Chapter 5:
Johnny Bravo:
Johnny Bravo was taking a walk down the street. He's a skinny man. What Johnny doesn't realise is that women were staring at him. You see, women tend to fawn over him. The problem is, he's shy around women and they make him nervous. He then realises and tries to move as quickly as he can.
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Johnny is at Pops' Diner. As he's eating, some women come.
"Hey, you're cute," one says.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... hi."
"Is this seat taken?"
"Oh... well... you see..."
"So, handsome, you have a girlfriend?"
Johnny then hides behind the counter. Pops walks up and Johnny pulls him down.
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"The ladies again, Johnny," asks Pops.
"Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna do, Pops. Despite my lack of muscles or confidence, they find me irresistible."
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Little Stu, the annoying boy who lives next door to Johnny shows up and Johnny pulls him behind the counter.
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"Do any of you have any ideas," asks Johnny.
"You could just ask them to leave you alone," says Stu.
"Work with me here," says Johnny.
"Maybe I can help," says a mysterious fourth person.
"Who are you," asks Pops.
"Carl Chryniszzswics is my name and miracles are my game. This is a special formula. You drink it and I can guarantee the women will run from you. My price...$50.00."
"I'll do it," says Johnny.
"You mean you're willing to pay fifty dollars to this obvious conman for a potentially dangerous beverage," asks Pops.
"No, I mean go home and make milk come out of my nose, but your idea sounds good too."
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The next day, Johnny takes the formula.
"I wonder if it works," says Johnny.
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As Johnny steps outside, people start screaming.
"I wonder what everyone's screaming about," says Johnny.
"IT'S A WEREWOLF!"
"Werewolf? Where?" Johnny then looks at his arms and realizes how hairy they are. "Either I need to shave or I'm a werewolf!" The people form an angry mob. "This won't end well." Johnny then runs and the mob chases him. "Where did they even get those torches and pitchforks?"
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Johnny runs into Pops' Diner. Pops and Stu were playing chess.
"IT'S A WEREWOLF," says Stu.
"Wait, I'm Johnny!"
"Prove it," says Pops.
"Prove what?"
"That's Johnny," Pops and Stu both say.
"That weasel Carl did this to me!"
"We better go find him," says Pops.
"First, we better get past them," says Johnny, pointing to the mob.
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After escaping the angry mob, Johnny, Pops, and Stu find Carl's house. Johnny tries to kick the door down, but he still lacks muscle, so Pops does it.
"Carl, we need to talk," says Johnny.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... sorry, Carl's dead."
"Yeah, even I'm not that slow," says Johnny. He then grabs Carl by the shirt. "You turned me to a werewolf?"
"OF course not! It gives you the appearance of a werewolf."
"Did you even test it," asks Pops.
"Yeah, on my dog. Look, is it my fault if I don't tell anyone it would make them hairy all over?"
"Yes," says Stu.
"Give me the antidote," says Johnny.
"Okay, here." Carl gives him the antidote, "are you satisfied now?"
"Not quite," says Johnny.
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The angry mob awaits outside Carl's house. Johnny, now looking normal, comes out with a hairy Carl. "I have your werewolf!" The mob chases Carl. "That takes care of that," says Johnny.
Johnny then looks and sees alot of women surrounding him.
"That was brave of you to catch the werewolf."
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Johnny's Mom comes home. "Johnny, how was your day?"
"Crazy," says Johnny, covered in lipstick.
The End