[The gang is sitting in the living room again.]
Lincoln: [happily] Hi everyone! Welcome back!
Luna: Thanks for sending us all of your questions, especially since we're celebrating the show's 8th anniversary today.
Leni: I can't believe we have enough to make a second session! Yay!
Lucy: [deadpan] This will be fun.
Clyde: I'm SO glad I'm back for this one! Can't wait to answer them!
Lily: [angrily] Do we really have to do this again? I wanted to have a nap.
Luan: Oh yeah! Let's get to the questions!
Lincoln: Hold on. Where's Lori? She was supposed to get the snacks this week.
Lori: [walks in with some chip bags and candy bags with Lynn Sr. helping her] Here I am!
Lynn Sr.: [carrying some fruit and vegetable trays] Here WE are, more like!
Rita: I also got the drinks!
Lana: Did you get Sprite and the Mountain Dew?
Rita: Yes Lana, I did.
Lola: Love that we brought candy bags! I always wanted the KitKats!
Lisa: I won't lie. Bringing in the theobroma cacao is always a great idea. And so is bringing the daucus carota, cucumis sativus, the fragaria ×ananassa…
Leni: Uh, English?
Lisa: [exasperated] The chocolate, the carrots, the cucumbers, and the strawberries!
Leni: Oh.
Lincoln: Well, now that everybody's here! Let's get started with Session 2!
All: YEAH!
Lily: [sarcastically] Hooray.
Lori: alagatery from DeviantArt has three questions. The first one is for Lynn. "Who do you think would win in a fight between Morgan McGill, you, or Annaka Fourneret?" "Do you guys have any projects outside of The Loud House you're working on?" And "Other than Lily, which actor on The Loud House is the least like the character they play?"
Lynn: Pffft, I would kick both of their butts any day of the week. Heck, Morgan once challenged me to an arm wrestling competition. Spoiler alert: I won! And another time, Annaka challenged me to a game of one-on-one basketball. Do I need to say who won?
Lincoln: As for the second question, there are projects that we're working on that we won't reveal yet, but you'll be surprised what we have in store for you!
Luna: As for question number three, well, that's a very good question.
Lily: Seriously, your characters are like carbon copies of you. Right down to the screaming and freaking out. Though I guess Carlitos is not really like his character. He's somewhat of a taco seller or something.
Lincoln: There you have it, alagatery. There's our answers! Thanks for them!
Luan: YandereFangirl20xx from DeviantArt asks: "Question for the loud sisters: Why do you keep being mean to Lincoln on The Loud House season 1?"
Lori: We were trying to find our footing. You know how the first seasons of television shows go.
Lily: I say Season 1 is the sisters at their best. Destroying the van. Threatening to twist Lincoln into a pretzel. The April Fools pranks. Taking Clyde away from him. Farting on him when they were boys. Fine pieces of art. Nearly won an Oscar.
Lana: That is sarcasm, right Lily?
Lily: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. The best things in life have a bite.
Lucy: Sigh. At least we won an Emmy, beating out SpongeBob. No offense, SpongeBob fans. Thanks for the question, YandereFangirl20xx.
Lincoln: That name freaks me out. I don't know why.
Clyde: zachgamer4427 from DeviantArt has three questions for us. The first one is to Lola.
Lola: Oooh! Ask it!
Clyde: I'm going to. [Clears throat] "When you are in your trailer practicing for the show, do you get any cute fanboy visitors? If so, can you tell me about it?"
Lola: [sighs dreamily] Zachie, sweetie, I get loads of fanboys and fangirls! Some want my autographs which I accept. Some ask me questions which I answer. And some, mainly the younger ones, want to marry me. I would be like, "In your dreams, Romeo!" And they leave. But I have to admit, they are so handsome. Even the female ones are beautiful.
Lana: Lola likes her people the way she likes her mugs. With her face on them. So what's the second question?
Clyde: This one is for Lily.
Lily: Go on.
Clyde: "When you were acting with Carlitos Casagrande, did you think he was handsome?"
Lily: Oh, he is just the hottest baby around!
Luan: Lily, people could take that out of context!
Lily: Fine. [Clears throat] Yeah. He's handsome. Big deal. Next!
Clyde: This one is for Lincoln. He asks him, "I saw an advertisement for Chuck E. Cheese's for All You Can Play, and you were in one of them, how did this happen?"
Lincoln: Well, Chuck asked me if I can star in one ad for his restaurant/arcade, and since I like both, I accepted. We filmed the commercial at the Gus' Games and Grub set since filming inside the Chuck E. Cheese restaurant was too expensive. The guys even gave me a coupon for free pizzas. And I decided to share with the others.
Luna: And you wonder why I love ya!
Lana: Yeah! Thanks Lincoln!
Lisa: Thanks to our leader's generous actions, I now have a stuffed monkey I still sleep with to this day. And we are grateful for the questions, zachgamer4427.
Lola: Come to me and I'll sign your autographs.
Rita: This question is from TheEpicness9000 from DeviantArt and it's to Luna:
Luna: Okay.
Rita: "This is a superpowered version of Luna... Amped Luna. Some of her powers are flight, speed, strength, toughness, and improved vision. She has a variety of weapons at her disposal." Oh, and he showed a picture. "Thoughts? And may I get into some of those weapons in particular in the next session?"
Lincoln: Woah! Look at that!
Lana: Not gonna lie, Luna, you look awesome!
Clyde: Yeah, you do!
Lynn Sr.: Talk about super!
Luna: Dude, this is bloody awesome! I'm saving that!
Lincoln: You always look awesome, Luna!
Luna: Thanks, Linc! And why get into some of those weapons next session? How about now? [Pulls out the weapons behind her back]
Lori: Try not to go firing away like Lily did last session.
Luna: Come on, Lori. I'm careful with guns.
Lucy: Please put those away.
Luna: Augh! Fine! Thanks for the question, The Epicness9000.
Lincoln: This question is from T1mbuk0n3 from DeviantArt.
Lily: Again.
Lucy: Shh.
Lincoln: Anyway, he asks us: "What are your lives like outside of TLH and TCG as a result of their existence?"
Leni: Does he mean The Loud House and The Casagrandes?
Lincoln: Yes he does. Well, our lives have gone great ever since those shows happen. But I won't reveal what they are here. Stay tuned to know what they are. Thanks for the question.
Leni: Geo Soul from fanfiction has two questions. He asks: "To everyone: If you had a Video Game would you want it to play More like Battle for Bikini Bottom or Banjo-Kazooie?"
Lincoln: You know, a Battle for Bikini Bottom game would be cool. Us collecting some underwear…
Luna: I was thinking more like guitars.
Lana: What about toys?
Lynn Sr.: Frying pans?
Rita: Novels?
Clyde: Comic books?
Lori: Phones?
Lola: Trophies?
Lily: Vibra… I mean, battery powered toy teddy bears?
Lisa: I'm sure every game developer is listening to these requests. And what does the second question ask us?
Leni: "To Lola and Lana: Which is better? Super Mario or the Legend of Zelda?"
Lola: Video games are more like Lana's things. I don't play that junk!
Lana: They're not junk. They're fun!
Lola: They'll make my beautiful eyes blurry, and I do not look good in glasses.
Lisa: [losing her patience] Just answer the question.
Lana: Well, I love Super Mario!
Lola: Of course you like the plumber related games. What is that game you're playing now?
Lana: Super Mario Bros. Wonder? It's a recent title. It's super cartoony!
Lincoln: Instant classic.
Lola: [sighs] I think we have another Lincoln among us. Thank you for the questions, Geo Soul.
Lynn: We have several questions from Indoraptorman101 from fanfiction. "To Lincoln, if you could meet any Disney channel character from any of their shows in the 2010's how would you meet: Anne Boonchuy from Amphibia, Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls, Luz Noceda from The Owl House, or Molly McGee from the Ghost and Molly McGee?"
Lincoln: Well, I already know Dipper since I did help out on Gravity Falls. Though I heard the other guys are pretty nice.
Lynn: "To Lori, if you could meet Wall-E or E.T. Who'd you pick to meet the Extra Terrestrial from the 80's or the robot from 2008?"
Lori: That sounds more like a Lincoln question, but I guess I can meet E.T. He does look like a curious alien, and my mom loves that movie, so two in one.
Lynn: "To Lana & Lola, I dare you two and your friend Lindsay Sweetwater to reenact a scene from Amphibia's episode All in essentially Anne & Sasha reuniting with Marcy. Lana: Marcy Wu, Lola: Anne Boonchuy, & Lindsay: Sasha Waybright."
Lana: We would but Lindsay isn't here.
Lola: Off somewhere else. Sorry sweetie.
Lynn: The last one is for Leni: "Who is your favorite cartoon actor?"
Leni: Gee, that's a tough question. I love everyone. But I guess Lori is the best one I know.
Lori: Thanks Leni. Thank you for the questions, Indoraptorman101.
Lisa: Here is a question for me. Juanlo26 wants to know what I consider to be the greatest invention I have created to date. There are several inventions I have considered in my characters' greatest works: TODD, the Gravy-Bot, the Touchdown Bot, Tentacle, the Age Determining Bot, and others. Though I think my greatest invention is still yet to come. Thank you for the question, Juanlo26.
Lana: Was that Portuguese?
Lori: Random Blue Guy from fanfiction says: "Do any of you think Lori's hair kind of looks like a bag of potato chips?" What?
Luna: I mean, your hair is the same color as those Lay's bags.
[Lana, Lola, Leni, and Lynn snicker]
Lori: Come on.
Lincoln: Half a bag more or less!
Lucy: At least they're not garlic. I hate garlic.
Luan: Gee chip. Where's Dale? [Laughs]
Lori: [sighs] Dang it, you guys. No Random Blue Guy, my hair does not look like a bag of chips.
Luan: Well, that's a question to wrap things up with! Thanks for the question!
Rita: At least they didn't make fun of your body type, Lori.
Lori: [sighs] I know.
Lincoln: And that's a wrap for the second session!
Clyde: I'm glad I get to ask and answer questions this week. Though we did do this because The Loud House is 8 years old.
Lincoln: Though our pilot short is nearly 10 years old!
Lynn Sr.: Wait, really? Already!?
Lori: Wow. Time really does go by.
Lynn: Faster than a hedgehog with red shoes, I tell you that!
Lily: Thinking that that short's nearly 10 years old makes me want to crap myself.
Lana: I still have those mud pies from that short! Still very good.
Lola: GROSS!
Leni: We should do something special! Like singing "Happy Birthday" to the franchise!
Lisa: That would be improbable to do since it is a franchise and not a being.
Luna: How about singing something funny? Like "El Macarena".
Lucy: Those animals on Twitter already do that with their question streams. Let's do something else.
Rita: Well, how about we go around giving each other gifts next session?
Lori: Nice idea. And we already got the food and drinks, so it's already pretty much like a party!
Luan: Oh yeah! We'll each go to separate malls and look for some things. How does that sound?
[The others agree]
Lincoln: Well, looks like we're doing that. But before we go, thank you everyone for sending us amazing questions like last week. Maybe we should give everyone two weeks to send their next questions. Spread the word to your friends so they can ask us questions and you'll get a response from us.
Lily: Maybe ask us a total of three questions per person. More than three will be ignored.
Luan: Thanks everyone for spending time with us today!
Luna: Until next time!
All: SEE YOU LATER!