Disclaimer: I don't own bleach
Warning: Rated M for dark and sexual themes. Don't read if you're a light hearted reader
Well, here's the next chapter. Hope everyone enjoys it.
The next day, Ichigo was walking back to the room Uryu was staying in to see what he was up to, when the boy turned the corner he was stopped by something seemingly running into him.
"Oh sorry." He calmly said while backing away from the person he hit.
"No, that's quite alright."
Ichigo's casual and apologetic demeanor quickly warped to one of immense discomfort as he identified the one he was talking to.
Soi Fon collected herself and looked up at Ichigo while offering a confident and prideful smile.
"Ichigo. I didn't realize it was you. Would you like to come and train with me?"
Between the horrifying revelation of her Shikai's abilities and mix of guilt, lust, and embarrassment he felt over watching her have sex with Yoruichi, Ichigo was quick to frantically wave his arm in denial of the request while walking past her.
"No! That's ok! Thanks for the offer but I have something to take care of!"
The Captain was a bit confused as she looked at the orange haired boy.
"That was weird. Did I do something to offend him?" She said to herself.
The woman thought back to their exhilarating sparring match and compared it to her childhood before shrugging.
"Nah. There's nothing wrong with me."
After having visited Uryu and finding Orihime there as well, he hung out with the two, and then later on, Ichigo trained a little with Renji before finally making his way to the dining area while salivating at the thought of filling his empty stomach.
He headed into the backroom where they kept all their condiments and counters for food prep and proceeded to make himself a sandwich.
"I really worked up a sweat. Renji's gotten a lot stronger... Still not as scary as Soi Fon."
"Oh? You think I'm scary?"
The orange haired boy jumped a mile into the air with a panicked scream while shakily turning around where he saw Soi Fon with a smug grin on her face, apparently taking the description as the highest of compliments.
"Soi Fon?! What brings you here?!" He nervously inquired.
Soi Fon offered a firm glare.
"Listen, I let it slide due to the combative and informal nature of yesterday's session since we don't know each other well, but there is a good chance you'll be promoted into the soul society as a proper member one day."
Ichigo was taken aback by this information as he wanted to thank her for her kind words but the now stern captain held a hand out to silence him.
"For that reason, I must insist you show me some respect. It is Captain Son Fon. Go on, say it."
The boy stood there while grimacing in discomfort, he didn't really feel like using such uptight honorifics to address acquaintances.
Sensing some hesitation and possibly even insubordination, Soi Fon rolled her eyes in annoyance while grabbing the handle of her zanpakuto and activating her shikai while raising it up.
"Oh?! Captain! I'm sorry! I was never one for formalities but if you insist then I'd be happy to go along with the rules." Ichigo said while sweating bullets and raising his hands defensively with an awkward smile.
Soi Fon's cold and scrutinizing glare faded as she let out a soft smile. She placed a hand on the boy's shoulder causing him to let out an embarrassingly feminine yelp while closing his eyes.
"Now Ichigo. Since we got the rules out of the way, I can't help but notice that you're done hanging out with your friends, how about we go train?"
"NO!"
The captain was quick to take offense as she looked at him with a brow raised.
"What if it was an order?"
"I would have to decline. I'm not a member of the Soul Society yet and even if I was, it is not my obligation to train under one who is not my own personal commander." Ichigo said while doing everything he could not to cower before the woman.
Soi Fon was visibly displeased, she clearly hoped that such a sentiment would work to entice him into compliance.
"Not entirely accurate... but fair enough. I will ask again later though. You wouldn't want your blade to rust, right?"
Ichigo shook his head no, at the end of the day she wasn't wrong about that.
"You know I'm feeling kind of tired actually. I'm gonna return to my room and take a nap. Thankyou though, Captain!"
Yet again, Soi Fon was left to look on in confusion as Ichigo ran out of the room. She looked over at the bread and lettuce he was gonna use to cook up some lunch.
'If he was gonna waste it anyways, I might as well put these to good use.'
Ichigo ran through the halls and back to his room, lucky enough not to encounter Kenpachi again as he closed the door while falling against it and clenching his head in guilt.
'I don't know whether that woman terrifies me or turns me on more.' He thought to himself in despair.
As he lamented his fearful state of mind, it became harder to get his mind off of Soi Fon as the injuries she gave him started to act up again thanks to his frantic running to escape from her.
He shook his head and stood up while tumbling into his bed and clenching his head in frustration.
'Maybe... some sleep will actually do some good.'
Deciding to actually try and rest, Ichigo pulled the top half of his robe off and closed his eyes and rolled over before sighing as he eventually drifted off to sleep, completely oblivious to the ever observant Soi Fon sitting in his windowsill watching him like a hawk.
After a good few minutes she covered her mouth while concentrating deeply on the sleeping boy.
'His physique isn't half bad... And seeing all those bandages.'
Soi Fon softly giggled while licking her lips as she saw a bit of dry blood on the bandage wrapped around his stomach.
Knowing full well that it was imperative that she make her appeal, Soi Fon went to see the Head Captain.
Yawn
Ichigo slowly sat up while stretching and pulling his arm over his head.
"How was your nap, Ichigo Kurasaki?"
"Aaauuuhhhh?!"
He yelped while jumping a foot off the bed as he saw an unwelcome visitor sitting on his floor with her legs crossed.
"Soi Fon?! Why are you here?!"
Much to Ichigo's horror, she flash stepped over to him while holding suzumebachi to his neck.
"What was that?"
"Captain! How may I be of service?!"
The woman grinned while pulling away and plopping down on Ichigo's broad and bruised stomach causing him to huff in pain.
She reached up towards her breasts before pulling something out of her bra and handing it to Ichigo.
Ichigo opened the letter while looking over its contents.
"What?! You can't do this! I need to get back home sooner rather than later!"
Soi Fon naturally couldn't be compelled to offer a sympathetic look, instead just stoically looking down upon him with her arms crossed.
"Then accept the challenge."
"I don't want to!"
Her gaze narrowed as she heard the fear in Ichigo's voice, she had to resist letting out a moan of arousal as she had a small orgasm in response.
"Why?"
"Because you nearly killed me!"
Soi Fon shook her head in disappointment, his fear may have been erotic but if that alone could be considered an indisputable plus then she would have raped every single member of the punishment force already.
"Ichigo, I really enjoyed our last spar. You are a strong man in both skill and character."
The orange haired boy went silent in surprise, a slight blush creeping across his face as he processed those words.
"How about this then? No zanpakuto. Just our fists and feet. Naturally, this will apply to every other foe you face in this little obstacle course of mine."
Ichigo layed back while looking up at her and gulping in nervousness as he saw the fierce look in her eyes.
'She's really adamant about this.'
Soi Fon crossed her arms while patiently awaiting a response, as she did so, the shaking and sweat coming off of Ichigo's body started to make her feel some regret.
'He's completely shaken. Perhaps I should have reigned myself in a bit yesterday.'
"I'll do it!"
She was soon surprised though as Ichigo spoke up while trying his best to regain his composure.
"You aren't going to let me return to the living world unless I humor you. Isn't that right?"
Soi Fon shook her head in affirmation of this with a coy smirk.
"More perceptive than you look, boy. You're just too much fun for your own good."
Ichigo averted his eyes in shame as a part of him hated having accepted the challenge but it was too late to back down now.
"R-Right... w-well... c-can you get off of me?"
His fear shifted towards discomfort as Soi Fon's soft ass rubbed against his chest, it wasn't painful thanks to how light she weighed but that wasn't the problem.
The woman chuckled dryly while gently rubbing his chest.
"I think I'll stay here for a few minutes. Surely, you don`t mind?" She said while holding up her suzumebachi.
"Oh! No! That's fine with me Captain!" He nervously and awkwardly yelled out while waving his arms defensively.
Soi Fon let out a satisfied smirk while putting away her weapon.
In accordance with Lady Yoruichi's advice and her own curiosity, she wanted to come to understand this fascinating and amusing young man even better.
It was rather funny to see him blushing as a tinge of embarrassment flashed throughout his gaze.
"What's the matter, boy? Do you find me attractive? Or are you just the awkward type?"
Ichigo remained silent while reluctantly looking up at her from the corner of his eye.
Every time he looked at her, all he could remember now was the sexual exchange he'd witnessed only a night prior.
'This girl's body, the one that Yoruichi... slept with... is just laying on top of me. What the hell has my life become?'
As time went on, Ichigo grimaced as he felt a new problem rising.
"Huh?!"
Soi Fon scowled in annoyance as Ichigo grabbed her and pulled her into a hug.
"You're braver than I thought, Ichigo Kurosaki. Though, you would be wise to release me this instant."
Swallowing his fear to the best of his ability, Ichigo looked the captain right in the eye and chuckled nervously as he reached over her leg towards his crotch.
"Forgive me Captain... I'm just starting to understand why Yoruichi spoke so highly of you."
"WAIT! WHAT?!"
Ichigo groaned in pain as he had to apply more strength to keep her locked in his embrace lest she accidentally rub against his now inconveniently erect dick.
"You heard me. When I was training with her to achieve bankai, she would not shut up about you whenever it was time to relax."
Soi Fon's murderous glare and equally threatening promise quickly turned into childlike amusement as a giddy smile appeared on her usually stern face and she hugged the boy back with only one woman in mind at that moment.
"Oh My God! Tell me everything!"
Ichigo was taken aback, he figured she would never be ok with this under any circumstances when he grabbed her in such a way but now he couldn't even remember his fear. With the child like innocence in her teary eyed gaze, it felt more like cradling a child in his arms who was heavily interested in a damn good bedtime story.
Alas, it was a lie. Yoruichi might've been fond of Soi Fon, but she only briefly spoke of her as they soaked together in the hot spring, something he would also never tell the simp in his arms.
"She told me you were the most trusted person in her life back when she was still a captain of the soul society."
Soi Fon couldn't tear her gaze from the boy, all she wanted was to listen to every honey laced word he had to offer.
"I heard you guys used to go play in the woods whenever you were off duty, there you'd capture all sorts of insects and make them kill each other."
"Wait, that never happened."
Ichigo gulped in fear as he realized how bad of an idea this was. Who in their right mind would believe a lie someone made up about their own life without ever having met said person?
"Are you sure? Yoruichi told me otherwise... unless... you're doubting her?"
"No! Of course not! That sounds right now that you mention it!" Soi Fon fearfully cried out while clinging to him tighter.
Ichigo looked on nervously while gulping as Soi Fon wrapped her arms tighter around his neck while looking intently at him.
"Keep going. Sing her praises one more time."
The orange haired boy nodded reluctantly while now having fully pushed his arm past her thigh and gently grabbed the hem of his pants.
"She told me that you were also her fiercest training partner. No one could make her break a sweat like the talented Young Soi Fon, she told me."
"Oh Lady Yoruichi! It's True! I'm so great aren't I!"
Finally, things didn't feel so hopeless. The beautiful captain was enamored with what he had to say and as such wasn`t paying attention as Ichigo tucked his painfully hard cock back between his stomach and his underwear.
Unfortunately, this erection was not going to be going away anytime soon so long as he had this beautiful woman in his arms.
"Hey! Tell me more! Did Lady Yoruichi mention anything about what she'd been up to after enduring exile for a century?!" Soi Fon demanded, her anger returning rather quickly much to Ichigo's dismay.
"Oh... uhhh... right... She..."
He went blank, his face flushed red with complete and utter embarrassment as he became hyper aware of the current position they were in.
The Captain naturally only had one thing on her mind and it certainly wasnt the way her soft breasts pushed against his chest or even her erect nipples pushing against his own with only her thin combat attire between and it certainly wasn't the way Yoruichi's favorite perfume of hers wafted through the corner of the room where they were laying, effectively clouding Ichigo's senses ever so slightly and further heightening his arousal.
"Y'know what?! I have an idea! I'll tell you more stories if you can beat me tomorrow!"
Overwhelmed by his panic, Ichigo nervously laughed while flipping Soi Fon onto her back and pulling away while grabbing a white tank top off the foot of his bed and hopping out the window as fast as he could to make sure she wouldn't notice his raging hard on that she did nothing to help sooth.
"Wait! Come back Ichigo! That's an order!"
He didn't listen though, instead jumping onto the roof top while throwing his tank top on as sweat poured down his face as he heard the rising anger in her voice.
"ICHIGO! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW AND FINISH THE STORY!"
As he made his way further along the roof, Ichigo damn near jumped out of his skin as Soi Fon angrily climbed out of the window and jumped up onto the roof tops to pursue him.
"Sorry! I'm kind of tired! I'll tell you later!" He casually hollered back at her.
At this point, Ichigo could practically hear her footsteps cracking the roof tiles in half behind her as he picked up as much speed as he could while frantically looking down at his nether regions.
'Come on! Go down already! What if Renji or Uryu saw me like this?! I'd never like it down!'
"FINE! IF YOU WANNA PLAY IT LIKE THAT THEN I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND WRING IT OUT OF YOU BY FORCE!"
It was safe to say that in that moment, Ichigo remembered his fear and his horny little meat stick finally started to grow flaccid again, ashamed he'd essentially traded one dilemma for another at this point.
He ran as fast as he could while making note of the fleeting space he had left on the roof, it wasn't long before Ichigo was forced to jump down where he found himself near the squad four facilities.
"Oh Ichigo? How are you doi-"
"Sorry! Can't talk right now Hanataro!"
Ichigo quickly pulled open the door leading to the med bay while quietly hopping through the room only to resume his rambunctious sprint once more after he got back into the halls.
Meanwhile Hanataro could only look on in confusion until he heard someone leap down behind him.
"Oh? Captain Soi Fong? Is everything alright?" The humble boy asked.
Soi Fon quickly grabbed him though while holding him up and looking him dead in the eye.
"Kurosaki. Which way did he go?"
"Oh. Right through there and take a right."
"Got it."
With pressing matters to attend to, Soi Fon jumped over towards the door on the other side of the building and yanked it open before following the path that Hanataro had directed her towards.
Utilizing her immaculate speed, Soi Fon reached the end of the hall and looked both left and right before finally noticing a distant speck running outside towards the gates to the rukon district.
"There you are."
Soi Fon snarled while leaping out the window launching herself off a tree before flash stepping several times until appearing right before Ichigo.
"Ahh! How are you so fast?!"
"I have over a century's worth of experience more than you."
She reached out to grab him only to have Ichigo reflexively grab her wrist and push her past him where she stumbled for only a moment while looking back.
"Look, can't we just talk about Yoruichi later?"
"That's Lady Yoruichi to you! And no! You'll tell me what I wanted to hear right now!"
Panicking, Ichigo resumed his course out of the Seireitei as he saw the gate coming into view.
At this point, it wasn't really surprising though as Soi Fon took a deep breath to calm herself down while pulling out her sword and sticking it into the ground.
"Ma'am!"
In a moment, she was surrounded by all of her nearest subordinates ready to follow their next directive.
"Ichigo Kurosaki is trying to escape from the Seireitei. If you see him, you are to notify me immediately. Now get the word out to all members of the punishment force, he is to be brought back alive. Dismissed."
"Yes Ma'am!"
Ichigo saw the gate in the distance and felt a great deal of relief as he'd finally be able to get away from Soi Fon once and for all.
Making a mad dash for the gate, he finally closed the distance while frantically pounding on it.
"Jidanbo! Let me out! Let me out! It's Ichigo! I need to go see Ganju and Kukaku!"
It took far longer than the boy would've liked, but eventually he heard his pleas from the other side.
"Ichigo Kurosaki! Stop in the name of the punishment force!"
He looked back and around him and grimaced as it seemed he now had a multitude of pursuers.
Once the gate was a quarter of the way open, he was quick to roll through the bottom and leap past Jidanbo who briefly looked past him in confusion before letting down the gate with his pursuers on the other side, incapable of giving further chase.
'Can't slow down now. It'd be stupid to underestimate her. This drive. This devotion of hers, it extends well beyond logic.'
Now back in the Rukon District, Ichigo wasted no time getting as far from the Seireitei as he could.
All of the town's residents looked at him in bewilderment as he pushed past a couple of guys and bolted down a thin alley way.
"Sorry bout that! I'm in a bit of a pickle!" He callously shouted back to them before getting deeper into the city.
About ten minutes later, Ichigo could see it in the distance, Kukaku's silly house with the same weird statue like fists holding up a larger banner.
"Sweet! I'm almost in the clear!"
It was so close, the thin wooden planks that floated above the water leading to the other side of the water hole that stood as the last remaining obstacle to safety, if one could even call it that.
"I Got You Now!"
Ichigo's eyes widened in shock as he felt himself being grabbed from the side and pushed into the forest.
He looked down and was positively horrified to find himself being tackled by Soi Fon at high speeds.
"LET GO!"
Right as he was about to clasp his hands together and slam them down into her back, Soi Fon stopped while skidding through the dirt as she pushed Ichigo off of her and slammed him into the nearest tree.
Knowing that he was about as slippery as an eel, the ever vigilant and determined woman jumped on top of him while wrapping her arm around his neck and activating her shikai as she held it against his kidney.
"Now. Elaborate on what you were saying earlier."
Ichigo looked deep into her unyielding and intense gaze while shivering as he felt suzumebachi gently rubbing against his side, ready to penetrate his soft youthful skin at any moment.
"Ok, Ok. Just calm down, please? I promise I won't try and run away again."
Soi Fon glared at the boy in suspicion for a while causing Ichigo's blood to run cold as he desperately hoped she'd get her horrifying zanpakuto away from him.
Eventually though, she'd sigh in resignation while letting suzumebachi revert to its original form and then sheathing her sword behind her.
Neither said a word as Soi Fon looked at him expectantly.
"Alright, now listen closely. A lot has happened in Lady Yoruichi's life between the time she was captain and this moment. So I might miss a few details but I'll do my best to offer an accurate telling of her accomplishments."
The Captain gulped and nodded in intense understanding while looking at him in anticipation.
Yoruichi stood with her back against the wall while shakily panting as she clutched her right arm.
"Give it up, you aren't going to beat me."
"Never say never. I'll find a way. I swear to you on my life." The woman insisted, her spirit never breaking.
A shadow like version of the woman with red eyes, black markings, and pale white skin stood on the other side of the dirt field while bouncing a soccer ball up and down with her foot.
"Wait! So what happened?! Did she win?!" Soi Fon interjected.
"Uuuhhh... yeah... anyways as I was saying..." Ichigo trailed off with a nervous look on his face.
Yoruichi took her place in the center of the field while grimacing as her counterpart lit the soccer ball on fire before launching it at the stunning speeds.
"Nnrrhhh?!"
The woman's eyes widened in shock as she found the ball grinding into her stomach to the point of leaving a multitude of burns and streaks while tearing apart her uniform in the place it hit.
She was pushed several feet back but stood firm while the flaming soccer ball plopped to the ground.
"Not Bad. But it's time I turn things around." She said while clenching her fists in determination.
Her doppelganger let out a amused cackle while leaning forward.
"Bring it on. Filthy Soul Reaper Reject!"
"Awww..."
Yoruichi let out a mischievous and haughty smirk while feigning a hurt look.
"You're gonna make me sad if you keep underestimating me like that."
With all the confidence in the world, Yoruichi activated shunko while kicking the ball from left to right and back between her feet as she charged forward.
"Not Good Enough!"
Sharing this confidence though, her twisted clone tried to kick her away only to have Yoruichi kick the ball past her feet while spinning around to dodge and then lining the ball up and kicking it into the net.
"NOOOO!"
Yoruichi looked back with a smug grin as the clone started to lose its form.
"THIS CAN'T BE! HOW COULD... Y-YOU?!"
The doppelganger lunged at her in fury while sharpening her claws and reaching out towards the former captain but faded into oblivion just as she was about to connect her last desperate strike.
"And that's the story of how Lady Yoruichi won a soccer match in a rather unconventional competition."
Soi Fon scratched her head in confusion while leaning back.
"I... don't know... Seems a bit random and farfetched. What? Was the clone a hollow or something?"
Ichigo once again grew rather fearful as it seemed the captain wasn't buying his tall tale.
"Ichigo, you got quite a few things wrong in that one."
"Huh?"
The two soul reapers looked up and were surprised to find Yoruichi leaning against a tree with an amused smirk.
"It looks like you two have gotten rather... intimate."
Soi Fon looked down and apparently only now registered the awkwardness of such a position as she quickly jumped off of Ichigo while looking back at her mistress and apologizing to her.
"Please forgive me Lady Yoruichi, I did not mean to betray your trust."
"Save it, you know I don`t mind if you decide to have his child."
"Hmm?"
Both Ichigo and Soi Fon blushed profusely at the implication while the orange haired boy stood up while covering his face and looking away.
"Lady Yoruichi?! What has come over you?! I'd nev-"
Yoruichi chuckled while shushing the younger woman with a finger to her lips.
"I saw you running out here earlier, Ichigo. Then I saw you get tackled by Soi Fon. What's up with that?"
"Oh... Uhh... Just... ummm... tr-train...ing?"
Both of the girls looked at him oddly as Ichigo chuckled sheepishly while sweat dripped from his forehead out of nervousness.
"Well, whatever. It doesn't really matter. You`re both here now, so how bout coming and joining Kukaku and myself for dinner?"
"I don`t know about that. I have to get back and wrap up my duties for the day."
Yoruichi smirked while leaning in and putting a finger to the younger woman's chin.
"Soi Fon, surely you can move some stuff around for widdle old me?" She said while feigning puppy dog eyes.
Ichigo watched with a bewildered smile as Soi Fon quickly pulled away from her mistress while turning on her com to relay new orders to her men.
"Call off the hunt for Ichigo Kurosaki. Everyone is free to operate under the assumption that there is no present danger to contend with. Moreover, someone tell Omaeda that he has to tend to my captain responsibilities."
After cutting off communications, Soi Fon looked back at the two while smiling and clasping her hands together in front of her stomach and bowing respectfully.
"Lady Yoruichi. And you as well, Ichigo Kurosaki. I would be honored to accompany you for dinner."
"Perfect!"
Yoruichi turned her back and got ready to head back to the house as Soi Fon was eager to follow.
"Ok, I guess we're doing this." Ichigo muttered to himself while shrugging.
After following the two women back to Kukaku's, Ichigo found himself sitting in a circle eating with Soi Fon on his left and Yoruichi to his right.
"Kukaku, I must say, your cooking is as delicious as ever." Yoruichi said while ravenously chowing down on her bowl of noodles.
"Aww, thanks for sayin so."
The fireworks practitioner laughed while holding up a cup of sake.
Meanwhile, Ichigo and Soi Fon sat quietly while slowly eating their food, both uncomfortable for different reasons.
'How did this happen? I can't get their little tryst out of my head and it just makes this so god damn awkward. You set out to avoid someone and now you're eating dinner with them. How the fuck does that happen?'
Soi Fon would occasionally glance up at Yoruichi while sweating nervously.
'I must act like a proper lady. I'd never be able to live it down if I embarrassed myself in front of Lady Yoruichi.'
Yoruichi scarfed down every single bowl in her quarter of the table while Kukaku looked on in amusement and Soi Fon just meekly nibbled on her food.
Eventually she'd set her bowl down while burping into her hand and looking up.
"What's wrong Soi Fon? You should be eating more than that. I know you must have a bigger appetite than this."
"But Lady Yoruichi-"
The tanned woman looked over at Ichigo who shifted awkwardly the moment she did.
"Same goes for you, Ichigo. I mean, why are we even having dinner if not to enjoy ourselves?"
"Oh... ummm... I-I'm n-not rea...lly... hungry..."
Yoruichi looked between the two while scratching her head in confusion.
"You're both acting weird today, what's gotten into you guys?"
"Nothing!" The two said in unison while trying to insist everything is fine.
Unfortunately, Yoruichi seemed far from convinced by this though as she narrowed her eyes in distaste.
"Fine, I'll eat more if you'll just shut up about it already." Ichigo moodily said while doubling the speed of which he shoved the food down his throat.
"Ahh, that's better"
Kukaku seemed more preoccupied in following her friend's lead while shoveling down the occasional bit of sake in the process as Yoruichi just went back to pigging out too.
Later that night, Ichigo was laying against the floor mat he'd been given in the guest room of Kukaku's place.
'Dammit.'
Frustrated, the boy furiously pumped his cock, unable to get the thought of Yoruichi and Soi Fon out of his mind.
Eventually, he groaned while cumming on his stomach as his mind went foggy for a moment.
The boy then layed back while sighing in bliss as he stared at the ceiling.
"Well, looks like you're having fun."
"Huh?!"
Ichigo jolted up while turning around in shock where he saw a familiar black cat.
"Y-Yoru...ichi?"
The cat circled around him with a mischievous glimmer in its piercing eyes.
As it did, a wave of horror washed over Ichigo like a stormy tide as he realized that there was no telling how long she'd been watching.
"Why are you here?"
Yoruichi scoffed at the question as Ichigo pulled his underwear up.
"This isn't your house. How bold of you to think you're privy to some privacy."
"It's not your house either, you don't have any reason to b-"
As he turned around, Ichigo was shocked to see that the cat had reverted to its human form and was now calmly staring at him with a smile.
Ichigo's face turned red as he turned away furiously.
"Just leave already. Its midnight, I'm not in the mood for your antics."
"Oh Ichigo..."
He tensed up as he noticed her crawling around so that she was no longer out of sight before he soon found her near the other end of his mat.
The look she was giving him was as familiar as it was foreign. Familiar in the sense that it held the same mischief as the look in her eyes when she was training him to release his bankai. Yet foreign in the sense that it was far darker and somehow even more unnerving than any look he'd ever seen on her face. Even weirder still, he could see some kind of twisted affection within her expression.
"I'm not playing games. Not anymore."
Ichigo shivered while subconsciously leaning away until he was damn near just lying down again all while never being able to avert his gaze from her naked form.
Yoruichi slowly creeped closer while licking some of the cum off of his stomach all while never once averting her piercing and lustful glare.
With every passing second, Ichigo's shock, fear, and awkwardness only grew and before he knew it the older woman had him lying flush to the mat with his wrists locked within her grasp.
"Tell me something, Ichigo."
"What is it?" He automatically yet absentmindedly inquired with a lost look on his face.
"Who we're you thinking about just now?"
Ichigo returned to his awkward silence, for obvious reasons, he could not answer that.
"Ichigo."
Even still, he said nothing.
"Ichigo."
Yoruichi was losing her patience now, but he must never find that out, so she kept her calm facade.
"Who did you bust a nut for? Come on, tell the truth."
"I can't take this anymore!"
Much to Yoruichi's shock, Ichigo pushed her off while jumping up and frantically grabbing his clothes while sloppily throwing them on as he bolted out of the room.
Yoruichi watched until he escaped her field of vision, at which point she grumbled while punching a hole in the floor.
"Dammit."
Later that night, it was two in the morning and Ichigo had made it back to the seireitei.
He wearily looked up at a wall before jumping up and laying against the connected archway that made up one of the many gates within the soul society.
'This will have to do for a place to sleep. I don't want to impose upon anyone at this hour.'
And that's the chapter.