Dance of the Pharaoh:

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Last time at the Ridonculous Race. Went to Italy with our teams, unfortunately for the Pizza Delivery Guys, none of our challenges had to do with pizza. The Geeks came first and we said goodbye to the Supermodels, this show has become 20 percent less handsome because of this. Which team will win this episode and which team will win it? Find out at the Ridonculous Race!

"Hi and welcome back, we start today in Italy and the ones who get to start the race are Cody and Harold from the Geeks," Don said.

Cody and Harold walked up to the Don-Box and took out their Travel Tip.

"We are heading back to Egypt," Cody read of the Travel Tip

Egypt the land of treasures, Pharaohs and pyramids, but is also known for its mystery and dangerous curses that I hope never to encounter.

The first 7 teams get to fly on flight number 1 to Egypt, the other 8 teams have to wait two hours before they will get on the plane and go to Egypt.

Kitty walked up to the Geeks and handed Cody a bag of Mega Acid Cherries, "Here you go," Kitty said.

"Thank you," Cody said.

"You had shared with me, seems so fair that I share with you," Kitty said.

"But this is a whole bag," Cody pointed out.

"The other half is because you won the episode yesterday," Kitty said.

"I guess the candy gave me the energy I needed to beat that gladiator," Cody said.

The Cheerleaders walked over to the seats where the Geeks where sitting. "And you must have used that energy to run away from the gladiator," Emily said.

"We still finished first," Harold said

"But I'm sure that won't happen again, geeks like you will be out soon," Emily said.

"Especially you do the challenge, that video game challenge in Japan, you failed badly," Valeria said.

"You guys haven't finished first once, Leshawna said, walking up the Cheerleaders.

"Neither have you," Valeria said.

"And are you interfering?" Emily asked.

"There are some things that I can't stand and I'll list two for you, because I see those things in you," Leshawna said.

"Please share," Valeria said with a smug smile on her face.

"Well, the first is when someone bullies my friends, I hate bullies," Leshawna said.

"And the second?" Emily asked.

"Mean alpha cheerleaders who think they can do and say anything because they're pretty and popular," Leshawna said.

"So you think we're pretty," Emily said.

"I make it clear I hate you guys," Leshawna said.

Valeria and Emily gave Leshawna a dirty look and she gave them a dirty look back, the two cheerleaders walked back to their seats.

"Thank you for standing up for us Leshawna," Harold said.

"No problem, don't listen to those two, you won fair and square yesterday," Leshawna said.

***** Confessional: Cousins *****

"Even though Harold and I are no longer together, we are still friends I won't let those cheerleaders bully my friends," Leshawna said.

"Emily and Valeria are two of those girls who are completely full of themselves," Leshaniqua said.

"I hate girls like Valeria and Emily, they think they're all that," Leshawna said.

"Don't most cheerleaders think that's what the cheerleaders I went to school with thought," Leshaniqua said.

"I hope they lose soon," Leshawna said.

"Or that one time we get first place before them, that will drive them crazy, every time so close, yet never taste victory," Leshaniqua said.

Leshawna gave Cody and Harold each a high five and then walked Leshaniqua to their seats.

"Leshawna is right don't listen to those two, they are just complaining because they didn't get first again," Carrie said.

"I think everyone is a bit upset when the don't finish first," Harold said.

"Yes, but they are in the top 3 every time, but not once did they win," Carrie said.

"You guys did good," Kitty said.

"You guys didn't do bad either, you finished third," Cody said.

"That was mostly thanks to Kitty, she beat that gladiator pretty fast," Carrie said.

"I was just reminded of one of my favorite video games, Ultimate Warrior 7: Roman times," Kitty said

"That's one of your favorite video games?" Cody asked.

"Yes, is number 3 on my top 15 best games of all time," Kitty said.

"What's your favorite game?" Cody asked.

"Galaxy Empire 2: Battle for Planet Xeno," Kitty said.

"That's my favorite game too," Cody said.

And while flight number 1 was getting closer and closer to Egypt, flight number 2 had just taken off.

***** Confessional: Stepson and Stepfather *****

"We could have finished higher than 12th and the fact that we finished 12th is because of Mitch," Tony said.

"It wasn't my turn for the Batch or Watch," Mitch said.

"No, but every time it was my turn, you let a other team go first," Tony said.

"I was worried that that gladiator would rip you to shreds, Mitch said. Like I said if that happened I'd hate to have to explain that to your mom.

"And because of that concern of yours, we're now on the second flight, in the danger zone," Tony said.

"At least you beat the gladiator yesterday," Mitch said.

"That's probably because he's had so many fights, he ran out of energy and I beat him easily," Tony said.

"I'm sorry Tony, I promise I won't let you down in Egypt," Mitch said.

"And this is another disappointment for us," Deuce said.

"We were finally in the land of pizza and we still haven't achieved our goal of finding a Dice Pizza," Gus said.

"And find out what that pizza will taste like," Deuce said.

"A very good chance it will taste the same as it does in Canada," Kayla said.

"How do you know?" Gus asked.

"Have you eaten a Dice Pizza in a foreign country?" Deuce asked.

"But it makes sense that it will taste the same," Robin said.

"Why?" Deuce asked.

"It will be the same with hamburgers from McKing, there are chains all over the world, but the recipe is the same," Kayla explained.

"So you think it will be the same with Dice Pizzeria pizzas?" Gus asked.

"Yes," Kayla said.

"We know you're smarter than us," Gus said.

"That's probably everyone on this show,' Robin said.

"Except for the Supermodels, but they're already out," Gus said.

"Okay, you guys are right there," Kayla said.

"But we've been working in the pizza business for a long time, we'll know if it tastes the same," Deuce said.

"Yes, because Dice Pizzas are unique and that means very special, so a Dice Pizzeria pizza from another country will taste very different from ours," Gus said.

"Never mind," Robin said.

Flight nr.1 has landed in Egypt and the 7 teams rush toward the Don-Box and all grab a Travel Tip.

"It's another Either/Or," Sebastian read of the Travel Tip.

In this Either/Or, candidates can choose between the following two challenges. One of the challenges is to find the treasure in the pyramid, you enter the pyramid and look for the treasure room, in the treasure room are all different treasure, but none of those treasures are good if they don't have a Ridonculous logo on them, take that treasure and give it to the treasure hunter, he will then give you the Travel Tip The other challenge the candidates have to go climb the sphinx, when they arrive at the top, they will find a flag there, take the flag down, arrive at the bottom with your flag, you will get the new Travel Tip.

"Sphinx," Selene said.

"Sphinx," Emily said.

"Treasure Hunting," Kitty said.

"We also go for the treasure hunt," Cody said.

"Is it a coincidence that you want to go for treasure hunting?" Harold asked.

"What are you talking about, Harold?" Cody asked.

***** Confessional: Geeks *****

"Kitty wants to go treasure hunting and now you do too," Harold pointed out.

"So?" Cody asked.

"You must really want to be around her," Harold said.

"Whoa no it's not like that, I'm not like that anymore, trying to get close to a girl that I like," Cody said.

"So you've admitted that you like her," Harold said.

"I didn't admit anything, I think she's cool," Cody said.

"Then why do you wanna go treasure hunting?" Harold asked.

"Because I'm not climbing anything again," Cody said. "That tower in Germany was hard enough."

"It's was really was, Harold said.

"That's why I want to the treasure hunt," Cody said. "Not because of Kitty."

"Okay let's for it," Harold said.

"Thank you," Cody said.

"Too bad we don't have a hat like Montana Jonas," Harold said.

"That will be so cool," Cody said.

The teams had decided which assignments to do. The Geeks, Ridonculous Race Veterans, Cop and Criminal and Teachers went for the treasure hunt. The Cheerleaders, Gemini and Cousins went for climbing the Sphinx.

***** Confessional: Fraternal Twins *****

"Yes, we'd rather go for climbing the Sphinx than risk getting stuck in the treasure chamber of the pyramid," Selene said.

"In any movie that's about a treasure adventure, you always get trapped when you're in the treasure room," Sebastian said.

"We're not going to take that risk," Selene said.

7 teams all started with their chosen challenges. And even though the teams that were climbing the Sphinx were just getting started they quickly realized that this was going to be a tough challenge.

"I'm tired, Leshawna said.

"Come on cous, we haven't even a quarter way up, Leshaniqua said.

"It's so hot, I really forgot how hot it can be in Egypt, Leshawna said.

"Is it too hot to handle for Leshawny? Teased Valeria

"Shut up and the name is Leshawna, Leshawna said.

Valeria and Emily smirked and climbed on, Leshawna continued to climb but very slowly.

The other four teams, that choose to do the treasure hunt were walking through the pyramid in search of the treasure room.

"Dull corridors and an old dusty room, what does that remind me of, oh yes the school where we work," Bob said.

"Don't complain Bob, this is the best we can do," Vera said.

"Why couldn't we climb the Sphinx?" Bob asked.

"I'm no good at climbing we learned that in Germany, Plus it's very true outside and the higher they get the hotter it's gonna get up there," Vera said.

"And during the hottest days we always have a lot of students skip class and especially if there's PE," Bob said.

"Don't think that's the only reason that they skip gym class on the hottest day," Vera said.

"Hey guys, I found the treasure room," Carrie said.

"Let the hunt begin," Douglas said.

The four teams entered the treasure room and went in search of the Ridonculous treasure.

Flight number 2 landed and the 8 teams left the airport and retrieved their Travel Tip from the Don-Box and now the question is which challenge will they choose?

"We go for the treasure room," Tyler said.

***** Confessional: Hockey Players *****

"Even for an athlete climbing the Sphinx seems like a tough challenge, the pyramid was tough enough in World Tour, no this time go inside the pyramid instead of over it," Tyler said.

"I say we go for the treasure hunt," Eldon said.

"I actually wanted to climb the Sphinx," Freddie said.

"We've already climbed the tower in Germany," Eldon said.

"And we did well, why? Because we have good climbing skills, let's use them," Freddie said.

"But this is our chance to practice to get our Treasure Hunters badge,

"We don't have time to practice, We're in a race, We have to use the skills we already have,

"It's one of the Grand Beaver's mottos, If you see an opportunity to learn something new, do it," Eldon said.

"The Grand Beaver, also says, Use the skills you have and get to the top," Freddie said.

"Treasure Hunting," Eldon said.

"Sphinx," Freddie said.

And while the Boy Scouts continued to discuss what they were going to do, the other teams had already decided what they were going to do. The Artists, Bandmates and the Hockey players headed toward the pyramid. The Newlyweds, Cowgirls, Stepson and Stepfather and the Pizza Delivery Boys were headed toward the Sphinx.

And while all those teams still had no idea what to expect, the Cheerleaders had arrived at the top of the Sphinx.

"We got to the top first," Emily said.

"And one of us two will always be on top," Valeria said.

"Let's take the flag and get down quickly, Emily said.

The Cheerleaders grabbed one of the flags and began the climb down. In the pyramid the teams that were in flight number 2 were looking for the treasure room, Those 4 teams that were already there were still looking.

"Man I think these treasures will be worth a lot," Douglas said.

"Leave them, they're not yours," Roy said.

"I'm a criminal, remember, I often take things that aren't mine," Douglas said.

"Those treasures are really well hidden," Cody said.

"Maybe we should look somewhere else entirely," Harold suggested.

"Where?" Cody asked.

Harold pointed to the sarcophagus. "How about in there," Harold said.

"You want the sarcophagus open? Are you out of your mind?" Cody asked.

"It might be the perfect place to hide something," Harold said.

"That be the mummy," Cody said.

"Are you afraid the mummy will come to life? Like in it does in Montana Jonas 3, Rise of the Mummy?" Harold asked.

"I know the mummy won't come to life, I'm not afraid of that, If we open the sarcophagus and look the mummy in the eye, that we'll be cursed, that happens in almost every mummy movie," Cody said.

"Yes, I found a treasure with the symbol," Carrie said.

"Let's get out of here," Kitty said.

The Ridonculous Race Veterans left the treasure room of the pyramid and now went to find the treasure hunter. After finding the treasure hunter they gave him the treasure and he gave them a Travel Tip and a scroll.

"It's an All-In," Kitty read of the tip

"Carrie opened the scroll and looked at it. It looked like hieroglyphics," Carrie said.

"And we have to decipher them?" Kitty asked. "I can't do that."

"They're hieroglyphics, but I think I know what to do," Carrie said.

"What do we've to do?" Kitty asked.

"It's more like dance steps, which fits because the Travel Tip says Can You Dance Like a Pharaoh, so we have to dance," Carrie said.

Carrie is right, in this All-In the teams have to dance, they have to follow the dance steps from the scroll, if the dance is approved by Pharaoh, then they get to go on to the Chill-Zone, the last team to get here might get cut from the race.

Kitty and Carrie headed toward the spot where they were to dance, but they were not alone, the Cheerleaders were also already on their way to the spot.

And while two teams were on their way to the All-In, many teams had already finished one of the two challenges.

"I got the treasure, let's get out of here," Douglas said.

"Hold on," Roy said.

Roy walked up to Douglas and began searching him and found some gems and jewelry on him.

"What, suppose we don't win the million, at least I can make some money with this," Douglas said.

"It's not yours, these are the Faroese treasures," Roy said.

"It's not like he'll miss them, he won't realize they're gone, because he is dead," Douglas said.

Roy put the jewelry back and left the pyramid with Douglas, at the same time the Boy Scouts arrived.

***** Confessional: Boy Scouts *****

"We decided that we would go for the treasure hunt," Eldon said.

"I had lost with stone, paper, scissors, so we went for what Eldon wanted," Freddie said.

"I won fair and square," Eldon said.

Both the Cheerleaders and the Ridonculous Race Veterans arrived at the spot to dance, The Ridonculous Race Veterans were first to dance. Kitty and Carrie followed all the dance steps according to the scroll, when they finished they looked at the Pharaoh and he gave them a thumbs up.

"Yay," Kitty cheered.

"Let' hurry Kitty and get to the Chill-Zone," Carrie said.

Kitty and Carrie began to run toward the Chill-Zone. Now it was the turn of the dances and of course by their Cheerleader experience they performed the dance quickly and flawlessly and were allowed to proceed to the Chill-Zone. The Cheerleaders were hot on the heels of the Ridonculous Race Veterans. Both teams were close to the Chill-Zone as they ran beside them Valeria stuck her foot out and Carrie tripped over and fell against Kitty, causing both girls to fall to the ground, the Cheerleaders passed them and arrived at the Chill-Zone.

"Emily and Valeria you came in first," Don said.

"Yes," Emily cheered.

"Finally the first place is ours," Valeria said.

Valeria and Emily walked away and Kitty and Carrie stepped on The Carpet of Completion

"Kitty and Carrie, you came in second,' Don said.

Carrie and Kitty said nothing and walked up to Valeria and Emily.

"You guys cheated," Kitty said.

"Not we didn't," Emily said.

"You made me trip," Carrie said.

"I have no idea what you're talking about," Valeria said.

"You stuck your foot out on purpose, causing me to trip," Carrie said.

"I saw the first season, so I know you were pretty clumsy, so don't blame me for your clumsiness," Valeria said.

More and more teams had finished the dance challenge and arrived at the Chill-Zone.

3rd Artists, 4th Nieces, 5th Fraternal twins, 6th Geeks, 7th Cop and Criminal, 8th Bandmates, 9th Hockey Players, 10th Cowgirls, 11th Newlyweds, 12th Pizza Delivery Boys, 13th Teachers, 14th Stepson and Stepfather.

***** Confessional: Cowgirls *****

"That dancing was fun," Laura said.

"It might have been square, but this was fun to do," Bree said.

***** Confessional: Bandmates *****

"I'm a musician, I make music I don't dance to it," Trent said.

"I'm not a dancer either, I'm a drummer, so I don't dance to the music, I'm sitting the whole time," Blake said.

"But at least we didn't come in last," Trent said.

After three hours the Boy Scouts arrived at the Chill-Zone.

"Eldon and Freddie you're last here and that means you're out of the race," Don said.

***** Farewell Interview: Boy Scouts*****

"We forgot the main motto of the Grand Beaver," Eldon said.

"There's no price when it comes to friendship, true friendship is priceless," Freddie said.

"We almost let the race come between our friendship," Eldon said.

"But we're still friends," Freddie said.

"So what do you want to do now?" Eldon asked.

"How about looking for a girlfriend," Freddie

"Another 14 teams are in the race, What are those teams waiting for and which one of those teams might get cut from the race next time? Find out at the next Ridonculous Race! Don said.

Winner: Cheerleaders

Eliminated: Boy Scouts