Theme Song: Everything's Magic by Angels And Airwaves
So hear this please And watch as your heart speeds up endlessly
And look for the stars as the sun goes down
Each breath that you take has a thunderous sound
Everything, everything's magic
Just sit back and hold on, but hold on tight
Prepare for the best and the fastest ride And reach out your hand, and I'll make you mine
Everything, everything's magic
Jeffrey was seen in his room listening to Seether's new album The Surface Seems So Far on his phone while playing Pokemon Flora Sky on a GBA emulator on his laptop
''Another great album from Seether if you ask me'' says Jeffrey
Meanwhile Roger, Mars, Aaron and Bender were watching TV in the living room
''Breaking news m'kay Johnny Pew was sent back to prison after trying to assault a random person in a fit of rage. He will now be sentenced to a year in prison after fighting with the fellow police officers m'kay. We now go to Peter Griffin with You Know What Really Grinds My Gears'' says Mr Goodman
''Thank you Goodman. You know what really grinds my gears? The time when I was stuck in traffic when I went to Washington for the week. I was driving there and some jerk decided to waste other people's time by stopping in the middle of the road near a highway and decided to turn on some loud music which was playing loud country music and drink some beer and nobody was able to complain about it to him cause he couldn't hear any of them. Luckily I managed to find somewhere where I was able to call the cops on him and they luckily were able to hear me through the loud music and they arrested him for obsessive noise and loud complaints. That's what you get for being a jack off for deciding to stop and just get drunk. You deserved it. And that's what really grinds my gears. Back to you Tom'' says Peter
''Thank you Peter. And now this'' says Tom Tucker
''That Johnny Pew will never learn i swear'' says Aaron
''I'm gonna go to the motorcycle shop with Roger'' says Bender
''For what?'' says Aaron
''I'm just gonna buy new paint for my motorcycle'' says Bender
''And i have to meet someone there to help dye my new wig'' says Roger
''What color is it this time?'' says Aaron
''Dark blue with a bit of brown for my new persona'' says Roger
''That's an odd color in my opinion and what name is your new persona anyway?'' asks Aaron
''It's Mikey Mercury'' says Roger
''That honestly sounds ridiculous'' says Mars
''Nobody's asking you missy'' says Roger
''Sheesh whatever'' says Mars
''Watch yourself Roger. And try not to get arrested again especially after last time with your new persona'' says Aaron
''Oh please i was just driving to my friends house to hang out'' says Roger
''I have a hard time believing that because you went to your friends house just so you two can hang out at the bar and get wasted'' says Aaron
''You know you can be respectful once in a while'' says Roger as he and Bender go to the motorcycle shop
''What is wrong with him?'' says Mars
''Roger can sometimes get a bit narcissistic and a bit wild and crazy if you ask me'' says Aaron
''I heard that'' says Roger annoyingly
''You know you were supposed to'' says Aaron
Meanwhile Brian and Roxanne were hanging out at an outdoor restaurant for their first date together while Toto's hit song Africa is playing in the background
''This place is wonderful Brian'' says Roxanne while holding Brian's hand
''I'm glad you like it here. I got this place recommended by one of my friends'' says Brian
''I can tell. The food was good here as well'' says Roxanne
''I agree. They did a nice job'' says Brian
''Also nice choice for music'' says Roxanne
''Good point. Probably one of my favorite Toto songs. Another few of them include Spanish Steps of Rome and Spiritual Man'' says Brian
''Honestly I'm glad were dating now Brian. You've always been wonderful to me and a wonderful boyfriend'' says Roxanne
''I'm glad we are too. You've been a nice person and a wonderful girlfriend to me'' says Brian as he holds Roxanne's hand
''Wanna go over to my house tomorrow?'' asks Roxanne
''Sure. I would love that'' says Brian as Roxanne kisses his cheek
A couple hours later Jeffrey was continuing on playing Pokemon Flora Sky on his laptop while Fry watched
''Gotcha shiny Shaymin'' says Jeffrey after catching the shiny Shaymin with his 4th Ultra Ball
''That's pretty nice actually. Also has Bender messaged you yet?'' says Fry
''Not yet. Hopefully he or Roger didn't do anything dumb'' says Jeffrey
''Oh. I have a bad feeling that Roger might have'' says Fry
''You wouldn't be wrong if he did'' says Jeffrey
''Fair point. I'll go call Bender after i go check on Farnsworth's ongoing work on his next project'' says Fry
''Sounds good to me'' says Jeffrey
Meanwhile at Roger's friends house, Bender tries to look for Roger
''Roger where are you? It's time to head home'' says Bender when he then see's Roger drunk in his friends bedroom
''He-he-Hello there buddy can you help me with something?'' says a drunk Roger with his newly dyed wig
''Somehow I'm not even surprised at this point'' says Bender
''Can you tell my friend that I'm late to mu-my friend's musical?'' says a disoriented Roger
''What the hell are you even talking about? You're wasted even though you said you weren't even gonna drink and i never even believed you in the first place cause i knew it was gonna happen regardless'' says Bender
''My friend needs help with music p-p-practice can you help him?'' says a drunk Roger as he then passes out and falls asleep as Bender then grabs him to take to his motorcycle
''You have a problem man. Sheesh'' says Bender as they head home as Roger sleeps in the back of the motorcycle
An hour later Bender and Roger return home
''We're back and in typical fashion Roger got too wasted he passed out and is now sleeping'' says Bender as he takes Roger to his room
''Somehow I'm not surprised at all'' says Jeffrey
''I'm with you there. Had a feeling he would do that as well'' says Mars
''Me too. He got too delusional that he thought i was gonna take him to a musical for music practice which doesn't make any sense whatsoever'' says Bender
''That honestly sounds stupid'' says Mars
''I agree. Take him to his room and lock his door for the rest of the day'' says Jeffrey
''Deal. I'll make sure to do that. He's lucky he didn't do anything to my motorcycle'' says Bender as he takes Roger to his bedroom and puts him in his bed and leaves the room locking his door on the way out
''Hopefully he'll learn something somehow'' says Bender
''Maybe he will although maybe he won't. We'll have to find out'' says Jeffrey
''Agreed'' says Bender
Brian: Thanks for reading
Farnsworth: Please like and review
Bender: See ya next time meatbags hah