Chapter 2:
Cliodna Smith:
My name is Cliodna Smith, but it used to be Cuthbert. It will be explained as I enter the Headmaster's office. When I walked in.
"I'm sorry," says Professor Dumbledore, "I'm afraid I don't recognize you..."
"Professor, I was Cuthbert Smith."
"Oh... I see, a spell gone wrong then?"
"No Sir, this was my choice."
"Ah, my apologies, I should've thought of that. Well, I respect your decision."
"Thank you, Sir, there's just one problem I did not think of."
"The fact that you're in Slytherin?"
"Yes Sir."
"Yes, they can be judgie," the Professor thinks, "I'll inform Professor Snape and have him talk to the Slytherin House."
"Thank you, Sir."
"I do understand, I play for the other side myself."
"I had no idea."
"People barley ask."
...
I was walking through the Slytherin House, and everyone was staring at me. It was like they didn't even know what I was. I've known these people for three years and they're all treating me differently. Even my best friend, Broderick Jones was looking at me funny. Then Professor Snape arrived.
"Remember, the Headmaster said we should still treat him... her as we have always, even if this is going to take some getting used to."
I wasn't sure what he was actually thinking.
...
As I was walking down the halls, I bumped into Longbottom.
"Oh, sorry," he said, "let me get your books for you..."
"Why do you think I need your help with that," I asked, "you think that I'm a girl now that means I'll need a gentleman's help?"
"I just..."
I then paralyzed him.
"Miss Smith," says Professor McGonagall, "that is completely unnecessary!"
"Sorry M'am."
"I think you need to speak with the Headmaster."
...
"I understand you're having problems," says Professor Dumbledore.
"Everyone's treating me differently," I said.
"Well, perhaps they're still having trouble recognizing you."
"What should I do?"
"I suggest you do something to show everyone it's still you."
The Headmaster's right and I know how. You see, I've always had one specialty. Pranks.
...
My first target was Hermione Granger. As she had her nose practically fusing with her book, I placed a little spell on her hair. Then Ginny Weasley showed up.
"Hermione," she said, "are you doing something different with your hair?"
Hermione now had green hair.
"What in the..."
The Slytherins laughed.
...
Ron Weasley was entering the boy's bathroom. I had a rubber spider and used the levitation spell to make it float into the bathroom.
"Wingardium Leviosa!"
Weasley screamed in a way that makes me think I'm not the only one who became a girl.
The Slytherins laughed.
...
Next was going to be the toughest. Harry Potter. Luckily, I know how to get to him. I put on a black cloak and made myself look like a dementor.
Harry Potter was entering the room. I popped up in front of him, but the last thing I remembered from that was...
"Expecto Patronum!"
Everything went dark.
...
Everyone in Slytherin was cheering.
"Looks like he's still got it," says one guy.
"He's a she now," says Malfoy of all people.
I may have only gotten two out of three and I got detention, but at least I showed everyone I'm still me. Also, it turns out Broderick was acting strange because he found the new me attractive. I'm not sure what I think of that. Anyway, I can't talk now, I still got detention. Later and you better hope I don't come after you next.