Dock and Balls Torture
As the sun rose over Vale, so did Vandal from the water carrying the last box of dust into a safe place. "You're done, good now let's check out the fresh meat" Mek commented as he got up from resting spot. "Good idea alway good to be more informed" Bandit agreed as he donned his plate carrier. "I hate my friends, they want me dead" Vandal declared to sky as he wrung out his shirt. "Quit being a bitch." Mek told him as he patted his head.
Walking through the city, Team Deep Fried ran into some familiar faces in a familiar place. "Fancy seeing you ladies here." Conrad greeted Team RWBY as they examined the crime scene his team made. "White Fang, what a bunch of scum." Weiss said. "What's wrong with the White Fang?" A voice asked the heiress. "They're filthy faunus criminals, that's what's wrong with them!" she replied as she turned and faced an unpleased Kuma wearing a shirt that has a symbol very reminiscent of the White Fang. "I suggest you watch what you say High Class never know what a person believes in" Kuma said with simmering anger. "I think we will be on our way, see ya girls" Vandal deflected as he pushed his team away before a race war started. "Dude I thought you were gonna skin her or someth-Ohshit" Mek's thought was interrupted by bumping into a certain ginger. "Sorry miss this mechanic gotta go mess with some machines" Mek then jogged back to his team, away from the redhead thinking 'should've asked for her number she's cute'. "Did a monkey with nunchucks just call those cops shitters."
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Conrad is banned from suicide jokes. He shot himself for comedic effect. Three children are now crying. Vandal is laughing and Mek is trying to calm them. I'm just trying to have a normal weekend.
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trauma build character
"I'm pretty sure I heard the catgirl admit she's a terrorist" Kuma told to his team as he eavesdropped on RWBY. "Aren't you a terrorist too" asked Mek looking from his half finished blades. "Nah the Black Horn is a gang independent of the cause" Kuma responded as he tossed the mechanic another energy drink. "Just stole the logo?" Mek questioned as he caught the can. "Yep." Kuma said popping the 'p' as he opened his own drink.
Sometime later
"Alright so get this I was out tagging some buildings and that monkey dude and emo cat passed me, talking about a HUGE dust shipment!" Vandal exclaimed as he busted into the room. "You knows Torchwick is gonna be there 100 percent." "Ok, sounds like you got a plan too." Bandit told him wanting for the continuation. "Oh yeah, we're gonna sabotage him. So here's my amazing plan..."
"Alright this is a terrible plan but fuck it we're doing it" "Play loud so it covers my tracks." Kuma said as he dons a White Fang mask. "Oh we gonna rock this shit!!" Mek proclaimed loudly gripping Livewire. Vandal asked as struggled with some cymbals. "Now let's get this show on the road, ONE TWO THREE GO!" Mek yelled out as he playing his guitar. As the music started up, Kuma made his entrance into the docks.
Hearing the music, the White Fang started to surround the improvised rock show, aiming guns and pointing blades. "I CANT STAND IT, I KNOW YOU PLANNED IT" Kuma moved past the crowd, weaving in and out of the pack, giving random pats on the back and giving out some extra ammunition. "Looks like we have some entertainment while we work." Torchwick was right next to the bear faunus, lighting a cigar. Kuma just passed by not saying a word. Looking up he spotted a bewildered Blake looking at the scene. The bear just lifted his mask and tapped his ear. "Listen all yall it's a sabotage LISTEN ALL YALL ITS A SABOTAGE" Kuma then raised his hand and in it was a detonator. BOOM. The crowd was immediately dispersed as multiple explosions rippled through it. Even Roman wasn't spared as three arrows impacted his back. Gunfire erupted from everywhere as Team CKIM sprung their trap.
"Drop em, focus on Roman, I want my pound of flesh." Conrad commanded as he swept the legs of a couple grunts. "Vamos cabròn" Mek yelled out as he grabbed ahold of his two short swords, False Oracle and Immortal's Edge, and attached them to his Stickies. Immediately the blades flew at the thief as the mechanic whipped them around on weblike ropes. The thief dodged effortlessly and fired at him, blasting him off his feet. Mek, using Outbreak to reorient himself, returned fire with a rocket from Boomba. Seeing the stunned Torchwick, Kuma engaged his hidden blades and charged in to help fight Roman.
"Vandal, High n' Low" Victor nodded back, understanding Conrad's order,and launched his leader into the air with Mac then started swinging for kneecaps. Landing directly in the shit, Bandit was specially designed for this, as he was immediately skewered by 5 blades. "Penetration before the first date, that's bit forward boys" was Bandit's only response. Then he twisted his body and readied his axe, disarming all the goons and putting them right in his striking range. With a mighty cleave, he shattered their aura and bones.
Amid the chaos, a ninja cat faunus jumped up on a storage crate ready to call out to the White Fang, she was immediately interrupted as more bullheads pulled up, bringing in reinforcements. Except they weren't White Fang. They were The Cat's Pajamas Caravan. The same caravan one Conrad Betteln spent trying to get away from. "Oh fuck this got complicated" slipped from the former bandit's mouth. Three bodies dropped out from the aircraft. The first two faces were unfamiliar but the last face was unforgettable. Because there stood Zap Atochat, a very alive Zap Atochat. "Don't be surprised, don't you know cats have nine lives?"
Fury bubbled in Conrad's stomach as he yelled his next commands. "Vandal, crowd control, Kuma, Roman, Mek, I want these birds grounded, I got the old man!" Bandit charged as soon as the orders left his mouth. Hearing the plan, Mek webbed the nearest aircraft and yanked himself into the air. Seeing as this situation progressed, Kuma berated the two other faunus here "Get the fuck outta here, they aren't White Fang. They're fuckin mercs wearing disguises!" "I have to prove the White Fan-" "THEY ARE FUCKIN HUMANS HERE TOO" Kuma bellowed out. "GO NOW" Kuma ordered as he resumed his fight. Blake and Sun didn't listen and continued to intervene in the fight. Kuma just huffed angrily and continued his assault on the thief.
"Come on. Can't be that slow after our last encounter." Zap teased as he whipped his rapier around, "This fight won't be as easy, I'm afraid." Conrad screamed as he fought, swinging wildly trying to break his former mentor's guard. But nothing worked and Bandit was impaled. "Not gonna fall for that trick again ." Zap told him as he grabbed ahold of Conrad's handgun. He then proceeded to break his hands. "FUCK!!!" "See ya later, squirt." Zap taunted as he brought his pommel down, knocking Conrad unconscious. "Roman, we are leaving NOW" Zap called out as he pulled out a Tommy gun and opened fire on Kuma, pinning him in place.
Victor believes he had the situation contained. But the Cat's Pajamas guys were not fucking around. He signed to fight Grimm, these guys were not Grimm. Mac and Leia were just too slow and predictable to keep up with them. Vandal decided to ditch them, and just started throwing hands. "Fuck it, I ain't scared BRING IT" he challenged as he bobbed and weaved between sword swings and spear stabs. His semblance kicked in, slowing down every thing allowing him to process everything. The only conclusion he came up with was he was going to get his ass beat. 'Welp, let's make em work for it' Vandal thought as he connected a right hook into a goon's liver.
Mek was enjoying himself. It was fun, swinging in between bullheads, sneaking up on unsuspecting pilots and unloading Nepo and Sugar into them and the flight controls. Until he came across the Cat's Caravan and was unceremoniously shot in the face, causing him to hit the ground. Hard. In the middle of an active warzone. He proceeded to get the absolute shit beat out of him. In this moment, Mek realized something. 'I'm gonna die, they are going to kill us'. From the ground, he watched as Bandit was taken out, Kuma getting surrounded, and Vandal fighting for his life. Mek closed his eyes, ready to accept death. But he was saved by an angel with flying swords. "Holy shit that's hot" was the only thing he could say as he saw Penny form a laser with her swords before he passed out from exhaustion.
"Vic, Stay the fuck down" Kuma yelled out using the presence of Penny and Ruby to assist Vandal with an explosive arrow. It hit one of Cat's PJs head taking him out immediately and in the confusion Victor grabbed Mac and with a home run swing crushed the other's aura and nose, making a sickly satisfying crunch. "Good shit, now get the boss and I'll get the tinker." Vandal told Kuma as he retrieved Leia and watched as the rest of goons back off and retreat.
Opening his eyes, Conrad could see cop cars and RWBY having a reunion. "Welcome back, you get to tell Professor Badbitch everything cuz I'm not doing it." Kuma joked with his leader as Bandit peeled his head off of the bear's shoulder. Groaning and stretching out, Conrad took inventory of his team. Kuma looked fine but had more than a few bullet holes in his jacket. Victor was bruised and had a sprained ankle but was still laughing so all good on that front. Mek came out looking the worst, with a black eye, bloody nose, torn clothing and holding his arm like it was broken, but the fire in his eyes was still there. "I think we came good considering last time I fought Zap and his cronies I had duct tape my organs in." Bandit said playfully,until his face turned serious,"But this is a bad omen, look alive we ain't out of the woods yet." Team CKIM looked grim but ready to fight the new threat.
Until in the crowd of police, one of the cops said something Vandal hoped he wouldn't hear. "Hey didn't you spray paint dicks all over our cars?!?" "Keep kicking me while I'm down" was all that could be heard from Victor as he was dogpiled by a number of unhappy officers.
Fuck I procrastinated like a sonabitch on this one.