaggie said to try and have Charlie calm down and think first
"~To change their minds, And touch their hearts Or... whatever angels have!~" Charlie sang while trying to be accurate
"This could be bad…" Vaggie said worryingly before Charlie held her hands.
"~Cheer up, Vaggie! This could be swell!" Charlie sang in a comforting tone before she spun Vaggie around happily, "Something tells me that today will be a happy day in Hell!~" she then let go and ran out of the hotel instantly with everyone now just watching her run out by the door.
"Okay, but just don't... sing to them." Vaggie said but was too late.
"That bitch is halfway down the street!" Angel pointed out as he held a bottle of wine.
"Is she—?" Vaggie was about to ask.
"Oh, she's dancin'!" Angel said with a smirk before downing the bottle.
"Ugh, no…" Vaggie groaned
"~There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air, every street so revealing, it's hard not to stare!~" As Charlie sang she ran through the streets of hell while some stuff was still on fire, she even looked into a building and saw two sinners…going at it before she walked away
"~It's a realm so appealing it beats anywhеre If you don't mind the smell…~" Charlie sang as she walked before stepping away from a decaying corpse.
"~It's a happy day in Hell!~"
"Hi, mister!" Charlie greeted a sinner who sat on a bench.
"Go fuck yourself!" the demon shouted at her.
"~There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul~" a sinner demon that was on fire said as he hung out a window from a building, "Hello!" Charlie greeted nervously before bumping into another sinner that had an Imp riding on her back while holding a ball of barbed wire.
"~And a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole!~" the Imp sang with a manic smile,"Ah, excuse me!" Charlie said as she backed away before bumping into another sinner who was dressed like a medieval executioner that had a giant axe over his shoulder…with nipple tassles.
"~Doing what is required, we all have our role~" said the sinner as another sinner walked by with a knife in his eye.
"~I'm not doin' well!~" said the knife eye sinner before multiple sinners with various injuries showed up.
"~Another shitty day in Hell!~" they all sang before walking away
"~If I can show them the dream I've dreamed, That any soul can change!~'' Charlie sang whilst slowly walking down the road, meanwhile back at the hotel, Vaggie climbed onto the outside of the hotel and held on by a bar.
"~Those angels' minds are hard to change~" Vaggie sang in hopes Charlie could hear her concerns.
"~Then they will know everyone can be redeemed, From the evil to the strange!~" Charlie sang as she stood onto a car and sang louder towards the Hotel
"~They're bloodthirsty and deranged!~" Vaggie sang as she was still concerned for Charlie's safety.
"~I can hear all their stories The lost and displaced~" Charlie sang as she looked at some depressed or wasted sinners, even some that had died during extermination and their bodies hung like decorations.
"~And I know that they're more of an acquired taste, But if I open the door and I give them a place~" as she sang she opened a truck door, letting the corpse of another sinner fall out as she didn't notice, "~At my Hazbin Hotel, It'll be a happy day in Hell!~" she then grabbed onto a passing truck as it drove down the roads of the city as the background music started to pick up on a more upbeat tune.
"~From the porn studio Where the cinephiles go To watch award-winning demon bukkake shows!~" Charlie sang as she passed said porn studios while sinners watched the latest pornos from a window in a TV Store.
"~To the Cannibal Town Where they don't wear a frown 'cause-" Charlie sang as she entered a part of Cannibal town while some Cannibal sinners feasted on a corpse, "Holy shit! Ew, my gosh! WHY?!~" she sang/exclaimed in disgust while trying to stay positive.
"~And I don't give a crow that His brain's got in my eye!~" as she sang that, her right eye was definitely shown to be not fine before blinking and suddenly it was normal again, as if healed super quickly.
"~Cause I know I can spare them, From Heaven's genocide!~" She sang as she got closer to the heavenly meet up point in hell as the background changed to a red and gold musical sheet as Charlie started to sing while background sinners sang at the same time.
"~I can do this, I just know it!~"
("~There's an endless trash fire that's burning my soul~")
"~I'll get Heaven behind my plans! There's just no way I could blow it~"
("~I kinda like the barbed wire that's shoved in my hole~")
"~Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance!~"
"~To change their minds~"
"~And touch my parts!~! Said a slug looking sinner demon that wore a trench coat
"Uh... No thank you. I'm just gonna…" Charlie said as she walked around the slug demon before she continued to sing, "~Fulfill my destiny!~"
"Your loss, bitch!" said the slug sinner as he…walked? Slithered away? Whatever he did to move.
"~I can already tell! Today is gonna bе a fuckin' happy day in Hell!~" Charlie sang loud and proud as she climbed the steps of the heaven meeting point building before entering the building, the building was mainly white and gold with it looking like a combination of a church with the church tower being replaced with a giant watchtower with a giant hourglass inside it.
Meanwhile just a few blocks away, the new sinner walked around with major confusion as they looked around while rubbing their ears, "Did I just hear music and…singing?" they asked as they continued on their way in this terrifying new world, trying to find where the music came from, but then they stopped as a growling sound could be heard as they looked to their stomach.
"Crap, I'm hungry…what kind of food can I get in hell?" the sinner asked themself before noticing something at a street corner, it looked to be a food cart with some sinners gathering around it, "Huh, what do you know, food carts are in hell too" said the sinner as they heard their stomach growl again, "Well, hope hell hotdogs taste like earth hotdogs" they said before running to it.
As they got close they noticed the sinners around the cart looked pretty tough and had a matching theme to how they appeared, they all looked to be dressed like a biker gang with leather jackets and all, but while they looked demon wise, they also resemble ripped up dogs with large scars on their bodies, perhaps the reason being they probably got killed by dogs in their mortal lives.
The gang was eating what looked like a mixture of hotdogs and tacos from the cart while the owner of the cart, a sinner that resembled a ugly brown cat, just smoked a cigar while avoiding being bitten by the gang.
"Great another cart lost to these fucks, and to think my burger cart might have been the only one" said the cart owner.
"H-hey! Could I perhaps get some food-" The new sinner tried to ask, however as they approached, they tripped on the pavement and accidentally pushed some of the dog gang members, making them drop their messy food on themselves, to which the dog sinners start growling angrily as the new sinner backed up nervously.
"Hey! You just messed with our lunch you fucking moron" said one of the dog sinners as they slowly approached the new sinner.
"H-Hey, i-it was an accident, I-I'd pay but, I'm kinda new around here?" the new sinner said.
"Hey boss, think this twink might be a new arrival?" One of the dog sinners asked as the head of the gang, who looked like a scare covered bulldog, looked at the new sinner maliciously.
"T-Twink?" The new sinner questioned.
"Yeah, I can smell the living world offa him, fresh meat for us boys, lets see how well he runs" said the leader as they all growled and smirked while the new sinner slowly backed up.
"U-Uh actually I'm not a he/him, I prefer they/them I-I'm nonbinary you see a-and you don't seem to care" they said as they started walking back faster, "And I think I should start running oH GOD!" They yelled before running before the dog gang started chasing them, barking loudly as they gave chase after the burned sinner.
Back with Charlie, she entered the Heaven Embassy, the walls and decor were very on theme with heaven, white, gold, some blue too, but oddly enough the building was empty, not a single person in sight, not even any of the sinners had entered the building as it was practically spotless.
"Hello!" she called out as her voice echoed in the building, She then walks to the front desk to check in
"Hello?" she called out again but had no answer, "Creepy…" she commented
Charlie approaches the front desk with no one but a single bell. She taps the bell to ring it, and at the instant, a golden scroll and feather ink pen floats from above over to her.
"Oh, okay…" she said before deciding to sign it, it must be Heaven's way of sorting their meetings, maybe, "Also creepy." The scroll and feather flies up before disappearing. Right then, the twin doors slide open to show Charlie the meeting room, and she enters inside the dark room with no one around.
"Uh...hello? Is anyone here?" She called out before the lights suddenly switched on, revealing three angels at the end of the room, one angel appeared to have a nearly identical appearance to other Exorcists, but with her mask's horns curved backwards. The only visual difference from other Exorcists is that her mask's right pupil is a white circle with an X over it instead of a white X. She also has bloodstains on her dress, whether they were fresh stains or not was unclear.
The second Angel was different, considering he was male and looked very muscular despite the uniform, his appearance shares many similarities to the exorcists, just as the mask and the color of his uniform and wings. However, he also wore gold and black armor around his chest, shoulders and thighs. With the golden parts of the thighs and chest designed like wings. He had gold trimming on the bottom of his knee length boots, a loincloth that glows white like the lines around his neck and a mask around the mouth section of his exorcist mask. Large, curved horns attached to his helmet, extra black lines going along his wings with a large black sphere on the center of each, and his black halo had an extra four spikes.
The third angel wore a mask that appeared similar to other Exorcists, though with normal-looking eyes and golden facial expressions. The mask also held a pair of horns similar to an Exorcist, albeit longer, smoother, and with a golden ornamental attachment on the tips.
He also had a pair of large and golden wings on his back. In contrast to other angels that have appeared thus far, this angels halo was bright gold in appearance, and similar to the Exorcists, has two spikes pointing up and down from each other, though these spikes are located at the front of his halo as opposed to the likes of the first angels halo, which has its spikes in the middle, joined by a small dot.
He wore a smooth white and golden cloak that appears to have a large 'A' symbol emblazoned on the front. His visible hands were black in appearance, and had gold-tipped spikes on the back of his collar, this angel seemed to be important due to his major differences to the other two, he was also eating a rib in his hand
"'Sup!" said the lead Angel when the lights came on, scaring Charlie
"Holy, shit!" she exclaimed and fell down after getting surprised by the sudden appearance of three angels in the room. She gets back up and readjusts herself to introduce herself properly.
"Hi, I'm Charlie. My dad asked me if I could meet you." Charlie introduced herself
"Yeah, I know." the Angel said as he continued to eat his rib
"Okay, well, It's nice to meet you." Charlie said politely.
"Totally. It's nice to meet you, too." said the Angel with a kind smile as he reaches over to give Charlie a handshake, and as she was about to shake his hand, her hand slips right through, revealing him to be a hologram, fizzing on and off after being touched, which freaks Charlie out.
"Ha! I fucking got you" he said as his smile became an evil grin as he turns to the female angel "Did you see that?" he asked as she nodded once "Ha. Good shit."
Charlie looked confused as to why he was a hologram, "Uh...so, wait. You aren't here?" she asked.
"No, you think I'd come down there?" he said as he laughed, "No, I mean, I love the vibe, totally, I love your tunes. Pretty fucking hardcore, don't get me wrong. But! It's such a bummer! man. Everything down there's just so "eugh", ya know?" he said as he chuckled, "Ew."
Charlie looks around nervously before stealing her nerves to get her plans known, "Right. So, I'm happy we've got this opportunity to meet. There's a project that I've been working on that I really want to talk to you about-" before she continued, the angel put his finger on Charlie's lips to quiet her down for a moment.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, slow down. We've got time. How about we get to know each other a little." he said as he grabbed another rib from a massive plate in front of him, "Mmm. How about lunch? You hungry? I got you." he said as he moved the plate to her, "Here's my personal favorite. You'll love it."
"Uh...thanks." Charlie went to take a piece of a rib, but her hand passed right through them, also revealing to be a hologram, as they fizz on and off from the touch, and the angel laughs hysterically.
"I got you again, bitch!" he said as he laughs, "Fuckin' hilarious!"
Charlie makes a small unamused chuckle alongside the angel's laughter, she was starting to see this might be harder to do than she thought.
The scene cuts back to the Hazbin Hotel, where the workers and residents are summoned by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. Angel Dust is constantly looking at Husk with a seductive gaze while Husk is glaring daggers at him, while Kenny just leaned on a wall. Vaggie's legs come into the scene before switching back to in person.
"Okay, so Charlie is dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents her vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera." Vaggie explained before looking at Alastor, "Alastor?" she asked.
Alastor simply snaps his fingers to conjure up a camera for Vaggie; however, the camera is a folding-type old photography camera from the 1930s with no recording films at that time. Vaggie gave him an unamused look.
"A video camera?" she specified
"Hmmm." Alastor hummed in disappointment before snapping his fingers again, despite his extreme distaste for modern technology, Alastor adheres to Vaggie's request and snaps his fingers again, conjuring up a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.
"Alright! Let's do this!" Vaggie said with a confident smile as she started planning the new commercial.
The scene switches into the point of view of the video camera recording the bar scene, with Husk behind the counter reading a script in his claws and Angel Dust sitting on a bar stool. The camera whirrs as it brings the two into focus.
"And… Action!" Vaggie said from behind the camera.
Husk carefully reads the lines on his script, bringing the script closer to read.
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help you with anything?" Husk read, although the way he read it aloud was obvious he hadn't done acting before.
"I've been a bad boy, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place…on the path to redemption!" Angel said flirtingly but also still somehow staying on script…mostly.
Husk groans with displeasure and reads the script again. "Well, you come—"
"Oh, yes!" Angel moaned, interrupting Husk who gave him an annoyed glare.
"…to the right place." he continued
Vaggie had enough and stopped recording, "Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have the script in front of your face?" Vaggie suggested.
"I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!" Husk exclaimed angrily.
"Well, we could improve this shit, baby cakes." Angel said teasingly as he gets closer to Husk's face "Rrawwr" he purred seductively before Husk gets irritated by Angel Dust and shoves him off the counter painfully hard.
"Whoops." Husk said, clearly not sorry about it before he grabs a bottle and drinks it.
"Husk, come on." Vaggie said offscreen.
Cutting back to Charlie's meeting with the angels, she looked bored, propping herself on her elbows while listening to the Angel leader exaggeratingly boasting about himself and his sex life.
"So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, "do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!"" he said as he pointed to his crotch, "All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick?" as he spoke the female Exorcist shook her head, apparently agreeing with the leader, now known as Adam "No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master!" he then bits into another rib and eats it rather sloppily, "So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?" he asked
Charlie then realized he just told his name and had a questioning look, "Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you…Oh…." Charlie puts the pieces together, realizing this is the reason why her mother left him, making her wince, "That explains so much." she said in a low voice.
"I know. I fucking rock." Adam said as he held up his hand in the sign of the horns.
Charlie brushes off the awkwardness from Adam and gets to her subject of matter in hand, "Well, Adam, sir. Mr. Adam, sir." she started.
"Call me, Dickmaster." Adam said with a wicked smile.
"Adam. You seem like a smart— …well, stand up guy." Charlie said
"Uh-huh." Adam responded as he was picking at his teeth.
"And I know you are the leader of the angels. And you are a big thinker, a revolutionary. A— A genius!" Charlie said, hoping the compliments will get Adam to listen.
"I mean, your words, babe." Adam said as he was liking the compliments.
"Who would really love to put his name on something." Charlie continued.
"Fucking love putting my name on shit! Shit's the best!" Adam said in an excited tone
"It's a solution to our biggest problem!"
"Oh, herpes. Yeah, that's a bitch." Adam said, completely missing Charlie's point.
Charlie shook her head at this "No! Our... other biggest problem." she said, trying to steer him closer to what she meant
"Oh…uh..ugly people?" Adam said as he smirked and looked…somewhere, before looking back to Charlie, "Math? Global Warming? Nah, wait, that's Earth's problem ummmm" Adam kept guessing as Charlie stared at Adam with deadpan annoyance at how ignorant he is.
Back at the hotel. Niffty tries to stab a bug that was crawling around but misses.
"Stab! Stab! Stab!" Nifty said as she was laser focused on killing the bug.
"Alright Niffty, Niffty. Niffty!" Vaggie said as she got the small maid demon to stop stabbing, "Your line is "We have the cleanest rooms", okay?"
"Got it. I'm ready." Nifty said with a smile as Vaggie turned the camera to Niffty.
"Action!" Vaggie said, however upon saying action, instead of saying the line, Niffty freezes and stares blankly at the camera without a breath or blinking from the scene. Vaggie lowers the camera, looking puzzled. Angel and Kenny also peer in. Close up on Niffty making a blank stare with an ominous shrinking pupil. Angel slowly backs away, already creeped out as Kenny approaches Vaggie.
"Is she even breathing?" Kenny whispered to Vaggie.
"Uhh, cut." Vaggie said as Niffty snaps out of it and back to her cheerful self as she giggles.
"How was that?" Niffty asked
"Well, Niffty, you actually have to say the line, so let's roll again." Vaggie said, not sure if Niffty understood her task.
"Ok!" Niffty said
"Action!" Vaggie said once more, but Niffty freezes again, leaving Vaggie irritated, as Angel comes close to her face.
"You're doing great, Vagina." Angel whispered teasingly.
Vaggie was clearly irritated as she stopped recording, "Cut! Alright, uhh… maybe we can try to… fix it in post." Vaggie said, trying to remain calm and make the commercial work.
"Do you even know what that means?" Angel asked.
"I'll figure it out!" Vaggie said angrily.
The next scene cuts to a dark room with Vaggie sitting in front of a broken TV, watching the poorly edited shots of the commercial. She groans with frustration as Kenny approaches her around the couch and leaned over it.
"Anything good?" he asked.
Vaggie only groaned in annoyance as she shook her head.
"Fuck…do you think we might be biting off more than we can chew with this commercial?" Kenny asked as Vaggie looked to him, "I mean don't get me wrong we need one, but maybe, we can try it better AFTER Mom comes back from the meeting?".
"Maybe…but I wanna surprise her with a good commercial, one that shows we are serious about redemption and wanting to help everyone, not like a joke commercial like Alastor did" Vaggie said as she kept looking through the footage.
"Well, alright" Kenny said as he stood up straight, "I'll try and convince the others to give it another shot, and maybe I'll try some of the acting too".
"What? You don't have to do that Ken" Vaggie said looking to the hellhound teen.
"Maybe, but I'm doing it anywhere, I wanna help Mom out, both my moms" Kenny said as Vaggie smiles, before he runs off to speak with the other residents, as he leaves Vaggie went back to reviewing the footage before Alastor enters the room.
"Seems like you're having a bit of trouble there, hmm?" Alastor commented
"Ugh, este pendejo…" Vaggie muttered, "Why are you even here?" she asked.
Alastor takes a seat on a couch next to her, "For the entertainment." he said simply as Alastor's shadow slips out of his form before reappearing behind the couch, making laughing gestures.
"I came here because I love seeing wasteful souls struggle to accomplish something meaningful and fail spectacularly, like you are doing now. Good job!" he said as his shadow disappeared as he got the reaction he wanted from Vaggie, making her pissed as she stood up and pointed the camera to him.
"And here is Alastor, the egocentric piece of shit that—" but as Vaggie is panning the camera scene up to Alastor's face, the video camera glitches violently from green to red and Vaggie freaks out, dropping the sparking camera onto the floor.
"I wouldn't try that, my dear." Alastor said as he pointed to his face, "This face was made for radio" he said as voodoo magic and dark aura appeared around him before it vanished instantly.
Vaggie certainly had it with Alastor's insults and walks up to him, "That's it. I don't care who or what you are. If you're staying here, you're going to make this work, because it won't be so "entertaining" to watch over an empty hotel, will it, shitass?" Vaggie said as she was gonna make sure Alastor would stop screwing things up for them and get him to help.
As Vaggie returns to her chair, Alastor watches her with narrowed eyes before shrugging, "Fair enough." he said before he approaches her, "I'll tell you what. Let's make a deal."
"Pfft, you think I'm that stupid, making a deal with a demon like you?"" Vaggie asked with a raised brow, she knew deal making with demons was bad, especially with Alastor.
"Not for your soul, just a simple deal." Alastor assured, "I do this for you, and you never ask me to engage with this frivolous television technology ever again." Alastor said as he pointed to the TV with his cane.
Vaggie pondered but was having second thoughts on letting Alastor do the work for her, thinking he might just screw everything up again.
"Or…Charlie can come back to absolutely nothing. Your choice." Alastor said, throwing in the bait to get Vaggie hooked on the deal.
Vaggie glances away for a brief moment before sighing, making her decision.
"Fine." she said as Vaggie picks up the camera and places it in Alastor's hand, where green energy skulls start swirling around it.
"Now then!" Alastor starts as he evaporates the camera with a clap of his hand, then snaps his fingers, conjuring equipment for a film set, summoning Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty and Kenny, and dressing up everyone in the Roaring Twenties. Ink demons are conjured up as additional film crew members.
"Alright everyone," Vaggie said as she gets a costume change too similar to everyone's outfits, "let's make a fucking commercial."
The scene then changes to Charlie, looking exasperated with another of Adam's sexist rants of women and his masculinity.
"You know when you take her out for the fifth time and she still expects you to pay the check but you're like, "Hey, I thought you wanted equality."" he said as he made his voice high pitched to mimic a woman's voice.
"NO! Our shared problem of overpopulation in Hell!" Charlie exclaimed, tired of Adam going on and getting further from the problem she wanted to be known
"Ohh." Adam pauses, then laughs, "Well, that's not a problem! We got that covered!" Adam said as he looked to the other two angels, "Lute, how many demons did you kill this year?" he asked the female Exorcist.
"Got a good 275 this year, sir." Lute said as she stood at attention.
"275? Woah! Badass! Awesome job, danger tits! Pound it." Adam congratulates as he raises a fist for Lute to make a fist-bump, which she does before looking at the male Exorcist, "And what about you Javelin? What's your count?"
"By my count and some personal trophies I had slain 27,000 of those sinners, including 5 of their overlords" the larger Exorcist, Javelin said, speaking in a medieval english accent, much like a knight would from medieval times, Charlie just looked at Javelin with pure shock at that number, it was WAY bigger than Lutes and she feared this Exorcist more now.
"Holy fucking shit man! That's gotta be a new record for ya! Gimme some!" Adam said as he raised a fist for Javelin for a fist bump like for Lute, Javelin did so, albeit it slower and less enthusiastically invested than Lute, "Fucking awesome man".
"Uh no, not awesome. Those are my people. You know that, right?" Charlie said, hoping they felt remorse of some sort.
"Oh yeah. That must suck for you!" Adam said before he burst into laughter.
"But these are souls...Human souls just the same as the ones you have up in heaven." Charlie said as she tried to reason with them.
"They are not the same. They had their chance and they earned damnation." Lute said coldly as she glared at Charlie with pure hatred.
"You're wrong. Sinners make mistakes in their lives, sure, but everyone makes mistakes." Charlie said as she knew no one was incapable of making mistakes.
"Angels don't make mistakes." Lute said with a glare.
"You really think that." Charlie questioned as she glared back
"I know that." Lute said in a confident tone
"Yeah, I've never made a mistake in my fuckin' life." Adam said with an ignorant smile.
As Lute comes around the table, the scene turns slightly darker with ominous red.
"The only reason you're still here is because daddy gave you and your hellborn kind a pardon from an exorcist blade. How does that feel, to know how little you matter?" Lute said as a matter of factly as she glared at Charlie.
"Lute" Lute's glare disappears for a sec as Javelin addresses her, "Leave her be"
"But Javelin sir-" Lute started to try and defend herself as she had a slight fearful expression on her mask.
"I know how you feel about the demon kind, and while she is their princess, she is still of holy blood, even after her father betrayed all of Heaven" Javelin said with a cold stare, "Leave her be and remain at your post" he demanded.
"...Yes sir" Lute said as she walked back to Adam's side.
"Yeah well she has a point I mean you and your other hell guys got a good deal, I mean we only kill Sinners, not the others, like those small red freaks with the black and white horns, the ones that look like sharks, the candle head people, what's up with that anyway? And don't get me started on those dog guys, they are like natural Furries!" Adam laughed at the last mentioned, "Just learned that recently, funny shit btw" Adam said.
Charlie glared as Adam listed the Hellborns in a mocking way, "Well speaking of the Hellhounds" Charlie emphasized the correct term of one of the hellborns, "My son just happens to be one" Charlie revealed.
Adam, who bit into yet another rib, briefly choked on the chunk he had in his mouth, surprised and struggling before Lute instantly did the heimlich maneuver on him as he coughed up the chunk, "Wait wait wait wait, time out!" Adam said as he coughed out the ribs remnants from his throat, "You got a kid? You actually got a kid? Who is a dog person?" Adam asked in surprise as he then laughed, "You actually fucked one of those things? Damn I heard they get rough in sex, is that true? They actually got knots like dogs?" Adam asked very inappropriately as Charlie's eye twitched in annoyance as a blush appeared on her face.
"No! No!" Charlie denied as she shook away any redness from her face from his comments, "He's adopted! I adopted him after one of the Extermination days 3 years ago…one that killed his birth mother" Charlie explained as she pondered slightly before getting an idea to help her case, "I'm doing this to make things safer for my son, I mean you got kids right? You'd do the same for them, if they are around, right?" Charlie asked.
As she asked, Adam cringes as he looks side to side with an uncomfortable look, Javelin and Lute both gave their leader a confused look as he didn't act like this often, "Uh well, psh I don't know-Oh look at the time!" Adam said as he pointed to a nonexistent watch on his wrist, "Oops, almost out of time. Guess we should get into it." he said with a nervous smile and golden sweat marks appeared on his mask.
"Oh, fuck!" Charlie exclaimed, completely forgetting this was a limited time meeting, which Adam dragged out with his talks and comments as she rushed to present her plan as fast as she could, summoning a stack of papers to the table.
"Okay, I've got a lot to get through and not a lot of time, and I feel like you weren't hearing me before, so here it goes" she said before clearing her throat as music is heard again, a somewhat sped up version of the music from earlier
[Now Playing "Hell Is Forever"]
"~I know Hell's population is out of control." Charlie sang rather quickly as she started pulling various drawings from the stacks of papers out to show to the Angels. "It's a bad situation, It's taking a toll, If we rehab these Sinners, And cleanse all their souls, At my Hazbin Hotel—~"
"Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself!" Charlie said as she realized she went a bit too far in her explanation before grabbing some other drawings.
"~Right! Extermination! I know you guys fly down, Just to kill once a year." Charlie sang as she showed more drawings of Angels killing sinners and some even showing rainbows with what she imagined redeemed sinners looked like, "And it must be annoying, To schlep all the way here, If they join you in Heaven, That trip disappears!" She then throws a magically created rainbow sparkle over the angels as they ducked nonchalantly under it to avoid being hit by it, "You can wave that chore farewell." Charlie then takes a deep breathe for her big finale,"It'll be a happy day in—~"
"~Let me stop you right there" Adam started singing, interrupting Charlie as she puts down her "happy ending" drawing
"Oh"
"Save us all precious time.~"
"okay…" Charlie said, not expecting this.
"~If what you're suggesting, Is letting them climb, Up the ladder, Oh, they'd rather cross the Pearly Gates?~" Adam sang/asked with an evil smile.
"Well, uh—" Charlie started before Adam continued.
"Sorry, sweetie. But there's no defyin' their fates!~" Adam sang as he spun in his seat to look away before spinning it back and leaping out of it and jumping onto the table.
"~Cause Hell is forever, Whether you like it or not.~"
"~Had their chance to behave better, Now they boil in the pot.~" Adam sang as the scenery changed to the gates of Heaven with Charlie just being near feet away before falling down and into a large pot filled with remains and intestines with Adam stirring it before he poured out the contents and Charlie out of the scene.
"~Cause the rules are black and white, There's no use in tryin' to fight it.~" Adam continued as the scene changed to a splitscreen of him with one half being black and the other white before the scene swirled away, with Charlie being seen trying to climb her way out of a hole with her plans still in her hand with Adam, Lute and Javelin watching her struggle to climb out.
"~They're burnin' for their lives, Until we kill 'em again!~" As he sang this, Lute pulled out a blade made of glowing white metal before swinging it down, tearing the scene in half and back into the meeting room, with Charlie accidentally ripping the plans in her hand slightly with a big tear in the middle.
"Okay, but—" Charlie tried to say but stopped again by Adam.
"~Just try to chillax, babe, You're wasting your breath~"
"Hehe…" Charlie laughed nervously as Adam got closer as he leaned down to her from the table.
"~Did I hear you imply. That they don't deserve death?~" he Sang/asked with a laugh in his words as Charlie backs away while he slowly walks across the table, Lute and Javelin following their leader.
"~Are they Winners? Are they Sinners? 'Cause it's cut and dry.~"
"Well, actually, if you take a look—" Charlie tried yet again to prove her point but Adam kept singing.
"~Fair is fair, an eye for an eye!~" Adam sang as he flew into the air as he manifested clouds and holy light in the air
"~And when all's said and done (Said and done)~" Adam sang as Charlie tried to see through the bright lights shown.
"~There's the question of fun (Fun)~"
"~And for those of us with Divine Ordainment.~" Adam sang as he started walking down clouds like stairs that flew just under his feet, "~"Extermination is entertainment!~" Adam sang/revealed as he flies in the air with Lute joining in the air dancing while Javelin remained on the ground, "~Bow-now-now-nownow, Guitar solo, fuck yeah!~"
Adam started to play on an air guitar as he flew as Charlie got up after being knocked down by Adam and just groaned in annoyance at this.
"~Hell is forever, Whether you like it or not~" as Adam started to actually sing again, four golden mirages of Exorcists appeared, surrounding Charlie from all sides as she backed away from them, completely surprised and a little terrified, "Where the hell did you people come from?!" she asked as Adam kept singing with the golden Angels becoming his backup singers.
"~Had their chance to behave better, Now they boil in the pot, 'Cause the rules are black and white, There's no use in tryin' to fight it.~" Adam sang and flew with Lute in sync as he starts to conjure up more Heavenly energy in his hands
"~They're burnin' for their lives, Until we kill 'em again!~" The energy in his hands burst to form a golden guitar in his hands as he plays it while smiling evilly.
"~Fuckin' Hell is forever, And it's meant to suck a lot, So give up your dumb endeavor, 'Cause you don't have a shot!~" as Adam sang the golden Angels flew over to him with all of them staying behind him and Lute as they flew/danced while Javelin still remained on the ground.
Charlie starts to get angry due to Adam still mocking her plans like every other person in Hell that she starts to turn into her demon form, making a growling noise as she burns the paper she's holding into cinders.
"~Long as I've got your attention, I guess I should probably mention.~" Adam said in a nonchalant way as he changed the guitar he's holding into a scroll with a red ribbon sealing it.
"~That we've made the determination, To move up the next Extermination!~" Adam revealed as the scroll opened in front of Charlie, He brandishes the scroll reading "FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT!"
"What?!" Charlie changes back to normal in shock as she tries to reach for the scroll but Adam makes it disappear, smiling evilly.
"~Can't wait a whole year, To slaughter those little cunts~" He sang as he pouts before smiling at Charlie evilly again and grabbing her wrist, somehow even as he was still a hologram and pulling her close to him, "~I know it's just been a week, But we'll be back in six months!~" He declared as he shoved Charlie out of the meeting room with her papers flying everywhere by Lute throwing her papers after her.
"Um, wait, you-you—" As Charlie tries to get to Adam, the door slowly closes while he continues to do a guitar solo shredding. It fully closes before she can reach him.
Charlie starts to tear up as she vents her anger, "Ugh, SHIT!" she said as she slammed her fist on the closed door
A few minutes later, Charlie had packed up her papers and put them away, somewhere and walked out of the Heaven Embassy, still ticked off by what Adam had done and said as she tried to calm herself down, however it seemed that wouldn't be the case as she then heard someone screaming in panic, she looked to where the screaming was coming from and saw the new sinner being pushed into a corner by the dog gang earlier.
Now normally Charlie wasn't a violent person, but after all the shit Adam did and said, she was pissed and needed an outlet, defending a sinner might just be the case for an outlet as she stomped over to the scene.
"Nowhere left to run asshole" said the gang leader as he and his gang members all growl and laugh evilly while the new sinner had backed themselves into a wall, not seeing a way out of this, "you ruined out snack time, so we might as well make YOU our next meal!" he said as he licked his lips and brandished his fangs.
"C-Come on guys, y-you wouldn't want to eat me, I-I mean look at me, I'm practically skin and bones!" said the new sinner as they sunk to the ground in an attempt to keep distancing themself.
"Jokes on you ya prick, dogs love to eat bones!" said one of the members as they all got closer to them, before suddenly a fireball blasts the gang away in different directions, revealing Charlie holding another in her hand. The new sinner looked at her in surprise as Charlie scowled at the dog gang members.
"What do you think you're doing? '' she asked in a serious tone to the members.
"This ain't none of your business you bitch!" said the leader as he got up, "Why don't you just on uppity to your fucking ditch of a hotel!" He said, before being blasted away by another fireball, crashing into a building's window, the other members saw their leader get blasted easily and turned to Charlie threateningly, only to cower as they saw her eyes glow red as her horns started to slowly grow out.
"Do you want the same thing?" she simply asked, before the gang members decided it wasn't worth it and ran away, whimpering like the dogs they were to avoid getting killed by the princess of hell, the new sinner only looked shocked and surprised as the gang left, then Charlie took a deep breath and exhaled, her horns sinking back into her head and her eyes turning back to normal before she approached the sinner.
"Are you alright?" she asked as she extended her hand out to them, who slowly nodded as she helped them up from the ground and onto their feet, "Sorry you had to see me like that, I've, not exactly had the best day right now" she said.
"I-Its fine, I'm glad you came when you did" the sinner said, "If it weren't for you, I'd be charred dog food" they said.
"Well, glad I could help you, um, what's your name?" Charlie asked.
"My name? Uh, well I hadn't found a new one after I became non-binary and I kinda, well, burned myself alive after everyone wouldn't leave me alone about it" the sinner said as Charlie gasped at this.
"Your a new arrival, and you committed suicide?" she asked as the sinner nods, "...Well, I guess this can be your new start, and you can name yourself pretty much anything down here" Charlie said as the sinner looked to her confused as she observed their form, "Lets see, you clearly got some fire related ability with how you died and your body is giving off extreme heat, maybe something heat related?" she guessed as the sinner pondered on those thoughts.
They looked into a broken shard of glass in the ground and looked at themselves and after a few seconds, thought of a name, "Ghost Fire, call me Ghost Fire" they said.
"Well Ghost Fire, glad I could help you" Charlie said before realizing something, "Wait, if you came here by suicide, does that mean that's your only sin?" she asked.
"I-I mean, I only stole a few things as a kid, but nothing serious" Ghost Fire said as Charlie then looked hopeful.
"Well if that's the case and you need a place to stay, you can come to my Hotel, I redeem Sinners there and I plan to make sure all Sinners can get to heaven and be redeemed of their sins" Charlie said as Ghost Fire looked confused.
"Redeemed? As in I can get a shot at going to Heaven? Like this?" Ghost Fire asks as they point to themselves, "I mean, I don't think it's possible right? Why be sent to Hell if there was a shot?" Ghost Fire asked as they didn't seem convinced.
Charlie looks saddened at this, even a new arrival didn't think it was possible, but then she had an idea that might help them out and brighten her mood.
"Maybe I'm not being clear enough for you, how about I explain it in a better way?" she said as Ghost Fire looked to her confused before she snapped her fingers, which then music could be heard once again.
[Playing "Inside Of Every Demon Is A Rainbow"]
"~I have a dream, I'm here to tell, About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel~" Charlie sang softly as Ghost Fire watched and listened.,"~Yes, it's one of a kind, right here in Hell, Catering to a specific clientele~"
(Oooh-ooh-ooh)
Ghostfire looked around for where the extra voices came from while Charlie kept singing, "~Inside of every demon is a rainbow! Inside every sinner is a shiny smile! Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac, Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child!" As Charlie sang she interacted with Sinners and Hellborns walking by, to a twin of multi eyed owl demons to a Hellhound woman and alligator demon, even dodging some sinners fighting and giving a cupcake to a fairly large hockey mask wearing sinner.
"~We can turn them 'round! They'll be Heaven-bound! With just a little time down at the Hazbin Hotel!~" Charlie sang as she approached GhostFire again and danced around them as they gave an unsure look, as Charlie kept singing and referring to more sinners all around.
"~So, all you junkies, freaks, and weirdos,,Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks, and zeroes, And downfallen superheroes, hope is here!~" she started to address many sinners that summed up some of those descriptions, to a doll looking demon filled with syringes, a cage with two sinners sharing a bottom half, a a multi-eyed worm demon, a slug demon trying to peep on a changing woman, a sinner that looked like a couch, cartoony looking imp-like sinners holding piggy banks and even sinners that looked like villainous super heroes.
"~All of you cretins, sluts, and losers, Sexual deviants and boozers, And prescription drug abusers, Need not fear!~" Charlie sang to more nearby sinners as some looked aquatic, some looking like piles of snakes and she took one of the prescription drug abusers and threw the drug into a trash can fire, leaving as the sinner looked sorrowfully at their lost drugs.
"~Forever again, We'll cure your sin, We'll make you well, you'll feel so swell, Right here in Hell, at the Hazbin Hotel!~" shadow demons surrounded Charlie before she briefly showed her more demonic form and turned to normal, scaring off the hostile shadows as she sat on an abandoned bench nearby Ghost Fire who just watched in shock and slight amazement.
"~There'll be no more fire, And no more screams~" Charlie said as flames burst from the ground and nearby screams were heard, "~Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams, And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonna be like "Wow!", Once you check in with meeeee~!~"
"~So, all your cartoon porn addictions, Vegan rants, psychic predictions, Ancient Roman crucifixions, End right here!~" as Charlies listed off and sang again, throwing a porn magazine away from one sinner, to pushing away a rather old looking lady sinner holding a "Eating meat is evil" sign, then taking a sinners crystal ball and destroying some old large crucifixion crosses over a ledge and dropping the crystal ball down it too.
"~All you monsters, thieves, and crazies, Cannibals and crying babies, Frothing mouth that's full of rabies, Filled with cheer!~" Charlie then drags Ghostfire with her as they get surrounded by monsters like a hunched skeletal demon and a monstrous venus flytrap demon wearing glasses while 5 eyes appeared behind them all, to then appearing by a dog demon trying to steal another sinners wallet before being scared off by the other sinners transformation into a monstrous looking bear, then Ghost Fire got dragged nearby Cannibal Town as some of its inhabitants feasted on some remains, making them sick before they and Charlie see a possum demon covered in its demonic looking crying babies, then Charlie comes across a mouse lady sinner with a frothing mouth before hugging her, now suddenly having the rabies as the sinner now didn't.
"~You'll be complete! It'll be so neat!~" the scene changes to Charlie and GhostFire helping put a puzzle demon back together, with the latter somewhat getting into the beat before the puzzle demon was broken again by a swinging wrecking ball, surprising GhostFire as Charlie tried to keep a happy face.
"~Our service can't be beat! You'll be on easy street! (Yes!)~" Charlie then swings GhostFire around happily as she then swings them to the empty bench as they sit down as flames start to surround Charlie.
"~Life will be sweet at the Hazbin Hotel~!" Charlie sang as the flames blasted her upwards as she spun in the air before landing on her feet and flipping her hair back, "Yeah~!" she said as she panted.
GhostFire looked completely impressed as they smiled, before standing up and approaching the panting Charlie.
"That was amazing," GhostFire said, "Just who are you?" they asked.
"I'm glad you asked Ghost Fire, I am Charlie Morningstar, the Princess of Hell" she said, to which GhostFire's eyes widened in shock.
"P-princess? Of Hell? Morningstar?! As in Lucifer Morningstar?!" Ghost Fire exclaimed as Charlie nodded as she regained her breath, "Oh god I'm talking to Lucifer's daughter…Lucifer has a daughter?!" they exclaimed again.
"Listen GhostFire" Charlie began, "I would like you to come to the Hotel and help my dream of rehabilitating Singers, you can start a new and we can get you into Heaven, your sins aren't that heavy, you could make your way into Heaven so fast if you let me help you" Charlie said as she took Ghostfires hands into hers, "Will you come and stay at the Hazbin Hotel?"
"I…I don't know, I mean I don't have any money" GhostFire said in an unsure tone.
"I won't charge you a penny" Charlie assured, "You can stay free of charge, you'll have a bed, food, warmth and maybe even friends" Charlie insisted, Ghostfire thought more before looking Charlie in the eyes as they took a deep breath.
"...Ok, I'll come" GhostFire said before Charlie screams in excitement as she swings Ghostfire around, surprising the burnt sinner as she spins them around in excitement.
"Oh thank you, thank you, thank you! Trust me, you are going to love it there!" Charlie exclaimed as they started walking towards the Hotel, her mood thankfully better after the meeting with Adam
Later at the Hotel, the doors open as Charlie leads GhostFire inside.
"And this is the lobby," she said as GhostFire looked around.
"Whoa, it looks way bigger on the inside" they commented as Vaggie runs to Charlie and hugs her.
"Charlie! How did it go, did they listen?" she asked her girlfriend as Kenny walked over too.
"Oh, they sure did… hear it. But, um-" Charlie started.
"Wait, who is this?" Kenny asked as he pointed to GhostFire who looked nervously at them.
"Oh right! Introductions!" Charlie said excitedly as she looks to Vaggie and Kenny, "Guys, this is GhostFire, a new arrival in Hell wanting to stay at the Hotel" she then looked to GhostFire, "GhostFire, this is my girlfriend Vaggie and our adopted son, Kenny" She introduced.
"Wait wait, you got someone to actually come to the Hotel?" Vaggie asked with a surprised look.
"Yeah! Isn't that great?!" Charlie asked excitedly.
"Huh, well how about that, and right before the commercial started" Kenny said.
"Wait what?" Charlie and GhostfFire asked as Vaggie grabbed Charlie and brought her to the parlor, "come here! We have something exciting to show you." Vaggie said as she brought Charlie over with GhostFire and Kenny joining.
"Alastor pulled some strings and it's about to air." Vaggie told Charlie
"I pulled a few limbs too, hahaha!" Alastor commented as everyone else sat in the parlor on the couches or on the floor in front of the TV.
"Wait, the commercial? You all made a new one?" Charlie asked surprisingly.
"Yeah, one of my better performances if I do say so myself." Angel commented with a smile.
"When he did his lines right" Kenny said with a smirk as Angel rolled his eyes at the Hellhound.
Charlie was beaming and started tearing up, "That's... that's amazing." She said before being shushed by Angel.
"Sshh, it's starting." he stated as the TV then showed the start of the Commercial.
"Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel -" Vaggie on TV started before the TV cuts to a breaking news report
Vaggie, Charlie, Kenny and Angel get annoyed and angrily complain, Niffty clapped her hands and giggled and Husk didn't seem to care while GhostFire remained confused, Alastor remained smiling and didn't seem to be emotionally affected like the others.
"Breaking news in Hell today!" came Katie Killjoys voice on the TV, she definitely didn't sound the same after Charlie beat the crap out of her a week ago, "We have just received word from the Heaven Embassy that the next Extermination is happening sooner than ever before. Do you know what that means, Tom?"
"No, what does that mean, Katie?" Tom asked.
"It means we're all royally fucked!" Katie said as her eyes twitched, then the footage changed as screaming can be heard from Sinners as the time on the Clock Tower reduces to 176 days until the next Extermination.
"Wait, what? Why?!" Angel asked as everyone, except for Charlie and GhostFire, remained shocked and terrified, with the latter not knowing about Extermination Day yet.
"Uh, what's Extermination Day?" they asked nervously as some of the Hotel staff looked at them in confusion.
Meanwhile, a golden drone with wing designs scours an area in Hell until it finds its target, a headless body of an exorcist with its golden blood spilt on the ground, the drone scans the body as its feed is transformed to a room where Lute, Javelin and Adam were in, observing the footage.
"We found the body, sir," Lute said in an aggressive tone, "They've never managed to kill one of us before. We should just go down there now and destroy them!" Lute exclaimed
"No, no. We can't risk them catching on." Adam said as he handled this news rather calmly.
"He's right Lute, one sign of us going back down now after this, they will think we are weak and desperate" Javelin said, while also just as angry as Lute, managed to keep his temper in check.
"But don't worry you two" Adam said, catching their attention, "When we come back, there won't be a demon left alive to pull a stunt like this again!" Adam exclaimed as he crushed the projector showing the images, destroying it and causing its light to disappear, leaving only Adam's glowing evil smile.
Well now, things have definitely gone down the shitter now that this is happening!
Hope you guys enjoyed the changes for this AU and to explain the differences now
1, the inclusion of new OC's, GhostFire, they are a Non-Binary Sinner who's only real big sin is suicide via burning themselves alive after the constant torment they got in the mortal life.
Javelin, an ArchAngel who is a pretty lethal and tough warrior amongst the Exorcists and one of Adam's top angels in his army, he is more calm and collected and is above Lute in the Angel Army.
2, the Pilot song, Me and Skull wanted some things from the Pilot to be included, which meant Charlie's song for explaining her dream, and what better way for it to return than for it to be sung by Charlie to convince Hells newest arrival?
So yeah, that's the new chapter Overture, and now…NEXT TIME ON HAZBIN HOTEL: HELLHOUND KENNY!
The Hotel gets attacked by a familiar Snake demon but Alastor protects it, but later the sinner returns, now wanting to be redeemed? Something seems amiss, especially since Kenny seems to have befriended a Hellcat who doesn't seem to have the best interests at heart, what could be happening? Find out next time in…
Radio Killed the Video Star!
