Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 109: Take Out the Bitch
Dylan Riley and the girls were running around, hoping to find any sight of Irina Jelavić.
"Where could she be?" Tomoko Shiretoko asked.
"She shouldn't be too far," Nami said.
Ten minutes later, Dylan and the girls approach a temple as Dylan sees the doors were open and Irina was in it.
"She's in here," Dylan said to the girls as the girls stop in their tracks.
"Nowhere to run Irina," Nami said to Irina as the group walk over to Irina.
Then, they see a bunch of monks in their sights as Dylan and the girls look on.
"This is weird," Itsuka Kendo said quietly.
"Yeah I didn't expect this," Secre Swallowtail said.
"These are the bad people that were trying to badly injure me, take care of them," Irina said to the monks as she uses her words to convince the monks to take out Dylan and the girls.
Irina then runs away as Dylan and the girls look on in confusion.
"Uhh this is something I didn't expect," Videl said.
"A bunch of monks wanting to hurt us," Nami said.
"It shouldn't be that bad, they are peaceful people," Tomoko said as she approaches them.
"I wouldn't do it," Dylan said to Tomoko in a serious tone again.
"And Dylan is back to be angry at those individuals again," Itsuka said quietly.
"They wouldn't attack us, those are Chinese monks, not ones from Thailand," Tomoko said to the others.
Then, one of the monks nails a lightning fast kick to Tomoko's ribs, knocking her back a bit.
"What the hell?" Nami asked in utter shock.
"I guess all monks, no matter which religion, are tough as nails," Itsuka said.
Then, the eight monks get themselves into a fighting position as Dylan and the girls look on.
"We have to fight monks?" Itsuka asked the other girls.
"I'm not sure," Nami said.
"I don't want to hurt them," Tomoko said nervously.
"Dylan, what should we do?" Nami asked Dylan.
Dylan wasn't in a real mood to answer, on his mind still was the pain from the darts and wanting to murder every one of Raynare's little hated army. But he needed to answer Nami's question.
"Don't badly hurt them, if they attack try to dodge them, if it gets bad, just try to knock them out," Dylan said to the girls.
"Really?" Secre asked Dylan.
"Yes," Dylan said.
Then, the monks rush at Dylan and the girls as the girls were ready to take on some monks.
"Okay whatever you say Dylan," Videl said to Dylan.
The monks attack the girls as the girls were dodging their fast strikes and kicks.
"Why is this happening?" Itsuka asked in shock and confusion.
"Irina must have a way with words to convince the monks we are bad," Nami said as they continue to dodge strikes.
Meanwhile, two monks were trying to attack Dylan as Dylan manage to pick up a tray and was using it to deflect the attacks.
"We don't want to hurt you, we just want to find the girl," Dylan said to the monks, but the monks remained quiet like always.
"There must be a way to defeat them without serious injury," Videl said.
"I'm going to try something when I get the chance," Itsuka said as they were dodging the monks' attacks.
The girls continue to dodge the monks' attacks, but soon they end up getting hit with some punches and kicks, feeling some pain in their bodies.
Seeing an opportunity, it was time for Itsuka's plan to come into action.
"It works on Monoma, hopefully it works here," Itsuka thought.
Itsuka then nails a chop to the monk's neck. Oddly enough, it knocks the monk onto the floor as he was knocked out cold.
"Huh, this works on jackasses and monks, who knew," Itsuka said in surprise.
Itsuka then notices Secre was having a hard time keeping up with the monk she's fighting, so she rush in to help her.
Itsuka then nails another chop to that monk's neck, knocking him out as he lays on the floor.
"Oh thanks Itsuka," Secre said to Itsuka.
"Not a problem," Itsuka said.
Videl then sees what Itsuka did and hope this works on the monk she is fighting.
"Okay let's see if it works for me," Videl said.
Videl then tries to nail a chop to the monk's neck, but the monk grabs Videl's left hand in time.
"Oh this is bad," Videl said.
Before the monk could strike, Itsuka comes up and nails a karate chop to the side of the monk's neck. This force the monk to let go of Videl's hand as he falls onto the floor, knocked out cold.
"Is he okay?" Videl asked Itsuka.
"Yeah, he's just out cold, no injuries, no broken neck," Itsuka said.
"Oh that's good," Videl said as she breathed a sigh of relief.
Then, Itsuka sees Tomoko was trying her best to block another monk's attack, but the monk hits Tomoko in the ribs with a punch and in the left knee with a kick.
"Ow, this monk can hit hard," Tomoko thought.
Itsuka then rushes over to Tomoko, jumps up in the air, and nails a jumping karate chop to the side of the monk's neck. The move knocks the monk out cold and he falls onto the ground.
"Oh thanks Kendo, these paws are great for show, but bad for fighting," Tomoko said to Itsuka.
"You're welcome," Itsuka said to Tomoko.
Itsuka then notices Nami was using her Clima-Tact to deflect the attacks of two monks.
"Nami, step back," Itsuka said to Nami.
"You sure?" Nami asked Itsuka.
"Yes," Itsuka said.
"Alright," Nami said.
Nami then does a few backflips, getting away from the monks for the moment.
The monks then try to attack Nami again, but Nami ducks as the monks miss.
Itsuka soon gets behind the monks and nails chops to their necks, knocking them out and onto the floor.
"Wow I didn't expect that," Nami said in shock.
"Chops to the necks not only subdues assholes, but monks as well," Itsuka said.
"That's six and two more are left," Secre said.
The girls then look to see Dylan was trying his best to use the tray to block the attacks from the monks, but the tray was starting to get heavily damaged.
"Oh that's not good," Tomoko said in a nervous tone.
"Dylan is in a bad spot," Secre said.
"He's getting close to a wall, that might be the best time to help out," Itsuka said.
Dylan then backs up against the wall as a monk kicks the tray, breaking it in half from it.
"Shit," Dylan said in panic and anger.
The two monks nails kicks and punches to Dylan's chest and ribs, forcing Dylan to drop the broken tray.
Soon enough, Itsuka runs up and nails chops to the monks' necks, knocking them out and dropping them to the floor.
"You okay Dylan?" Itsuka asked Dylan as Dylan looked like he didn't receive any visible injuries.
"I'm fine, let's go," Dylan said to the girls as he weakly runs out of the temple.
"I think he might have some internal injuries," Nami said.
"But he's too focused on everything that has happened to him to notice," Itsuka said.
"Yeah," Videl said.
"Come on, let's find that bitch," Secre said to the other girls and then they race out of the temple, following Dylan.
Then, another monk comes in and sees the knocked out monks on the ground. He then shakes his head and leaves the area.
Soon enough, the girls caught up with Dylan as Dylan holds one of Irina's high heels in his hands.
"Dylan, is that one of her shoes?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Yes," Dylan said.
"She went that way," Dylan said as he points towards an alley.
"Down an alley, of course," Tomoko said.
Dylan and the girls then run down the alley, hoping to catch up with Irina.
Nearly a minute later, Dylan and the girls stop when they reach a dead end. They see Irina, without a shoe and blood still dripping down her head.
"Nowhere to run Irina," Dylan said to Irina.
"Don't doubt my skills," Irina said to Dylan as Dylan looks around a bit.
"Well your skills will be put to the test," Dylan said to Irina.
"Girls, we are far enough away from people, go lose with your powers," Dylan said to the girls.
"Will do," Nami said.
Irina then runs over to Videl and tries to nail her with a punch, but Videl dodges the punch.
Videl then nails a knee to Irina, followed by a series of punches to Irina's ribs. After eleven punches, Videl grabs Irina, throws her over her left shoulder and onto the ground.
"Mana Skin," Secre said as she coats her body in Mana Skin.
Irina then gets back on her feet as Secre nails Irina with a barrage of punches and knees all over Irina's body. Fifteen seconds later, Secre nails an uppercut to Irina as this knocks Irina to the ground again.
"Oh yeah, my Mana Skin is way more powerful than those traps you set," Secre said to Irina.
Irina then slowly gets to her feet as there was some small gashes all over her arms and legs as blood was leaking from them.
"She doesn't want to go down," Videl said.
"She's a stubborn one," Itsuka said.
"I have enough of this bullshit," Irina said and then she hops onto a wall.
"Itsuka now," Dylan said to Itsuka.
Itsuka then grows her right hand to giant size and then she grabs Irina with it.
Irina was trying to get free, but Itsuka's fist was proving too much for her.
"This is for that door bomb," Itsuka said to Irina.
Itsuka then slams Irina hard onto the ground as the ground shakes a little from the impact.
Itsuka then let go of Irina as her fist shrinks back to normal size. She then sees Irina was bloody as hell and pretty much broken from that slam.
"Woo, now that feels good," Itsuka said in an excited tone.
"I think she has had enough," Secre said.
Irina then slowly and weakly gets to her feet as everyone was in shock.
"Oh shit," Nami said in anger.
"I'm not done, I'm not going to go down like a bitch," Irina said.
"My turn," Nami said.
Nami then swings her Clima-Tact and strikes Irina five times all over her body with it.
Irina was still standing on her feet, but she looked like she was about to drop.
"She's still up," Nami said in shock.
"I'll deal with it," Tomoko said as she walks over to Irina.
"What's the worst you can do?" Irina asked Tomoko weakly.
"Just this," Tomoko said.
Tomoko then nails a kick to Irina's face. The force of the kick knocks Irina to the ground and she was out cold, leaving everyone in shock.
"Oh my god," Secre said in shock.
"Ragdoll knocked out Irina," Videl said.
"Usually it takes a shot from my Clima-Tact to take down a girl, but this is something," Nami said.
Tomoko then uses her Quirk to search Irina and after five seconds, she realize why Irina wasn't a match against powerful girls.
"I use my Quirk on Irina and apparently she isn't great with extensive hand to hand combat, she's more of a quick kill than fighting long term," Tomoko said.
"Not to mention she doesn't have powers of powerful weapons," Nami said.
"True," Tomoko said.
Dylan then walks over to Irina and kneels down next to her. He then puts his right hand near Irina's chest.
Then, Dylan's right hand starts to glow as the number appears on Irina's body and four seconds later, it disappears.
The card then floats out of Irina's body and into Dylan's right hand. Soon after, Dylan's right hand stops glowing.
Dylan then looks at the card as it was different from the others. The border was a violet color and the title text had a bronze tint to it.
"This isn't normal, it's almost like a fusion card, but it isn't one," Dylan thought.
Dylan looks more at the new Irina Jelavić trading card, it had five stars and the daily income was three hundred dollars, twice more than a normal five star card he got. He also notice Irina's special skills were assassination skills. Dylan didn't want to tell the girls about the card's info, because he wasn't in the mood for it.
Dylan then puts the card away and then he picks up the unconscious Irina.
"Come on, let's go back," Dylan said to the girls as he walks out of the alley.
The girls then follow Dylan out of the alley as they make their way back to the hotel.
Three hours later, Dylan and the girls were in Dylan's hotel room as Secre had done her healing magic on them. Luckily most of the girls didn't need any bandages, except for Irina who had bandages along her arms and legs. As for Dylan, he had a bandage wrapped around his left arm.
"It's so weird to see Dylan being quiet like this after a battle," Nami said as Dylan places the Irina trading card on a table.
"Yeah those assholes did a number on him," Tomoko said.
"And I hate them for it," Itsuka said in anger.
"We can't talk to him directly about it and he won't tell us," Videl said.
"It's a lose lose situation for everyone," Secre said.
Then, they look at an unconscious Irina, who was laying on a bed and with both of her high heels on.
"She wasn't powerful," Secre said.
"She's better than Aqua I can tell you that," Nami said to Secre.
"It's weird, I expected more power from her due to her different eye color," Videl said.
"She must be on the lower end of things," Tomoko said.
"Hey Dylan, are you going to scan the card?" Itsuka asked Dylan.
"You want me to?" Dylan asked Itsuka as he wasn't in the mood for it.
"It's your decision," Itsuka said to Dylan.
"Whatever," Dylan said in a not caring tone.
Dylan then pulls out his iPhone, goes to the menu, and goes into the special app. Once he goes into the scan mode, he starts to scan the card.
After five seconds, the scan was complete as Dylan exits the app and puts his phone on sleep mode.
"Done," Dylan said as he puts away his phone and card.
"I'm going to splash some water on my face," Dylan said as he walks into the bathroom and closes the door.
"He didn't tell us much about the card," Videl said to the other girls.
"He's in no mood for that, or anything," Nami said.
Irina then grumbles a bit as she starts to slowly wake up.
"I think she's about to get up," Itsuka said.
Irina then opens her eyes as her irises change back from purple to blue. She then sits up and felt some pain in her body.
"Oh my body," Irina said in pain.
Irina then looks around to see the girls in her sights.
"Who the hell are you?" Irina asked the girls in anger.
"I'm Nami," Nami said.
"Itsuka Kendo," Itsuka said.
"I'm Secre Swallowtail," Secre said.
"I'm Videl," Videl said.
"And I'm Tomoko Shiretoko," Tomoko said.
"I'm Irina Jelavić," Irina said.
"What's with the cat outfit?" Irina asked Tomoko.
"Oh I was a Pro Hero, when I'm wearing this, call me Ragdoll," Tomoko said to Irina.
"Yeah hero, I'll believe it when I see it," Irina said to Tomoko as she felt like she was lying.
"I want to be a Pro Hero as well," Itsuka said.
"Well bravo," Irina said to Itsuka in a sarcastic tone.
"Man you are a bitch," Nami said to Irina.
"Well my students call me Bitch-Sensei," Irina said.
"You're a teacher?" Itsuka asked Irina in shock.
"Yes I am," Irina said.
"You don't seem qualified to be a teacher with that attitude," Videl said to Irina.
"Are you all going to be that judgemental to me?" Irina asked the girls in an annoyed tone.
"If you keep this up, yes," Nami said to Irina.
"Fine," Irina said as she wasn't too happy over this situation.
"First an earthquake puts me in here and now this," Irina said.
"Well to be fair we all came here like that," Nami said.
"Is that true?" Irina asked the girls and the girls said "yes".
"So what's going on here?" Irina asked the girls.
"We are helping a guy build a harem," Nami said.
"That smells like bullshit," Irina said.
"It's true," Secre said.
In the bathroom, Dylan splashes some cold water on his face as he turns off the water for the sink.
Dylan looks at the mirror and all he sees is visions of The Paul Brothers laughing at him, Jeff McCallister calling him a "useless disease", Darius Parker being smug and bragging how he will kill the girls, and Tommy McGrath saying "he won't help anyone on Dylan's level".
"Get out of my head," Dylan said in anger as he punches his head in anger.
The girls were hearing Dylan as they felt bad for him.
"Oh Dylan," Nami said as she felt bad for him.
"Who is that?" Irina asked Nami.
"That's Dylan Riley, our leader but he is a bit messed up at the moment," Nami said.
"What's going on?" Irina asked.
"He has been through a lot recently and now he has been thinking about it a lot recently," Secre said.
Soon enough, the bathroom door opens as Dylan walks out of it and then he lays down on the other bed.
"He's your leader, that fat ass," Irina said to the girls as she wasn't impressed.
"Dylan is a great guy and he has been through a lot, so either shape up or shut the fuck up," Nami said in anger to Irina.
"Fine," Irina said.
Irina then looks over to Dylan and was thinking about him a bit.
"This guy feels like he got his ass handed to him by his worst enemies, maybe I can help him out," Irina thought.
"So you girls are his harem?" Irina asked the girls.
"Yes, there is also nineteen other harem members," Nami said.
"Wow, that's the size of a classroom and then some," Irina said in shock.
"And you all love him and have sex with him?" Irina asked the girls.
"Yes," Tomoko said.
"But I doubt you care after being a bitch to us after we got a card out of you," Videl said to Irina.
"What do you mean card?" Irina asked the girls.
"Oh a card was inside you and we fought you to get it out of you," Secre said to Irina.
"Now it smells more fishy," Irina said.
"It's true, but I doubt you would care," Itsuka said to Irina.
"Come on girls, let's leave Bitch-Sensei," Nami said to the girls and then they leave the room, leaving Dylan and Irina alone.
"I wonder who did this?" Irina thought as she looks at Dylan.
Meanwhile at the undisclosed location, Raynare was sitting around with Jeff, Darius, Tommy, The Pauls, KSI, and Team Tube, satisfied about the job they had done.
"This is perfect, Dylan is mentally fucked up, he's barely talking, and thanks to his DNA and that helmet, we got more army members than ever," Raynare said.
Raynare then looks over to see two women step out of the shadows, one ugly woman with short brown hair and glasses, the other woman had long pink puffy hair. Those two women were the ugly and moronic Peggy Hill (from King of the Hill) and the other was the pathetic excuse for a teacher, Mrs. Jewls (from Wayside).
"Still can't believe they came out of the helmet," Jeff said in shock.
"Yeah, but after some modifying and getting the stuff we need, we are able to bring out Dylan's worst media enemies to the real world," Raynare said.
"That is an awesome plan Raynare," Jake said in an excited tone to Raynare.
"And those 'harem' members won't know what hit them," Raynare said.
"No they don't," Darius said.
"What they don't know is that their powers will be useful for me and my new army," Raynare said.
"And once they are out, I'll make sure my army is the strongest ever and Dylan and his bitches won't stand a chance, they won't stand a chance," Raynare said as she had a very sadistic smirk on her possessed face.
Oh things are building up. Dylan and his group has got their twentieth girl and it seems the card is a bit different from the rest, but it will be explained later on. Also Dylan is still feeling the mental effects from that kidnapping and torture, again I'm hopeful someone will help him out. Also it seems Raynare has upgraded the helmet to bring out the worst characters Dylan hates and she is using Issei's harem to enhance her army, oh this is going to be wild. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Cards Collected: 20
Cards Left: 80
Girls in the harem (that were under control by a card): Nami, Aqua, Ristarte, Kinoko Komori, Botan, Nefertari Vivi, Beth Vanderwood, Meredy, Secre Swallowtail, Juvia Lockser, Shampoo, Itsuka Kendo, Mei Hatsume, Karui, Téa Gardner, Mina Ashido, Fujiko Mine, Videl, Tomoko Shiretoko (a.k.a. Ragdoll), and Irina Jelavić.
Girls in the harem (that weren't under control by a card): Nico Robin, Lucoa, Bellemere, Nojiko, and Erasa.
Income: $3250 per day, $91,000-$100,750 per month, and $1,186,250 for the year.
Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon so stay tuned.