Boy-who-lived Married at 15
That's right Dear readers, I received an anonymous tip that Harry Potter has been Married. Of course as a reporter I did my due diligence and checked the public records office at the ministry of magic. It's true, Harry Potter was married this summer on August 13th to Mr. Theodore Nott. I am sure that all the young girls across Wizarding Britain are crying their eyes out over losing their chance with the boy-who-lived. As the boy-who-lived appears to prefer the company of men, it seems that these young girls never stood a chance of catching our young savior's eye. I asked the officiant, (Mr. Mark Barber) of their wedding. All he had to say was that it was a beautiful ceremony and that they were a lovely couple. He refused to say anything more. Of course it is not unusual for people in our society to get married at a young age. It is however unusual for someone to get married while they are still students. And to not announce their engagement or marriage in the paper is highly unusual. I can only speculate on why this could be. Why the rush on marriage, could they be expecting? Was there some stipulation in their marriage contract that required an early marriage? Digging deeper I found that at the beginning of this summer Harry Potter was emancipated. It seems that when Mr. Potter competed in the Triwizard Tournament, he was made an adult by magic. Could this be what led to the marriage between Mr. Potter and Mr. Nott?
Mr. Nott was seen with Mr. Potter at Sirius Black's trial. Witnesses say that the two were seen speaking to Headmaster Dumbledore and I quote "things seemed rather tense between Harry and Dumbledore." This of course made me curious. The-boy-who-lived has always been a loyal follower of Headmaster. What could cause this tension? Now my dear readers, I as a reporter have been given access to the court records and appointments. Taking a closer look at these records I found something very interesting. It seems that the golden trio has had a falling out. There are appointment on the court records of Mr. Potter taking several members of the Weasley family and Miss. Hermione Granger to court. What could have caused this? Could it have something to do with Harry and Theodore's Marriage? I, my dear readers, will attend these trials and keep you abreast. Now we know that Harry Potter was due to inherent the title of Lord Potter from his father, and Sirius Black made no secret that young Mr. Potter was his Heir. Unfortunately due to his unfortunate stay in Azkaban Mr. Black is unable to inherit the title of Lord Black. So is it possible that our boy-who-lived is both Lord Potter and Lord Black? Could he possibly hold other titles? Did his new husband inherit any titles alone with him? This reporter can only hope that she can find out.
Signing off, Rita Skeeter