Episode 1: SOS Ide
Written/conceptualized by: Thenewbiewriter2000
Edited by Trung
[France, Paris]
"Look at that darling, le Eiffel Tower magnifiqsento (What the actual fuck man? That ain't French or fancy)" A man said looking up to the MASUCLINE Eiffel Tower (The Eiffel tower is shaped like a pp lol) "Hmmm yes my Francois it's so great, but I am also feeling something else in me (Yeah bro read more smut and one day you can write a good romance story)" "Oh~ My Cornélie" under the embrace of the full moon hanging over the Eiffel tower (Gag) the 2 embrace each other in a kiss (Jesus at least make it gay so we can't make fun of it) "Look my darling! A shooting star, the goddess Venus must be blessing our love!"
(Yeah that comment was somewhat desperate and you're straight)
BANG
"Kya~ Our tower! Its tip was blown off~!" the girl shouted as many France citizens looked in fear/horror as the tip of the Eiffel Tower was torn off by a streak of light. As many scramble to take a picture or call the authorities. No one noticed the object that struck down the tower itself moving away…
CREAK, VRRRGGR (Enjoy these sound effect?)
A metallic hand stretch out to part the rubble and debris – the metal turning red under it grip before being melted into a slag.
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[Boot up…]
[Restarting]
[Bio Eigenweapon Model 'Ultimate Lifeform' Attack/Reconbot]
[Designation B.E.M.U.L.A.R]
[All system – 99.89% functionality – analyzing – damage sustained]
[Origin: Planet Nociospherical suppression system – Continuous damage detected]
[Resolving: Iteration 30 420 238 423 – Activating suppressors – Activating S.P.E.A.R – Planetary Nociosphere withdrawn (5% instability inflicted)]
[Mission directives]
[Locate Model Velber scout ship 01, 02, 03]
[Return to ERROR]
[Data corrupted]
[Analysis – unknown – continue directive – contact Motherboard for inquiry]
And so it flew away into the night sky
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(Didn't expect that did you?)
[Outside of Gaia reality marble, Land of Shadow]
Lady Scáthach 'rest' inside her castle – by training – she may be a God slayer (or goddess in some celtic lore) but that does not mean that she can slack off from training, or at the very least keeping herself combat ready as she seems to no longer improve that much inside this realm.
"Will I ever die… Will I ever meet someone who can give me that end?" she muses for the nth time in her… Eternity – it has been so long since someone or something other than some ghost pass by these lands. She can't help but despair a bit as she swings her 2 training spears around.
BOOM
Suddenly she felt it… SOMETHING (Did you call? Oh sorry) crashing down inside the land of shadows. The castle rumble as the wall cracks – and when she rushed outside… All she can see is a crater, the dust still rising when suddenly
"SHUWATCH!"
Scáthach ready her war paint and her 2 most powerful spears Gáe Bolg (Gay bulge hehe) Alternative when suddenly
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"Ah… How do I fly again?"
[POV switch]
... Someone tell something that his delivery method sucks (ok – hey something, be more gentle next time! Ok!) but wow, that landing was so bad – why could I not stick it? I have been practicing the superhero landing for so long, but when I tried to position myself I just kept flailing around.
As Ide looked around he tried to get up only to feel that his body seems heavier than usual, and his limbs seems to be made out of jello… 'Am I heavier now… wait' As Ide tried to get up he fell down once more, crawling up to his knees, he sees that his limbs seems to… bigger, more muscular 'Did something give me a growth spurt?' Ide said as he got used to his new body, slowly getting up and taking in his surrounding… Not much as the fall scattered dust in the air. 'Hope I didn't damage anything impor- why is there a hole in the sky?'
In the sky (?) was a crack - like someone broke part of the glass on the window. That was probably what softened the impact as peering outside was… A void – a void that has a few dots sprinkled in it and a streak of light that run across nothingness… Well let see if I can fly now.
Raising my hands into the sky (Like Ultraman) - "SHUWATCH!"… a second pass… 2 second pass… 3 second pass…
'how do you fly?' I tried thinking like Superman and Skyrider flying through the sky "Ah… How do I fly again?" hm… Let just jump for now – I am confident I can make it.
Crouching down like in one of those P.E test, I summoned every single ounce of strength I believed I had as I felt power coursing through my muscles and
CRACK
Had Ide looked back – he would have seen a woman in a leotard arriving at his location… And Newton 3rd law being broken.
[POV switch]
"… Well… That was interesting – we will meet again Outer one" Scáthach said as she looks at the 'sky' heals itself
[POV switch]
"AAAAHAAHAHAHAHAH!" Ide screamed at the top of his lung as he reached unimaginable speed, no friction to stop him and no way to control himself as he flew through the cosmos 'stop stop stop! I am about to pass through whatever that beam of light is… or collide with it!'
It's getting closer… It's huge (That's what we all wanted her to say lol)
It's… beautiful (Not really, a bit flat for me)
It's like when I first saw Geats IX (That… a pretty apt description for what the First can do)
It's so close I can feel it… Something please stop me
It's - 'OW!'
Ide mentally screamed as he collided with the ROOT (and there goes my break) bending it before he enters it like the terminator plunging into lava... It burns all over.
(Welp time to deal with some paper work and try to fix this mess. Jesus... Jesus!? I need help!)
[Sol system, 1996]
"WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" In the darkness of space, Ide screamed as his voice reach across the solar system as he circles the entire sun, embracing its scorching heat. Before he turned around and saw it… Earth.
'Is this… The planet I was born in?' Despite seeing the Earth on books so many time, he has never saw it this far away… So insignificantly small and yet it's the place he was born in… Earth, a miracle where he was born and raised as a human… And now he shall protect it as an Ultraman.
'If only I can stop circling this damn sun' Ide mentally muttered, but how? How can he fly? That must be the only solution? Maybe reaching enlightenment? Well lets meditate and try to calm down
Humming to himself, Ide tried to break away from the 108 temptations as he ejected himself out of the noosphere to become a multi-layered concept of serenity and peace. Cleansing himself of the 7 sins of mankind by filling his soul with an overflow of virtues. He looked deep within himself and ask... What am I even doing?
'Is it working? (Nope it's not) oh thank you something, I can tell that it's not… Wait… you were with me the whole time? (Yep, I was) and you didn't tell me how to fly?'
(Eh… Whoops? Anyway kid listen if you want to fly just focus your smart atoms using your bio-electric field into ignoring all the fundamental forces from the 10th dimension to create a false nothingness sphere so you can propel yourself via creation of your own kinetic force)
"I am sorry but I didn't get… any of that"
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($% # ^$*$^{'\||/^)
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(Just fucking fly – like just imagine yourself flying ok? It's called idealism. If you want to fly, just fly)
"Ah… Urm ok" Ide said as he closed his eyes and… imagined himself flying – like Superman or any other DC superhero soaring through space.
The surface of the sun parted as a wave of plasma shot out from behind Ide – said person accelerating off into the distance – Approaching the Earth at speeds fast time could not catch up…
"Wait how do I stop? And how do I land?" but by the time those thoughts formed, it was already too late.
[Fuyuki city, 1996]
BOOM!
"Sorry Mr mountain!" at least I managed to veer off from the big one… Ide thought to himself looking at the 'former' mountain, missing it caps as it slides down… Standing in what was once a forest Ide looked around the scorched landscape
'Ok what a great start to this adventure, mooou~, at least it's not that bad? I mean I am still not noticed by the public and I can make a quick getaway-'
Clang
What the!? Turning around from where that sword came from Ide saw… a man with a delinquent look in gold armor – hundreds of portals shimmering in the air as weapons came out of them
"Hey listen sir! I didn't mean to-" Ide started but suddenly raised his hand to block more swords and halberd from crashing into him, a shockwave produced everytime he blocked them
'Who the hell is -'
[POV switch]
'This mongrel' Gilgamesh, survivor of the 4th grail war thought to himself. One moment he was just enjoying himself in his new garden, thinking about how to prune the diseased flowers and rejuvenate it when he felt a trespasser – something that should not exist enter it. An Outer God but… human, 'Why haven't that damn counter force killed it yet or send something to destroy it?' Gilgamesh thought to himself as he sees the Being of light block some of the strongest (At least by other mongrel standards) noble phantasm being launched at supersonic speed with no effort. "Hmph… Mongr- Being of light – prepare yourself for this king will not tolerate an interloper" Gilgamesh, king of heroes said "I am Gilgamesh! King o-" "Wait like the Eternal movie?" Ide interrupted but Gilgamesh got pissed "You dare to disrespect the king!?"
[POV switch]
'This is NOT how I plan to spend my day' Ide said as he dodged the weapons – halberds, spear, swords, thousands of arrows, dodging them, some landed on his skin but none did it ever pierce. 'I can't be on the passive! I need to go on the offence… But I need to stop this continuous barrage! Wait… would it even hurt? NO! Don't be stupid! I can't get arrogant like the Turtle Gurongi!' Ide said as he decided to rush towards Gilgamesh. Bobbing and weaving like he seen on those American boxing channels '!' Ide noticed a sword heading towards him and slid under it, bending his knees to lengths he never knew he had and when he was sure he was safely through it, he stretched out his legs and turned his body back. His fingers barely caught the sword handle as he repositions his waist to cut down a spear heading for his head.
"MONGREL! YOU DARE SULLY THIS KING TREASURE!" Gilgamesh shouted as he took a sword and charged at me – Ide hastily raised his own sword – only to widen his eyes as it was destroyed. Jumping away Ide rolled back as he looked at Gilgamesh - who was charging towards him with another sword - Ide hurriedly raised his own hand, but something was bugging in his mind
"ULTRA BARRIER!" CLANG "!" Ide (and Gilgamesh though he hid it well) were surprised when a barrier of light appeared in front of him… Pushing Gilgamesh away Ide realized something 'If I can access Ultraman abilities in human form then…' "ULTRA TELEKINESIS" it worked Gilgamesh was being pushed back. But Ide suddenly felt an insurmountable weight on his shoulder, like he was carrying a heavy backpack... 'Mental capability! Telekinesis is like using weights on my mind! I can't use Telekinesis forever… Hang on… Didn't I create an Ultra suit? But where is it?'
Before Ide could ask he already knew the answer… Reaching into his pocket he found a strange yet familiar object… The Beta Capsule (Shin Ultraman)
Raising it to the sky - with a press of a button –
Twang
Instantly Ide was surrounded in a set of armor and he can… It's like a blind person seeing for the first time, realizing you're missing out on so many thing. The Hud display lit up
{Name: Hoshino Ide
Age: 14 (mental)/17 (Biological)
Species: Photogenic Human/Ultra hybrid
All capability at 100% - Minor mental fatigue detected - resolving - Mental fatigue erased
Threat entity: Gilgamesh detected (Analysis from Akashic records: Star level threat [Maximum])}
"Who… are you" Gilgamesh asked… is that fear?
"I am… ULTRAMAN" Ide responded
[POV switch]
Gilgamesh knew, he knew that a single touch from him, could end him. His armor, it seems to actively destroy magic around him – very slowly but Gilgamesh can feel his own spirit core degrading being near him… Well he does have 1 conceivable way to win – but he need time
"Come Vimana!" Gilgamesh screamed as he… Flew in the opposite direction
"! What hey" Ide shouted as the ship flew away – Ide ran after it, but the Vimana flew at the speed of thought… Ide grumbled as he crouched down on the ground and took off to the sky.
Chasing after Vimana was easier than he thought – after all it's so shiny you can't lose it – Just that you gotta dodge the literal NUKES coming off of it. Ide has only seen a nuclear bomb on tapes before but this is something else. It didn't hurt him, but what about the people below? Realizing this Ide begun to fly above Vimana just to be safe - and begun to actively absorb the radiation coming from the nukes.
(Speaking of that – Pov switch)
Ah yes… Fuyuki city – a land famous for its gas explosion, Mapo Tofu and creepy church… Just a normal day - and there is a sky battle going on. So what does a bunch of people who went through the horror of war do when they see 2 UFO in the skies exchanging nuclear bombs? Take pictures and call the media cause why not? Some certain families are worrying their ass off trying to contain the situation whilst contacting the Clocktower/Vatican whilst a certain worm is in hiding like a pussy
(Ok back to the fight)
"Spacium kouri- wait why am I shouting out my attacks!?" Another saw hit Vimana as the last wing went down… Ok you golden bastard let see where you are no… Wait where is he? Even my Ultra-vision can't dete… It was too late "Enuma Elish!" I turned around to see a beam that rips through space itself as I hurriedly flew back to avoid it – Putting my hand in a + formation I summon every ounce of energy I can muster in that moment for a Spacium ray.
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(Beam struggle)
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The sword that has seen the truth of creation vs Humanity imagination clash with each other – non overpowering the other as a rand of negative force form in the center - bolts of residual energy and anti matter spurt off from the mere impact. Ide was confident he could win as he is on the left side of the beam attack, and statistically speaking, all the beam/kick struggle performed by Ultraman and Kamen Riders are most likely to succeed if not receive a boost in attack. (Technically speaking, in some spectator perspective you're on the right side) 'Oh... Can you make those people perspective change? Like mirrored in a way?' (Listen, there is no viable reason that being on the left side guarantee victory, I mean I suppose a p-) 'Just do IT!'
(Ok fine, something said as he flipped the perspective of a few people) 'thanks'
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(Kamen Rider Ex-Aid OST – Trust me)
Looking at the beam clash from the sky – I saw something – the energy backlash from the beams… It's striking down on the city below…
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It killed someone…
THIS CANNOT GO ON ANYMORE
Immediately I canceled the beam struggle as I flew back as fast as I can as the beam chased toward me. Reeling my leg back I position my self for a flying kick, whilst absorbing all the energy into the armor
[POV switch]
"HAHAHAHA! Yes MONGREL! It turns out your humanity was the reason I won hahahah!" Gilgamesh smiled gleefully as he watched the light envelop the mongrel. In the end a mongrel will always be a mongrel, and nothing more…
'Why is EA getting weaker? No… The beam is approaching me… IT's approaching me – The being of light – it's absorbing EA – but how!? This can't be!' Gilgamesh thought as the last thing he saw was a flaming kick approaching him.
[POV switch]
'One more push… HAAGAAGAGAHAG' Ide shouted as he reached out his feet connected with EA and it was dented on the tip where his leg connected.
"HAAAAAAAAAH!" spinning around he let it all out on behalf of that man – he will grief for him later but now HE WILL GIVE HIM PAYBACK "ULTRA CORKSCREW KICK" . At that moment EA was twisted as it was melted into a slug, Gilgamesh hands trembled as he let goes of it - allowing for Ultraman feet to connect with him. At that exact moment, his entire being (both body and saint graph Mysterium remember?) were utterly evaporated into non existence. Ide slid on the ground as a massive amount of dust rose up, as he stood up, he walked over to the remains of EA and held it within his hand as he squeezed it until it eventually turn into a slag of metal.
Ide stood there panting – not out of physical needs but mentally 'I did it… Even though I have watched Ultraman Ace, Kamen Rider Amazon and Garo… It feels different… Witnessing death'. He acknowledged that what ever he killed was definitely not human so much as a clump of energy that was condensed into human form like the Phantoms, and that he himself was physiological prepared that he might have to take a human life. After all, he didn't just go in to this blindly expecting to be innocent by the end, all Kamen Riders had to make a decision at one point. Ide looked behind him to see a group of people just standing there, too scared to do anything really. 'Oh yeah, I don't want to be like Gavv or Geed so lets do this now' Ide straighten his back, as the people stepped back in fear, and gave them a Kuuga thumbs up. After a minute or so he rose his hand up into the sky "Shuwatch" and flew away into the distance.
(Ending theme: Kaettekita Ultraman - RIP Jiro Dan in the land of light)
(Alright! And that's a wrap folks!)
1. Yep you saw that right... Ide fucked Gilgamesh hard. Now to be fair, Captain Marvel couldn't bend Mysterium so it make sense, not only that but Gilgamesh did have a non-zero chance of winning had Ide continued with the beam o clash.
2. I edited this over as a bunch of things were very inconsistent with one another, streamlined the fight scene a bit and yes, some of you may be aware what a eigenweapon is (hint 6820)
3. I decided to deviate from the OG storyline that Newbie made and do a few things I.E introducing our allies. Originally, Ultraman was a lone hero who carried the weight of humanity hope on his back until much later. But now he will have a bunch of allies (6 for now.)
I have already made one of them that I am confident enough I won't change
Jackie Welles
He will have a modified origin to fit into my AU of course but will be very much similar to his counterpart in Cyberpunk 2077
4. Originally Newbie wanted to have half the town massacred from the collateral damage alone, I decided to make it only 1 guy. I mean he kept saying 'The more suffering = the more OP. Look at Gaim, he suffered and was treated like shit by the writers. He is now a literal Fruit God' and 'Pain is power!'. In fact the last one nearly becomes this fanfic tagline until I wore him down enough to not do it. Yeah no, at that moment the suffering won't become meaningful if there is no number or emotional weight attached to it.
Ide won't suffer as much but he will still be on par with Gaim or Ultraman Leo in term of suffering.
On the topic of Fanfic Tagline I got a few
"From a distant universe, here he comes our Ultraman!"
"For Humanity, For Others, For Myself"
"I will be the hero"
"A real man always stand back up"
"Never surrender"
I am planning to finalize results next week.