Author's Notes;
-Sorry for no updates in a long time, I've been... distracted. By real life and by other fanfics (mainly the RWBY fic Everlasting Light I'm writing). I'll try to update more often, but I make no promises.
-Guest named Jaslene L; I think you misunderstand the situation a little. Mickey and Kitty are not dating (not yet anyway, but it could happen), and Kitty doesn't want the twins gone. She wants to give them a fair chance at the race; both because she's a kind person and because she likes Mickey.
Emma, however, doesn't. She's mad at them for two reasons; one, the twins accidentally caused their air-glider to crash into the sisters glider during "Brazilian Painforest" (which Jay sneezed and somehow caused) and two, more importantly, she views the twins as responsible for the elimination of the Reality TV Pros (one of which, Noah, was her love interest/boyfriend). Emma is suspicious of Kitty, and Kitty doesn't want to say anything due to her sister. If this discord continues, it could break the sisters apart and lead to their downfall.
Anyway, onto part 2 of "Little Bull on the Prairie".
All the while, the Cadets and the Ice Dancers, who were traveling on foot, had made it to the dude ranch. The Ice Dancers were slightly behind the lady cops.
"Hustle!" MacArthur ordered Sanders. Sanders pressed the box and got their tip, which she ran off with. "Ha! In your faces!" MacArthur taunted before running to catch up with her partner.
The Ice Dancers angrily got their tip before running along. Just as they entered the building, the Sisters car had pulled up to the ranch.
"We made it, safe and sound!" Emma cheered.
She got out of the vehicle.
"Watch out!" Jay and Mickey screamed.
Jay's face was barely visible over the large group of animals with Mickey sticking his arm out. Emma screamed and ran back to her car only seconds before the twins car crashed by hers, taking the door with them.
"Sorry!" Jay apologized.
"Oh no..." Kitty mumbled.
Then he ran over the tip box and put his foot on the brakes, just stopping in time to avoiding crashing onto the bottom of a cliff.
Interview; Adversity Twins
The twins were shown with a pig on Mickey's lap, a squirrel and goose on top of the pig, a horse behind them, a bluebird on Jay's head, a couple of snuggling rabbits on his lap and a racoon on his lifted left leg.
"Okay, it's official." Jay began. "When we get home; practice driving in a safe and deserted environment."
Mickey nodded. "Agreed. I'm just glad that no one got hurt."
End Interview
The Cadets entered the dining room.
"MacArthur! Over here!" Brody called.
Brody screamed as he was flung from the mechanical bull. Sanders squinted and MacArthur smiled at his landing strategy.
"Nice impact positioning." MacArthur complimented.
"I like her..." he spoke softly before fainting.
MacArthur looked at the pot of food. "A disgusting amount of pork and beans? For free! Alright!" She started chowing down, Sanders tried to eat, only for MacArthur to knock the spoon out of her hand. "Get your own pot!"
The brute cop continued to eat as Sanders spoke to the audience and her partner.
Interview; Cadets
"Someone has a bit of a sharing problem." Sanders told the audience.
"You're right, and I forgive you." MacArthur said, missing the point.
End Interview
"Those guys are so reckless!" Emma complained about the twins.
Kitty gave her sister a glare and a raised eyebrow. "But if it was Noah and Owen, wouldn't it be the same?"
"No!" They were given a pot by a cowboy server. "Now come on, help me eat this food!"
The Twins looked at their pot.
"Man, this is huge!" Mickey exclaimed.
"Come on! We can do it!" Jay encouraged. "There's two of us and one of it!"
A montage began of teams entering the dining room, eating from their pots and Brody trying to stay on the bull and failing, with accompanying upbeat country banjo music. The twins picked up their spoons and ate from the pot as Brody was hurled into the ceiling by the bull.
Interview; Ice Dancers
"There are worse things to choke down." Jacques began.
"Like a silver medal." Josee began.
They shuddered at the thought.
End Interview
Brody crashed behind the bar again.
The twins were eating at their pot, already about a fourth of the way through it.
"Mmm. This is delicious." Jay complimented.
"Tastes just like grandma would make." Mickey stated.
Emma glared at the twins, and Kitty was quick to notice. "Emma, is something wrong?"
"It's nothing. Just eat!"
Kitty resumed eating after that.
The botch or watch challenge continued. "While the rest of our teams choke down pork and beans, our current leaders are trying not to choke." Don narrated.
"Brod-man's not doing so good," Geoff told the audience. "but nobody's even tried the bull yet, so we're still golden."
Brody was thrown off the bull... again, only this time onto his own partner.
Stephanie looked into the pot of pork and beans. "Come on babe, you can do this." Ryan encouraged. "You're scarier, stronger and meaner than anyone I know."
"Take a deep breath."
Stephanie still gagged.
"You know what?" Ryan began. "Maybe you can't do it. Maybe you're not as strong as I thought. You're nothing but a... loser!"
She gasped, "I am... not... a loser!" and quickly started to eat the beans.
Interview; The Haters
In the interview room, Stephanie held her stomach as Ryan smiled to the audience.
"As a certificated trainer, I know how to motivate people who lack confidence." Ryan explained.
"I'm confident, these beans aren't are gonna stay down long..."
She immediately ran off screen and threw up.
End Interview
Mickey groaned, holding his stomach with one hand. They were only half of the way through their pot.
"Oh man, I'm already feeling full..."
"Come on, Mickey! We can do this!" Jay encouraged.
Jay's own stomach seemed to groan.
"Yes, you can!" Kitty cheered.
"Are you... cheering for the enemy?" Emma asked, clearly annoyed.
"Did I?" Kitty asked, feigning ignorance. "Or am I just supporting my fellow competitors?"
Emma groaned, soon forgetting about her sister's words.
Devin burped. "Woah, that was a lot of beans. What's the challenge?"
Brody crashed again into the wall for the eleventh time.
"Other teams are catching up!" Geoff warned.
"Don't worry, I got this." Brody reassured him.
Brody was hurled into the wall again. He mumbled incoherently to his teammate.
Sanders reminded her partner, "MacArthur, it's an all-in challenge, we both have to eat."
The strong cop stopped eating briefly. "You want some? Prove it!"
"Prove it?! Why, wait... Hey, is that guy stealing from the cash register?"
"Huh?" MacArthur turned away and gasped as Sanders ate a few spoonfuls of beans. "Clever girl."
Sanders smiled as the Best Friends took their first attempt; Devin got on the bull.
"First place, here we... Ahh!"
Carrie squinted as Devin was hurled off the bull.
Geoff was helping his friend stand. "Don't feel bad, dude. That bull is like, unbeatable."
At that moment, Crimson was riding the mechanical bull, her legs aside, and the bull seemed to be subdued in nature. Ennui stood by, holding their bunny Loki in his palm as she passed with flying colors.
"Come on."
Interview; Goths
"Riding mechanical bulls is way easier than riding real bulls." Crimson held her hand up. "I don't want to talk about it."
End Interview
The Haters finished their pot.
"There, done." the woman said.
"Now, grab the tip." Ryan commanded.
Stephanie raised an eyebrow, counter-posing, "Why don't you grab the tip?"
"I wish I had taken the tip, then you'd be the one riding the bull." Brody complained as Geoff helped him walk across the room.
The two briefly glared at each other before Ryan grabbed the tip, keeping it out of Stephanie's reach.
"It's an either-or," Ryan began.
"No!" Stephanie screamed.
Back at the bull, Brody was feeling disappointed.
"I'd hang my hat now, but I don't have one." Brody said.
"Bro, I have a hat." Geoff put his hat on Brody's head. "Wear it with pride and get ready to seriously rock this. Seriously, there's no way you can't do it now."
He cheered as he rode the bull with ease.
"I did it!" Brody cheered.
Geoff got his hat back. "Let's go, dude!"
As the Surfer Dudes left, MacArthur complimented, "Way to pile that bull with your beefy thighs Brody." Sanders took the tip from the pot. "Haha, yeah!"
The Cadets ran forth and the Ice Dancers ate at the pot, only faster.
The scene transitioned to the Goths and Surfer Dudes as Don narrated, "As the Ice Dancers find themselves behind the Cadets again, it's a race between the Surfer Dudes and Goths for first place."
The Goths made it up the mountain to the Carpet of Completion first.
"Goths, it oddly pleases me to tell you that are the first team to arrive."
"Wahoo." Crimson said, apparently unexcited.
"Surfer Dudes, you're in second."
"Wahoo!" they cheered.
"As the race for first place ends, the race to not up-chuck beans and pork all over yourself is still going strong." Don narrated.
Devin screamed, but successfully completed the challenge. The Best Friends cheered as they moved on.
"Yahoo, I did it. Uh-oh."
Devin ran, throwing up off screen.
"Let me take this challenge, sport-o." Dwayne said. "Grab the tip."
Stephanie tried to take on the challenge, only for her to get tossed aside and barfed up a storm off-screen. Ryan squinted in concern.
At the carpet of completion, The Best Friends arrived at the chill zone. "You're in third place." Don told them.
"Third?" Devin sulked.
Interview; Best Friends
"At this rate, I'll never get Shelley to take me back."
"Don't worry homie." she reassured him. "Maybe we'll win first place next round."
At this, Devin smiled. "Thanks Carrie. I couldn't have asked for a better partner."
End Interview
"Back at the restaurant, the Ice Dancers are finally finished with their pot, leaving only the twins who are still eating." Don narrated.
The Twins had a quarter of the pot left. Jay was having difficulty holding the spoon.
"Come on, Jay. You got this!" Mickey exclaimed.
Jay responded, "It feels like my stomach's going to burst."
Mickey took his empty spoon in one hand, and held his older brother's hand with the other. "Hey. You didn't give up on me, and I'm not giving up on you."
Jay smiled. "Thanks, Mickey."
They resumed eating.
As the Ice Dancers lined up for the bull challenge, MacArthur fiercely held onto the mechanical bull with her arms around its neck. "Slow your roll meatball! Eight seconds! Nailed it!"
The Cadets ran off as the Ice Dancers growled, but the sisters, aka Kitty, were rocking the bull-riding challenge. Kitty cheered in delight as she beat the time on her first try.
"Wahoo!"
Interview; The Sisters
"I have to say I'm really impressed." Emma complimented.
"Finally!" Kitty cheered.
She took a selfie with them, surprising the older sister.
End Interview
The sisters leaved as the twins finally finished their pot. They groaned, their stomachs full to bursting.
Jay groaned. "Finally done."
Mickey groaned. "Who's going?"
"I'll go, grab the tip."
Mickey took the tip and they went to the bull as Stephanie failed the challenge and threw up, again.
"Ouch." the older one squinted. "Well, I'm up."
Jay got onto the bull, only to last a second before being thrown into the wall, causing his younger twin brother to be horrified.
"Jay!" Mickey rushed to his side as Jay groaned, his head showing stars around it. "Maybe I should have taken the challenge. I don't want my brother getting a concussion, and I actually have a helmet... Oh..."
As the twins tried to recover from their failure, Jacques sat up, clinched his buttcheeks and flashed a smile to the camera. He screamed as he rid the slightly less aggressive bull. Even after the timer had reached eight seconds, he still screamed.
"Are you finished?" Josee asked.
The Ice Dancers ran off, leaving Jay to attempt the challenge once again, with no luck.
A brief montage began, showing the Sisters, the Cadets and the Ice Dancers.
"Fourth!"
"Fifth!"
"Sixth!"
The camera showed icons for The Adversity Twins, Father and Son and the Haters.
"As time counts down, these three teams are about to be the failure of the day." Don narrated.
Dwayne was thrown off the bull and into a nearby haystack.
"Well, look on the bright side, the other teams don't seem to be faring too well." Jay said weakly.
Mickey asked his brother, "Don't you think that's harsh?"
Stephanie got thrown into the wall and hurled again. Mickey didn't get an answer as Jay got back on.
"Well, here we go."
Jay wrapped his arms tightly around the bull and held on closely. As the seconds ticked up, he just barely made it, being knocked into the haystack where Dwayne was earlier.
"Yes! Third time's the charm! Let's go!"
Jay groaned, trying hard not to throw up.
Stephanie got on again as the twins ran out of the restaurant and onto the carpet of completion.
"7th place!"
Jay shouted, "Wahoo!"
"We made it!" Mickey added.
At that moment, Jay's nausea reared it's ugly head as he bent up and threw up. "Not on the rug!"
"Sorry!"
Don sighed, the camera turning back to the restaurant's mechanical bull ride.
"As the race for not last heats up, it's a tie between The Haters and Father and Son. Who's going to choke on defeat?"
Stephanie quickly got up and finished the challenge, as Dwayne held a steak to his bruised left eye.
"You're up again, dad, cause there's no one else left."
"It's official, I jinxed us. We're toast."
"No we're not. If we finish the bull and run really fast, we might beat the Haters."
"Son, the pain I'm in calls for emergency care. But your words are all the medicine I need."
Dwayne got onto the bull and sure enough, passed the challenge. The Haters and Father and Son ran through, but Stephanie was still throwing up, much to the shock and disgust of her partner.
"With our final team besting the bull, it's a footrace to not come in last." Don narrated.
As both teams tried to catch up, both teams narrowed their sights on the gold carpet.
Dwayne and Junior made it first.
"Sort of congratulations, you're still in the race."
"Wahoo!" they cheered.
Only a second behind, the Haters arrived.
"Daters, I mean, Haters, I'm afraid you're out of the race."
Stephanie cried out in sorrow, "Noooooooo!"
Ryan raised an eyebrow. "For real?"
"Yes, for real."
Stephanie cried. "I can't believe it. We lost. We tried so hard."
A losing montage began as the Daters/Haters reminisced on their time on the show. Stephanie slapping Ryan in Zimbabwe, Stephanie being pulled in skydiving off a bridge in Maori, the Daters in the Brazilian jungle, Ryan and Stephanie in the Hawaiian wedding outfits as the former walked on hot coals, the latter pulling the coffin with Ryan in it and Stephanie riding on top of Ryan's shoulder in Iceland in the geyser fields.
"What happened to us? What went wrong?" Stephanie asked.
"Maybe you were so sick of me that you just couldn't stand me anymore." Ryan answered.
"Ha ha, very funny. The sickness has finally gone away, but now my head hurts..."
"You're probably just dehydrated. You did throw up a lot."
"I'd love to argue, but you're probably right."
"Really? You're agreeing with me?
"It's better than the alternative."
The two went into the sunset.
Ryan asked, "And what is the alternative? Stephanie? Steph?"
There was no answer from her as the scene faded to black.