The camera showed the title card before going to the recap. The scene showed various teams in jail before showing MacArthur boomerang-ing the Ice Dancers and the Stepbrothers giving each other a high five in the interview room. The scene showed the best friends and Devin sobbing, before showing the Rockers in their cell and them being eliminated.
"Last time on the Ridonculous Race, our teams were sent to big house, and friends became enemies. Enemies became friends. And with the power of love inside him, Devin won the phone call to his special lady, who dumped him... for the tennis instructor! It was really sad, and it still is. One could argue, however, that the Rockers having their final performance was even sadder."
The view switched to Don and Devin on a farm, the latter of which was still sobbing. "I still can't believe it. The tennis instructor! That never happens! Ha!" Don smiled to the camera. "Which team will be dumped this week?"
Devin sobbed even louder, causing the host to frown. "Man, this is just sad." He put a paper bag of a picture of Devin smiling over the heartbroken man's head. "Much better." He turned back the camera with his arms wide open. "This is- the Ridonculous Race!"
He gave the camera his brightest smile.
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"We're back in Australia and the winners of last round are the first to get a travel tip." Don announced.
Carrie shoved the paper-bagged Devin to the Don Box. "Hey, maybe grabbing the first tip will help you feel better? You wanna try it?" Devin sobbed harder, inadvertently slamming his head onto the button of the Don Box and it dispensed a tip. "Or maybe I can get it." Carrie took the tip.
The scene switched to an interview, with a sobbing Devin hugging a tree.
"Shelly dumped Devin which is horrible..." She smiled. "But also amazing! He might not think it's amazing yet, but he will. Just watch."
Back at the farm, Carrie was trying to console Devin. "Come on, it's not the end of the world." She put her hand on his shoulder. "You've got so many people who care about you."
"Hey, you're right." Devin answered. "I bet she didn't even dump me. I probably misheard her."
"Uh..."
"Just wait till I tell Shelley about this." He started walking away. "We are gonna laugh and laugh..."
"Well that backfired..." Carrie lamented.
Chet came up running, with Lorenzo not too far behind him. "Move already! Me and my awesome bro are up!"
The scene switched to them in the interview room.
"We used to hate each other big time." Chet said as Lorenzo nodded in agreement. "But now we're super Bros ultimate supreme edition."
"We have our own theme song!" Lorenzo told them.
The two sang their song. "Stepbrothers! Stepbrothers! We're the Stepbrothers!"
"We even made tattoos of each other's faces with markers!" Lorenzo added.
They lifted up their shirts, only to see that Chet had drawn his own face instead of Lorenzo's.
"Uh, I thought we were doing our own faces." he nervously answered.
The scene switched to them getting the tip.
"It's an all-in." Chet told his step-bro.
"Bunny bagging." Lorenzo read. "Bunny bagging?"
The scene switched to Don at the ranch. "Yes, bunny bagging. These fellers seem cute and harmless, but they're considered thieving rodents to Australia's farmers. The Aussies put up fences but they still get in." A farmer with a pitchfork was seen running around trying to get rid of them. "Each team must collect ten rabbits in a sack and turn them in to this jolly fella." The farmer was shown panting before focusing on Don. "And as an added bonus, somewhere on this farm is an albino bunny. The team that finds it can skip directly to the next challenge."
"Alright, Emma, let's save this farm!" Kitty exclaimed.
The Sisters and most of the other teams cheered as everyone ran forth. As the teams ran forth, the camera showed Jacques and Josee in the very back, still wearing their black uniforms as all the teams unintentionally destroyed part of the cabbage patch.
Brody picked up two cabbages. "Here albino bino bino!" The farmer looked annoyed and crossed his arms as Brody smashed the cabbages together. "Don't worry, bud, we'll get those rabbits!"
A few rabbits were shown eating cabbage heads, and Jacques grabbed a rabbit... "It's in the bag!" Only for it to try and scratch his face. "A little help here?!"
"Not now, I'm busy glaring." Josee looked at MacArthur, who quickly noticed.
The scene switched to the Ice Dancers in the interview room.
"They boomeranged us and nearly booted us out. I want revenge." Josee told them. "Winning's no longer enough- I need to be the one that makes them lose!"
"I think it's still enough!" Jacques answered.
Jacques flinched and fell out of his seat as Josee screamed, "YOU'RE WRONG!"
Back at the farm, Josee approached Ennui. "Hey there, buddy. Do you mind if I borrow some of your makeup?"
Josee smiled sweetly as Ennui remained unamused. "Don't pretend to be friendly. It's gross. But you can use my makeup if you tell me where you scored that unitard."
She smirked as the scene switched to the Adversity Twins, with Jay shaking.
"We... we have to bag... rabbits?!" Jay asked.
"Oh boy... This is going to be tough..."
The scene switched to Mickey standing outside the farm, with Jay curled into a ball in the background.
"Jay has a fear of rabbits. We were invited to our friend DJ's house for his birthday and his pet bunny attacked him. He slashed and bit at him and he's had a deep fear of rabbits ever since." Mickey sighed. "Looks like it's up to me."
The scene switched to the Haters as Ryan punched his right arm into the ground to catch the bunny, which failed. Upon doing the same thing with the left arm and failing, the bunny laughed. He smacked his face into the ground, showing the bunny's tail caught in his teeth.
"Wow, big strong man caught a bunny." Stephanie commented.
The bunny whined and folded its arms before being dropped into the sack.
"We only have two? There's gotta be an easier..." The two turned to Ennui with surprised looks. "Woah, what is Ennui doing?"
Several bunnies were shown cuddling Ennui. "Ugh... Crimson, it's happening again."
The scene switched to the Goths in the interview room.
"Cute and fluffy animals love Ennui. It's adorable." Crimson began.
Ennui folded his arms. "I don't wanna talk about it."
"We hate adorable."
Back at the farm, Ennui pulled a rabbit off of him and held it in his hand. "Ugh! Your affection revolts me."
He dropped the rabbit in the sack. The scene switched to the Stepbrothers looking in the bushes for the bunnies.
"There's one- grab it!" Chet ordered.
Lorenzo stammered upon seeing it before switching to him alone. "I thought it was a kangaroo, but Chet's the smart one. I mean, I didn't wanna look dumb." The scene switched back to real time. "I've never seen a rabbit like this before. Maybe it's the albino!"
Chet was shown talking to the camera. "I didn't think it was the albino rabbit because it wasn't white or a rabbit, but Lorenzo's the smart one. So..." Back in the present... "Yep, an albino rabbit! That's what that is!"
The kangaroo kicked Lorenzo with its large feet back-first into a tree and he fell down face-first into the ground. Upon landing and started stopping on Lorenzo's back.
"Ow! Make it stop! Make it stop! Ow! Is anything more painful than this?!" Chet cringed, unsure how to help him.
Jay was shown holding the bag as Mickey ran around chasing the rabbits.
"Come here, bunnies!"
Mickey tripped and fell over a cabbage head, landing on his face, groaning in pain.
Jay looked saddened. "We're doomed."
The scene transitioned to the Cadets, pointing their fingers like guns at the bunnies.
"Freeze! Everyone down on the ground, hands behind your ears!" MacArthur ordered. "That's right bunnies, the salad bar's closed."
Jacques, who was watching the scene with Josee behind a tree, turned back to his teammate. "I don't understand. How is sacrificing one of our rabbits going to sabotage them?"
Josee took a light brown bunny and answered, "Watch and learn." Taking the makeup Ennui gave her, she coated it with white powder.
Sanders put a bunny into the sack. "That's the last one."
MacArthur gasped as the camera zoomed out to reveal the fake albino bunny. "It's the ring-leader!"
"But we have more than enough rabbits to..."
"We got a runner!" She dropped the sack and took the bait.
"MacArthur, wait!" She groaned as their bunnies escaped. "Oh!"
The Ice Dancers were shown hysterically laughing in the interview room.
Josee smirked, "Take that, meter-maids!"
Meanwhile, Devin snatched up two rabbits, one in each hand. "Yes! Shelley is going to be so proud!"
Even the rabbits looked at him weirdly as Carrie asked, "I don't think she'll care. She broke with you, remember?"
Devin laughed at her. "Carrie, come on... That was a misunderstanding."
"I remember her breaking up with you."
"No she didn't!"
"I heard her voice and she literally..."
Devin pressed the rabbits to his ears. "I can't hear you." He started walking away. "Na-na na-na na!"
The Haters watched with their arms folded before switching to them in the interview.
"Why do people get affected by breakups? Just forget and move on." Stephanie said.
"Get over it and get on with it." Ryan added.
"That's what I just said!
"Well I said it better!"
Back at the farm, Devin was still in denial, singing, "Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!"
Carrie sighed. "Oh..."
"Is everything okay?" a familiar voice asked.
Carrie turned to find Kitty standing there holding a rabbit in her arms.
"Devin isn't doing well, and.. I don't know how to help him."
"He's just going through the seven stages of heartbreak."
She raised an eyebrow. "Seven stages of heartbreak?"
Kitty petted the rabbit and explained, "The first one is denial. Next is Anger, followed by desperation, and then we get to the worst stage; rock bottom. But once he gets past that, things go upward as he learns acceptance, has a resolution of negative feelings and finally, the open door to love, which means that he is willing to accept new love again."
"So how long does all of that take?"
"There's no real set timeline. For Emma, it took her years to get past the resolution of negative feelings. But hopefully, Devin won't take that long."
"I sure hope so..."
Kitty put her hand to Carrie's shoulder and smiled to reassure her friend. "Cheer up, you're already friends, so, hopefully he'll realize what an amazing person you are."
As Kitty left, Carrie pondered over her friend's words.
Meanwhile, Chet and Lorenzo were eyeing the kangaroo.
"Now!" Chet ordered.
They bagged the kangaroo.
"We got it!" Lorenzo cheered.
"Go, stepbros, go-oh!"
The kangaroo started hopping around, taking the Stepbrothers with em. The bagged kangaroo hopped several more times, causing the stepbrothers to scream in pain each time they landed on the ground. They eventually jumped in the way of a tractor, and the farmer had to suddenly break to a stop to avoid hitting them. The kangeroo dragged the brothers along, and the fake albino bunny hoped on the tractor before jumping off.
MacArthur shoved the farmer off the tractor and showed her police badge. "Police emergency, I'm appropriating this vehicle."
Banjo music started to play as the tomboy cop put her foot to gas and chased the bunny through a cabbage field.
"Your crop destroying days are over!" she exclaimed, unable to see the irony in her statement.
She crushed a fence with her tractor and chased the bunny through a cornfield, creating a clear pathway through it. As she realized as was approaching a gas tank, she slammed the brakes and barely managed to stop in time... Only for it to blow up in her face. The white bunny blew a raspberry at her.
Out of a roaring fire came MacArthur, now blackened and full of rage. She continued her pursuit of the bunny, cutting through the cornfield path she had created. As she exited the cornfield, the stepbrothers were still being dragged around by the kangaroo, screaming in pain as the bunny found himself on a dock. The brute cadet stopped the tractor, cornering the bunny.
"Well, well, look what's up on this dock." The bunny made chattering sounds and gestured to something behind her. "What, you want me to turn around? I'm not falling for..."
The stepbrothers and the bagged kangaroo landed on top of her, causing her to hit the gas pedal in confusion go flying towards the lake with the white bunny looking on in wonder.
Back at the farm, the Surfer Dudes had finished the challenge, with Geoff
"Woohoo! We got ten rabbits!"
Their apparent victory soon came to a halt as they heard a splash.
"Wow, did you see that tractor take a dive?"
"Oh, oui. Deadly. I wonder who's driving..."
"MacArthur!
"That's why I heard her scream-" He used a very convincing voice. "Help me, Brody!"
He gasped at hearing this news. "I'm coming!
"Dude! Wait, we need to...!" Geoff sighed and put down the bag. "Stay little bunnies." He ran after his friend, calling out, "Brody!"
The Ice Dancers approached the bag. "Oh look!" Josee rubbed her hands together in a smirk. "We got our ten rabbits!"
"Oh, so evil!"
The scene switched to them in the interview room.
"Tricking those surfers is as easy as a triple salcow in Saskatchewan."
Back at the farm, Mickey was shown holding two bunnies in his arms, cradling them as he made his way back to his older twin brother. He dropped them in the sack his brother held. "Alright, that's how many down?"
"Let's see, we got... Two." Jay said. "Well, it's better than nothing I guess."
Mickey gave a proud smile. "Don't worry, big bro, I got this." Just then, a bunny was shown growling at his feet before biting him offscreen. "Or maybe not! Ahh!"
Josee dropped the bag at the farmer's feet. "Here. Now tip us."
"'Glide asunder from the great down under.'" Jacques read. "Huh?"
Footage was shown of the gliders in Australia... to Don at the mountainous chill zone.
"That's right. Teams must now take one of these gliders and fly away from Australia to this chill zone at New Zealand's aspiring mountain." He pressed his finger to a bluetooth speaker in his ear. "Will our teams know there's a New Zealand? They will. Good!"
A flash-cut of an intern helping the Ice Dancers lift up into the air was shown, with nervous Josee in the back and a nervous Jacques at the wheel as they lifted off.
Don narrated all the while, "As the Ice Dancers hurtle into first place, more teams find unique ways to bag their bunnies."
Junior was shown using a carrot to lure a rabbit into the sack, who was quickly bagged by his father Dwayne.
"Some good..."
Bunnies were tossed in the sack that Ennui held. "Some great."
"Others not so great."
Mickey was shown chasing a bunny, and when he grabbed it, it bit his finger, so he flung it off and it chewed on the sack, allowing the two bunnies they caught earlier to escape. He sighed in frustration before falling backwards onto the ground.
The scene switched to the Sisters, with Kitty holding the sack as she and Emma chased after bunnies. Unfortunately, they both ran into each other, failing to catch any.
Chet and Lorenzo were shown crawling out of the lake they had unwittingly dived into.
"I figured maybe it was time to give that poor albino a rest." Lorenzo narrated.
They fell down before the scene switched to them in the interview room.
"Totally, I mean, we didn't want to hurt it." Chet added.
"Yeah, they're probably endangered."
Chet knelt up and widened his eyes as he saw two ears poking out of a bush. "Hey, look. Non-albino ears!"
"Grab it!" Lorenzo ordered.
He did so. Those ears, unfortunately, belonged to a baby kangaroo. The mother kangaroo that the Stepbrothers found earlier took her baby.
"Oh, is this your mom?" Chet nervously asked. There, there, little bunny..." The mother kangaroo kicked them into a nearby rock. Chet and Lorenzo were shown in pain. "I hate... albinos."
Meanwhile, the Goths turned in their bag of bunnies to the farmer. "Take these away from us." Ennui stated. The farmer handed them their tip as he took the bag. "I never wanna see those fluffy balls of lame again."
"It's so strange. How could something so cute destroy a whole continent?" Crimson asked.
"They're like a plague. A happy, hopping plague of famine and death..."
The Goths turned around as the bag shook a bit and a black bunny crawled out and stared at the Goths. Ennui blinked as the scene switched to the Haters.
"There goes second place and only have two rabbits!" Stephanie complained.
"Uh, Steph..." Ryan began.
Stephanie looked inside the bag, seeing eight baby rabbits in addition to the two they had already caught. "Aw..."
In the interview room, she commented, "They're so cute!"
"Not as cute as you..."
"Aw..."
The scene shifted to Carrie and Devin, the former of whom was looking inside their team's sack.
"Four bunnies?" She looked at the other teams who had completed their task, then at Devin, who was having trouble catching more bunnies. "I need to speed things up. But how?" She approached her partner. "Hey Devin. Great job you're doing! I'm surprised that you're not too angry at Shelley to concentrate on the challenge."
"Angry? Why would I be angry?"
"Oh... You know... Shelley's out there, laughing, playing tennis, partying all over town..."
"No, it's just that... that..." He scowled. "Who takes tennis lessons anyway?!"
"Oh, someone's getting an-gry!" Carrie spoke to the camera.
Devin proclaimed, "I'll show her!"
He chased after the bunnies ruthlessly and threw them over to Carrie.
