Chapter 7:
Samurai Jill:
Long ago, a lone samurai fought against the evil shapeshifting master of darkness, Aku. Before Aku could send the samurai through a portal in time, the Samurai struck the final blow. But for years, the Samurai's descendants have feared the possibility that Aku may return.
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We now visit Jill and her family. Jill's Mother's side is descendent from the Samurai, but Jill never believed in the legend.
"Shouldn't you be training with your mother," asks Jill's Dad.
"Dad, that whole Aku stuff is a load of crud. I mean, come on! He has all that power, but that sword over there can hurt him?"
We now look at the very sword used to defeat Aku.
"Well, I believe in the legend," says Jill's Dad, "that's why I set up all this demon hunting stuff."
"Right, well, I'm off to school now."
Jill then kisses her father on the cheek and leaves.
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At High School, Jill was sitting at her desk.
"Class, we have a new student," says the Teacher, "please meet Azamuku."
Jill then stops. Azamuku is so beautiful, and Jill couldn't help but stare. She might have fallen in love. Azamuku then walks by Jill and winks at her, causing Jill to blush.
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When school was over, Jill was walking out.
"Hey there," says Azamuku, "what's your name, Cutie?"
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... I'm Jill." Jill was shaking.
"So, Jill, where you off to?"
"Oh... well... my place."
"You know, I don't know anyone in this new city. Plus, my Dad's never around. How'bout I come with you?"
"Well..." Azamuku then gets closer. "Sound's great." Azamuku then winks and walks away. Jill then falls to the ground.
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Jill then takes Azamuku to her place.
"Hey Jill, who's this," asks Jill's Dad.
"This is Azamuku," says Jill, "Dad, please don't ruin this for me."
"Don't worry." Jill's Dad then walks over to Azamuku. "What are your intentions with my daughter?"
"Dad!"
"Jill, is that you," asks Jill's Mom, "glad you're back. We got some training to do."
"Training," asks Azamuku.
"My parents think there's an evil demon that could come back," says Jill, embarrassed.
"This sword is the only thing that can harm him," says Jill's Mom.
"Who couldn't a sword hurt," asks Azamuku.
"Mom, this is Azamuku," says Jill, "she's a babe... I mean new!"
"Nice to meet you," says Jill's Mom, "will you be staying for dinner?"
"I'm watching you," says Jill's Dad.
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After dinner, Azamuku was ready to go.
"Your family's... interesting."
"You should meet my brother," says Jill, "he usually has his head in a book."
"Hey, tomorrow, why don't you come over to my place?"
"That... that'll be great," says Jill.
"Then it's a date!" Azamuku then kisses Jill on the cheek and leaves.
Jill then falls to the ground again. Jill's Dad is not amused.
"Dear, it's not like they can have kids," says Jill's Mom.
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Jill came over to Azamuku's house... but it's not a house.
"How can she look the way she does and live in a dump," asks Jill, "poor girl."
"Jill, come on," says Azamuku.
Azamuku grabs Jill's hand and takes her to a pit in the middle of the dump.
"Wow, that's a big hole..." Azamuku then cuts Jill's hand. "Ow! What did you do that for?"
"Sorry, Cutie, but I needed your blood!"
"Oh, well... WHAT?"
Azamuku then drops the blood in the pit and the ground started to shake. Then a big black tree comes out and the tree grows a green face with a long red beard and great flaming eyebrows.
"What is that," asks Jill.
"I met your parents, so I thought it was time you met my Dad."
"Well done, Daughter, for only the blood of the Samurai's descendent could resurrect Aku!"
"Aku," asks Jill, "no. This has to be a dream and soon, I'll be married to Hayley Kiyoko!"
"Sorry to spoil your wedding plans," says Aku, "but this is no dream! I have been watching you child and learned your gender preference. That is why I created Azamuku, so she can seduce you and trick you into coming here so we may use your blood to bring me back and now I can get my revenge on your family and destroy your sword!"
"Dad, wait," says Azamuku, "maybe we could actually spend some time together or..."
"I have no time for nonsense, Daughter, Daddy has work to do!"
Aku then chains Jill to a wall.
"Wait, you didn't say she would be hurt," says Azamuku.
"Don't be so soft, Daughter!" Aku then walks off.
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At Jill's house, Jill's Brother was looking out the window when he sees Aku.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... Mom... Dad... you should look outside!"
Jill's parents look and see Aku.
"We have to get the sword," says Jill's Mom.
They try to get to it, but Aku destroys it.
"Nice try," says Aku.
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Jill was still strapped to the rock.
"I can't believe you used me," says Jill.
"I was just doing what my Father told me to do," says Azamuku.
"Well, he clearly doesn't care about you," says Jill.
"My Father and I are going to rule the world," says Azamuku.
"Then why aren't you with him?"
Azamuku then thinks about it. She was created to manipulate Jill. Now that she has done that, what use does she have now?
Then a large magical horse appears and frees Jill. It gestures for Jill to ride it and invites Azamuku as well.
"I guess we have to ride this thing," says Jill.
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The horse takes Jill and Azamuku to Ra, Vishnu, and Odin.
"Jill, your ancestor's sword has been destroyed."
"Then what do we do," asks Jill.
"We will use your pure spirit to make a new sword," says Odin.
"And you probably wish to punish me," says Azamuku, "I am the cause. Plus, I'm a demon."
"We have talked about it," says Ra.
"We will give you a chance to redeem yourself," says Vishnu.
The Gods then zap Jill, and a new sword is made.
"It's... amazing," says Jill.
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Aku was still rampaging in the city while Jill's family was held captive.
"Nothing can stop Aku!" Then Aku felt a cut. He looked and saw Jill with the sword. "But I destroyed that sword!"
"This is the new sword," says Jill.
Jill and Aku then fought. Aku turned to a scorpion, but Jill managed to dodge the tail and cut it. Aku then turned to an octopus and grabbed her, but Jill cut the tentacles. Aku then turned to a bat and tried to fly away, but another bat knocked him down.
"Daughter," asks Aku.
"Guess I'm rebellious," says Azamuku.
Jill then takes the opportunity to cut Aku again.
"You little..."
Azamuku then pins Aku down and Jill strikes the final blow.
"I'LL BE BACK!" Aku then disappears.
Jill then grabs Azamuku, tilts her, and kisses her right on the lips.
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Jill now trains with her mother. After all, you never know when Aku will return.
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