Extra (2) For Lammy:

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Lammy has been performing more often lately and it's made my babysitting more frequent. I wonder why. Is there a special date she has planned for us? Im sure we have more than enough for it. It'll be the best date ever if it's for that...I haven't asked what the hell it'd even be for, so I'll make sure to actually do so when she gets back. As for Sammy, our angel doesnt fuss or give me a hard time changing her..She's growing to be more like her mom and Im a fan of that ^^!

"(Hmm I would consider getting us a babysitter but...I honestly got nothing to do when Im home. Maybe if I cooked more often, sure..It's just that I actually enjoy spending time with our lil' girl. Cant wait to tell her about-) *hears a knock* Oh is that her already?"

"*sees me open the door, peeps through it* H-hey there, hubby../u/"

"You're back kinda early, Lams. Something happened?"

"N-nothing..Just..There was some commotion going on in the crowd and I..K-kinda had to be escorted out of the place.."

"Huh? Why's that? What group of folks would make that much of asses of themselves? I oughta beat 'em. -V-"

"Well..Im..G-guessing it's been my...My fans..I've been performing more often, so.."

"Fan issues? of all things...Let's hope that they dont track us or else Imma have to call- *hears a big CRINK sound* ! *turns around* I-Is that one of 'em already?!"

"*looks behind me, seeing Sammy in front of a broken plate* Uh oh, she broke something. *walks up to her, picks her up* We probably should've paid attention to her, huh? ^ ^;"

"(Is this a habit of she's just starting? Must be getting smarter around this time.) *starts picking up the pieces* With an arm like that, she'll be a drummer in no time."

"*giggles* I'll say ^ ^ *puts her in her crib*...So..I've been meaning to tell you something.."

"Yeah, I was gonna ask. What's up with these more frequent performances? Some sorta expensive date?"

"Not..Exactly...*sees me tilt my head, twiddles fingers* It's...*looks up to me with a big smile* Our wedding money! ^U^"

"! (Whoa! How can I forget?!) *grabs her hands* Lammy! This is great news! You saved a ton of money for this?! O O"

"U-uh huh. ^ ^"

"This is unbelievable! And you've only really amped up your performing in the last two months!"

"I r-really did well, did I?...So have you looked into a wedding planner? ^ ^"

"! (...Dammit. I never even heard of a wedding planner -;)"

"...T-then do you have a Best Man in mind maybe? ^ ^;"

"(Well I have a Best Woman in min- WAIT!) I know who! What better guy than Parappa?! Im sure he can make time for us, right?"

"Great idea!...If he's not busy, that is..^ ^;"

"(Crap, that's right! Im really screwing up here! o o;;;) It should be no problem! All we gotta do is sail off to him, see if he's busy and tell him the good news!"

"*looks down with a blush* I'd..I'd love for him to be our Best Man...It's just..With him being the best rapper in the world..He might be...*rubs knees together* Y-yknow.../"

"*kisses her* Dont worry, Lams. Only one way to find out, right?"

"*looks up at me slightly, blushes some more* R-right..This'll give us a way...To spend time together too..^/^"

"I think bringing Sammy should be fine. Or we could see who can babysit. It's been a while since just the two of us have really been out."

"Hmmm...I'll..C-call up Katy. Who's that sound?"

"Perfect. Im sure she'd really love doing it for you."

"*giggles* O-ok, gimme a bit. ^ ^"

"Alright. I'll be with Sammy" I told her before going over to Sammy. I heard Lammy asking her friend on the phone as Sammy crawled up to me. She took my finger and started sucking on it. I noticed that it's one of the things really enjoyed doing. Then she took it out and squeezed it...Til it popped. I couldn't help but look down on her with a smile...BUT OUCH! IS SHE TRYING TO BREAK WHATEVER SHE TOUCHES?! Retracting my hand slowly, she looked up at me with a confused face. Then I turned my gaze to Lammy as she hung up. "So then. What'd she say? ^ ^;;;" I asked, "She can do it. She'll try to be here in 20 minutes" she replied, "(SHE BETTER) That's swell, babe ouo;;;;" I said with a bit of a grunt in my voice, "(He looks like he's in pain..Did she hurt him again this week? Goodness) Umm..W-want to watch the performance I did on TV? It'll rebroadcast in a few" she suggests, "(...She knows, doesnt she..) S-sure.." I comply, sitting next to her on the couch. On the tellie, before it flipped over to Lammy's performance, it shows a gray lookalike of her's as she finishes. "Soooo who the hell was that?" I asked, "I'll umm...Tell you later, ok? ;" she replied. Hope it doesnt bite us later. Lammy's performance was set to come up afterwards but after waiting, it just cut to someone else. Must be due to them not wanting to show her little incident she had with her fans. I really dont want 'em to track us over here of all things...The one time I needed that Murdle kid, he goes outta town to have his own fun...- - "Oh look, is that Parappa?" Lammy noticed right when they were showing him come to the stage, "Hey, it really is him! I guess our man's in town today. This is great for us! But where would he stay at? Some motel maybe?" I was guessing to myself, "We should see if Skylar can help. He could protect us while driving us around" she suggests, "Not a bad idea. Yeah we should do that" I agreed. We watched as Parappa did what he did best, rapping his heart out and doing a bit of breakdancing? "So fly in the sky, it's a bird it's a plane- It's Parappa on the mic, no need to explain!" he was spittin', throwing in a bit of beatboxing and going into freestyle. "*giggles* Paula told me before how he used to not be good at this. Now he's so much better" Lammy told me, "He used to be bad? Hard to believe now. Maybe if I worked on my rap skills I could be as good too..Well not that I had any in the first place...-u-;" I comment. We soon heard a knock and Katy was behind the door, cuing us to get ready to head out. "Hey, that's Parappa. Nice to see him enjoying his career. We should see about him coming by some time" Katy comments, "Yeah, if only, right? We kinda need to find him but we should be able to in an hour" I told her and nodded before we stepped into the car.

Beating the traffic when a sort of rush hour was setting in, we quickly find ourselves in Skylar's office after stepping into the building. We explain to him our little dilemma and he ended up agreeing to help, ready to take us for a spin and had an assistant of his fill in for him.

Our man had us driving from one hotel to the next for a good 20 minutes. It didnt take us long at all to find him. Since he's really popular, we had to go to the most crowded and filled up one we could find. When we finally did, we were able to get the only spot available. There had to've been at least 100 other parking spaces! How does he deal with so many followers? Skylar waited in the car for us and Lammy went with me to head inside. We asked the front desk lady, and she told us which room and floor he's on. Ugh, I feel kinda stupid though. Should've checked his social before coming out...He posted the place he was staying at around an hour ago...- - Lammy gave a knock on his door and it opened.

"[Parappa] Hey, who's- 'Ey yo, sup Lams!"

"[Lammy] H-hey..I-it's been a bit, hasn't it? /u\"

"Sup 'Rappa! How's it going with ya?"

"[Parappa] Ain't no probs here! You two crashin' here or what? Cmon in!"

"Right right. *walks in, seeing a girl in a dress with a sunflower for a head* (Oh yeah, wasn't this Sunny?) *looks behind them, seeing a pup baby with petals around his neck and some coming out of his body, which was pink* (J-just when we didn't see anything weird all day..o o) S-so what's the kid's name?"

"[Parappa] Oh him? Dewie over here's a real sleeper. He's out for half the day. *hears me snicker* Yo man, Sunny was the one that came up with it. I didnt have any ideas so I was like 'Aaaaaaaww maaaaan ~.~'."

"[Sunny] He came out with really wet petals. That was all anyone had."

"Just hope no one calls him Doggiedew. x)"

"[Parappa] Alright alright y'all, what's the visit for, man?

"Well...*holds Lammy's hand* I've...We're getting married real soon. ^ ^"

"[Parappa] Say whaaat? That's tight! Imma make sure to make it there!"

"Hope so...Cuz.."

"[Lammy] We...K-kinda want..We want you to be the best man. /u/"

"[Parappa] OoO Bruh for real?! I-I'll be happy to! I got Yall! Just gimme a day and the place, k? ou"

"[Sunny] (Him as someone's best man? Never thought anyone would consider this outta him. Boy do times change.)"

"That's great, Parappa! We'll keep in touch! Just lemme get my phone. ^u^"

"[Parappa] *puts number in it* Ya bet. Least I can do for y'all. It may not look it, but ya girl worked really hard out there. I catch her when I can. She tell ya we used to do a song or two back then?"

"Even with you? And I thought she was active these days, I see. *saves number, takes my phone back* Alright dog, cya around!"

"[Parappa] Yup and dont forget! Gotta Believe! ouo \ /"

"You gotta! ouo \ /" I replied then waved before closing the door. Yes! I got a star for the wedding! How much better can this day get! We stepped outside with a smile on our faces but what we saw next was pretty unexpected. It happened the moment we went to the driveway, even. A guy was being thrown into the front door behind us, making our heads turn...Dont tell me! "*grabs Lammy's hand and goes up to the car, then sees Skylar pushing back and fighting off a bunch of crazed fans on the other side* Skylar! Let's just drive off! Quickly!" I shouted, "Sorry! *spins while holding two fans' necks and throws them at their crowd, knocking them down like bowling pins, and dashes off to us* They came in droves from one side when you two stepped in! Let's book it!" he shouts back, pressing the unlock button and me and Lams hopped into the car, with Skylar flipping inside a second later. He revved it up and we drove off. If those're Parappa's fans, you're my best man, but good luck. Then again I probably should've went on my own here. Having two celebrity tier people in one building isn't the best idea...~ .~ Well what's important is that we're outta there.

It didnt take us long to return to the house. I think Katy should figure out quickly that as long as Sammy isn't around...Pretty much any object, she should be as harmless as a fly. Apparently..I was kinda wrong. "*opens the door* Hey Katty, we're back. Mind being our plan- *sees her hair being pulled by Sammy as she sits on her hair, then looking drained in the face* ...K-Katy what happened..? We were only gone for an hour o o" I asked, "And Im tired...She couldn't keep her hands off of my hair...Or anything in the kitchen..~_~" Katy told us, "Did you..Try putting her in the crib?" Lammy asked, "*looks to the far right, sees it* Cant...Think..Strai-" she was saying while flopping to her side on the couch, and I caught Sammy before her sitter landed her head on the cushions. Me and Sammy exchanged a look, with my stare turning into a low-brow one in disbelief. We may need a super nanny if she was that difficult. Despite this, I decided I'll think about it later. For now, let's wait for Katty to wake up.

Half an hour goes by and Katty makes a mild recovery upon waking up. We talked for a bit, deciding the best time for everything would be in two days...And that Lammy made 2000 more than what she was supposed to make, but it's all good. After she stepped out to put her plans into action, I took the initiative to go ahead and look up a sitter for us, in case of future dates we'll have. It was taking me almost two hours to do all this. Hmm? Who's this? Rammy? Eerie and I doubt that she's this mystical super nanny I was imagining, but gotta start somewhere. I had her meet us at the wedding. Katy gave me the place where the wedding's held, and I sent it to this Rammy person. We'll see where all that goes. "*steps in* H-hubby, are you finished?" Lammy asked, "Yup, just did. I guess you wanted me" I reply, "U-uh huh..Im..Kinda ready /u/" Lammy said back, "Say no more, hun. Be right with you -u-" I said to her after shutting off the computer. She was really in the mood for my scrotum and going balls-deep in her today. The night was soooo good~. After we got something good to eat afterwards and made sure Sammy had some food and put her to sleep, we went to bed as well.

The next day went by like it was nothing. We were busy getting our special attires together and ended the day off like that. Then the wondrous day came. Our wedding day! We called up Skylar to pick us up and I shot Parappa a text to be at this address Katy gave me. It took us 14 minutes to get there with some traffic issues here and there. I was getting texts saying how everyone I expected to be there were already getting close, like us! I couldn't help but smile about how things're going smoothly so far. My happiness infecting Lammy and our kid, of course. Just like that, the party was just seeable from where I was sitting. Even Paula brought a few friends of her's, who look really happy for us. "If anything happens, you know what to do" Skylar tells me as me and my lovely Lams stepped out, and I gave him a confident nod. I mingled with the folks right outside of the gymnasium Katy turned to a spot ideal for a wedding. She soon opened the door on me and brought me into my dressing room. While I was getting into my get-up, I can see Lammy being guided into the building by Katty as well, bringing a smile to my face. I really cant wait for me to say my vows to her and for her to say her's to me!..Well I only have a few in my head but I'll think of some more ^ ^;. My whole body is really itching for this moment /u/.

And so, the moment came when I was stepping forward, down the hallway in my white tux and the dozen of people in chairs watched in glee as I made my way to the local pope. We awaited for the bride to come over, and almost on cue, Lammy does, looking drop-dead gorgeous in her large, white dress and holding a bouquet of roses. She was guided by our best man, Parappa, who held our baby in his arm. My heart was racing and it took my whole being to not shudder, or collapse right there from what I was witnessing, hiding everything behind a big ol' smile. Seeing Parappa's girl in the front with her baby calmed me down a bit, so...Alright, I can get through this! Everything was just perfect at this time...Until this happened. "*hears the door creak open, turns around, seeing a guitar being flung at Lammy way* Get down! *runs to Parappa's side, ducks under it with them, then kicks it away as it slings back from an extended strap* Who did that?! Come out! *Sees Parappa roll away then an explosion occur at the door, blowing down some of the back row seaters* Who in the...?" Skylar said, "I Object! *comes out of the explosion's flames while holding guitar on shoulder* Guess who, LAME-my!" Lammy's gray look alike said with an angered face, "R-rammy?!" Parappa & Lammy shouted in surprise. GREAT! Of all things to happen...On OUR wedding day! "How in the world did you even find us?! Why cant you leave us alone or at least wait til after we're done?! OmO;" I shouted, "*points guitar at me* Shut it, pretty boy! *sees Skylar dashing in and bats him away single-handedly with one swing of the guitar, flying him into the ceiling without looking, rests it back on shoulder* Besides, it'd be much more satisfying to crash her wedding, AND take her man after humiliating her. I'll prove to you all that Im way better than her at everything! *sees Lammy shaking and having weak knees* That's right, you remember! You used to struggle all those times against me! Til one day, you outshined me so much that everyone forgot I even existed! IM the star of the story, not you!" Rammy told her...So she wants to challenge her to a rocking contest..But wait! She doesnt have an instrument! However, right when I panicked about it in my head, a guitar flies into her hand from the charred entrance and behind it was none other than Katy. Now all she has to do is play, and we're good! "Dont think you can still win, even with your guitar! See if you can keep up first!" Rammy shouted some more, and within seconds, Rammy was making sparks fly with how fast she was playing her guitar, almost deafening everyone in the room. She continued playing intensely while jumping onto the stage, landing on her knees and bending backwards, letting out a loud riff before fixing her hair. "Tch..Beat that eue *looks to the right and sees Lammy a few feet away, on the stage too* Huh?! When did you...!" Rammy reacts, "I was just waiting for your turn to end...Now it's mine. We can see how good you really got, but just know I have this thing to get back to, ok? / u\" Lammy told her before starting off with an even bigger riff, that was so strong that it ripped both of their clothes. Initially blown back, Rammy rose back up and played against her, making most of the people go unconscious from how intense and how grindy sounding their playing got. Me and a few others cupped our ears, holding on with a strong hope that Lammy will quickly outpace her. This went on for 20 minutes and Rammy's arms got noodle-like and it became obvious that she was slowing down. "! She's really weak, Lammy! Get her outta here!" I shouted, "! (What freakin' time to be tired! I can barely...! -;;;;) *sees Lammy zip in front with a wind up* Please noooo!" she shouts before Lammy rose her guitar upwards and sent her flying through the roof with a mighty, two-handed swing, breaking Rammy's guitar upon impact! Now we can get back to the...Wed...Everyone's out cold..- _- Well, looks like we'll have to try again in an hour or two.

It was then that we had to attend to our guests, making sure they were ok and giving them some first aid...Making sure our baby was ok..Getting the pope out of a corner..Which I had to do most of since Katy had to shop for a new dress with her. Once we finally got all of that out of the way (which took 3 hours...), we returned to where we were with the marriage...Oh man, did I forget my vows?! As the old man was getting to the vows part, I had a whole minute to think of any..Cmon...! Think of something o o;;;;;! "You may say your vows.." he said, "I vow to...*sees me look with an anticipating smile* Not be as shy as I usually am../u/" she said to me...THAT'S IT?! "And you, sir?" the pope asked of me, "(Crap! I had some earlier! Now Im blanking!) I vow to! *sees everyone stare in wait*...To always cook and clean for you! /M/" I tried to say, "...Very well. You may kiss the bride" he allowed, and we did as such in front of everyone. Our watchers took a moment before a big burst of celebratory cheers roared out. Though the kiss was delightful and refreshing...It may take some time to get over this embarrassing moment we had here...I think everyone felt the same too...Cuz I looked to them and they were gone...Well...At least Im finally married, right?...Can I get a do-over? _ _;;;

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