Mischief with the Mechanic
"It's too quiet...CHARGE IS SET FLASHBANGTHROUGH THE DOOR, POPPING SMOKE MOVE MOVE MOVE" I yelled out as the breaching charge destroyed Team CRDL's door "oh we doing this, ok" Vic responded as he put on the bandanna I handed him. "Fuck it I'm in" Kuma said as he grabbed the extra pepperball gun and started unloading into the room. "I'm not dealing with Goodwitch" Bandit stated, walking away like A COWARD. Glorious chaos unleashed upon unsuspecting racists. Until "Detention all of you immediately" Ms. Badbitch sentenced as soon as she saw us. So I ran. Like a dumbass that forgot that professor can move shit with her mind. "I know that's an another week." I said sadly with my head hung low. We took our little walk of shame leaving behind a suffering and traumatized Team CRDL and a heavily damaged room.
"Say it with me now. Dumb. Ass." That was the first thing I heard out of Conrad's mouth as we walked back to our room. I just sulked back to my workbench and put on headphones to start working again. Technically it's not a workbench it's my bed after I moved my mattress but it works. In the works is a conversion for the fire source for Hot Shit. With some tweaking I think it can use any dust type and not just fire. Meaning I have an ice flamethrower, the ultimate oxymoron. "Oi I was wondering why did you attack Team CRDL" Bandit questioned me as I worked on his latest ammo combos. "They kept messing with the hot as fuck bunny girl so I knocked them down a peg" I responded absentmindedly "So this is your way of flirting without having to talk to the girl" Vandal teased not even looking up from his laptop "NO...shut up" I said my face absolutely burning. "It normal to be nervous about asking someone out" Kuma added reassuring me "but you do need to talk to them tho" "I know but they see me shaking at thought of talking to a girl then I won't be Mek the badass mechanic I'll just be Manny the nervous dweeb that can't even exist near a woman" "Mr. Messiah you can fist fight an Ursa and summon a rocket launcher with a flick of your hand and you think you're not a badass" Vandal said while looking at me with the most incredulous expression. I left the room after that, they didn't follow through. It's ok I wanted to be alone. It was time for testing.
God DAMN I love this, Hot Shit was now Cold Shoulder and it kicked ASS. After the twentieth Grimmicle I shifted it into Blazing Beauty to see if the ice dust would still aid the sword in slaying Grimm. I started revving it up and usually the fire dust heated the blade and added some oomph to my strikes but now ice gathered on the blade and started spreading to the floor. An idea popped into my head and used the forming ice to skate forward and deliver a slash. It worked like a charm, only problem was the sword was heavier due to excess ice on the blade so I used the flame belch on it and a chunk of ice formed at the tip, ready to be used as a hammer. "OUTTA MY FACE" I screamed out as swung the ice block at an approaching Beowolf, decimating its skull and launching it into a tree. "Oh gods, next combat class is gonna kick ass."
"I've been meaning to ask, why is J here" I point at the knight that was fidgeting with his armor in the corner. "Carl invited me" "ITS CONRAD YOU FUCK" "Huh I guess we just adopting idiots" "He's here to borrow my old sixshooter so he can finally win a match"Bandit then comes out his closet with a small but hefty revolver with a speedloader "This is Shortstop, figured you could hold it in your offhand" "He shot me in the face with that. It fuckin hurt." Vandal added and Jaune examined the handgun. It seemed like he was content as he added the handgun to his belt in a crossdraw holster. "Mine is still better" I said drawing my hand cannon, showing it off. "Yours is a war crime waiting to happen" Kuma countered "Maybe but it ain't a war crime the first time" I replied back as holstered my creation. "Don't let Ruby see that she may never stop talking" the knight said as he looked at my backpack. "She scares me" I shuddered "All women scare you tho" Kuma added "But she scares me more" "Coward"
"Mr. Messiah, Today you will be fighting Miss Valkyrie" Oh fuck yeah, fighting Nora bwill be a perfect stress test for my gear. I toss off the blazer from my uniform and grab hoodie from my backpack and I was ready. I put on my headphones and played a song as Nora walked in her battle gear, as Goodwitch started the match Government Trash started blasting in my ears. I rush immediately using the ice form of Blazing Beauty to slide in with a slash but Nora dodged it and came down with her hammer. Rolling off to the side I put away Beauty and pulled out the Babies, Nepo and Sugar,and started unloading into the Valkyrie. She responded with a hail of grenades so I answered back with Boomba using a concussive blast to launch me into the air and fire a rocket at her. So of course she blasted up to meet me but Ol Mek is a beast in the air and fired webs with my Stickies to manipulate my body out of her hammer's way. As I landed with a roll she landed a massive strike on me. It would have won her the match if not for Rooster, my loyal cock blocker, taking the majority of the energy. I uttered my first words for match, "King me" as Maria fired into her chest, ending the match. "Fuck my ribs hurt" I muttered as checked my aura levels to see how close the match was. "Damn how hard do you hit?" I asked quietly as I limped to locker room to wash the soot off my face from the grenades she landed on me. Wonder if Nora is okay. "That. Was. AWESOME!!!!" Oh good she's fine. And probably going to want a rematch soon. Shit.
Mek's TacPack Contents:
Blazing Beauty/Unnamed (Elemental Longsword)
Hot Shit/Cold Shoulder (Fire/Ice Thrower)
Boomba (Double Barrel Rocket Launcher)
Maria (Hand Cannon loaded with 12 gauge slugs)
Stickies (Web Shooters with arrowheads)
Nepo and Sugar (Twin Five-Sevens)
Livewire (Electric Axe/Guitar)
Kami and Kaze (Explosive Knuckledusters)
Rooster (Collapsible Shield)
I will probably add more if I feel like it and Government Trash is a real song.