Sorry for my bad English.
Won't take too long to upload this chapter, that line backfired S-P-E-C-T-A-C-U-L-A-R-L-Y. With a capital S. I will explain on the notes at the end.
Anyway, here come one of the chapters that I thought I would not take too long to write stupid moron. To the fic.
During her time at school, Nazz never thought she would miss the way the boys acted toward her.
It has been a while since the Brazilian girl appeared in Peach Creek Jr. High, and she slowly starts to lose the focus of the boys around her.
She sat at the table of the cafeteria and watched from afar as Kevin, Johnny and the Eds surrounded Erika, the Brazilian girl sharing some of her past stories back in her country of birth. They seemed to be enjoying her company and her stories.
Kevin did not offer to carry her books. Johnny stopped following her around. Eddy tried to show off himself for her. Double D could talk properly to Erika, different from when he is with Nazz. The Brazilian seemed to not bother about Ed's hygiene.
Not only the boys but Erika also took her role in the Spelling Bee at the request of her classmates and friends. They preferred her to Nazz.
She felt like a queen bee, still in power until another one appears to still her subjects from her. She remembers Double D mentioning it. A new queen appears and the current one must either find another hive to rule or engage in a battle to the death with the intruder.
Neither option seemed viable to her. It is not like she can change schools in the middle of the semester, and Peach Creek Jr. High is where her friends are also studying. But she was not going to engage herself in a death battle with the Brazilian, right?
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Right?
Cheerleading was not something she planned to do, but Erika promised someone she would try new things. The outfit was just not her style, she was a girl who preferred pants.
Nazz along with other cheerleaders and the female coach, was there to judge which one of the newbies was going to join, and there were only three places available. The moment Nazz's eyes laid on Erika, she began to sweat with the possibility of the Brazilian joining the cheerleader squad, one more thing for her to take from Nazz.
The auditions went and some girls show promises, but everyone was caught by surprise seeing Ed stumbling on the audition with a cheerleader uniform. In the background, Erika could hear Eddy trying to stifle his laugh.
Obviously lacking talent for cheerleading, Ed just moved his arms around, somersaulting with his head instead of his arms and falling face-first on the ground.
-I passed? -He asked and in the background, Eddy burst in laughing.
-We will be in touch. -Nazz said, making Ed hug himself before leaving.
The three judges sighed before Erika appeared in front of them.
To Nazz's surprise, Erika was not doing so well.
She tried to do some jumps, touch her toes in midair, spin after the jump, and a somersault, all not too impressive for a cheerleader's standards. Being excused by the judges, Nazz sighed in relief internally upon seeing the Brazilian's chances being small. It seemed that cheerleading was still going to be her thing.
It proved to be true when the three girls were chosen and Erika was not among them. Thinking it was over, she called the squad for some practice but no one came. Turning around, her eyes widened in surprise seeing the whole squad, along with the new girls and the rejected ones, surrounding Erika and having a fun time.
Despite not entering, Erika was able to make friends with the squad and even with those who did not make it to the auditions. When she called them again, one screamed 'in one minute' before listening more of what the black-haired girl had to say.
Nazz turned so pale that her skin become completely white, along with her uniform and hair. The life in her eyes disappeared leaving only a void.
-Ghost! -She heard Ed scream.
And had only time to turn around and see the biggest Ed pointing a vacuum cleaner toward her. Yelping, she was sucked inside in a single second. Seeing the job was done, Ed turns to the squad and Erika while holding the vacuum in his hand.
-Who you gonna call? -Ed asked.
-Ghostbuster! -Erika couldn't help but answer.
After cleaning herself from all the dust inside the vacuum cleaner, Nazz just wanted to go through the school day without meeting with Erika. She knows is a rude thought, but she just wanted to strangle the Brazilian girl.
But fate was not that merciful.
She forgot that she needed to carry her books to her next class, something Kevin always did for her, and the biker was nowhere to be seen. Except she heard him talking to someone.
Guess who? Ding ding! It was Erika.
They were walking side by side, the boy apparently trying to talk some sense into the girl.
-I'm telling you. It would be better to keep your distance from those dorks.
-Again you say that and again I appreciate your concern.
-Just saying. You know how short dork works, right?
-Are you saying you do not enjoy how I make a fool of him?
The question earned a chuckle from Kevin.
-Okay, I'll admit. The trick of the golden soccer ball was pure gold. He still is looking for more?
-I think he is digging the football field after more.
True to her word, Eddy was using Ed to dig holes in the field, and desert since no one was training.
This is until some members of the football team got him in the middle of the act, resulting in both short and tall Eds running for their lives.
While they talked, Nazz followed them from a safe distance. She only saw Kevin smile like that when he is near her. Now, the Brazilian got the same reaction from him.
Nazz felt sad, felt betrayed, and above all, the knot in her stomach got worst.
Cooking was never one of her strong subjects, but Nazz did not minded at all.
Once again she opened the oven and once again smoke come. The class was attempting to make a shortcake, which she burned to a crisp. Pulling the tray out of the oven, it revealed nothing but aches of what suppose to be a desert.
-Better luck next time, Nazz. -Double D says, patting the blonde on the back.
But she just brushed it aside, not caring about her failure in the kitchen. This until a sweet aroma caught the attention of the class.
Erika took from the over her own shortcake and was a far cry compared to what Nazz did. The mix seemed great, soft, and with no visible failures. Ed, who was near Erika, tried to take a bite, only to have a wooden spoon put in his mouth.
-Wait till I finish Ed. -Erika explained and went to decorate her cake.
At that moment, every boy in the class approached the Brazilian, asking about how she managed to make a such good-looking cake.
And once again, seeing all the boys giving Erika attention made Nazz's stomach jump around her belly.
Badminton is supposed to be fun but put Erika alongside the Kankers and the class turned into a battlefield.
For reasons unknown to her, it seemed that the Kankers were at war with Erika, turning the badminton match into a fight. Walking towards one of the sinks, Nazz reaches inside her mouth and takes off a shuttlecock, and reaching to one of her teeth she took off a feather.
Today was a mass for the blonde, and she could not help but think the Brazilian is somewhat responsible for how she was feeling.
She denied the feeling and denied it. And denied it, but she could not hide the truth from herself anymore.
She was jealous.
She was jealous that another pretty girl come and took all the attention from the boys from her. She was hating how the new girl was able to make friends with the cheerleading squad despite not being accepted. She hated how she was so much better than her not only in cooking but also being able to outsmart Eddy, how mature she was, in resolving Double D's problem with his bully, from what she heard around.
All in all, they both were pretty, but Erika seemed to be more than Nazz in a lot of ways.
And to complete her day, Erika just walked into the bathroom, sweating from her match with the Kankers.
-Elas são divertidas para jogar junto. Quero dizer, quando não querem te matar. -She spoke in Portuguese, confunsing the blonde.
Can't she just talk English?
Yet, every time Erika thought to be alone, she spoke in her first language. It is not she thinks to be alone, she just speaks Portuguese while talking to herself, not that Nazz knows. the blonde heard more as she put on her pants.
-Mas eu me pergunto o que foi que elas viram no Eds. Não pode ter sido o charme do Eddy. Eu espero, pelo menos. -She continued, confusing Nazz even more.
She really wanted to know what she was talking about, she heard Eddy's name but could not make the rest. Her English grades are poorly so trying another language was like asking her to fly.
The more Portuguese she heard, the more Nazz wanted to rip off her ears.
-Talvez eu devesse perguntar para o Double D o motivo. Mas quando eu menciono elas, eles parecem querer gritar Pernas Para Que Te Quero. Sera que-
-Speaking English! -Erika suddenly was taken away from her inner monologue by Nazz, pulling her by the neckerchief.
She stared at the blonde for a moment before asking.
-Como é que é?
-SPEAK ENGLISH! -Nazz shouted while shaking the Brazilian girl.
-What got into you? -Erika asked, pushing Nazz away.
-Me?! What about you walking high and mighty and talking your stupid language?
-Excuse moi?
-Now you are speaking French too?! Can't you step down from that pedestal?!
-Says the girl who shows off for the boys. -Erika muttered but it was high enough for Nazz to hear.
-What did you say?
-At least I carry my fair share of my books, instead of forcing Kevin to carry all by himself while checking my nails. Tell me, are you looking into my eyes or you are just looking at your reflex in my eyes?
-I'm not-
-And I don't laugh or mock Rolf's customs or badmouth his actions on his back. Why even laugh at his clocks anyway.
-One more word, and I will-
-Vai fazer o que? -Erika asked in Portuguese just to mock Nazz.
The answer she got was a kick on the belly, sending her to one of the stalls. Much like with the Eds, she walked to finish the job but received a shoe on the middle of her forehead with strength enough to send her to one of the sinks.
-Like you Americans says: It is on! -Erika said, throwing away her other shoe.
Nazz quickly pulled herself back to her feet and glared at Erika.
-You just pick the wrong girl to pick up a fight.
-Funny, I was about to say the same thing... in Portuguese.
The blonde screamed and rushed after Erika, who punched her in the face. Nazz held her nose and when Erika threw another punch, she ducked and sweep her legs, bringing her down. When Nazz was about to get at her feet again, Erika gave a capoeira kick right in her face.
Back to the ground, Erika sat on her and grabbed her blonde hair.
-Had enough? -Erika asked pushing and messing her hair.
Nazz answered by growling and then...
-Hiya! -She escaped from her grip, sending Erika to midair and karate-chopping on her back.
-Okay, that did hurt. -Erika said getting back at her feet, then received a punch that sent her against one of the mirrors.
-You are messing with a girl who does Taekwondo. 2 hours a day 5 days a week. -Nazz said and grabbed Erika's ankles.
Away from the locker room she was thrown by the blonde to the gym, where the Kankers' sisters were messing around.
-Someone wants a piece of her too, it seems. -Lee said.
-Who? -May asked.
Nazz comes from the locker room with her hands on her hips.
-You are messing with a girl who does taekwondo, 2 hours a day 5 days a week.
Like a snake trying to stand, Erika was back at her feet using the force of her body alone. Nazz jumped and aimed a kick that Erika grabbed by the ankle. Duncan entered the gym right in time to see Erika using Nazz as a pogo stick.
-Well, I can't say she is boring now. -He commented as he saw Nazz flying away and Erika jumping after her.
Nazz stopped her by stretching her leg in a way that would shove itself on Erika's belly. The Brazilian clutched her stomach as she stumbled. Then she got karate-chopped on her neck.
-Had enough? -Nazz asked.
She got the answer in form of a headbutt on her chin.
-You're tough, but I'm tougher. -Erika commented.
And got a tornado kick in the face. Nazz then kicked the side of her belly. Then kicked her chin, or tried. Erika held the leg by the ankle and like a fisherman preparing his fishing rod, she pulled the blonde back and forth, hitting her face straight on the floor.
The action made Duncan whistle.
-So, what are the stakes? -He asked before shoving some popcorn in his mouth.
-I bet a ham on the blonde! -May loudly state.
-Ketchup and mustard on the pinky! -Followed by Lee.
Both girls come and then appeared still fighting on the well-known cartoonish fight smoke. The smoke dissipated, revealing Nazz with her legs wrapped around Erika's belly while pulling her black hair. The Brazilian paid back by putting both index fingers in her mouth, then shoving both on the blonde's ears.
Nazz's hair become spiked as her eyes rolled around in circles. She stumbled back and received a headbutt from Erika with force enough to put her down seeing stars.
-This is from Master Eds' school of Kung-Fu. -Erika said and got Nazz by her neck.
She then stomped the blonde's leg and stretched her body, before releasing the leg and her neck half a second later.
The Kankers sisters and Duncan followed with their eyes and heads as Nazz went high and crashed into the ceiling. She struggled to release her head from there while below, Erika pulled the ground.
Nazz fell down and got stuck in a hole with only her head out. She struggles a bit to leave before noticing the Brazilian taking distance. Erika then assumes a pose Duncan recognized.
-Attention! Here comes a soccer kick! -He loudly declared.
Nazz went in panic, shaking her head uncontrollably as Erika dashed towards her. Outside the gym, the students were doing their business, then were shocked to see Nazz flying out of the gym and crashing into one of the lockers.
-We have a winner! -They heard Duncan state and looking inside the gym, they saw the jock raising Erika's hand. While May with a frowning face gave Lee a piece of ham she got from her pocket.
Done with that mild annoyance, Erika walked to Nazz, who was still dizzily inside the locker.
-You may do taekwondo, but I grew up in a favela in Brazil. -Erika said and closed the door of the locker. -Now do me a solid, and cry to someone who cares.
And with that, the Brazilian girl left Nazz, alone, beaten, and swearing a payback.
End of the chapter.
For some reason I really wanted to write that fight. Naturally, Nazz is a bit OCC, or at least I think she is. Never before in the show she got any competition for the boys' affection and I wondered what would happen if she ever got it.
I don't usualy write cartoonish fights so I hope I made up for the expectations. But I was so busy with my other projects away from this site that I completely forgot to update this.
Let's hope for that not happen again. I also discovered that the title for this fic is not a original one. There is a lot of fanfictions with the same name althought with different plots. So it is easy to find this stort since if a Ed, Edd'n Eddy fanfiction.
Now I want to you do me a solid and if see the lack of updates after months, give me a warning on the reviews.
That's all folks, see you next time.