Chapter 6:

Romeo woke up in bed with his new secret wife, Juliet. He then licks her. Juliet gets up. "Morning," says Romeo.

"Are the curtains closed," asks Juliet, "you know we vampires are not morning people!"

"I know," says Romeo, "that's why I need to sneak out before your family gets up."

"I need some breakfast first," says Juliet.

"Have a bit," says Romeo.

Juliet then bites Romeo and drains some of his blood again and once again, they both like the feeling. "I love you," says Juliet.

"I love you too," says Romeo. They then have their obscene kiss again and Romeo leaves.

...

Juliet goes down the stairs and she sees her parents. "Is there a problem," asks Juliet.

"We have good news," says Lord Capulet.

"You are to wed Count Paris," says Lady Capulet.

"What," asks Juliet.

"A pleasure to meet you," says Paris, kissing Juliet's hand.

This is a problem indeed.

...

Meanwhile, Tybalt has a problem of his own. "My cousin... how dare she...? A werewolf? The traitor!

Tybalt: I never believe in forgiveness
I have always held a grudge
If you try to cross me
You better tell the judge

Now I'm angry
I have all this rage
Werewolves should not be our kin
They should be kept in a cage
Why not a mummy
Or a zombie

If she thinks she can get away with this
Then she has another thing coming
Another thing coming
Another thing coming

If I were to tell her parents
They'll think I've gone mad
I'm the only one who sees
That this is really, really bad

Vampires and werewolves
Do not belong together
But now my wretched cousin
Thinks they can be together

Then she has another thing coming
Another thing coming
Another thing coming

I just need a plan
To save our gene pool
And then I'll make them both pay
No one will ever call me a fool

The question is what
Would be the perfect scheme
Something so diabolical
It would make everyone scream

Ah, I got it!

First, I will go after Romeo's close friend
And then I will take his life
Sorry, Romeo
But that's what you get for making my idiot cousin your wife

Then Romeo will be so mad
He will try to take my breath
But there will be a twist
I will fake my death

And when everyone thinks Romeo has killed me
They'll hunt him down like the dog he is
And as for sweet Juliet
I'll kill her, another twist

If you think I'm really ever going to let this slide
Then you have another thing coming
Another thing coming
Another thing coming

You have another thing coming
Another thing coming
Another thing coming
You have another thing coming!

Tybalt then lets out a sinister laugh.

...

Juliet speaks with Angelica. "Imagine that," Angelica says, sarcastically, "your secret wedding would lead to your parents trying to hook you up."

"Alright, I get it," says Juliet, "what do I do?"

"I don't know," says Angelica, "the only option I can think of is to tell them the truth... but this may be the case where that would be a bad idea! This is a conundrum!"

"I wish I knew what to do," says Juliet.

To Be Continued