Who Is Cordy Mimiose?

A question that every Hogwarts student has asked atleast once in their life. A name around which countless myths and legends have sprung. An idea of revolution and resolve. A force of nature and un-nature.

The legend goes like this.

When the Universe was born, it's cosmic fingers finally counting down to zero, that dark, blank, emptiness making way for light and noise, he was there, waiting to say Hello.

The myth goes like this.

When Merlin was given the Order Of Merlin, First Class for Outstanding Achievement In Magic, he was there among the crowd, clapping and cheering, hooting and howling.

The story goes like this.

When Hogwarts was built, it's bricks laid, it's magic made, he was there, waiting to enlist as the first student. And he was there to enlist himself as the most famous teacher too.

And more and more and more and more stories follow. Details differ, tales differ, times differ. Yet one thing remains the same, Cordy Mimiose existed. Once, twice, thrice or more, unclear, but he did exist.

And the truth? Well, it goes like this...

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