In the middle of someplace cold, icy, and snowy in the human world, a portal from an Asmodean Crystal opens up, as Dean and the rest of IMP jumped down and into the snow, as he looks around and spoke oht at this.
"...okay, what the fuck?"
Dean said, as he is walking...in Antarctica. He and the others has gotten a contract from an unknown client. Apparwntly, the client talked about some 'man-eating beast' that is an Antarctica, and the group decides to pay for this one. Dean looks around, and while the other Imps are shivering from the cold, oddly enough, Dean is still fine, even though he is wearing clothes not made for this place. Loki appeared next to Dean, wearing a scarf, winter coat and a winter hat and boots, and spoke out at the sight.
"Okay, I get that this has to take place in somewhere snowy, but seriously...at least give us a place that doesn't involve snow and slippery ice."
Dean nodded, as Blitzø spoke out to Dean.
"How the fuck are you not cold from this, you asshole? Christ on a stick, I'm freezing my little red cock off! Where is that thing supposed to be?"
Dean looks around and shrugged, as Millie then spoke out to Blitzø.
"The client said it was near the research station."
Moxxie, looking behind Blitzø and noticing something, then points behind him and spoke out.
"Th-th-th-that research station?"
Dean and everyone turned to look, as they see at what appeara to be the McMurdo station, or at least one of the many buildings of that station. Dean looks at this and narrowed his eyes, the doors opening and closing slightly, as Dean spoke out.
"Hah...never thought I would actually go to oje of the most important places humanity made."
Loki looks at this, as he spoke out.
"In spite of how batshit mad humans have now become."
Dean nodded his head, as the Imps and Dean walk up to the building. Dean went ahead of them, due to not feeling cold, as the Imps shivered a bit. Dean looks around, and goes up the steps, as wind blew on his face and the wind waved his hair a bit. He goes up the steps and Moxxie cannot help but feel like this hunt is going to bite them in the asses, as he spoke out.
"Oh crumbs. That can't be good."
Dean paid no attention to that, as he goes and opeks the door, and when he did, Dean is met witn a horrific sight before his eyes.
"Holy shit. Right on that one, Moxxie. That does not look good at all."
Inside of the station, human bodies are all over the floor, and it looks fucking insane. They look like they had to been ripped apart, guts spilling all over the place, as their corpses have a look of unbridled horrific agony present on their faces, as Loki spoke out.
"Oh fuck, that is not something that humans can do!"
Dean nodded, as Moxxie looked shocked at this, and spoke out at the sight before his eyes.
"What happened here?"
Moxxie cannot help but ask, as Millie checked onto an dead old man, and she spoke out at this.
"These guys were torn to shreds. I've seen Wrath b-b-b-beasts less brutal than this."
Moxxie, seeing this, then responds back.
"What and/or who could've done this?"
Dean looked down at this, as he spoke out.
"Definitely something not by human hands, which is really saying something, considering what the are like so many times."
As he spoke out, a noise was heard outside.
"Raaaaarrrgghhh!!!"
Dean flinched at the sound that had suddenly appeared, as did the rest of the imps, as Blitzø looked to see what senes to be the source of the attack. Dean looks as well and he notices that it seems to be a large seal of some sort, as Blitzø spoke out.
Blitzo: Uh, that, probably. Okay, Moxxie, get up top, Millie, cover the entrances, I got it here.
Moxxie nods as he gets on top of the building and into position, before ge spoke out
"Yes, sir."
Dean looked a bit unsure, as Moxxie scopes in and sees a giant leopard seal rushing towards them, and Blitzø spoke out to Moxxie.
"Y-you got him, Mox?"
Moxxie nodded his head, readying the rifle, as he then spoke out.
"Yes sir."
Blitzø smiled a bit and nodded his head, as he pumped his fist a bit.
"Sweet, let's turn him into some SWISS cheese!"
Blitzo starts firing at the monster, but fails to hurt it significantly. Moxxie misses the first shot, but takes a deep breath, as Dean looked at the sight and hears the animal's roars, and as he did...he hears its tone, and realizes thst it is not roars of savagery. It's of pain and fear. Dean raised his hand and spoke out.
"Wait!"
Dean made the guns vanish, as he then spoke out.
"That's not the one that did this!"
This made the Imps stop, as Blitzø spoke out.
"Dean, have you lost your fucking mindass of something?!"
Dean, however, did not listen to the Imp, and instead walked up to the seal, which began to slow down, as the seal whimpers a bit. And when that happened, the imps got a good look at it, and they saw what Dean meant by that. The seal's back had been torn, exposing its muscle fiber and its spine, and it's tail looked like it had been bitten. Millie looks at it, and she sees what he meant by that.
"Holy shit, Look at these marks. There are too big for our bullets to be made. And look here..."
She lifted a piece of the seal's flesh, which made it roar in agony, as she spoke out 2 words that made the group realize that they got the wrong one.
"Bite marks."
Dean looked a little sad at the seal, as he spoke out to it.
"Hey, it's alright little guy. Here."
He caressed its face, and the wounds that are on the seal began to be healed. More flesh grew, as it weaved and merged with the other ends, healing the animal back to its orignal self. The seal barled a bit and licks Dean on the face, as if to say one thank you to him, before he slid away, with Dean sensing it went into an ocean of some sorts, as Blitzø spoke out, realizing that their job is not done yet.
"Sh-sh-sh-shit!"
Moxxie, confused a bit with whatever is going on, spoke out.
"Uh, what? What's the problem?"
Moxxie jumped down and Blitzø then spoke out to him.
"This slut wasn't running toward us!"
Millie nodded, as she continued for Blitzø.
"He was running away... from something else..."
Moxxie and the others looked around, with Dean holding his Katana, as Moxxie then noticed something above, and spoke out to the group.
"Look!"
The group looks up and they see..
"What the...a penguin?"
Dean cannot help but speak out, and they look up and sure enough...they see a penguin, with blood on its front and beak. Dean looked flabbergasted. How can a penguin kill attacks humans in such a way? He has never seen then do stuff like that, as Blitzø pushed a hand onto Moxxie and shouted out.
"Drop him!"
Moxxie, upon hearing this, fires his sniper rifle and kills the penguin. But Blitzø realize that the problems are just beginnint.
"Shit."
Suddenly, a whole huddle of penguins show up? With Loki speaking out at the sight that is before the eyes of everyone.
"Okay, are you fucking kidding me? Penguins are our enemy?" Geez, least the zoo penguins we went to when you were a kid weren't that way!"
Dean said nothing, as Blitzø spoke out at the sight that is before his eyes.
"Fuck, that's like 10."
Dean looks at Blitzø with a flabbergasted expression on his face, as he fires back.
"10...that's more then just a mere 10! That's way too many!"
Millie, looking up at the penguins up above, spoke out in a nervous way.
"Well, maybe those ones are nice."
Dean looks up, and he sees the penguins communicating with each other. Even though Dean can only hear animal sounds, somehow he can understand them, and unfortunately...what he understands is that they are going to kill them, and for some reason...can say slurs. Blitzø, realizing this just as much as Dean, shouts in a panic.
"They're not! RUUUN!"
The group turned around, and the penguins above start to follow them by a colony consisting of hundreds, resembling a black tidal wave of some sort. The penguins' beak snapped open, revealing a lot of sharp teeth inside of it. Dean looked panicked at the sight and shouted out.
"How the fuck does genetics mamage to fuck up animals in such a way that it makes even the prehisoirtic age less scary?!"
The group ran to the station, Dean went inside first, then Blitzø, as Millie shouted out
Mox! Come on!
Mox entered the research station, and Millie followed suit. Dean closed the door immediately and Blitzø barricades it with furniture. The huddle of penguins, however, busted the door and attempts to break inside, while saying slurs, as Loki spoke out.
"Geez, not wanting to see thst type of penguin in ajy type of zoo."
Moxxie, feeeling scared of what he is seeing before his eyes, spoke out to Blitzø.
"Sir, uh, could you get us out of here?"
Blitzø is on the ground, but he knows what Moxxie meant as he is rubbing the crystal, trying to make it work, while Moxxie is shooting at the penguins and Millie is holding the barricades. A penguin popped out of nowhere and bit Dean on his right arm, as Dean spoke.
"Hey watch it!!"
He then slammed his arm onto the wall, splattering the penguin into a bloody mess, as Blitzø spoke put.
"Fucking wrist crystal!"
Millie looks at Blitzø and spoke out to him.
"What's the hold up, Blitzø?"
Blitzø looked at Millie and fired back.
"I can't just make it go, okay, I'm still getting used to this fucking thing!"
Blitzø throws himself around, doing various things to the crystal, even biting it, attempting to activate it, as he repeatedly spoke out.
"Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!"
Blitzø grips the crystal with his teeth and falls down to the ground, as Millie shouts back.
"It's from Lust! You can't just brute-force it. You gotta treat it right. Caress it."
Blitzø, a little bit nervous and sitting next to the wall, spoke out.
"I don't know, I... I've never been good at this shit."
A Penguin came out of a drawer, and Millie, almost annoyed, shoves the drawer back in and cuts the penguin in half, responds back to her boss.
"Use your tongue!"
Blitzo starts licking the crystal out of obligation. Mille and Moxxie are staring at him with slightly disgusted facial expressions, and Dean facepalmed a bit.
"Oh for fuck's sake."
Moxxie then responds back at Blitzø.
"How do you not know how to do this?"
Blitzø, annoyed at this, spoke back to Moxxie.
"Moxxie! I'm a fucking top!"
Dean, now getting more irritated, shouted back.
"You seem more like a bottom then top!"
Blitzø looked annoyed by what Dean said, and Moxxie then spoke out to Blitzø.
"Try spelling the alphabet!
Blitzø, taking what Moxxie said a little to literally, spoke out the Alphabet...in thr wrong order.
"A... bleh, C- B!"
Dean facepalmed, as Loki spoke out.
"Seriously? Even young kids can say the Alphabet correctly."
Millie, almost annoyed by this, fired at Blitzø in this way.
"With your tongue!"
Blitzø, almost annoyed himself, responds back without care.
"I knew that."
Blitzo starts licking the crystal while reciting the alphabet, and Moxxie finally got annoyed, deciding to do this on another way.
"Oh for Satan's sake! Dean, just make a portal!""
Dean nodded his head, and made a portal onto a wall that leads to IMP, as Loki spoke out.
"Okay why didn't you do that instead of Blitzø?"
Dean spoke out.
"Kinda was hoping Blitzø would not be fucking stupid and actually uses it."
Dean jumped into the portal, and he grabbed Blitzø by the horns and threw him into the wall of the IMP building, while Millie grabs Moxxie and goes into the portal as well. The Penguins spilled into the, and Dean took out a grenade, ready to throw it. But Millie then spots something. Next to a corpse, a gas tank is leaking. Dean noticed it as well, and spoke out.
"How long has that been leakomg gas for?"
As he said that, Millie grabbed the grenade from Dean's hand, pulls the pin, and shoute at at the carnivorous Penguins.
"Eat this, bitches! Hah!"
She then throws it with all of her might. As soon as it made contact with the gas tank, it exploded, catching the entire crowd of penguins on fire, as Millie starts sadistically laughing at the agony of the penguins and Dean closed the portal, as the crowd of penguine scream in pain, some of the penguins went out of the window while on fire, one died and the other tried to flee and the research station blows up. The detonation killed so many penguins at once as they are launched by the explosion. And after the explosion had finally ended, only a crater is left, and a lone penguin walks up to where the station once was. It pumped its...fin like a fist into the air, as it made slurs, but then, a small portal opens up, and Dean fired his assault rifle onto the last standing penguin, killing it. Dean retracts the assault rifle and pinches his nose.
"Who knew genetic evolution on animals can be such a motherfucker to us. Never am I going to a zoo again."
He then held his head, as Loki spoke out.
"On the bright side, Loona was not here to see this. Nor Astarte..."
Dean nodded his head, as he spoke out.
"Yeah, busy being elsewhere. And right now...I need a drink."
Dean then walks elsewhere and goes to his room, as he really has had enough of this penguin mayham for one day. No more Antarctica for him after this, and hopefully he does not go back to that place again.