I added the Bensons this time lol


Beth: Hey are you free on Friday? Like 7pm?

Wally: Yeah why?

Beth: What about you?

Caroline: Yeah I am.

Beth: Good. Because I'm not. Enjoy your date!

Wally:

Caroline:

Wally: ... did she just-


Beth: When boys smile, I die.

Eddie: When boys die, I smile.

Beth:

Beth: oh..


Tracy Lee: Hey Caroline, 1966 called. They want their clothes back

Caroline: Hey Tracy Lee. 2090 called. You're dead and you wasted your time on Earth.


Peter: If you found out you had one day left to live, what would you do?

Josh: say goodbye to my loved ones

Eddie: prolly something illegal

Wally: accept my fate

Beth: I would message ten people on FaceBook, say if they didn't send this to ten other people, I was going to die tomorrow.

Peter: Jeez, Beth..

Eddie: Wait, that's brilliant. Can I change my answer?


Eddie: This is so frustrating!!! I hate everything!i hate everyone!

Peter: *voice cracks* ... everyone??

Eddie: ...

Eddie: *sighs* Everyone but you.


Jake: Y'know Eddie, I don't like your name.

Eddie: Excuse me???

Jake: Your name, especially your last name. It stinks.

Eddie: *angry* Whats wrong with my last name!?

Jake: I don't know, it doesn't suit you... you should change it.

Eddie: Change it?! To what!?

Jake: Hatford *walks away*

Eddie: Did you just-

Eddie: DID YOU JUST PROPOSE TOME!??

Eddie: DON'T YOU WALK AWAY!

Eddie: ARE YOU SMIRKING!!??


Eddie: Rules are made to be broken.

Jake: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Josh: Uh, piƱatas.

Beth: Glow sticks.

Wally: Karate boards.

Caroline: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Eddie: Rules.

Jake:


Eddie: Croissants: dropped

Jake: Road: works ahead

Josh: BBQ sauce: on my t-tt-es

Beth: Shavacado: fre

Wally: Miss Keisha: f-ckin dead

Caroline:

Caroline, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.


Peter: Jake, keep an eye on Beth today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Jake: Sure, I'd love to see Beth getting punched.

Wally: Try again.

Jake, sighing: I will try to stop Beth from getting punched.


Eddie, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time?

Beth: The car takes a screenshot.

Josh: Please pull over. I'm driving now.


Wally: *looks at Josh*

Wally: Baby boy. Baby.

Wally: *looks at Jake*

Wally: Evil.


Peter: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.


Jake: You're alive.

Beth: There's no need to sound so disappointed.


Wally: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Jake: But are you shuffling?

Wally: Everyday.

Peter: What language are you two speaking??


Josh: What are y'all's favorite things to wake up to?

Eddie: Breakfast in bed!

Beth: Emails from AO3!

Peter: My favorite thing to wake up to is not waking up at all.

Peter: The screams of my enemies are a close second though.


Jake: Can we talk? One 10 to another?

Josh: I'm an 11, but continue.


Peter: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me.


Beth: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.

Beth: So I've decided to break the fourth wall.

Beth: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.


Eddie: We all have our demons.

Eddie, grabbing Jake: This one's mine.


Eddie: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.


Wally: Aren't you going to say "have a nice day?"

Eddie: I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.


Beth: Kill me nowwwww.

Caroline: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.


Wally: I'm so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.

Peter: Uh, Caroline and Beth are not getting along.

Wally: They're not trying to kill each other.

Peter: You may have a point.


Steve: That was a joke. Say ha.

Josh: Ha.

Steve: Now do it again.

Josh: Ha.

Steve: Congratulations, you are officially the life of the party.


Doug: Tony, I want a bedtime story!

Tony: I'm busy, Doug. I'll tell you one tomorrow.

Doug: If you don't tell me a story, I won't go to bed!

Tony: Once upon a time, there was a person named Doug, who always wanted things their way. One day, their friends got sick of it and locked them in the basement for the rest of their life. Everyone else lived happily ever after. The end.

Doug: I don't like these stories with morals.


Doug: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Caroline: Put spaghetti in it.

Doug: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Peter: Put spaghetti in it.

Doug: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Danny: Put spaghetti in it.

Doug: I am no longer taking suggestions.


Steve: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Eddie: What did you do?!

Steve: NOBODY DIED!

Eddie: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!


Tony: Beth, no.

Beth: Beth, yes.


Wally: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Wally: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*


Eddie: I don't dab. I stab.