Chapter 19: Calm before the storm

Jirou got a message from Yaoyorozu to meet her near the entrance gate. The class president was waiting for her near the limo. Kyoka was ordered to get into the car. Shouji was also sitting in the limousine.

"Wow, these wheels look fancy. Yaomomo must be really wealthy."

"Where are we going?" Mezou asked Momo.

"Nowhere in particular. I just wanted to talk to two you in private."

"This seems excessive. You could have just texted us."

"No, this needs to be said eye to eye."

"Sure, I am all ears." The giant grew ears on all of his arms, causing the girls to smile.

"I want you two to become my lovers" Momo said with a sultry voice.

"WHAT?" Both of her interlocutors screamed in surprise.

"There is no need to yell. I said I want to date both of you."

"At the same time? Isn't that kind of greedy?" The purple haired girl asked.

"I believe I can afford having multiple partners, both emotionally and financially."

"But why us specifically? We aren't even similar." Shouji was still dumbfounded.

"I have a thing for big, strong boys." She glanced at blushing Jirou. "As well as petite, cute girls. Besides, I have a feeling that you like as well."

"Great. First Hagakure, then Midoriya, now Yaomomo. Is everyone in our class so damn horny?" Kyoka rolled her eyes.

"What happens if we refuse?" She asked her rich friend.

"You mean other than angering the heiress of the wealthiest family in Japan? Nothing at all." Raven haired girl smiled innocently.

Mezou and Kyoka looked at each other nervously. The former remembered how she acted during the battle trial. Something about Momo felt off, but he wouldn't want to get on her bad side. There was an angle he could try.

"Yaoyorozu-san, I don't think I deserve to be your boyfriend. I come from a rural background and my quirk makes my face hideous. You, on the other hand, are beautiful and rich. Clearly you are out of my league."

Momo burst in hysterical laughter. Her classmates never saw her so emotional before. It was a bit terrifying. Finally, she managed to calm down and wipe tears from the laugh.

"My dear Shouji, I am out of the league for 99.99% of people on this planet. But if I cared about that, I'd be stuck with pretentious snobs as my potential dates. I don't want to limit myself like that. And I can live with my lover having less than a handsome face. So no, this excuse will not work."

To prove her point, Yaomomo quickly swiped off giant's mask and gave him a peck on a cheek, causing him to redden. He swiftly put the mask back on.

"Come on, you two. A chance like this only comes once in a lifetime." Momo blew a kiss towards her friends.

Mezou sighed. Becoming a trophy boyfriend was not on his bucket list, but it seemed like he didn't have much of a choice.

"Well, I guess if you don't mind my face then I don't mind your antics. What about you, Jirou-san?"

After seeing the big man comply, Kyoka decided that she should just accept defeat and flow with whatever Yaoyorozu does next. She could only hope the class president wasn't too perverted.

"Alright, fine." She mumbled.

"Excellent! Now, both of you fall on your knees and kiss my feet!"

"Great. She's even worse than Midoriya's villain impression." Shouji thought.

Both sighed and began to kneel.

"Hey, I was kidding! Guess I should formulate myself better. For now, just fill out these forms for me."

Raven haired girl handed out large, multi page documents full of questions, ranging from favorite tea sorts and allergies to personal schedules and hobbies.

"Take your time. When you are finished, we can dine together. I know a good place nearby. Bills are on me, of course."

After consuming blood, Izuku went towards home. He got a message from Kacchan.

Tsar Bomba: Oi, Deku. We haven't brawled in a while. How about we meet at my place?

Green Devil: Today? May be we should wait until I'm not a vampire?

Tsar Bomba: Do you think I'm scared or something? Get your undead ass over here so I can kick it.

Green Devil: Ok, fine. Just don't complain if I send you to a hospital again. Tell Aunt Mutsuki to prepare something tasty.

"Hey, Mina. You are Izuku-kun's old friend, right?" Hagakure approached alien and space girl.

"Yup. I've known him since we were 4."

"Cool. Um, was he always like this?"

"Like what? Cute? Outlandish? Clever?" Pinky giggled a bit.

"All three, I suppose."

"He's been like this for as long as I can remember."

"Is he single?"

Ashido looked at Uraraka with a teasing smile.

"What are you staring at?"

"Well, you live very close to him, so you should answer this question."

Ochako rolled her eyes.

"Me and Deku aren't dating, okay?"

"So I can try to ask him out?" Tooru jumped in place.

"Sure thing." Ochako looked at green head's hands. They were admittedly pretty smooth.

"But I thought you were into Todoroki-kun?"

"I tried asking him out, but he said his goal is to become the Number One Hero, not chase skirts. What a shame." She pouted.

"Well, if I know anything about Midori, he always finds time to play with girls, he he." Mina instinctively compared her palm to Hagakure's own.

"Really? I didn't expect him to be a Casanova."

"He's full of surprises, that's for sure."

Eternal Darkness: Hi, Izuku. It's me, Dark Shadow. Could you get The World on the phone?

"Ah, hell. This will be awkward."

Green Devil: The World is not at home right now. Killer Queen is speaking.

Eternal Darkness: I haven't seen you before. Please send a selfie.

KQ strikes a pose and makes a photo of itself and Izuku to send it.

Eternal Darkness: You look cute, girl!

Green Devil: I'm not a girl.

Eternal Darkness: But you have "Queen" in the name.

Green Devil: And you have "Shadow" in the name despite being corporeal.

Eternal Darkness: I guess that's fair. Could I and Fumi come and play with you guys? I have never seen another sentient quirk before, so I see you and the others as my kin.

Green Devil: I get enough head ache from World and Crimson.

Eternal Darkness: Pretty please?

Green Devil: Fine. I'll see if we have enough free time today.

"Tenya-san, you are related to the Pro Hero Ingenium, correct?"

"Of course, Asui-san. He is my brother. What of it?"

"Please call me by my first name, kero. My little sister Satsuki is a big fan of Ingenium. Could you ask him to visit our home some day?"

"My brother is a very busy man, but I'll try."

"Thank you. I know I don't sound like it, but I am very happy right now."

"You're welcome."

Izuku went to the support department to ask for improvements in his suit. As he approached the door, the explosion from within the room knocked him away along with the door. This was one of many moments when he wished he had TW or KC, as they easily avoid this misfortune. After pushing away the door, he saw a girl walking towards him. She had pink dreadlocks hair and strange yellow eyes shaped like scopes.

"Hi there! Did you come to discuss support equipment?"

"Uh, yes. My hero suit's protection against UV light seems lacking."

"Lacking? Did you blast yourself with a high intensity ray just to test it?"

"More like someone else blasted me. The girl made a god damn gun just to exploit my weakness."

"Really? Wow, I've got to meet her some time later. As for your suit, I'll look into possible improvements. No promises though, especially if the girl in question advances her own arsenal. If we are lucky, my invention may not explode in your face."

"Should I be concerned?"

"I am not concerned at all."

"Shouldn't we be discussing this with Power Loader?"

"He is busy, but don't worry. I'll let him know about your request."

"Thanks, I'm Izuku Midoriya by the way. Pleasure to meet you."

"Mei Hatsume. Now, I need to return to my babies."

"What?" Green head was taking aback.

"She smells awful, probably because she disregards hygiene for work." Vampire concluded.

"I bet her hands are greasy and slimy. Eu!" Killer was disgusted.

"She reminds of me of a certain doctor. He too was passionate about his work to a fault." Ex-boss added.

Being a class vice president wasn't as awesome as Midoriya imagined it would be. Most of the time it just meant doing paperwork and attending meetings. That last part was even worse because he had to regularly meet up with Kendou, since she was president of 1B. Alongside her was an annoying blonde with a flair for dramatic, Neito Monoma. Both he and Yaoyorozu quickly picked up pretty that Itsuka and Izuku try to avoid eye contact and blush in each other's presence. This lead to a rumor that they either dated in the past or are dating in secret. Coupled with some other rumors it made green head look like a lady killer, much to DIO's amusement. Midoriya was hoping that full truth would remain hidden.

Momo and her dates were sitting at a restaurant. At first Kyoka and Mezou were hesitant to order anything because of ridiculous prices, but after a frightening stare from their friend they chose something at random and ate in silence. Yaomomo was reviewing their forms in the meantime.

"What do you mean by nothing, Shouji?"

"I mean I'm not interested in material possessions." Giant grew an additional mouth to speak.

"Is this another attempt to make me lose interest in you?"

"No, that's true. It's how I've been raised."

"Well, it is quite annoying. Tell me if you ever change your mind. Now, onto you, Jirou."

Earphone girl shifted her attention from the table to the speaker.

"You like to play music a lot?"

"Yeah."

"Do you plan to make a career there?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"I'm not good at it."

"I need to make sure. We'll be going to your home later so I can gauge your talent."

"What? Look, I'm really not good at this. Besides, I'm planning to become a hero."

"You might be severely underestimating yourself due to low self esteem. A fresh perspective is necessary in cases like that. And besides, there are many heroes who do things on the side for ratings or other purposes. Trying certainly wouldn't hurt."

"What am I going to tell my parents about this? About you? We've only been a thing for a few hours."

"Tell them I am your potential producer, and that you are madly in love with me." Yaomomo smiled at Kyoka's annoyance.

"And what if they don't approve of you?"

"I'll make them change their minds."

"You are a real pain in the ass, you know that?" Jirou spat out.

"Better get used to it, my love."

"Can you please keep me out of this musical thing?" Shouji pleaded.

"Of course. We can have our personal date some other time."

After the musician and mutant finished their meals, the trio went back into the limo.

"After reviewing your documents, I've come up with optimal dating schedules that shouldn't get in the way of training, studying or other important events. Some of them will be for two, others for all three. I'll send the schedule to our little group chat. I'm not going to disclose our relationship to our classmates, but you can try it. Anyone got questions?"

"Are you planning to coerce more people like this?"

"Possible but unlikely. I don't have enough free time for that."

"Do I have to date Shouji as well?"

"Only if you want to."

"I'll pass. No offense, big guy, but you are just not my type."

"None taken."

"Why are you doing ALL of this?" Mezou turned to Momo.

"Because I always get what I want, and right now I want you." She let out a small laughter.

Author's note: Next up is USJ attack.