Chapter 3:
Wonder Woman:
Planet: Earth
City: Somewhere on some unknown island
Year: 2022
Day: Tuesday
Time: 10:00 a.m.
Lois Lane, reporter for the Daily Planet was sent to investigate a mysterious island. Legend says that Steve Trevor, famous WW2 spy died there. She takes a look. "It's like Ancient Greece here," says Lois.
Lois continues to walk around the island.
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Meanwhile, two archaeologists have found a mysterious box.
"It's just a box," says Vanessa Kapatelis.
"So it seems," says Barbara Ann Minerva, "but I believe it's the legendary Pandora's Box."
"If you actually believe in that stuff," says Vanessa, "look, I know how important it is to you. I mean, everyone laughed at you, Sebastian Ballesteros left you for Deborah Domaine and..."
"This is my chance to prove them all wrong," says Barbara.
"Okay, but if that is the real deal, don't open it. You know, untold horrors are in that thing."
"Right." Barbara then puts it in her bag.
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Lois was still looking around and she found what appeared to be armored skeletons.
"Looks like there was a fight and these guys didn't do so well." Lois then took a look at the way the armor was designed. "Wait, these were women. Everyone of them. Wow, who ever lived here really believed in feminizm. I should introduce them to my landlord." Lois then find a temple.
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Barbara and Vanessa were on the plane.
"I can't wait to see my husband again," says Vanessa, "but I hope we won't have to see the neighbor. He is such a creep."
"He's been eying you," asks Barbara.
"He's been eying my husband," says Vanessa, "and my husband just doesn't notice."
Barbara continues to look at the box.
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Lois enters the temple and sees a large chair with a rope on it.
"I probably shouldn't," says Lois, "but I feel like I should." Lois then walks over to the temple. She then touches the rope and when she picks it up and strange armor appeared on her. It was like a gladiator's armor, but it was red, white, and blue, with a golden helmet. "Talk about an American Gladiator!"
Then an image of a strange woman appeared. "Greetings." She was beautiful.
"Woah, suddenly, I feel inferior," says Lois.
"I and Princess Diana of Themyscira. Years ago, my sister Amazons and I were in battle with a group of demons. We imprisoned them within Pandora's Box, but at the cost of our lives. I knew my power would be needed again, so I placed an enchantment on my lasso. Whosoever holds this lasso, if she be worthy, shall possess the power of Wonder Woman."
"Wait, you mean I'm now some kind of super cowgirl amazon," asks Lois.
"You must use this power," says Diana, "I sense that the Demons will return."
"Are you nuts," asks Lois, "I'm a reporter, not a superhero! I should've stayed home! Why didn't I? Oh right, because this could've been the scoop of the lifetime and it would've been a whole lot better then going to S.T.A.R. Labs just to stare at that handsome janitor!"
"Are you done," asks Diana, "because I sense it is coming."
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While on the plane, Barbara had a strange feeling. She then looks at the box while Vanessa was sleeping. Barbara knew she shouldn't, but she opens the box and then...
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"It has happened," says Diana.
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Within the abandoned prison that used to be Belle Reve now lies the evil Demon Queen, Zellmer. "Free at last," says Zellmer, "and now with the Amazons all dead, the world is mine! Zollmoth!"
"Yes, my Queen," says Zollmoth. A demon warrior who is in love with the Queen, but she just takes advantage of him.
"Go to that accursed island and make sure there is no trace of it left. Do this and you will be rewarded."
"Anything for you, my Queen."
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Lois puts the lasso down and she was herself again. "Thanks, but if you really want a superhero, call Superman. I'm out of here." Then Lois sees a guy who looks like a zombie dressed like a knight.
"Queen Zellmer will be pleased with the destruction of this island," he said.
"Is...is that one of the demons," Lois asks.
He banged his ax on the ground and it started killing the environment. Everything was dying. Lois then looks and sees the plants and the animals. She then looks at the demon and heads back to the temple.
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"Okay Magic Rope," says Lois, "let's save Wonderland."
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"Hey, you horror movie reject," says Lois.
"It can't be," says the demon, "Wonder Woman? But you should be dead!"
He thinks Lois is Diana. She then realized she could use this to keep her own identity safe. "I...made a deal with Hades. I have to walk Cerberus for a month, but it was worth it. He's a pretty nice guy."
"Zollmoth will rekill you and no ammount of dog walking will save you, Amazon!"
Lois and Zollmoth then fought. Zollmoth tried to hit Lois with his ax, but Lois kept dodging and used her amazon strength against him. She then discovered she could fly and hit Zollmoth. "Woah, I could rival Superman." Lois then tries something. "Nope, don't have heat vision."
Zollmoth then grabs Lois. "I will crush you," says Zollmoth.
"Are all of you demons like this," asks Lois.
"Don't you remember, I wasn't always a demon," says Zollmoth.
"Wait, what," asks Lois.
"I'm hurt that you forgot. I was once your lover, Steve Trevor until Queen Zellmer made me realize I was meant to be with her and she made me better."
"You let yourself turn into a demon just for some girl," asks Lois.
"Queen Zellmer is someone the Goddesses of Olympus would be jealous of," says Zollmoth.
Lois then breaks free and uses her lasso to tie him up. "Okay, you..."
"Angel," says Zollmoth.
"An Angel's here," asks Lois, "I could use the help."
"Zellmer has me under a spell," says Zollmoth, "you have to..." Zollmoth then breaks free from the lasso.
"What was that about a spell," asks Lois.
"What spell," asks Zollmoth, "I don't know what you're talking about."
Lois then figures it out. "What you feel about Zellmer, it isn't real. She's got you brainwashed. And I think this lasso allowed me to talk to the real you."
"Lies," says Zollmoth.
The fight continued and then Lois got out a sword. "I wonder what this does," says Lois.
Just as Zollmoth was about to attack, Lois hits him with the sword and Zollmoth teleported away.
"The sword sent him back to Zellmer," says Diana.
"He was your boyfriend," asks Lois.
"The first man I ever met," says Diana, "and the only one I ever loved. Zellmer put him under her spell to spite me."
"I promise, I will defeat her for you and free Steve Trevor for you," says Lois.
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"Wonder Woman is back," asks Zellmer.
"Yes, my Queen," says Zollmoth.
"Well, it seems that if I am to take over the world, I must first, get Wonder Woman out of the way."
"And what about these two women you've captured," asks Zollmoth.
Zellmer then picks up a book. "Perhaps I can give them a makeover." There was a picture of a cheetah. Then she turned to a picture of a swan.
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