The episode begins at the previous episode's chill zone. The goths got to get a travel tip first. It tells them to go to Brazil.
"Finally!" Laurie said. "A place where we can make peace with animals."
"I agree," Miles said. "If I have to eat one more piece of meat before the day is out…"
"Let's not go there," Dwayne Junior said.
"Yeah," Ryan said. "We don't need Laurie beating anyone else up over that."
Don: Brazil. Sunny, sunny Brazil, home to bossa nova music, makers of fine coffee, and other things that keep me awake at night. Teams will travel here on these chartered planes. The first eight teams take a direct flight. The last seven will arrive two hours later because they're on the milk run.
It becomes literally true when a cow is heard in the background.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Laurie said.
At the airport, the first eight teams are able to get on the plane. Dwayne Senior is seen with the fossil, of which he wants to give to Dwayne junior's mom.
"That's actually nice of him," Carrie said.
"I can tell," Dwayne Junior said. "Still feel bad about taking it."
Dwayne Senior: It was an accident. We didn't know it was theirs, pal. Besides, happy wife, happy life.
"Whatever you say daddy Dwayne," Macarthur said.
On board, Noah states that Owen's fear of flying in Military planes has resurfaced.
Owen: Can you blame me? I almost died.
"Everyone from Total Drama's third season almost died," Geoff said.
Those who weren't there dropped their jaws.
"Are you kidding me?" Emma asked. "How is that icky Chris McLean dude not in jail?"
"He only went for one year," Owen said.
"Because the old camp was covered in radioactive waste," Erin added. "That should've been 12 years!"
Everyone else got emotionally shocked.
"Woah!" Carrie said.
While waiting for the plane to leave, Owen chooses to use Noah as a replacement bear. At the same time, the ice dancers express their anger about failing to finish first. The first plane finally leaves, but gets delayed after receiving a flat tire, which sends the second flight in the air first.
"Damn!" Noah said. "That quickly turned the tables on some teams," Macarthur said.
"We can make up for lost time now!" Sanders said.
"Alright!" Laurie said while giving Miles a high five.
On the second flight, Spud is on a cow, the vegans are petting a sheep and the others look grossed out.
"We'd rather play with animals than eat them," Miles said.
"Even if they're super smelly?" Ryan asked.
Kelly tries to get Taylor to be one with a cow, but it backfires when a cow farts on her. All the boys, along with Stephanie and Macarthur, laughed their asses off.
"Looks like karma came to hurt some teams early," Macarthur said.
"Only boys would enjoy that stuff," Sanders said.
"Heck yeah!" Geoff commented.
"Aren't you glad my dad isn't around to see that?" Dwayne Junior asked.
*Interview break* Taylor: It pooped on my boots.
Kelly: Everyone thought we wouldn't last two days on the show, or that we'd never survive outside of the hills. We may be a lot of things, but we're not quitters. *End interview break*
"Neither are we!" Sanders said.
"Nor us," Laurie said.
Taylor wants to quit after kicking a goat, but accepts to stay because Kelly will buy her a car. The goat then hits Taylor back. This time, everyone laughed.
"You had that coming, Taylor," Mary said.
Laurie is then seen moaning over the previous round.
Miles: *After slapping Laurie* You need to calm down. What happens in Iceland, stays in Iceland. Okay?
"I agree," Carrie said. "It's better to forget the bad times and focus on the good ones."
Laurie sighed, but it grossed Miles because the breath smells like sheep head.
"Nasty," Geoff said.
"Unbelievable," Stephanie said.
"I think all the mints were on that other flight," Owen said.
"My dad just had to drop that fossil," Dwayne Junior said to himself.
The second flight finally arrives in Brazil, which allows the twins to escape.
Mickey: We have our answer. Our lactose intolerance extends to even being near cows.
Jay: Can you find some toilet paper, or napkins?
It then changes to clean pants.
"Oh man!" Miles said. "And Laurie and I thought we were having a rough day."
"Maybe this race wasn't for them," Kitty said. "I feel even more bad for them than last time."
"No kidding," Emma said.
Macarthur: It's a botch or watch.
Don: In this botch or watch, whoever didn't swim with sharks in the Mediterranean must try to perform a traditional Brazilian rite of passage, and stick their hand inside a mitten full of venomous bullet ants to receive their next travel tip.
"Talk about insane duty," Emma said.
"Yeah," Stephanie said. "Wait. I just realized something."
"What?" Laurie asked.
"You really beat him up," Stephanie answered. "Look at how swollen and black his eyes are."
Everyone looked and got shocked.
"Woah!" Brody said. "She's right."
"Unbelievable," Kitty said.
"Maybe I should be glad it wasn't my dad," Dwayne Junior thought.
Luckily for the teams, the pain only lasts 24 hours.
"Good," Geoff said. "The pain is not permanent."
One of the bones the ants had earlier flies out and hits Mickey.
"Rude!" Miles said.
"Those ants aren't scary," Laurie said. "They're just aggressive bullies."
Mickey: I've been bitten by venomous creatures so often, I've developed an immunity. Last year on a school trip to sea Ville, a box jellyfish sat on my head like a hat.
While trying to high five Jay, Mickey accidentally pushes Laurie to which she lands face first into the mitt, thus getting bitten in the face by the bullet ants.
Mickey: I'm so sorry.
Laurie: No! I deserve that.
It then shows that Laurie's face is all swollen up, which scares everyone there at the time. Jaws quickly dropped.
"What!?" Kitty started.
"The!?" Owen added.
"Hell!?" Macarthur finished. "I know it's just for 24 hours, but holy similar!"
"It was that bad?" Laurie asked. "Guess karma came back to bite me."
Miles: Feeling divine? Then swing your butts to the coconuts.
It then cuts to Don swinging on a vine and landing with ease.
"That's what he means," Jen said.
"Sounds easy," Ennui said.
Don: Teams must cross this gorge by any means necessary, and then search for their next tip hidden in these piles of coconuts.
Laurie: Sounds good to me. Let's go.
"You started going the wrong way," Ellody said.
"Well," Laurie started. "I couldn't see with a swollen face."
While Mickey attempts to get the tip, Macarthur and Taylor forge in front.
Kitty: He was here first. It's his turn.
Taylor: Fine, but I'm next.
"Way to stand up for him," Emma said.
"Thanks," Kitty said. "It's enjoyable."
*Interview break* Mickey: Cute girls don't talk to us, unless it's stuff like "are you okay?", "how many fingers do you see?"
Jay: Who's your emergency contact?
It was that stuff.
"Okay," Kitty said. "Is it wrong that I still feel bad for what those two had to put up with prior to this race?"
"You ain't the only one," Erin said.
Mickey is able to get a tip for him and one for Kitty, who thanks him by taking a selfie.
"Naturally," Tom said.
*Interview break* Emma: What happened to our 'No Alliances' agreement?
Kitty: I didn't form an alliance, and I never agreed to your agreement.
Emma: Kitty's in favor of trusting our competitors.
Kitty: And Emma doesn't trust anyone since Jake broke up with her.
The interview break then ends.
"Still mad about that breakup?" Stephanie asked. "You need to lighten up a bit and have fun."
"That's what I've been saying," Kitty commented.
Taylor was easily able to get the tip just by blowing. She then mentions having huge lung capacity.
Kelly: When she was 5, she held her breath for seven minutes until we brought her the very expensive dollhouse she wanted.
Taylor: I played with it once and threw it out.
"That dollhouse could've been recycled," Miles said.
"Or given to someone else," Ryan said. "What a waste of a gift," Kitty commented.
Unlike the vegans, who hit a cliff, the cadets easily make it across. Lorenzo then shows up, but Macarthur gets kicked to the side in the process.
"Totally uncalled for!" Macarthur said.
Sanders laughs until Chet shows up, kicking her. He then laughs.
"You should've seen your face," Macarthur said while laughing again.
"Very funny," Sanders said to her. "They kicked you first."
As for the twins, their rope breaks, causing them to fall as the show cuts to a commercial break.