The Power Titan Lair, San Viento, 2005
The City of San Viento. It's a normal day here in the city, full of upper-class, blue-collar workers, liberal hippies, the queer folk, the kids in the park waiting for the ice cream vendor, the goths hanging around Barkley Park, women doing yoga in the RedIron Park, and of course, a giant Kaiju Titan attacking the city. Wait, WHAT! There was a large green titan that was stomping around the downtown area. It was breathing fire, torching buildings, and stomping around Serpent Street and smashing homes with its tail. People ran and fled.
Meanwhile at the Mayor's office, the mayor, a fat man in a purple suit and black top hat with a pipe in his mouth had to respond to the attack.
"Oh no, this can't be good!" The mayor was in shock. "I know there is one thing left to do!" He picked up a green phone with the Scouting Legion logo on it.
"Hello, Power Titans?" He called the Power Titans, hoping they would respond.
The Survey Corps logo on the Power Titans Hotline rang, and Mikasa answered it.
"Hello?" She called. "It's the Mayor?" Mikasa quickly called the Power Titans to order.
"Power Titans, assemble!" She chanted. "Everyone in your cars, together we will combine and form a giant robot to take out the monster." Everyone got in their vehicles and headed out on the RedIron Bridge where the monster was headed.
"POWER TITANS COMBINE TO FORM COLOSSAL TITAN MEGAZORD!" The Power Titans' vehicles collided to form the Colossal Titan Megazord, a robot made from their seven cars. The Colossal Titan Megazord jumped from the bridge to do a downward punch, hitting the monster on the head.
The monster swished its tail, causing it to fall into some buildings. The monster breathed fire at the robot, but the robot blocked it, causing the fire to deflect onto the monster, sending it flying onto the golf course. The monster got up and stomped on the golfers. The monster threw the whole golf clubhouse at the robot, but the robot dodged it. The robot pulled out its sword and sliced the monster's head off, killing it. The monster was defeated and disintegrated into dust. The robot was separated into seven cars that landed on the golf course.
"You did it!" The mayor congratulated the Power Titans, shaking Mikasa's hand.
"Yes, we did." Mikasa was proud of her and the Titans' heroic deed. "Shame about the golf course."
"Relax, your tax dollars can go to work to rebuild it!" The mayor proposed. "That's how the money moves!" He was shaking his ass and stretching a dollar bill on it.
The mayor held a ceremony congratulating the heroes. He stood at the podium with the black Arcadian flag banners with the golden eagles hanging on the windows of the City Hall. The mayor stood at a podium with the Arcadian golden eagle flag on the front.
"Citizens of San Viento, this is your mayor speaking." The mayor began. "District Attorney Marie Sharp will come up to say a few words, as here she is now." Marie Sharp was a Native Eldian-Arcadian with a beautiful black pixie cut, silver hoop earrings, and was looking fab in a white skirt suit and heels and a gold necklace with the Yeagerist emblem on it.
"People of San Viento, I am your district attorney, Marie Sharp, and I would like to congratulate the Power Titans for their hard work stopping the monster. I will unveil the Titan Hotline!" She pulled off a green tarp, revealing a table with the green phone. "This is the Power Titan Hotline. When evil strikes, we will call the hotline, and they will answer!" The people cheered. The Titans were ready for whatever evil doers threaten San Viento.