Wario and Waluigi: The Blues Brothers

Chapter 2

Waluigi and Toad were on their way to prison to pick up Warip who had just been released as the two looked at each other

(The Blues Brothers)

Wario and Waluigi then hugged each other went inside the car and drove out of the prison while they were on the road Wario asked Waluigi one question

Hey Waluigi? Wario said

Yeah? Waluigi said

What's this? Wario said

What? Waluigi said

This car. Wario said

The car? Waluigi said

Yeah. This stupid car. Wario said

Oh. Waluigi said

The car? Toad said

Yeah. This stupid car. Wario said

Oh. Toad said

Wario takes out a cigarette from the cabinet lights it with a lighter and starts smoking

The caddy. Where's the caddy? Wario said

The what? Waluigi said

The what? Toad said

The Cadillac we used to have. Wario said

The Cadillac? Waluigi said

The Cadillac? Toad said

Yeah. The bluesmobile. Wario said

Well i uh... Waluigi said

He traded it. Toad said

What? Wario said

He traded it. Toad said

Traded? Waluigi said

Yeah. I traded it. Waluigi said

You traded the bluesmobile for this? Wario said

No, for a microphone. Waluigi said

A microphone? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

A microphone? Wario said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Okay, i can see that. Wario said

Good. Waluigi said

What the hell is this? Wario said

It's a bargain. Toad said

What? Wario said

This was a bargain. Waluigi said

Explain. Wario said

I picked it up at the Mount Prospect City Police Auction last spring. Waluigi said

Really? Wario said

Yeah. It's an old Mount Prospect police car. Waluigi said

A police car? Wario said

Yeah. They were practically giving them away. Waluigi said

Well, thank you, pal. Wario said

What? Waluigi said

The day i get out of prison, my own brother picks me up in a police car. Wario said

Suddenly the Cadillac car along with a bunch of other cars stopped while the bridge was being raised

You don't like it? Waluigi said

No, i don't like it. Wario said

That's it? Waluigi said

That's it. Wario said

Wow. Waluigi said

Hey Waluigi? Wario said

Yeah? Waluigi said

Drive the car and jump it off the bridge. Wario said

Seriously? Waluigi said

Yes. Wario said

Why? Waluigi said

We don't have time for this. Wario said

What, the bridge? Waluigi said

Yeah. The bridge. Wario said

Oh. Waluigi said

Well? Wario said

Are you serious? Waluigi said

Yeah. Wario said

Are you really serious? Waluigi said

Yeah. Wario said

Oh. Waluigi said

Now start the car and drive. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Waluigi started the car passed the other cars drove on the bridge and jumped off to the other side

Holy crap. That was awesome. Wario said

I know right? Waluigi said

Car's got a lot of pick-up Wario said

It's got a cop motor. Waluigi said

A what motor? Wario said

Cop motor. Toad said

Oh. Wario said

Yeah, it's a 440 cubic-inch plant. Waluigi said

What else? Wario said

It's got cop tyres, cop suspensions, and cop shocks. Waluigi said

What else? Wario said

It was a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. Waluigi said

Wow. Wario said

Wari took out another cigarette from the cabinet and lit it with a lighter while Waluigi asked him one question

Wario? Waluigi said

What is it? Wario said

What do you say? Waluigi said

Say what? Wario said

Is it the new Bluesmobile or what? Waluigi said

Fix the cigarette lighter. Wario said

That's it? Waluigi said

That's it? Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Waluigi? Wario said

Yeah? Waluigi said

Keep driving. Wario said

Okay. Waluigi said

Also, where are we going? Wario said

You'll see. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi were on the road for a while until they were in an area and parked by an orphanage

Don't tell me this is... Wario said

Yeah. It is. Waluigi said

What are we doing here? Wario said

You're going to fulfill a promise. Toad said

What? Wario said

You promised you'd visit the Penguin the day you got out. Waluigi said

Oh. Right. Wario said

Well? Waluigi said

Uh... Wario said

What? Waluigi said

I lied to her. Wario said

What? Waluigi said

You lied? Toad said

Yeah. I lied. Wario said

You can't lie to a nun. Waluigi said

I already did. Wario said

Look we gotta go in and visit the Penguin. Waluigi said

No fucking way. Wario said

Come on Wario. Waluigi said

No. Wario said

Please? Waluigi said

No. Wario said

Pretty please? Toad said

Forget it. Wario said

Pretty pretty please? Waluigi and Toad both said

Not gonna happen. Wario said

So you're not gonna get out huh? Waluigi said

Nope. Wario said

Really? Waluigi said

Yup. Wario said

Oka you asked for it. Waluigi said

What? Wario said

Toad? Waluigi said

Yeah? Toad said

Stay in the car. Waluigi said

Okay. Toad said

Wario? Waluigi said

Yeah? Wario said

Let's go. Waluigi said

I said no. Wario said

Waluigi opened his car door and went outside and opened Wario's car door and pulled him by the ear

Ow. Wario said

Let's go. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi went inside the orphanage building and opened a door with some stairs leading to an office

I can't believe we're doing this. Wario said

Yeah. I know. Waluigi said

Let's get over with. Wario said

Alright. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi walked up the stairs and looked at a statue of Jesus while the door behind them closed

I think the door closed behind us. Wario said

Yeah. I know. Waluigi said

I'm getting nervous. Waluigi said

Don't worry. Just be cool. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi walked a few more steps and were about to knock on the door until...

Who is it? a voice said

Wario and Waluigi. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi? a voice said

Yeah. Waluigi said

Suddenly the door opened surprising Wario and Waluigi while also revealing a female nun was inside an office

Come in. the female nun said

Wario and Waluigi entered the female nun's office and approached the female nun who was looking at them while another door behind them closed again

Hello, boys. the female nun said

Hi. Wario said

Hello. Waluigi said

Nice to see you. the female nun said

Of course. Wario said

Nice to see you too. Waluigi said

Please, have a seat. the female nun said

Wario and Waluigi walked to some desk chairs and sat down on them

No, boys. the female nun said

Huh? Wario said

What? Waluigi said

Come over here in front of me. the female nun said

In front of you? Wario said

Yes. the female nun said

Seriously? Waluigi said

Yes. the female nun said

Why? Waluigi said

I want to see your faces. the female nun said

Our faces? Wario and Waluigi both said

Yes. the female nun said

Okay. Wario said

Alright. Waluigi said

Wario and Waluigi moved their desk chairs in front of the female nun

Okay, we're here. Wario said

Good. the female nun said

So what's up? Waluigi said

Well, the county took a tax assessment of this property last month. the female nun said

What? Wario said

Seriously? Waluigi said

Yes, and they want 5000. the female nun said

Doesn't the church have to pay for that? Waluigi said

That would be if they were interested in keeping the place but... the female nun said

But...? Waluigi said

But they aren't. the female nun said

Wario and Waluigi are now talking with a female nun in her office at the orphanage who's sharing some bad news with them stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED