"I have such a headache." Shadow grumbled as he was at Falco Lombatrdi's tavern.
"Why?" Falco asked, cleaning up an empty glass.
Shadow sneezed, rubbing his stuffy nose as he shook his head. "Because I have a cold."
Falco scoffed as he rolled his eyes. "Well then, go drink water."
"Water's not doing it enough for me. Why do you think I'm here?" Shadow snapped as he slammed his right hand on the wooden counter, groaning as he felt like he was going to pass out at any moment.
Princess Peach Toadstool farted as she sighed of relief, holding hands with Sonic. "Thanks for being here, Sonic. The pressure's really building up in me."
"I still don't know why you insisted on challenging me to a chilli dog contest," Sonic stated, being in the hospital room as he had a clothes pin on his nose to prevent him from smelling Peach's sulfur like brass gas, but not lucky enough to have ear plugs to help protect his ear drums from the earth shattering tuba toots Peach's butt belched. "No one can lose all those pounds like I can with my speed."
"Well not everyone is fast and way past cool like you, Sonic." Peach replied as she let out a couple of trombone like poots, then abruptly letting out a tuba toot. "Oh, I wish I had brought new underwear. My panties are being wrecked!"
"...And I did not need to know that.. at all..." Sonic sighed as he closed his eyes, briefly zipping out of the hospital room and going around the Smash Mansion as a way to get the disgusting thought of Peach pooping herself out of his mind, while Peach continued stinking up the room.
Silver was taking a casual stroll around the mansion, only to be knocked down on the floor by Sonic. He groaned as he got back up, growling at Sonic as he shook his head.
"Oh Sonic, can't you take everything slow for once?" Silver remarked as he entered one of the various lounges populating the mansion, with some of the Smashers watching television.
"Good evening Smashville, Isabelle here with the evening news. It appears that two hostile people are causing an outrage over Steven universe, they proclaim that they will have Steven's head if he doesn't-" Isabelle paused from her speech as she made inaudible mumbling about having to say an awful word. "...fuck off. Gah, that made me feel dirty."
It was then that a picture of Frederick from Fire Emblem and Cia from Hyrule Warriors appeared, with everyone in The Room gasping in shock.
"What the hell...?" Silver remarked as he squinted his eyes.
"I'm in the same boat as you. I can't believe this." R.O.B. stated, shaking his robotic head.
"Oh gods." Chrom facepalmed while Zelda shook her head. Link just sighed.
"Guys, we gotta stop them both before they start doing some real damage!" Advised Female Robin, standing up. Everyone agreed and took off, leaving the television free once more. Silver and R.O.B., however, stayed in the lounge.
"Do you want to follow them?" R.O.B. suggested as he began searching through other channels.
Silver just shook his head, wrapping his arms around the back of his head as he took a seat on the yellow colored couch. "Nah... there's plenty of action as it is here at the mansion."
R.O.B. shrugged, the two best friends staying as the Robotic Operating Buddy put CNN on.