Hi all! I am VERY stumped for ideas, so I have decided to put your characters in the stories. If you would like me to do so, I will need the following:

-Name.

-Appearance. (Hair, body shape ect.)

-Any distinctive marks or so.

-A catchphrase. (If they have one.)

This won't be a great chapter. The whole Skulduggery series belongs to our Golden God, Derek Landy.

I.S.

P.S. This is set about a month after the last chapter! (BOOK THREE SPOILER!)

Ghastly looked at him with utmost pity and concern.

"I have something for you. Val asked me to give it to you if..." He trailed off, handing the letter to Skulduggery.

Dear Skulduggery,

I had hoped it wouldn't have come to this, but it has.

I wrote this about four weeks after the whole Faceless Ones fiasco, in case something happened to me. And obviously something has happened. Or you're looking through my things. If so, put it back or you'll get a solid whacking from me.

Anyways. If something DID happen to me, I would like you to do the following: say thank you for the letter. I know you didn't. Then, when you've finished reading, bring Ghastly to my grave or whatever you did with my remains, and tell him everything. Yes, Skul, I mean everything, about us, your life, everything. He'll undoubtedly understand.

Lastly, go to Gordon's. Well, it's yours now, but... Anyway, go to Gordon's, climb through the window, (because doors are for people with no imagination,) and the first CD and make pizza. Just do it. After that, do not think about me once.

I love you. I wish it didn't have to end like this.

Love, your Valkyrie Cain.

Skulduggery knew that if he could cry, he could make a river.

"Thank you for the letter. I was instructed to bring you somewhere, so if you'll join me?"

xXx

Later that night, after Ghastly had been dropped home, Skulduggery did as Valkyrie's letter had said.

He took out the CD, and looked at the cover. It was plain, and had writing on the inside of the cover. 'Me and Skul.'

Oh dear god.

He cautiously put the CD into place, and pressed play. 'Me and Mrs. Jones' played softly through the speakers, and Skulduggery started to roll up his sleeves. He walked toward the kitchen, and began making the pizza.

xXx

China was reading a book when the door bell rang. She took note of the page number, snapping it shut. The bell rang again, and she sighed.

"Coming, coming," She said as she pulled open the door. Before she knew it, she was up against the wall, and a gun was pressed to her head.

"i know it was you. But I don't care for an explanation or an excuse. I came here with murder on my mind, and that's exactly what I'm going to do." Skulduggery pulled the trigger, and China crumpled to the floor. Skulduggery smiled to himself, shutting the door behind him.