Ch 135: Ace Savvy vs Lynn Sr.
This is a parody of the episode: Mermaidman vs Spongebob.
The whirlpool beginning of the Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack show sequence is shown. First, a slide reading "The Further Adventures of. Next, a slide saying "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" and the Action Narrator begins.
Narrator: Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack [The scene changes to show Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack in chains] have been captured by the evil Red Diamond. [The scene pans out and Red Diamond laughs] ...[The image changes to show Red Diamond holding up a feather] Tickled to the point of wetting themselves [The image changes to show Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack in chains. A drip sound is heard] [The image changes to show Red Diamond pushing a leaver] and sent on a conveyor belt of doom... [The image changes to show Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack chained up and heading to the saws at the end of the conveyor belt. Red Diamond laughs (the laughter is covered up by the Narrator) To their watery grave.
The images change to show just the elderly heroes in chains heading down the conveyor belt.
Ace Savvy: We cannot escape, One Eyed Jack. He's too strong. Like the unbeatable taste of a Loud Kiddie meal. [Ace Savvy lifts up the meal]
The image changes to show Red Diamond maniacally laughing. Her maniacal laughter stops.
Red Diamond: The delicious new treat no mortal can resist?
The image changes to show Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack heading down the Conveyor belt.
One Eyed Jack: Yup.
Red Diamond: [walks over to them] Ooh, I just love the little Loud jr. patty, [she lifts up the box] small fries, and cold juice product.
Narrator: Of course you do, Red Diamond. [The scene changes back to the whirlpool beginning where "LK" can be read. It then goes away and shows the Loud Kids Meal Box, fries in a container that reads "LK," the Loud Patty, and a juice box that reads "100% Juice"] [Off-Screen Children saying "Yay"] Everyone loves the new Loud Kiddie Meal. [The scene pans out and shows a Ace Savvy Action figure. The background light is turned off to show the toy in the spotlight.] And for a limited time, [Off-Screen Someone says "ooh"] get your free toy inside.
The scene changes back to the villian in chains holding the Loud Kiddie Meal Box and a Loud Patty. The scene pans out to show Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack on both sides of her.
Red Diamond: How can I be evil with flavors this good?
Ace Savvy, One Eyed Jack, and Red Diamond laugh as the words "Only at Lynn's Table" appear on screen. The scene changes to show Lena Shroud at her father's restaurant, Bruce's 80s Place, watching the commercial with her father on the restaurant TV.
Lena: Mr. Loud calls that a commercial? Who'd fall for that schlock?
Bruce: If he thinks he can steal my customers with that, he's gonna have to do better than that.
Lena: [She walks over to where her periscope is and pulls it down] Say...[The scene changes to show the exterior of Lynn's Table full of people] Something is going on over there.
The interior of the restaurant is shown where a bunch of kids are having fun and playing in Lynn's Table while watching Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack on a big screen. One of the employees, Grant, is in a superhero-like costume holding a plate with 6 Kids Meals.
Grant: Lynn's Table welcomes... [reads the card in his hand] the Truman twins' birthday party. Here are your Loud Kiddie Meals. [all the kids dive in and take Grant with them]
The scene returns to Bruce's place and Lena, still looking through her periscope, laughs at this. The scene goes back to Lynn's Table where it shows Lincoln in a Superhero-like costume (not his Ace Savvy Costume) at the register and his dad holding a bag of Money.
Lynn Sr: Gotta hand it to ya, boy. [The image changes to just show him with the money] Gettin' Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack to shoot for my restaurant was a stroke of genius.
Lincoln: [The images change back to show both of them. Lynn Sr. walks away.] All in the line of duty, Dad. [Grant crawls over to the register with a torn uniform. He is groaning] Isn't it great, Grant?
Grant: Great? [He looks and points in the opposite direction of Lincoln] Those little savages tried to kill me.
Lincoln: Yeah, but it's so worth it when you get to work in these. [shows his uniform which consists of red underwear and a disguise mask around his eyes, and you hear a five-note poorly played trumpet fanfare]
Lena: [The scene returns to Bruce's place and Lena is still looking through his periscope] Stupid kid. Wait a minute, what's this? [The scene returns to Lynn's Table where it shows Lena's older sister Alison and Lynn Sr. talking and laughing (Lena's voice is blocking what they say)] Alison? [The image changes to show (through the Lynn's Table window) the exterior of Bruce's place with Lena's Periscope, which shows her eye] My own sister?!
Bruce: What? Let me see! [he looks through the periscope and sees his daughter at Lynn's Table] My own daughter?!
Bruce: Oh, how Mr. Loud mocks me. Something had to be done about this. [he goes into his office]
Lena: [pushes her periscope back up] You're right, father.
Alison: [opens doors to Bruce's place] Hi, sis.
Lena: [she turns around] What's that? A souvenir from your daddy Loud?!
Alison: Oh, pipe down. I just went to get you this happy hero box. [puts down a Kiddie box]
Lena: Wha...?! [takes the box] Thanks, elder sibling. You're too good to me. [opens the box and gasps] An Ace Savvy action figure...and a One Eyed Jack eraser?! [plays with the toys] Look at me. I'm One Eyed Jack. Look at me. I'm Ace Savvy. [then Mr. Loud is shown on the box] Loud! [hits the side of the box with Lynn Sr.'s picture on it with his new toys while laughing. She crushes the box and continues to laugh. The crushed box is shown.] Sure! Why didn't I think of this before? If Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack can build Mr. Loud up, they can tear him down, too. Fret not, dear father. I know how to get your customers back. [maniacal laughter.] of
Cut to show the exterior of Sunset Canyon Retirement Home. Snoring can be heard. Cut to Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack's room door. The snoring continues.
Lena: Ding dong. [door opens. The toddler is wearing a plaid, yellow shirt and pants, a red bow tie, and a boater hat with a yellow stripe] Hello, boys.
The elderly heroes are the ones snoring, they wake up.
Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack: What? What? What?
Lena: I'm down here, fellas!
Ace Savvy: Who are you?
Lena: Oh, Professor Shroud, Door-to-door saleswoman. [gets out a card] My card.
Ace Savvy: [takes card and reads it] "Professor Shroud's Personal Products?"
Lena: Say, you two look like a couple of ladies' men, am I right? [An ugly image of Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack is seen. A scream and glass breaking can be heard.] I knew it! Just look at that heroic chin. [Jack's chin has zits and bumps in it and you hear a horse neigh] Those chiseled features. [Ace Savvy's ears have hair growing out of it and zits all over and you hear a monkey scream] That chest. [An elephant is heard. She then goes to her neck.] But what's this? Dandruff?
Ace Savvy: I've got dandruff?
Lena: You sure do. [pours laundry soap around his neck] See?
Ace Savvy: Oh, my! [looks at soap]
She goes over to One Eyed Jack's head but sees there is real dandruff on there. A close up shows the dandruff in more detail and snow bells jingling is heard.
Lena: Ew! [she then moves back in front of them] Couple of studs like you can't go around like this. Lucky for you, Dr. Shroud's come prepared with "Professor Shroud's Dandruff Control Shampoo." A little of this stuff and the ladies will be breakin' down your door.
Ace Savvy & One Eyed Jack: [Jack pulls a lever which moves their couch back until it is flat] Sign us up, Professor.
Lena: [she moves to the now-flat back of the couch between both Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack] Wise decision, gentlemen. [rubs the shampoo into both of their scalps while humming happily] Hey, what do we have here? You fellas look a little peaked. [both are now under Lena's control] Hmm, this shouldn't be. I wonder. [tears off the dandruff tag a little on the shampoo bottle] Say, this isn't Professor Shroud's Dandruff Control Shampoo! It's Professor Shroud's [Pulls off the rest of the tag] Mind Control Shampoo! [laughs] With conditioner. Time to prepare for your next role, fellas, as my zombies! [laughs]
A card is shown that says "Wipe!," to Lynn's Table where there is a gigantic line outside and giant Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack balloons above the building.
Kids: [chanting] We want Ace Savvy! One Eyed Jack! [kids throw Grant into the window, which solidly flattens and Grant slides away. The kids chant some more while throwing stuff around] We want Ace Savvy! We want One Eyed Jack! We want Ace Savvy!
Lynn Sr: Uh, hey, kids? [The kids stop chanting] Uh, well, there's Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack in the ballroom. [all the kids run inside the ballroom and Mr. Loud closes the door behind them to keep them inside] Lincoln!
Lincoln: [He jogs over] Yes, Dad.
Lynn Sr.: Go get those AWOL do-gooders you talked me into hirin', and bring their patoots back here on the double!
Lincoln: You got it, Pops. [He runs off]
Lynn Sr: [Grabs a broom] Back, you! Back! [the broom he was using to keep the kids back is eaten.]
Cut back to Sunset Canyon Retirement home where all of the seniors are either running away or hiding in fear of Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack's destruction of the place. Lincoln enters the building.
Lincoln: [He goes over to the receptionist] Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack, please. And I'm kind of in a hurry. [The receptionist shrieks and ducks as a chair is thrown and breaks above him. While waiting, Lincoln whistle-sings a song] Doot, do, doot-do, doot...
Ace Savvy taps him on the shoulder. Lincoln gasps then shrieks. Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack growl at him while under Lena's control. And speaking of Lena, she is hiding out of sight while using a device to control them.
Lincoln: Oh, my gosh. You guys live in a dump! But we don't have time for that right now. We gotta get you back to my dad's restaurant for your special appearance. I'll take ya.
Ace Savvy takes Lincoln's hand and does the Spin Cycle on him, spinning him in the air.
Lincoln: Wow! I haven't seen you do the Spin Cycle since... [Ace Savvy does Spin Cycle on Lincoln again. Lincoln becomes dizzy] ...since episode 647. [Ace Savvy does the Spin Cycle on Lincoln once again and he looks like he's going to vomit now] When you made that guy blow chunks. [He drops Lincoln and he gets back up] You still got it.
The heroes drag the white haired boy off. Cut to Lynn's Table.
Katherine Mulligan: Katherine Mulligan here, live at Lynn's Table. We're just moments away from an important press conference with Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack. I have with me here Lynn Loud Sr., owner of the restaurant. Any thoughts, Mr. Loud?
Lynn Sr: It's an honor to have Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack publicly in my restaurant.
Katherine: You heard him folks. Say, where are Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack?
Suddenly, Lincoln comes crashing down through the ceiling.
Lincoln: Ladies and gentlemen, I present Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack.
Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack crash through the side of the restaurant. All the kids break through the ballroom cage and run up to their heroes cheering. But Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack throw them aside and go up to the press conference booths while the cameras flash. They growl.
Lincoln: [getting suspicious] Something seems off about those two.
Lena had sneaked into the restaurant and hid behind the conference booths.
Lena: Oh, boy! Everyone in Royal Woods showed up! This is gonna be so sweet. [maniacal laughter]
Katherine: Ace Savvy, [Clearly and slower than normal.] what is your opinion of the Loud Patty?
Lena: Ooh! This is too easy. Now just tell everyone that... [whispers into a walk-in talkie]
Ace Savvy: I, Ace Savvy, think that Loud Patties are, uh... uh, what?
Lena: They're terrible! You hate Loud Patties.
Ace Savvy: I'm late for "Ground Pabbies?" Jack, [He slaps him which makes him come out of the trance] we're late for... [snores]
Lena: Oh, for crying out loud! [speaks a little louder] Tell them you hate Loud Patties! [Ace Savvy snores then exhales. The evil genius gets frustrated]
Ace Savvy: [wakes up] Wha?...
Lincoln: Ace Savvy. [whispering] I brought you something to refresh your memory. [He pulls out a Loud Patty]
Ace Savvy: Ooh, a Loud Patty! [he takes the Loud Patty from Lincoln.] Would you look at that? [He moves back to One Eyed Jack] One Eyed Jack, it's a Loud Patty. Why, these things are... [becomes under the mind control again] ...evil!
Everyone gasps. Lincoln screams in shock.
Miguel: Fiona, no! [slaps her patty away]
One Eyed Jack is also somehow now under the mind control.
Ace Savvy: I hate these nasty things! [spits on it, Lincoln becomes broken and nearly faints] And furthermore…
Lena: [talks through a walkie talkie] ...let it be known that I, Ace Savvy, prefer the delicious food available at Bruce's 80s place.
Ace Savvy: Your new favorite restaurant!
The crowd gasps.
Lincoln: Bruce's 80s place?! Lena must be behind this.
Lena: Yes. Yes! [peeks at the audience] It's working. [Laughs]
The crowd is mumbling disgustedly and exits Lynn's Table. Lincoln goes to his dad who is confused as to what's going on.
Lincoln: Dad! I think I know what's going on. Lisa's arch rival Lena Shroud, must've mind controlled Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack.
The other Louds hear this.
Lisa: I knew it all along!
Lincoln: What do we do?
Lynn Sr: [thinks and then gets an idea] I know how to fix this.
Lynn Sr: [goes to Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack with Lena is leading them to her father's restaurant] Hold it right there! You forgot your...Loud Patties!
Ace Savvy & One Eyed Jack: [They get out of their mind control and drool] Loud Patties. Loud Patties!
Lena; Oh, no. Those infernal Loud Patties. Their grease-fried deliciousness could be enough to free Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack. [Lena turns a switch to slap Ace Savvy from eating a Loud Patty. They return back to being under the mind control. Lena makes Ace Savvy throw one away and then stomp on the one that One Eyed Jack had. Then they walk past Lynn Sr, knocking him over. They are stopped by Lynn Sr. again.]
Lynn Sr: Not so fast! You're not dealing with an ordinary chef! It's time for you to meet... [throws an exploding capsule on the ground] Fry Man, Defender of... Ow! [notices that his outfit hasn't changed, so he uses another exploding capsule to put on another outfit] Fry Man... [he is now wearing a superhero costume that features two Loud Patties, two Spatulas, and a cape. His voice becomes deep and he has a large chin.] ...Defender of the Loud Patties!
Lincoln: [runs up to him] Go Dad!
Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack growl and run after Lynn Sr. The chef throws the patties up into the air and hits them with his spatulas, sending them to Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack but the heroes duck. Lynn Sr. jumps. The heroes continue to run. Lynn Sr gets out his big "boomerang breadstick" and tosses it in the air. It flies past the heroes but then it comes back and hits them, making them fly back. They crash and Lynn Sr. stuffs a patty in their mouths, making them eat them.
Lynn Sr: Yes! You lose, Lena! Now watch as the Loud Patties' wholesome flavors work their magic!
Nothing happens except One Eyed Jack checking his watch so Lena shrugs and pushes the lever again and sends the heroes over to Bruce's 80s place. Lena is in pursuit and enters the diner with them.
Lena: I did it! I did it! Look at all these customers. [evil laugh] In your face, Krabs. Yes! After this, I'll get Ace Savvy and Jack to steal Lisa's secret invention.
Mr. Shroud comes out of his office.
Mr. Shroud: [surprised] Look at all these customers!
Lena: I brought them here, Daddy.
Mr. Shroud: Well, you just made your daddy proud!
Fiona: So, uh, can we order or what?
Mr. Shroud: Order? Oh, yeah.
Cut back to show Lynn Sr. still stomped in the ground, coming to his senses as Lincoln wakes him up.
Lincoln: Are you okay, Dad?
Lynn Sr: I'm fine, but It doesn't make sense. They should have been cured once the pureness of the Loud Patties entered their... That's it! Ace Savvy and One Eyed Jack are elderly. [Scene changes to inside Ace Savvy's stomach] Their poor aging tummies must be having a hard time digesting the food. [Scene changes back to Lynn Sr.] I know just what to do! Come on![He runs away, dragging Lincoln with him. Then he crashes through Bruce's 80s place wall with a "fiber" truck and pours fiber into the heroes mouths. Their stomachs rumble and digest the food and they go back to their normal selves.]
Ace Savvy: I'm back to my old self again! Thanks to you, Lynn Sr.
Lynn Sr: And the delicious power of Loud Patties. [He looks at the "camera" almost like it is a commercial.]
Ace Savvy: Say, I could use a couple more of those, and an order of Loud Fries.
One Eyed Jack: [walks out of the bathroom] And a decent latrine.
Lynn Sr: Well, then, you guys know where to go!
Lynn Sr, Lincoln, Ace Savvy, and One Eyed Jack: To Lynn's Table! Away! [everyone goes over to Lynn's Table].
Bruce and Lena: [coming out of the kitchen] Hey, everyone, we made mint chip surprise!
They notice the customers have left and scream in anger.