Chapter 14:
Tiny Toons:
Planet: Earth
City: Acme Acres
Year: 2022
Day: Monday
Time: 10:00 a.m.
Acme Looniversity, a school that teaches young toons to be great cartoon characters. And the staff is composed of some of the greatest Looney Tunes! Buster Bunny is at Principal Bugs Bunny's office. Bugs is the Principal of Acme Loo and Buster's mentor.
"I'm afraid your routine could use a little work," says Bugs.
"I know," says Buster, "I'm just having trouble with it."
"Luckily, I have the answer," says Bugs, "I'm getting you a comedy tutor."
"A tutor," asks Buster.
"Yep, Buster Bunny..." Bugs opens the door. "...meet Babs Bunny. She ain't related to ya."
Babs comes in.
"This the guy," asks Babs.
"That's the one," says Bugs, "Babs' mentor is my girl, Lola."
"So, how do I look," asks Babs.
"Well, you..." Buster begins.
"And how's my voice," asks Babs.
"Well, it's uhh..."
Babs is then imitating Glinda the Good Witch with a full fairy like attire and hairdo. "Is it a good voice or a bad voice?" Now she's Dolly Parton. "I'm a-bustin' out all over!" She then dresses like Veronica Lake/Jessica Rabbit in a purple evening dress and a peek-a-boo like hairdo in place of her ears, she snaps her fingers and a spotlight shines into view as sultry swing jazz plays while Babs struts her stuff. Buster's jaw drops in a lovestruck state. "Or maybe... a bit more bunny heat?" Buster reacts lustfully with steam whistles and wild takes as Babs grabs him and kisses him, which electrifies him before melting him.
"Kids today," says Bugs, "not that much different from the way we were."
"So, which voice do you like," asks Babs.
"I like them all," says Buster, "how do you do that?"
"It's a girl thing. Now, we got some lessons to do."
...
In the cafeteria, Plucky and Hamton were eating. Hamton sees Fifi and is lovestruck.
"Still swooning over Fifi, huhh," asks Plucky.
"Yeah," says Hamton.
"Hamton, face it, she's nuts about Furrball," says Plucky.
"But Furrball's always running from her," says Hamton, "if only she knew someone did like her and wouldn't run."
"You know she has a bad smell, right," asks Plucky.
"Have you met my Uncle Stinky?"
"Good point."
Furrball has entered and...
"Furrbahll, my lahve, you cahn cahme ahnd seet weeth me!"
Furrball then runs and Fifi chases after him.
"Look, here's how you ask out a girl," says Plucky. Plucky then goes to Shirley, the psychic loon. "Hey, Shirl, how'bout you and I paint the town red tonight?"
"Like, no," says Shirly.
Plucky then returns to Hamton. "You, see?"
"But she rejected you," says Hamton.
"I wasn't teaching you how to get a date. I was teaching you how to ask someone out. Who do you think I am, Big T?"
Big T is like the coolest kid in school. His mentor is Cool Cat. Along with him is Paul Puma. A dumb kid. His mentor is Pete Puma. There is also Emily. She's Granny's granddaughter.
"Hey, look at Buster," says Hamton.
They see Buster with Babs.
"Maybe you should learn from him," says Plucky, "he's already got a girl."
"She looks like she could be his twin," says Hamton.
"Let's hope not," says Plucky, "I don't know what rating we're going with, but some things you shouldn't go with." Buster then sits with Plucky and Hamton. "So, what can ya tell us about your new special lady?"
"Who? You mean Babs. She's my tutor," says Buster, "she's going to help me get funnier."
"I see," says Plucky, "good thinking. We should try that."
"Now I recognize her," says Hamton, "Babs Bunny is the funniest student in Acme Looniversity."
"I guess Bugs wants to make sure his protégé has the best," says Plucky.
They then see Furrball walking by with lipstick over his face.
"I wish he knew how lucky he was," says Hamton.
"I wish Fifi knew how she could get arrested," says Plucky.
...
On the other side of the cafeteria was Montana Max and...
"This fanfiction is stupid," says Montana Max, "I get it! We're going for a DC/Warner Bros thing! Lame! If I were in control, it could be a pure Montana Max story. No Justice League, no Scooby-Doo, and no rabbits. Hey, what's stopping me!" Montana Max then suddenly disappeared!
...
Buster and Babs have a montage of Babs teaching Buster to be funnier. She shows him all the tricks he needs to know.
...
Buster is back with Hamton and Plucky.
"So, how the lessons going," asks Plucky.
Buster then disappears.
"Where is he," asks Hamton.
"Looking for your friend," says a guy who looks like Buster in a disguise.
"Yeah, he's a blue rabbit in a red jacket," says Plucky.
"Maybe he's in this box," says the Stranger.
Hamton and Plucky look in the box and there's an explosion. Everyone who saw that laugh and Buster reveals himself.
"That was clever, Buster," says Hamton.
"It's all thanks to Babs," says Buster, "she's really great."
"You like her, don't you," asks Plucky.
"I told you, I don't like her," says Buster, "I'm in love with her and I don't know what to do about it!"
"Well, I could show you how to ask out a girl," says Plucky.
"Don't," says Hamton, "just don't."
"Hey Buster," says Big T, "that was a riot. Even my comb is laughing." Big T's comb is in fact laughing. Big T then walks away.
"That was funny, unlike that blue rabbit who wasn't that funny," says Paul. He then realizes something. "Oh, you are that blue rabbit...coming!" Paul then awkwardly leaves.
Emily then shows up, still laughing. "I'm (Chuckle) I'm sorry, that (Chuckle) that was just so funny." Emily then leaves.
"That was a surprisingly popular gag that anyone could've done, really," says Buster.
"Bunure, Bustair, zat wahs so funny," says Fifi, "say, hahve ahny of you seen my boyfriend, Furrbahll?"
"Uhh...Fifi," says Hamton, "isn't it possible that Furrball...might not be in to you?"
"Seelly peeggy, he ees just playing hahrd to get, but I will play hahrd to get reed of." Fifi then prances away.
"She's gone, you can get out of my meatloaf now," says Plucky.
Furrball then gets out of Plucky's meatloaf.
"Why don't you just tell her you're not into her," asks Hamton.
Furrball then meows.
"There's your answer," says Plucky, "he only speaks cat." Furrball then walks away. "Now that that's out of the way, Buster, if you can become a comedy sensation, you can talk to Babs. She might like you. Did she give any signs?"
"Actually, she kissed me the moment we met," says Buster.
"She and Fifi must take the same romance lessons," says Plucky, "anyway, that means you have a chance. Go for it."
"You're right... for once." Just as Buster was about to... all of reality starts to change. "What in the..."
Montana Max:
Chapter 1:
Money, Money, Money:
My name is Montana Max, and I am the richest kid in the Universe. But sometimes, I wonder, is my money enough? Do I dare get more? Other rich people say it's impossible to get more money, but maybe I can have my chance...
"Hold it," says the Blue Rabbit, "what's going on here?"
"Yeah," says the Pink Rabbit, "who changed...everything?"
"This is my story now," I said, "and there are no rabbits allowed!"
"Why I oughtta," says the Pink Rabbit.
"Get out of here or I'll make you fraternal twins," I said. The two then left. "Now, to get back to my story." I have to prove that you can never have enough money. I must become the richest kid in the Multiverse!
...
Those dumb rabbits were walking and seeing my perfect world.
"He ruined the fanfiction," says the Blue Rabbit.
"He even got rid of that Nightwing guy," says the Pink Rabbit, "I really wanted to see where that was going."
"Babs, we have to figure out how he did it," says the Blue Rabbit.
"It would be easier if we were in a place where he wasn't narrating," says the Pink Rabbit, "and we have names!"
"Wait, that's it," says the Blue Rabbit, "that's how he did it! He exited the chapter and we gotta do the same thing!"
Wait, what? No! I can't let them... oh, they disappeared. That can't be good.
...
(Buster and Babs are in the real world and they see the Author tied up and Montana Max on the computer)
Montana Max: Well, this could be a problem.
(Buster and Babs then attack him and tie him up)
Buster: Now, let's untie the Author.
Babs: But what do we do with him?
(Buster and Babs then send Montana Max to Dimension 23 where he is now Vilgax's prisoner)
Author: Now, let's get back to the story, shall we?
(Buster and Babs then jump back into the computer)
...
"Actually, she kissed me the moment we met," says Buster.
"She and Fifi must take the same romance lessons," says Plucky, "anyway, that means you have a chance. Go for it."
"You're right... for once." Buster then walks over to Babs. "Hey... uhh... Babs... I was wondering... there's this Roger Rabbit movie and... would you like to see it with me... as a date of course."
Babs then grabs Buster. "Let me give you, my answer." Babs then kisses Buster again.
...
Plucky and Hamton were then eating when Fifi arrives. "Hahmtahn, I suddenly just fell een lahve weeth you."
"You have..." Fifi then grabs Hamton and starts kissing him non-stop.
"I wonder what that's about," says Plucky.
...
(Furrball is now sitting at the Author's computer)
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