Chapter 6:
Dexter's Lair:
Dee Dee enters Dexter's room and pulls a book, causing the bookcase to move, revealing the secret lair of the boy... sorcerer, Dexter, who is conjuring a spell.
"HI DEXTER!"
"Dee Dee, get out of my lair! Can't you see I'm working on a new spell?"
"Are you gonna use it in case aliens come?"
"How many times do I have to tell you? There are no such things as aliens."
"What about Ben 23?"
"I believe his watch is actually magical."
"And those guys mentoring him? They're aliens."
"So, they claim. That little grey guy could just be an elf and the rock man a golem."
"What about the armored guy?"
"I don't know, he's wearing armor. Now, I'm working on a spell for things that are real. I'm going to get rid of the unicorns that keep routing through my trash."
"Can't I keep them?"
"That depends, have you fed the hippocampus I let you keep?"
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh..."
"Now get out so I can turn my trash into unicorn repellant."
Dee Dee then walks away but stops when she sees a cookie jar.
"Dexter, can I have a cookie?"
"Yeah, sure." As Dexter works on his spell, he stops and realizes... "Cookie? Dee Dee, wait!"
Too late, DeeDee opens the jar and dark smoke comes out.
"That is my fault for choosing a cookie jar," says Dexter.
We then hear an evil laugh.
"At last, I Mandark the Malicious am free to take over the world. Dexter, you have had me imprisoned in that jar for 1,000 years..."
"Hold it," says Dee Dee, "that can't be right. Dexter's still in elementary school. I know this because I'm older than he is. See, here's a picture of when Mom and Dad brought him home and here's a picture of him getting bullied and here's a picture of him crushing on my friend, Lee Lee..."
"Dee Dee, please get rid of that photo."
"You're right, we don't want anyone to see you getting bullied."
"Look," says Mandark, "there's a time difference in that jar, okay? How long was I in there in your time, anyway?"
"Only a couple of months," says Dexter.
"See? A couple of months is equal to the jar's 1,000 years. Anyway, now I can have my revenge! Come my mighty dragon!"
Then a vicious dragon came.
"Now, face my wrath!"
"Dee Dee, I made this special potion. If you drink it, it will give you incredible powers..."
The monkey then drinks it and gains a black and yellow suit. And starts glowing too.
"Or the monkey could fight the dragon. Monkey, you deal with the dragon, I'll handle Mandark and Dee Dee, you GET RID OF THOSE PHOTOS!"
"Even the one of you winning boy sorcerer of the month?"
"Hmm... no, that can stay."
Dexter engages Mandark in a wizard duel while Monkey fights the dragon and Dee Dee gets rid of most of the pictures.
"Long have I waited for my revenge. Being forced to eat nothing but giant cookies and don't ask about my bathroom situation," says Mandark.
"I'm not sure I want to know," says Dexter.
Monkey then battles the dragon and begins to lose. Dee Dee then knows what she must do. Thinking quickly...
"Uh..."
I said thinking quickly.
"Oh yeah."
Dee Dee then does the moon walk, which the dragon finds entertaining.
Dexter and Mandark continue their wizard duel.
Dee Dee begins playing with the dragon.
Dexter summons a griffin and Mandark summons a giant.
Dee Dee and the dragon have a tea party.
Dexter uses ice magic and Mandark uses fire magic.
Dee Dee and the dragon play Simon Says.
Mandark's about to beat Dexter, but then Monkey stops them and points to Dee Dee and the dragon.
"Dee Dee, what happened," asks Dexter.
"Me and the dragon are friends now. I named him Koosalagoopagoop. I probably should shorten it..."
"Incredible," says Mandark, "I thought I was the only one who could tame the dragon, but you manage to, quicker than I ever have. You must come with me. Say you will be my dark queen."
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh..."
Dexter then traps Mandark in a pickle jar.
"This time, you're living in a pickle jar!"
"Pickles? Gross," says Dee Dee.
"Wise choice," says Dexter.
...
And now Dexter has a super powered monkey and Dee Dee has a dragon.
"We do not tell Mom and Dad about this," says Dexter.
"Right," says Dee Dee.
The End