Author's note: Again, a bit of a shortie, but i'm particularly happy with the next chapter after this one for y'all to read.
Chapter 11:
Get humbled…
Right away, the atmosphere of the normally welcoming and cozy hotel had been flipped on its head by the arrival of the former first man as he had begun belittling and berating whoever he could.
"So "Vaggie" still somehow hooked up with the fucking princess hu?" as he made crude scissoring gestures with his hands, which was met with pretty much the whole lobby correcting him "IT'S PRONOUNCED "VAGGIE" " as the other guests were staring daggers at him.
Not caring in the slightest, he strutted up to Charlie with a confident swagger "So, princess bitchface, when are ya gonna ring up Sera so I can be let back in and go back to exterminating your asses?"
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!" Charlie barked out, catching everyone, including Adam, by surprise, tho he did his best to hide it.
"Uh, yea, DUH, wow you really are a fucking bimbo" as he knocked on the princess's head a few times, indicating it was "hollow" tho he was quickly met with the tip of an angelic spear as Vaggie kept him at an arms length "Back off shitlord!" to which, Adam just cut her off "I believe you mean "Dickmaster" Vaggiesaurus"
He would shoot a glance at the other fallen angel in the room, his former lieutenant "Come on Lute, let's get the fuck out of here and get Sera to fix this fuckup, we're not supposed to be here"
Lute just took a deep breath, straightened her back, rolled her shoulders a few times before hopping off her barstool and walked right up to the first man "…i…..won't…." she spoke, her words laced with venom.
"Uh, 'the fuck ya mean "you won't" ? That was a direct fucking order, you dumb bitch! I'm your fucking general, do I have to fucking remind you who I am?! I'M FUCKING ADAM, I'M "THE" FUCKING MAN, I'M THE ORIGINAL DI-"
He wouldn't be able to say another work as suddenly, he would have the wind knocked out of him as Lute would punch him square in the stomach at full force, causing him to double over and crumple to the ground like a bag of potatoes as he wheezed "The fuck, Lute?!"
She would put a hoofed foot on his side as he laid there, wheezing "Look around…Adam….have you MAYBE considered the fact that we…BOTH of us….EARNED our places down here? Look at yourself, YOU'RE A SINNER!" as she averted her gaze in shame "And i….a fallen angel….cast down…."
By now, Adam had regained his composure as he pushed Lute's foot off him and stood back up "Jeeze, you got hit on the head harder then I thought, come on let's get ya to the embassy so we can get back to heaven and get ready for the next extermination"
"There is no "next extermination" dipshit!" Vaggie barked out, to which Adam just laughed "Ah she's just waiting for me to get back, good to know"
"Oh no…." Was suddenly heard through the lobby as Emily had entered and was looking down on the scene from a balcony above "Don't tell me…." As she looked highly uncomfortable at the new demon form of Adam.
"Holy fucking shitballs, what's the fucking "Fairy princess" doing here?" Adam blurted out, before flying up to her and landing besides her, making Emily take a few steps back with discomfort on her face "Ey can you contact Sera for us? Me and dangertits need to get back, someone fucked with her head"
As Adam was receiving scowls from pretty much everyone present in the lobby, Emily knew he wouldn't see to reason until he heard it from the high seraphim herself.
Taking a deep breath, she reluctantly conjured a magical orb of light as slowly, in the sphere, the face of Sera appeared "Yes Emily? Is it urgent?"
Before the young seraphim was able to respond, Adam had whisked away the orb and began to ramble "Heyyyyyy Sera, look we got ourselves in a bit of a situation, can you beam us back up? We'll get the next extermination going right away"
Sera's eyes widened for a second before her face took on an annoyed, disappointed expression "Adam…so my suspicions were correct…..the answer is no…and if you're in the hotel, then you've probably already been told why…." Before she severed the connection and the orb de-materialized, tho just before it did, Adam swore he saw Sera flipping him off.
The first man stood there for a few minutes in silence as slowly, the others gathered around him.
It would remain quiet for a good while before Charlie would be the first one to speak up "…..get out….." catching everyone by surprise.
"W-what?" Adam stuttered.
"I said…get….out…." causing the first man's eyes to widen "But wasn't this fucking shitty hotel for everyo-"
"Everyone who WANTS to change….yes…..but you don't want that….don't you? You're perfectly comfortable treating others like shit…." Charlie spoke, the emotionless tone that took over her voice was unsettling to hear from the normally oh so happy, bubbly princess…..
"You come into MY hotel…..harass MY guests….insult MY staff…..threaten MY friends….refuse to learn from your past and still expect us to get you back into heaven, only to go right back to the extermination?!"
Adam just shrugged as if she had said the most normal thing in the world "Uh….yea? DUH, are you fucking deaf, bitch?!"
Flames began to dance around the princess as her horns emerged, her tail erupted from behind her, cracking like a whip as black, volcanic rock began to creep over her changing arms as she hissed at him "…..get…..out…." as she slowly pointed at the door…..
Adam just crossed his arms as he smirked "Ooooh look who thinks they're badass, get a load of this bitch, dangertits" but as he glanced at Lute, she'd just look at him with a glare "Vaggie was right…..you ARE a bad influence…." As, to Adam's horror, she stood beside the princess, before she bitterly barked out "And I'm NOT your "Dangertits" asshole"
Adam's eyes widened in horror, before he'd put up his all too familiar, cocky façade again as he began to throw a tantrum "you know what? I don't need this stupid fucking hotel of yours! I'll find my own way back to heaven and when I do, you better kiss your asses goodbye cuz extermination day is COMING, demon losers!" as he stomped his way towards the door, before glaring at Lute "And Lute….you're fucking dead to me…" as he angrily slammed the door behind him, tho in doing so, caught his new tail between the door as he gave a loud, pained yelp, causing several people inside the lobby to laugh, before he pulled his tail free and stormed off.
Once the grown man-child had vanished, Vaggie would grumble "….what…a…..dick…." to which Lute just sighed as she chuckled…
"Yea….the "original" dick….."
