The hedgehogs sighed as they looked at each other, with their day having been hectic.
"Anything new with you two?" Sonic asked as he was munching on a chilli dog.
Shadow was sipping some Cherry Cola. "Eh. The usual horseshit."
"Well, me and R.O.B. had... quite the night." Silver stated while brushing his silver colored quills back with a brush.
Cue several flashbacks...
"Oooh, we've got a fighter!" Peach sighed happily as she was watching Sonic being handed his ass to by Pit. "He's so bishie!"
"I'm not enjoying this!" Sonic snapped back at the air headed princess.
"You really think this will work?" Shadow grumbled as he was in a hamburger outfit, turning to Mario.
Mario sighed as he adjusted his red cap. "Just the plain truth, my friend. maybe if you were as sexy as I was, you would understand."
"...You're not sexy at all!" Shadow snapped, only to be snapped in the butt by a bulldog, with several other dogs and cats surrounding him, causing him to gulp.
"I believe I can fly!" Silver and R.O.B. sung as they were in the air outside the mansion, both of them hovering, with Silver using his green colored psychic, the two having drunken some water (oil in R.O.B.'s case) infused with happy powder.
"It's like they're the Backyardigans or some shit." Link commented while shaking his head in dismay.
"Ike, don't you ever do anything but fondle yourself over chicken?" Sonic asked while munching on a mustard topped chilli dog.
Ike didn't care for Sonic's concern. He was feasting over his prized possession, Kentucky Fried Chicken.
"They're having another farting contest again," Shadow muttered to Silver as they were watching the flatulent female Wii Fit Trainer and gassy Goddess of Light fart their butts off.
"I wonder if we're ever gonna have another female aside from Ivysaur and Wendy that don't break wind at any opportunity," Silver whispered back, with Lady Palutena farting a deep pitched brassy tuba toot that shook the entire mansion.
Sonic, Shadow, and Silver all sighed as they decided to call it a night, only to have an even rougher time as the entire mansion collapsed on itself, due to one of Dr. Mario's experiments going wrong as usual.
Yet again.
For the umpteenth time.