(The Stars are sitting in a park with a bunch of cards.)
Lincoln: Hi everybody! Welcome back to Ask The Loud Hollywood Stars, where we answer your questions! Man, there's nothing more fun than being at the park with your fellow co-stars while the clouds go by.
Lana: You said it.
Lily: We have an announcement at the end, so stay tuned for that.
Lincoln: Anyway, let's get crackalackin' with these questions now, shall we?
Lori: Hold on. Where's Luna?
(Luna walks in with soot and smoke coming out of her.)
Lincoln: Oh my god! Luna, what happened to you!?
Luna: Got run over by a semi-truck. I'm fine though. Just need a few minutes.
Lincoln: You sure?
Luna: Yes. Now we're answering more questions?
Lincoln: Sure are.
Luna: Good. Could use a few questions to help distract me from the bloke who ran me over.
Lincoln: Alright then. Let's do this!
Lincoln: Indoraptorman101 has… Good grief. A lot of questions. He asks: "Hey Lincoln if you could meet any Pixar character who would it be?" The Incredibles. "Have you heard of the YouTuber Tal_on and his crazy skits revolving around Mickey Mouse & SpongeBob SquarePants?" No. "Would you rather be stranded on Isla Nublar or the world of Amphibia?" Get stranded in Amphibia. "Which Robot is worse?" B.R.A.I.N. "Which animated Dr Seuss movie is better?" Horton. (Pants.)
Luna: Want me to read the rest of the questions?
Lincoln: Sure. Knock yourself out.
Luna: "If you could make a crossover between Ace Savvy & The Incredibles how would it go? And would the full deck be involved?"
Lincoln: Action, adventure, and yes.
Luna: "Have you seen the 2004 Mockumentary Dragons World: A Fantasy Made Real?"
Lincoln: Sounds cool but no.
Luna: "Do your fellow actors feel like the family you lost? I'm sorry if it's personal to you but it's just a question."
Lincoln: Yes they do.
Luna: "I feel like originally in the final battle in The Loud House Movie (2021), you & your "sisters" were supposed to wear your Ace Savvy & Full Deck outfits during your battle against Morag and a Mind controlled Lela the dragon. Was that the original intention before it was changed because it feels like that? And the reason I ask that is because if that was the case that could've been an apology."
Lincoln: No. The Gang was not intended.
Luna: "Which Loud House Movie was better, the first one back in 2021 or the recent one No Time to Spy?"
Lincoln: Personally, No Time to Spy. Are we done?
Luna: There's a few questions for Lori.
Lori: Oh, really? What are they?
Luna: "Do you occasionally hang out with other girls like Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright, Marcy Wu, Luz Noceda, Amity Blight, and Connie Maheswaran?"
Lori: I never met them but they seem nice.
Luna: "Out of all the Full Deck members, I find The High Card the best one out of all of them even though she drives the van. Seriously, she should be the protagonist in another Ace Savvy comic."
Lori: Agreed. But that's not a question.
Luna: "Have you encountered any other alternate counterparts from other universes?"
Lori: I've met the weird Lori where she plays tubas and hooks up with Carol, but that's about it.
Luna: There are also some questions for Luan.
Luan: Fire away!
Luna: "Do you get this reference? "Oh sugar honey iced tea"
Luan: Madagascar.
Luan: "If you could meet a couple from a TV series, who would it be?"
Luan: Fry & Leela.
Luna: "Why are you portrayed as so psychotic in the April fools episodes?"
Luan: It's a gig. Now there are some for Lisa.
Lisa: Oh, joy.
Luan: "Do you think De-Extinction is a good idea or should we focus on already existing animals that are in danger of going extinct?"
Lisa: No. Leave the past alone.
Luan: "What was Jurassic Park's message?"
Lisa: Don't rely on technology all of the time.
Luan: "Do you think How to train your dragon: The Hidden World was a disappointing conclusion for the franchise?"
Lisa: I thought it was a serviceable ending, though I have heard that DreamWorks is remaking the first How To Train Your Dragon into live action. Again, oh, joy. Is that it?
Luan: Yep. That's all of the questions.
Lincoln: Yeesh, that's a lot of questions from one guy. Thanks for the questions, Indoraptorman101. But go easy on the questions next time.
Lucy: PopCultureFan101 asks Lily two questions. The first one is: "What was your favorite signature outfit for you just the diaper or the clothes you're wearing now that you're potty trained?"
Lily: The one that my character wore in the later seasons and if any man children have a problem with that, I did save a few stinky fucking diapers for you. Next question.
Lucy: (sighs) "Was it better for you to just be in diapers or do you like going to the potty?"
Lily: The potty was nice. I guess I should thank you for the questions, PopCultureFan101.
Luna TheEpicness9000 has two questions and they said: "What's cool about Size Amp is that it's unlimited. If she has the spare energy, Amped Luna can grow as big as she wants, even outsizing the entire universe. This is the basis for that Alejindio drawing I showed last session, for the 2024 solar eclipse. Any thoughts, from anyone?" First off, hey buddy! Second of all, that's really awesome, mate! Very creative! And the second one says: "One each from everyone, with optional reasoning: On a scale from 0 to 10, with 0 being no fit and 10 a perfect match, how much would you say your out-of-show personalities match your show personalities?"
Lincoln: Ooh, that sounds like fun. Okay, for me, a solid 9. I'm not as calm as my character though I do try.
Luna: 9 for me too.
Lori: 8.
Luan: 7.
Lucy: 10.
Lynn Sr. and Rita: 10.
Lynn: 7.
Lana: 10.
Lola: 10.
Lisa: 8.
Lily: Back in 2012, a 2, but nowadays, a 6.
Leni: 10!
Clyde: 8.
Lincoln: There you go! Those are our ratings! Thanks for the questions, TheEpicness9000!
Lana: ThePkmnYPerson asks: "Lola, do you ever feel like this show's not good enough for you and wish you could move on to something better?"
Lola: Are you kidding? The Loud House would be nothing without me! I give the extra layer of glitter if you catch my drift! I wouldn't think of leaving! No sir! Thanks for the question though!
Lincoln: TeeagoDA has 9 questions for us! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Lynn: Lightning round?
Lincoln: Oh yeah! I'm 3, 2, 1! Go!
Luna: "To Lincoln: You have found a genie that grants you three wishes? Name three wishes and three reasons on why you choose them."
Lincoln: World peace, making the bills disappear, and freedom. They are integral. "To Lynn Jr.: Do you have any other special skills besides doing sports?"
Lynn: Well, I have the ability to fly by passing gas.
Lola: Ew!
Luan: "To Rita: I heard that you write novels. Is that true?"
Rita: My character does. "To Lisa: Since when did you start being scientific?"
Lisa: I've been scientific for my whole entire life. "To Lincoln: Do you know what happened after the events of "Stall Monitor"? I'm both worried and upset about Rusty having his punishment."
Lincoln: Everything worked out nicely for Rusty. His punishment was lifted a day after he was given it. Canon since I was in that episode. "To Lori: If you and Bobby were married, what would you plan to do next?"
Lori: Me and Bobby aren't together like we are in the show. However, I can see them traveling the world on a varsity golf team, with yours truly doing the work and Bobby being Lori's biggest supporter. "To Lincoln: Did you know that in 2019, I made a Loud House OC named Tiago Loud? If not, check him out."
Lincoln: That's nice. "To Lana: Do you and Dog (CatDog) share similar personalities?"
Lana: I'm not as stupid as Dog but we do act more animalistic than everyone else.
(Cat walks by)
Cat: Which is gross.
Lana: Okay. "To the Louds: Sing the Loud House theme song."
Lincoln: Maybe not now, but we definitely will! And the lightning round is done! Thanks for the questions, TeeagoDA!
Lincoln: T1mbuk0n3 is back again with a lot of questions. Okay, we can do this. We're strong. (Clears throat) "If there was to be a full-length Loud House X Casagrandes film, what would it be about, compared to my own concepts in my DeviantArt journals, like one taking place in New York?" We'll let our writing staff cook up such a concept, but a crossover movie would be really fun!
Luna: "I heard people say that Lori takes her wingman duties too seriously. Can you guys name any or all the examples of that?" Oh, we can tell you stories. One Christmas, Lori had me and Lincoln under the mistletoe beyond our consent.
Lincoln: And don't forget how Lori lowered me down upside down in front of Luna like Spider-Man.
Lisa: And Lori set Lincoln and Luna up for a Lady and the Tramp style dinner.
Luna: Even though I'm British and not Italian.
Lucy: And just flat out spying on them.
Lincoln: Lori doesn't do any of those things now anymore, thanks to Luna.
(Luna is seen holding her guitar threatening Lori again.)
Lori: Is this going to be a running gag now?
Rita: Anyway, "If they were to do something of a duet edition of Stay by Maurice Williams and the Zodiacs, how terrible would Rusty Spokes and Charlie Day sound when doing the falsetto parts?"
Lincoln: Don't put that picture in my head. "How often do you interact with famous screenwriters, producers, directors, composers, and actors? Which ones do you get along with the most?"
Luan: Pretty often. I met Fred Willard a few years ago. He was nice! He reminded us of Albert aka Lincoln's grandpa.
Lincoln: I met Daniel Craig while we were making No Time To Spy. He gave me a few tips on how to be a good spy. I also met Ben Schwartz too.
Lola: We met the wonderful David Tennant while we were making our first movie. He was so friendly!
Lisa: Yes, it's nice to know people. Okay. "With most of you sounding the way you do and Lincoln sounding like Ben Schwartz, who do the other characters like Lincoln and Clyde's friends, Ronnie Anne and her familia and amigos, and so forth sound like compared to the two series?"
Clyde: A majority of us sound like ourselves. Even Ronnie Anne sounds pretty much the same. Though I have noticed Carl sounded a little deeper lately.
Lincoln: Me and Lily...are just...different.
Lily: Fuck yeah.
Lori: Here's another question. "What upcoming projects from Martin Scorsese and others like Spielberg and Francis Coppola do you look forward to seeing?"
Lana: Transformers One looks awesome! I love those robots!
Leni: I look forward to Escape! "What do you think of the Paramount-Skydance merger?"
Lincoln: We're crossing our fingers on that one.
Lucy: Yes. We don't want to end up like those Warner Brothers guys.
Luan: Yeesh. Mr. Zaslav is rough on Toons.
Lily: He can go dig a hole, die in it, and go to hell for all we care.
Luan: Ooh, not nice, Lily! But still, poor Wile E. Now one more question, "What would the other Moon Goats, and other TLH/TCG cast members, think about that beach photo?"
Luna: Don't ever mention that again!
Lincoln: (sighs) Thanks a lot, Lori. "What controversial LH/CG events could you best equate with each other?" How our shows are similar. "Could the events of Lola's podcast, some of Luan's April Fools Day pranks, and Lisa's camera recordings be equated with the events of MtC, which itself could be equated with Ponyville Confidential and that one Equestria Girls comic with the CMC and not Sunset being Anon-A-Miss?" No comment. "Can you also equate the events of those TLH/TCG things with Lori sharing that beach image?"
Luna: No. I don't want to talk about that bloody picture. Thanks for the questions, T1mbuk0n3. We're never going to live this down.
Lynn: alagatery asks: "What was each of you guys' favorite part of The Loud House: Variety Hour?"
Lincoln: Just the creativity behind that story. You did a great job! He also asks: "To Luan, are you currently dating anyone?"
Luan: That's not any of your business, but thanks for the question though.
Lily: Don't rub that story in our faces, you hack!
Lynn Sr.: zachgamer4427 has a lot of questions for us.
Lori: Well, let's hear them.
Lynn Sr.: Okay. "To Clyde: During session 5, when alagatery asked Who's the most fun non Loud House cast member to hang out with, you answered that you liked Punguari, what are some things that you like about her?"
Clyde: Punguari is just a goddess! Both figuratively and literally. She's so, so, so, beautiful when she wears that goddess outfit.
Lori: Oh boy… "To everyone: The first episode of Primos arrived on YouTube and I feel Like it's ripping off The Loud House. What are your thoughts on the show?"
Lincoln: I say Primos does a good job on handling its own story. Besides, it's not Disney's first show about a kid surviving in their crazy family. Just look at 101 Dalmatian Street.
Lana: That's a thing?
Lincoln: Yep. "To Everyone: I've noticed that some characters only got 1 appearance, and then they are forgotten, who is your most forgotten Loud House character?"
Lori: What about that Belle person, huh? Known better as Thicc QT? Huh? Huh?
Lincoln: No.
Luna: I kind of miss Carol and Roger. Don't you, Lori?
Lori: (sighs) Yeah. They are underrated.
Lisa: Lori, nothing is underrated. Just misunderstood. "To everyone: I'm a really big fan of the show and I even made my OC of myself, care to give your thoughts?"
Lynn: Cool. Your OC's cool, Zach. "To Lincoln: What if you didn't survive during the rocket event in No Time To Spy? That would have been a sad alternate ending."
Lincoln: Then consider The Loud House canceled if that happened.
Luan: "To Everyone: How did you guys feel when fred willard, the original actor of Pop-Pop, passed away?" Well, I speak for everyone and say: We miss him. A lot. And Robin Williams even though I never met him.
Lana: "To Everyone: If you had a Yu-Gi-Oh Deck, what deck theme would you choose?"
Lincoln: I'm the only Yu-Gi-Oh person here, so I say Chaos Dragon.
Lana: I love dragons!
Lincoln: (pats Lana's head) Of course you do. "To Lola: When you are out with your parents and not acting, do some young boys try to flirt with you?"
Lola: Sometimes, but I don't really like talking about them. Though I did find one of those boys cute though. I think his name was Leif. And now, "To everyone: What is your worst episode you ever acted in?"
Lincoln: No Such Luck for one thing, though I thought it was fine.
Clyde: Never a big fan of how me and Nana Gale acted in our recent episode.
Rita: Let's just say that one episode where my character tried to get away from the chaos of the family and hung out with a squirrel while doing community service.
Lily: What!? I love that one!
Lana: No Such Luck.
Lynn: Same.
Lori: Same.
Luna: Brawl in the Family.
Lola: I don't know really. I like my episodes.
Lisa: No Such Luck made me look like a fool.
Lily: No sense of humor, don't you?
Luan: Guess not. But thanks for all of those questions though!
Leni: GreltintheManticore asks: "Have any accidents ever occurred while filming?" Lots of them. The directors were mad.
Lincoln: But all of them get us all some laughs when we watch them. Okay, GreltintheManticore also asks: "Do you guys ever wish Tabby, Polly Pain, and Giggles could ever come back to the show?"
Luna: Yeah, but we're not gonna force them. They have their own lives.
Lynn: Polly was cool!
Luan: Giggles was a lot of fun. But thanks for asking though, GreltintheManticore!
Lincoln: And that's a wrap for this round. And a good time too. Because I have an announcement.
Lana: What is it?
Lincoln: I'm planning on retiring the series.
(The Stars gasp)
Lola: You're retiring from The Loud House? But you're the glue that holds us together.
Lincoln: No Lola, I'm planning on retiring the ask series. This is meant to be a limited series after all.
Lori: I mean, it's true. And besides, we have more episodes to make and maybe another movie if Nickelodeon wants us to.
Luna: We're gonna be super busy. Doesn't help that we've been releasing these farther and farther from each other.
Rita: You're right, but what could we do for the final round?
Lincoln: Got an idea. How about we sing the theme song for The Loud House TeeagoDA asked us to do after we finished answering the questions.
Lynn Sr.: Sounds fitting.
Clyde: I'm gonna miss answering the questions, but we did have a lot of fun.
Lynn: You said it, Clydesdale.
Lincoln: Okay everyone, you heard us. Send us your final questions in the reviews or the comments and we'll be happy to answer them.
Lily: Maybe we also remind you we're just actors and not the actual characters. And you shits to lower the number of questions per user! Like 3 or something! But of course you fucks aren't gonna do that because you can't read!
Lincoln: Lily! Anyway, ignoring Lily's comment, we'll see you all in the final round! Until then…
All: Bye!