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(intro)
Me: greetings ladies and gentlemen! I am your humble host! and oh what a show I have in store for you all!
big crowd*
Gabby: YAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: thank you thank you you're all too kind! *inhale* I'm thrilled to welcome everyone to the most craziest and bizarre and dramatic spectacle to ever to be seen!
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Me: it's MY EVERYTHING GAMESHOW!
CHEERS*
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Me: now you all might be wondering
"Dan": oh you life changing man what in the wild world is YOUR EVERYTHING GAMESHOW all about?
Me: well I'm glad you asked!...tonight I allowed 33 contestants to participate in a bunch of different gameshow antics it could be sports, video games, board games ETC that'll leave them laughing...crying...furious...disgusted...scared... ...speaking our contestants here they are!
spawns Amy, Sammy, Jasmine, Ella, Dave, Leonard, Owen, Lindsay, Noah, Gwen, Courtney, Dawn, Mike, Kitty, EmmRR, Scary Girl, Riya, Yul, James, Rosa Maria, L is real, Beta Luigi, GB, Mark, Mannequin_Mark, Poob, Pest, Gregoriah, Unpleasant, Mayday, Yinu, DK West, and Neon J*
All: huh?
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they cheer*
Me: now let's hear a few words from our contestants...so tell me...why have you decided to participate in the greatest gameshow of all time?
Amy: oh I want-
Dave: I wanna get-
Courtney: ooh! ooh! I want-
Mark: I really want-
Yul: with the money I can finally get-
DK West: I-
Unpleasant:...
Scary Girl: I want to become...a blue robot head!
Me: all truly incredible aspiration dear competitors! and they might come true if you win...the PRIZE!
the prize*
Me: it's a safe...sealed tight with untold riches! just imagine the possibilities my friends!
Amy: oh I want it now *runs*
Me: *stops* nope not right now *throws*
Crashes*
Me: and to all of you at home...I might as well give you a role as well!...I...want you all to share all of my other past fanfics to your friends...and if you haven't read them I suggest you do that now! it's only by your showings I can ascend!...and who knows dear viewers...what wonders awaits when I show you who I-
Amy: hey! can we start playing games now?
Me: I like your enthusiasm Amy...but let me finish my intro and-
Amy: but I want to start playing games now!
Me: IN A MINUTE!
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Me: I mean you're right without a further adieu...LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
CHEERS*
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first mode*
Me: welcome to our first mode...Family Feud!...in this game two teams will go head to head guessing the most popular answers to various survey questions!...are both teams ready?
they ready up*
Me: so...we asked 100 different people the following question...name something that's hard to watch?
BUZZ*
Poob: Unpleasant being likable!
Me: Unpleasant huh?
correct*
they cheer*
Me: wow!
BUZZ*
Pest: Poob's dumb parties!
GASPS*
Poob: hey that's not-
correct*
Pest dances*
Poob: oh yeah how about this *BUZZ* Pest making friends!
correct*
Pest: YOU SON OF A [REDACTED] I'M GOING TO *TACKLE*
they fight*
Me: well this certainly ISN'T hard to watch!
they laugh*
Me: who is the better NPC...Poob or Pest please leave your review now!
Amy: hey! it's my turn to play!
Me: of course I was getting to that!
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Me: next question please!...what is the one thing that could get you out of a jail cell
BUZZ*
Me: yes Amy?
Amy: hmmm...*light bulb*...attraction!
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Me: excuse me?
Amy: attraction!
Me: uh well I...
Amy: ATTRACTION!
Me: HOW IS THAT GONNA WORK!?
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Me: *sigh*...do we have "attraction" on the board?
X
Me: that means you're wrong
Amy: WHY YOU LITTLE- *MUTE*
Me: ok Sammy! your turn!
Sammy: oh I think it's-
BUZZ*
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Sammy: yeah it's-
BUZZ*
Sammy: IT HAS TO-
BUZZES*
Sammy: WOULD YOU LET ME SPEAK
UNMUTE*
THEY ARGUE*
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Me: uh...Sammy you are using all the guesses...*turns*...okay I think it's time for the next game!
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second game*
Me: welcome to our second mode Wheel Of Fortune! the contestants will spin the wheel gain some money and try to solve word puzzles for BIG winnings and get a chance at some AMAZING PRIZES!
Poob and Pest tied up*
they cheer*
Me: alright the first word is set up on the board!
'_ _ _ _!
Me: Riya you get the first spin!
Riya: YEAH!
SPIN*
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lands on lose a turn*
Riya: come on!
Yul: Ahahaha you suck at this game! let a pro show you how its done!
spins*
lands on $650*
Yul: yes!
thinking*
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Yul: do you have an U?
wrong*
boos*
Me: aw tough luck Yul
Riya: who sucks at the game now Yul?
SPIN*
lands on lose a turn*
Yul: *laughs*
Riya: ARE YOU [REDACTED]ING KIDDING ME!?
Me: oh my!...two loses a turns in a row...I swear it's not rigged!
laughs*
breaks Yul's head*
Yul: TiMe tO SpIn!
SPIN*
lands on million*
GASPS*
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Me: holy cow! WE HAVE A BIG MOMENT HERE FOLKS!...Yul...look at me this is your chance to win $1,000,000!...do you have a guess?
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Yul: *speaks in Spanish*
Me:...what?...that's not even close...in fact the answer is so stupid!
sadness*
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Riya: hahaha you can't even say the right language!
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Yul: but at least I get to play the game!
Riya: THAT'S IT!
SPINS*
BREAKS*
Me: oh my Riya!...wait
Amy is sleeping*
Me: Amy!?...how did you?...WHAT!?
Riya:...are you the reason why I got two lose a turns in a row!?
Amy: *wakes up* hey quiet!...I'm trying to sleep!
correct*
I'm trying to sleep!
Me:...I...don't believe it...well in a shocking turn of events...Amy...has won the game...with 0 dollars!
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Walter: oh brother this guy stinks!
Me: well thenGUESS WE WON'T BE NEEDING THESE PRIZES ANYMORE!
FLAME THROWERS*
Poob and Pest: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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third game*
Me:...OKAY!...3rd mode...it's simple!...just guess the price!...EASY!
bring Yinu on stage*
Me: okay Yinu! my benefitsCOMPLETELYrely on you NOT screwing up! and being entertaining for the audience!...ready to play?
Yinu: uh-
Me: GREAT! okay guess the price of this fabulous prize and it may be yours!
green jeep*
Me: here we have a beautiful Green Jeep!...it's perfect for removing meaningless traffic or going on a nice camping trip with your family!
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Yinu: hmm
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Yinu: uh...
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Yinu: I uh...hum!
Me: times up Yinu!
Yinu: UHHHHH is it...$1,125,784!?
Me: why
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Me: YOU'RE CORRECT!
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Yinu: oh my god I won! YAY!
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Me: ah the people love rags to riches stories!...now shall we-...HUH!?
Amy is in the Jeep*
Me: WHAT!? HOW DID YOU GET IN THERE! GET OUT OF THERE
DRIVES*
CRASH*
Me: uh don't worry! we have spares!...okay...I might have accidentally made her stupid...just a tad...no matter I'm sure everything is gonna be okay!
montage*
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Amy bring Lindsay 50 cents*
Lindsay: wow good deal!
they cheer*
Me: really?
oil stairs*
Jasmine: so close!
Amy jumps on the bodies*
Jasmine: AHHH
pushes*
GB and Gregoriah: AHHHHH
crashes*
Me: TF!
wrongs*
James: what are you doing? you didn't give an answer
Amy: he just won't hear me!
Me: OMG!
Amy: KOBE!
FAILS*
EmmaRR: doing great Kitty!
Amy: oh wow a nice couch on top *jumps*
STACK FALLS*
Me: THIS ISN'T HOW YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE GAME!
Hunting*
POW*
Amy: I GOT A MOON CHILD!
UNO*
Noah: uno!
FLIPS TABLE*
Amy: chomik?
chomik
Amy: OH YEAH!
Mark: she didn't even spin!
montage ends*
Me: GRRRRRRRRRI CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
Amy: alright so when is the next game Josedm08?
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Josedm08:...what did you just say?
Amy: I said when is the next game Josedm08?!
GRABS*
Josedm08: OHHHHH I THINK IT'S TIMEOUT FOR A LITTLE SOMEONE!
Amy: is it Sammy?
SUMMONS CAGE*
TRAPS AMY*
PUTS IT OUSIDE OF THE SCREEN*
Josedm08: HO HO you don't mind if I leave this here now?
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Ella: are you okay?
Rosa Maria: what's up?
Josedm08: I can't believe that they would say my name out loud!
Owen: hey what's wrong with showing your name?
L is real: yeah uh who wouldn't want to know your name?
Gwen: is there someone out there that you don't like?
questions*
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Josedm08: SILENCE!...I think it's time for our final game
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Josedm08: it's all the gameshows at once!...here's how to win...DON'T DIE!
Mike: WHAT!?
it's raining games*
PANIC*
Mayday: ARE YOU INSANE!? *CRUSHED*
are you insane
jeep falls*
$0*
bye bye money*
Yinu: NO MY MONEY! *CRUSHES*
dodges*
Riya: ha! is that all you got!?
spins*
lands on lose a life*
grabs*
Riya: AHHHHHHHH
people getting killed*
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Josedm08: HAHAHAHAHA YES...YES!...YES!
*GLITCHES*
*breaks cage*
*THE END*
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Amy: uh...hello?...I want to claim my prize!
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*TV static*
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Amy: I think the prize is in there!
*walks to it*
Amy:...well here goes nothing!
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*TDPRRBWAAS*
*TDM*
*TDIHYC*
*FJ*
*TDLCU*
*EW*
*TDAUD*
*GLITCHES OUT*
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