We return to the training facility as Saitama and Tatsumaki stand facing each other
"So are you ready, Baldy?" Tatsumaki questions, slightly excited.
"Yup. Go all out." Saitama answers with one hand in his pocket and the other held out in a challenging motion.
Tatsumaki wears an irritated face
"He's looking down on me. Definitely. Che."
"Do not take too long. While time has frozen outside of this domain I do wish to return you all eventually."
"Got it Screen. This will be quick anyways." Tatsumaki states with confidence.
A few minutes later …
"WHY CAN'T I MOVE YOU? WHAT ARE YOU MADE OF?" Tatsumaki screeches in anger while a bright green glow surrounds both her and Saitama.
For the duration of the fight Saitama had mostly been dodging and punching away Tatsumaki's attacks when finally, she decided to just lift him and throw him into the wall out of frustration
"Unbelievable. Tornado wasn't able to even damage him at all." Stitch mutters in awe.
"I mean this was kinda obvious no? The guy punches away monsters without even trying." Metal Bat grunted out.
"The extensive evidence presented to us still did not give a comparison to Tornado's powers. I calculated that she would at least be able to damage the Caped Baldy. I did not expect her to lose so atrociously and without even being able to lift him." Metal Knight stated.
"My power level reader doesn't work on him! The heck is going on!?" Child Emperor cries out while holding his newly built busted mask.
A bunch of murmurs go around the group wondering just how strong Saitama is
"Hey. Good fight. You're pretty strong. You've got some cool moves." Saitama says while holding a thumbs up.
"PRETTY STRONG!? I WASN'T EVEN ABLE TO DAMAGE YOU!" Tatsumaki screeches out.
"Yeah. You hit me a couple times and I know you went easy on me just to be safe."
"Wha- Wai- huh? I didn't go easy! I mean sure I didn't try to kill him, but this is ridiculous. I used at least 40% of my powers." Tatsumaki stuttered out.
"I can tell you're a good hero. Even though you probably wanted to go all out and feel that feeling again. You still held back because you didn't want to hurt me, just in case. I think that's pretty admirable." Saitama says while smiling slightly.
Tatsumaki goes bright red at the praise
"Wha- shut up! I–OF COURSE I WASN'T GOING ALL OUT! I JUST DIDN'T WANNA KILL YOU! Hmph. Stupid Baldy."
"Alright now that we're all done, can we continue the viewing?"
"Huh? Oh yeah sure. Thanks for the fight Tats." Saitama says, still smiling.
"Hey. Fight me again. On another day. I'll show you more of my moves. I'm sure you could take it." Tatsumaki grumbles out.
"Uh. Sure, let's fight again." A slightly confused Saitama responds.
"And… sorry for not being able to give you a good fight." Tatsumaki whispers quietly.
"Sorry, what was that?"
"NOTHING!"
Back in the theater the cast take their seats after grabbing more refreshments
"We will now begin the next episode. Are there any questions? No? Very well."
The screen blackens then immediately floods with color, a sight the cast is very much getting annoyed with
THE OBSESSIVE SCIENTIST
"Long ago, there existed a brilliant young scientist."
"Ugh. I forgot about this…" Saitama grumbles.
"What? Another villain monologue?" Zombie Man questions.
"Yup." Saitama responds, resounding the P.
"By dint of his astonishing genius, he was able to make a number of contributions to human knowledge. Eventually, however, he became disillusioned with the world. Though constantly showered with praise for the subtlety of his mind, none of his ideas or theories ever received even the slightest support from the scientific community."
The same man as before appears on the screen once more
"We should not be striving to advance human civilization, but rather the artificial evolution of humans as a species. "
"That was the only dream he had ever had, but not a single person came forward to help him fulfill that dream."
"Damn these apes! Dangerous ideas?" Writing about me as if I were some freak? Do they really think humans have come this far by avoiding risks? Idiots who think they no longer need to evolve have no right to pass on their genes! Of course, this plan was always for my own sake. I will carry it out... even if I must do it all myself!
"Thereafter, he devoted himself to research. It was only after he turned that his efforts began to yield results. First, the scientist regained his youth."
The old man appears as good as new
"Holy crap he really deaged! What the hell?" Metal bat yells out.
"Not impossible, but extremely impressive. He really is a top level geneticist. That being said… I wonder what he is doing now?" Metal Knight responds.
"Wonder how many test subjects he had to accomplish that." Zombie Man scoffs out.
"Next, he began cloning himself."
"What is this? A science-fiction film?" Tatsumaki wonders incredulously.
"Kinda ironic coming from you. And most of the S-Class to be honest." Watchdog man speaks up randomly.
"Hmph. My powers are way more real than cloning."
"Clearly not." Genos laughs to himself quietly.
"He named his laboratory the House of Evolution, and together with his clones he conducted countless experiments with animals to create new species. Eventually, his experiments shifted to human subjects–"
"This is taking too long!" Saitama yells out, frustration evident in his tone.
"...Huh?"
"What's this got to do with me? You're just trying to act cool again. Just get to the point, okay?"
"My master is a busy man. Summarize it in words or less."
"Ironic coming from you, Toaster." Tatsumaki mocks Genos.
"You literally talk as much as the gorilla." Child Emperor states.
"...I-I'm sorry. So, in other words, my boss has become very curious about your body."
"I'm not interested in dudes."
"Aw poo." Puri Puri Prisoner mutters.
"I think you misunderstood, Master. He plans to use your body, which surpasses normal human limitations, for his research on evolution. If we don't do something, I'm sure he'll try again. We cannot allow him a free hand. Our move should be to att*ck him."
"Sure, let's go."
"Okay. Huh? Now?!"
"Yeah, there's a sale on tomorrow. Can't do it then."
Saitama begins walking off
"Wait hold on. If Caped Baldy was there too does that mean Demon Cyborg didn't destroy the base?" A random employee questions.
"Incorrect. I did destroy the base, however, an even larger threat revealed itself within the confines of Genus' laboratory. Sensei took care of the threat very easily." Genos states proudly.
"Is this true Caped Baldy?" Stitch questions.
"Huh? Uh yeah Genos destroyed the base."
"Very well."
"The Cyborg might be a little tough to handle in the future… Eh, I'll figure it out once I get there." Garou maliciously thought.
"Master!"
"This doesn't sound good. Better tell the Doctor..." Armored Gorilla's head opens to reveal a mini radar beacon.
"Hey, you."
"Oh. Yes?"
"I have one last question. Was the House of Evolution developing cyborgs prior to four years ago? How many more cyborgs are there? Have any of them destroyed towns in the past?"
"Jeez let the guy breathe Genos." Zombie Man sighed out.
"I'm not sure, but at the House of Evolution, I'm the only combat cyborg."
The camera pans to the geneticist Genus and his clones
"Impossible!"
"Our elite force, formed for the extermination of these obsolete humans, wiped out?!"
"According to Armored Gorilla's report, the two responsible are on their way here."
"If they come, all our research, everything we've been working on, could be destroyed."
"This is a serious matter."
"The only option is to use our Trump card. Begin preparations for the release of Carnage Kabuto."
"What?!"
"-No, not him!"
"-That's crazy!"
"-He'll finally be released?
"-He's right. That might be the only way."
"-But maybe we should stop him."
"-It's too dangerous."
"-I have a bad feeling about this."
"-Is that the only way?"
"Was the Monster down in the spooky basement that scary?" Metal Bat sarcastically asks.
"Nah, it died in a normal punch." Saitama mutters disappointedly.
"Baldy, your monster ratings don't count. Oi cyborg, since you couldn't beat it what rating do you think it was?" Tatsumaki argues.
"While my strength at the time was less miniscule, even now I still find the Monster's strength to be overwhelming. I'm sure it was a low dragon, possibly a mid-tier Dragon. At maximum I do not think the lower S-Class could handle him."
"Who do you think you're talking about? I coulda handle whatever was down there!" Metal Bat exclaims.
"I'd like to state that in a further future some of the S-Class did attempt to fight the monster within the dungeon as a simulation. Genos is correct, a majority of the lower S-Class failed. Including you Metal Bat."
"Che. I probably didn't get pumped up enough. Demon? Dragon? No way I lose that easily!"
"That is true, you only lasted 3 minutes before getting knocked out. You were unable to enter a "pumped up" state due to how fast you were defeated."
"Pfhh HAHA! Looks like you couldn't even take a beating let alone beat it!" Tatsumaki laughs out loud while Metal Bat sinks to his seat in embarrassment.
"Be calm! He will be our last resort."
"But…"
"First, from the first to the eighth floor, we'll activate all our traps. If we're lucky, they will take care of the intruders. I'm fully aware of what will happen to me should we fail."
The camera pans to Saitama and Genos traveling to the laboratory
"I didn't think we'd be running the whole way."
"How else are we gonna get there?"
"I was sure you could fly or something."
"Humans can't fly, you know."
"Gee I guess I'm not human then." Tatsumaki mutters humorlessly with slight annoyance.
"Uh… Caped Baldy you do know that humans can't do half the things you can right?" Child Emperor questions, slightly confused at the Bald heroes though process.
"I mean yeah, but if I can do it, doesn't that mean anyone can? As long as they train I think you can get strong." Saitama responds nonchalantly.
"Strong and whatever you are, Baldy, are two completely different things." Tatsumaki states.
"I agree. I've been training for so long and I definitely can't do most of what you can." Darkshine mutters a bit dejected.
"He's right. Only through the power of my tank-top was I able to achieve this level of strength. But even then, in the face of your power I cannot compare." Tank-Top Master says while looking downcast.
"Hey I'm sure the screen will tell you my training method. Once that's done you guys can give it a try." Saitama says, attempting to cheer up a large portion of the cast.
"Baldy's training method… he really didn't use any drugs or enhancements? Then again I don't think either of those could give anyone that kind of strength." Tatsumaki wonders in silence.
"It's amazing that you are never late. You are a true hero."
"Actually, I hardly ever arrive on time."
"It's kinda ironic. I feel like you're always early and we just never see you." Zombie Man mutters.
"It is odd how easily we were able to miss such a being." Metal Knight wonders aloud.
"I mean all of my fights usually end pretty quick."
"But didn't you want your credit?" Metal Bat asks with curiosity.
"Credit? I mean as long as I can save people and find a good opponent why does credit matter?" Saitama says somewhat bored.
A lot of the audience suddenly feel weirdly about the bald hero
Whether it be admiration, confusion, or pride, they all subconsciously accepted that the man before them had the heart of a true hero without they themselves realizing
"Sensei. Truly an honorable man. I'm sure he does not realize the weight of his own words." Genos ponders over his Master's thoughts.
"We're here."
"This is the place Gorilla told us of."
"So this is…"
"...the House of Evolution."
"One, two, three, four, five, six... Looks like it's about eight stories high–"
Suddenly Saitama gets interrupted as Genos fired off a large blast to destroy the entire building
"You moron. There could have been test subjects in there, Cyborg!" Tatsumaki grumbles out.
"I did not find any life signals within the building." Genos states calmly.
"Che. Your sensors could always be faulty or maybe they had something to block your scanning!?" Tatsumaki rebuts Genos' Statement.
"She is… right. How could I have been so foolish? Did I murder an innocent being in that laboratory? I must think before acting." Genos looks ashamed while writing Tatsumaki's words into his notebook.
Meanwhile, a majority of the audience are surprised at Tornado's "reprimanding" of the Demon Cyborg and her care for innocent lives
"Heh. Didn't think the shrimp cared about people." Metal Bat whispers to Zombie Man.
"You learn new things every now and then I guess." Zombie Man responds in a whisper.
"Uh...what was that all of a sudden?"
"Yes. I decided it would be most efficient to destroy them all in one swoop."
"Well, that's true but… We could have at least seen what the bad guys had in store for us. That was kind of mean."
"Ugh, of course the Baldy's first thought is about his boredom." Tatsumaki rumbles in her head.
"Looks like there's a basement." Saitama states as he casually rips open the floor hatch.
The camera pans to one of Genus' clones shooting at a hidden figure
"S-Stop!" A terrified Genus clones shouts out.
As the hidden figure kills off the clone the original Genus steps forward addressing the monster
"Hey, Carnage Kabuto. Are you well? It appears you've killed a bunch of my clones again. Satisfied?"
"Huh?"
The monster finally shows itself taking the appearance of some sort of beetle
"Fool! Why would I be satisfied? I've been kept locked up deep beneath the Earth. Me! The strongest warrior in the entire House of Evolution."
"So this thing is the so-called dragon that mopped the floor with you?" Metal Bat grumbles out while questioning Genos.
"Correct. I could not even land an effective hit on him." Genos responds.
"Doesn't look tough at all. No wonder the Baldy killed it in one hit." Tatsumaki smugly states.
"You are mentally unstable. We couldn't control you. There was no choice."
"Control? You moron! I am the culmination of the "New Human" you guys have sought for so long. My intelligence and physical strength and your own are incomparable! You should be the ones obeying me."
"Man, is it just me, or do all monsters have insane egos?" Child Emperor questions no one in particular.
"I have to agree hehe. They always seem very confident when fighting." Mumen Rider sighs out knowing it's probably due to how weak he is.
"Yeah, now that I think about it, most of their monologues are about how strong they are or whatever." Zombie Man agrees.
"No. You're a failure. It's true you perform at unheard of levels, but it is humanity you lack."
"Go ahead, kill me. Plenty of clones could take my place."
"Oh?"
"But I have a favor to ask first. There's a specimen I must have. He is extremely strong. Only you can defeat him. I want you to catch him for me… ...dead or alive."
The camera pans to Saitama and Genos traversing the corridor
"This basement is huge! I'm getting kind of fired up."
"Huh? I sense living beings deeper in… Master, two of them are approaching."
"You had hope? That is surprising." Drive Knight comments.
"Eh. I tend to get my hopes up over every fight I have. Maybe I'll get lucky one day." Saitama responds in slight sadness.
The camera turns to show Carnage Kabuto rushing through the halls while holding the original Genus
"Oh, here we go! There are two. Which one is it?"
"The one on the right…" Genus struggles out.
"In that case, you don't need the one on the left!"
Carnage Kabuto smashes Genos into the wall
"HAHA! The Cyborg got turned into modern art!" Tatsumaki laughs out.
Saitama gives a small look of surprise remembering the same joke he used when he challenged Kabuto
"Seeing as you are still here I am assuming you recovered from that?" Drive Knight questions.
"Yes. I was only out of commission for a short while." Genos answers.
"Genos? Huh?"
"Hey… I am Carnage Kabuto! We got a combat experimentation room. Let's do this in there."
"You turned Genos into a piece of modern art. Fight's on!"
Saitama looks fired up
"Hoh. Did you not think to check up on Genos Saitama-kun?" Bang asks.
"Oh uh. I was excited?" Saitama shrugs his shoulders looking a little ashamed.
"Do not worry Sensei. If I could not recover from such a hit I would not deserve to be your disciple." Genos states with a little too much conviction.
"No Genos he's right. I shoulda made sure you were ok before trying to fight the guy. Kinda my job as your teacher ey?"
"This guy… sucks at being a teacher heh." Atomic Samurai shakes his head while finally realizing Saitama's plight.
Genos gives a small look of a appreciation as he nods at his Sensei
The small group arrive to the training chamber
"Pretty big, eh? It's the biggest room in the facility. This is where they make us fight to test our combat abilities. Well then, let's start the killing–"
Suddenly bursts of fire come from the entrance hitting Carnage Kabuto with little effect
"Oh? Still alive, huh?"
Genos begins firing up his systems and rushes towards Kabuto shooting many blasts of fire
"You fool!"
Kabuto blocks all the blasts and at the same time Genos moves upward to deliver an attack
"Machine Gun Blows!"
Kabuto promptly smashes Genos away after taking no damage from the barrage of punches
"He got me. Let me... take him…"
"Your face is all cracked. Don't push yourself."
Genos fires one last blast of fire before Kabuto blows the fire away with his breath
"With his breath? Impossible!"
"Genos, you okay?"
"Yes…"
"No you're not! Look at your head!"
The camera pans to a Genos with his hair bursting up into an afro
"PFHH HAHAHAHA!" Tatsumaki immediately starts laughing with a bunch of others.
"Oh my gosh this is too good." Metal Bat slowly speaks, holding his stomach from laughing too much.
"Hehehe. He's got an afro." Tareo snickers.
"Don't worry Genos. It wasn't that bad." Saitama attempts to comfort Genos while trying not to laugh.
"Even Sensei… so this is betrayal." Genos thinks sarcastically.
"You've gone and gotten my hopes up."
The camera pans to a still alive Genus walking towards the training facility
"I have always been critical of humans and their inferior abilities. The entire species, aside from myself, can be viewed only as dumb animals. That realization was agony for me. If memory serves, I was 15 when it occurred to me. A plan to evolve the human animal and create a world where I could live contentedly. A utopia of my own, created by me. A world made up of only us, the new human breed that will transcend humanity! I must see it through. Compared to my anguish back then, this physical pain I feel now is nothing."
"Man talk about ego. This stuff puts Tornado to shame." Metal Bat mutters out.
"Hah? What did you say brat?" Tatsumaki sneers.
"You're the shorty!" Metal Bat retaliates.
The two start bickering with objects becoming enveloped in a green glow
"Alright you've forced my hand."
Suddenly, all the objects and Metal Bat fall to the ground with a Tornado looking very shocked
"Che. Annoying ass screen." Tatsumaki scowls.
"No fighting. This is your last warning. And please for the love of everything good, don't pester Tornado, Metal Bat."
"Haigh. Fine, fine. Whatever." Metal Bat mutters.
"What happened to Genus? You know, like after the avocado head demolishes Kabuto" Child Emperor questions.
"We never found him at the sight…" A random employee responds.
The audience turns to the duo in charge of the destruction of the House of Evolution
"Uh…." Saitama looks nervously.
"The rest of the viewing will reveal what occurred. Please be patient."
"What's the hold up? Let's go! Bring everything you've got."
"Carnage Kabuto-a demon incarnate, the strongest and most brutal creation of the House of Evolution. Let's see how you, at your archaic stage of human development, fare against a monster that is the final form of artificial evolution. Or will you be the trigger for a new evolution? I can't wait to find out!"
"The bastard's not even scared of what happens after the fight. Typical Genus." Zombie Man wonders in irritation.
"Oh, I see it. I see it! You're supposed to be strong." Kabuto shouts smugly.
"Don't disappoint me now. You're this place's ultimate weapon, right? You're clearly not the same as the guys from this morning. Look at you, just oozing with confidence." Saitama dons a serious face.
"Woah… the Baldy looks completely different. He didn't even look this serious for our fight. Wait a minute… HE WAS GOING EASY ON ME DAMMIT." Tatsumaki furiously glares at the screen.
"Why is my sister so scary…" Fubuki looks away nervously from the short Esper while "crying" tears.
Suddenly Kabuto rushes forward with a great deal of speed
"Such speed!"
"It ain't that fast. I think you overestimated the bug." Metal Bat states.
"Yah still lost to it, dumbass." Zombie Man speaks in a joking manner.
"Asshole." Metal Bat grumbles out in embarrassment.
"Hey Watchdog. You think you could win in a fight with that?" Darkshine questions.
"Meh. Probably." Watchdog Man responds in a tone that could rival Saitama's emotionless speaking.
As Kabuto comes behind Saitama reeling back his fist to punch him, Saitama looks toward him emanating a deathly aura
Kabuto promptly opens up his wings and flies to the wall
"What are you doing? Hey."
"He just backed off? Carnage Kabuto?!" Genus wonders in disbelief.
"If I'd attacked him just now, he'd have killed me. Who the hell is this guy?"
"Oh so that's what happened. I guess he knew I was about to punch him, that's pretty cool I guess." Saitama mutters out.
Everyone collectively deadpans as Saitama misses the fact that a monster even realized how strong he was
"Yah think that's what monsters see when they fight us?" Metal Bat questions.
"Probably not from the less destructive members of our little group." Zombie Man answers."
"I'm sure it's probably worse when they fight King." Child Emperor wonders out loud.
"These guys have zero aura. The Baldy on the other hand…" Garou thinks in silence as Bang observes him inconspicuously.
"He's leaving himself wide open, yet all my instincts are screaming, sending out danger signals!"
"Huh?"
"You bastard! How the hell did you get that strong?!"w
"So you wanna know too? Okay, fine."
"Wait, wait, Baldy? You told them all the secret to your power right there?" Tatsumaki's questions, completely taken by surprise.
"Uh. I mean yeah they asked. It's not like my training method is a secret or anything." Saitama mutters.
"Please continue the viewing. You will find out shortly why it does not matter."
A few of the audience grumble at this, but otherwise quiet down.
"Genos, you listen carefully too."
"He's going to tell us right now?"
"The secret to Master's power...?"
"I'd like to know too."
"Huh? Who are you?"
"I am Genus."
"Well, fine. Listen up."
"It's too risky! He can't let these guys know his secret!"
"At least one of you has a brain." Tatsumaki grumbles out.
"I can't believe you gave such a dangerous man extremely important information." Zombie Man states to no one with barely contained irritation.
"Oh lord, they are going to be so disappointed."
"First, what's important is, to make sure you stick to this intense training regimen."
"Training? Not modification surgery or genetic enhancement, but training?"
"What training...?"
"Listen, Genos. You just have to keep doing it. No matter how hard it gets. It took me three years to get this strong. One hundred push-ups! One hundred sit-ups! One hundred squats! Then a ten kilometer run. Every single day!
Saitama wears an even more serious expression as it feels like emotional music plays in the background
"You're joking. Right?" Tatsumaki mutters in an almost lifeless state.
"My muscles are a joke." Darkshine looks like a crumpled up piece of paper.
The other two muscle heads had fainted
"That is impossible." Metal Knight seems to be short circuiting.
"That's not even funny at all." Atomic Samurai looks like he could commit seppuku right there.
"H-How…? What?" Child Emperor looks like his head is spinning round and round.
"And of course, make sure you eat three meals a day. Just a banana in the morning is fine. But the most important thing is SAVE MONEY to never use the A/C or heat in the summer or winter SAVE MONEY so that you can strengthen the mind."
The other 3 in the room increasingly get more confused
"In the beginning, you'll wish you were dead. You might start thinking what's the harm of taking a day off? But for me, in order to be a strong hero, no matter how tough it was, even if I was spitting blood, I never stopped. I kept doing squats even when my legs were so heavy they refused to move. Even when my arms started making weird clicking noises, I kept doing push-ups. A year and a half later, I started to notice a difference. I was bald…
"So that's why he's bald?" A majority of the audience questioned themselves while trying to forget the nonsense they heard.
"And I had become stronger! In other words, you gotta train like hell to the point where your hair falls out. That's the only way to become strong. The guys that are fooling around with the "new human race" and evolution junk will never make it this far. Human beings are strong because we have the ability to change ourselves.
"W-What?"
"Is this guy...for real?"
"Master… You are so… full of crap!" Genos shouts in outrage.
"Huh?"
"That is nothing but standard strength training! And it's not even that intense! It's just a normal level! I...I have to get stronger. I didn't ask to study under you just to hear jokes! Master Saitama, your power is clearly stronger than what you'd get from just training your body. That's right, I want to know your-We want to know your true secret!" Genos screams in almost a rage like state.
"Yeah seriously there is no way you're not joking Baldy. That was worse than your mosquito puns." Tatsumaki states with barely contained irritation. Although she seems ready to twist anyone who annoyed her.
"If you weren't lying then literally everyone would be physically as strong as you sir." A random employee mutters.
"That was kinda lame." Tareo sighs out.
"This guy is not serious. I refuse the idea that this guy was just given godly strength." Garou wonders in anger at the unfairness of the world.
"Saitama-kun, is this really how it happened?" Bang thinks in silence. Wondering whether or not his martial arts could ever hold a candle to Saitama's strength.
Meanwhile Saitama just looks at everyone and shrugs
"While you may find it hard to believe, Saitama is not lying. Although there are more pieces to the puzzle then what has been revealed so far."
"You're kidding. So that ridiculous strength training actually made him that strong?" Tatsumaki questions exasperated.
"What piece of the puzzle could we be missing?" Metal Knight ponders.
"Perhaps there was something other than training?" Bang wonders aloud.
"All will be revealed in due time."
Most of the audience just grumble at the mysterious screen hiding information from them
"Genos… You may not believe me, but that's really all I did."
Genos looks less angry and more shocked at Saitama's statement
"Oh yeah?"
"No! Carnage Kabuto!"
"If you don't wanna tell us your secret... so be it."
Carnage Kabuto seems to be undergoing a transformation as he grows bigger while he molts his brown shell
"Stop! You'll go on another rampage!"
"I bet you aren't stronger than me anyway! But, since you pissed me off, I'm gonna annihilate you."
CARNAGE MODE
"Carnage Mode!"
Kabuto rushes at Saitama with even faster speed shocking many of the viewers
"When I get like this I lose control for a whole week and my lust for death cannot be quelled!"
Kabuto throws many punches at a rapid pace making Genos' machine gun blows look pathetic
"After I kill you, I'll head into town and go on a killing rampage until next Saturday! If you are indeed a strong hero, then try and stop me!"
Suddenly Saitama wears an almost despair filled face
"No way... it can't be."
"Oh what stupid reason is it now? We know it definitely didn't hurt you at all, Baldy." Tatsumaki questions.
"One of the biggest mistakes of my life." Saitama answers with an extremely depressed voice.
Genos just shakes his head remembering what actually plagued his sensei's mind
"Master?!"
"Dammit. I may have made a horrible mistake. This guy's in Carnage mode… He said he'll be on a rampage for a whole week?"
"Death, death, death, death, death, death, Death, death, death, death, death!"
Kabuto continues his rampage on Saitama
"He'll be like this till next Saturday? One whole week from today… Next Saturday… In other words, today is Saturday too. That means…"
"It's all over. There's no one in this world that can stop him."
"That means... Today is… Bargain day at the supermarket!" Saitama screams out while punching Kabuto and cleaving through his body.
"Who the hell is this guy?" Genus questions out loud in great shock.
Saitama drops to the floor and begins screaming in agony
"I screwed up!"
"What is he–"
"I'm pretty sure he's upset about this."
Genos holds up a flier
SATURDAY ONLY! GIGANTIC SALE!
Everyone collectively smacks their heads
"Of course it was groceries. The only thing that can bug the Baldy." Tatsumaki mutters out in a defeated tone.
"I don't know why I was genuinely worried." Child Emperor grumbled out.
"Well at least we know he'll appreciate the discounts." Stitch deadpans.
"You're the cheapest man I've ever met." Metal Bat grunts out.
Genos goes over to Saitama with the flier
"Master, the store closes at 10 PM." (FIX THIS TIME)
"That is about four hours away. If we really hurry, we can make it."
"I'll make it if I hurry?"
"Yes!"
"Let's go, Genos!"
"Yes, Master!"
"Hoho. As lively as ever, Genos-kun. If only Charanko could attain your levels of enthusiasm." Bang chuckles out.
"Jeez you're like a fanboy or something." Child Emperor snickers.
"I think I'm done with evolution."
Suddenly a devastating boom is heard as the camera pans to Saitama who had punched a hole in the wall of the facility revealing a beautiful mountainscape
"It appears... I am the one who must change."
"I don't believe it. You actually broke him…" Zombie Man mutters.
"Do we even need to worry about this guy?" Metal Bat questions.
"He needs to be brought in to pay for his crimes." Stitch states.
"He punched the wall so nonchalantly. I don't think I'm ever going to get used to that." Tatsumaki thinks in slight wonder.
"Wow! Caped Baldy is so cool!" Tareo yells out, throwing his hands in the air.
"Incredible…" Mumen rider exclaims in awe.
"I just punched a wall guys, nothing serious." Saitama chuckles in slight confusion, wondering why they were all so impressed.
"Yes. The on-site investigation is underway. Yes, that's correct. Just like the other cases, the area has been thoroughly burnt by intense flames. Everything points to the young cyborg being responsible for this. Yes, understood."
"Oh my lord. You associates didn't even see the Bald guy? How is that even possible!" Tatsumaki questions in irritation.
"To be fair Miss Tornado we never even saw him and only saw the remnants of destruction similar to previous sights. We just assumed it was all done by Demon Cyborg." Stitch states.
"Genos, how come you didn't tell them about Saitama?" Zombie Man asks in confusion.
"They never asked. And at the time, I did not think to tell them about my great master." Genos answers.
Everyone just deadpans at how unlucky Saitama is with how much of his feats have gone unacknowledged by mere coincidences
The camera pans to the hole made by Saitama with the association employees looking in awe
"Such a devastating amount of power."
"Yeah…"
The screen shuts off signaling the end of this episode
"That was episode 3. I hope to continue immediately, but if there are any questions I will answer them."
"Uh… how many more episodes are there before we get to new stuff?" Saitama questions.
"Around 9 more, but this viewing is less for you and more for them, Saitama. If you wish, I could take you back to your world?"
Oddly enough most of the audience go rigid and hold their breaths for some reason
"Wha- no, no. I just wanted to know. I like seeing everyone's adventures and stuff too. It'll be nice to see what other heroes are doing."
And just like that, the people let out breaths of relief
"Very well. Most of the first season does revolve around you, Saitama, but the second one will give more insight into the other heroes."
"Sweet." Saitama says nonchalantly.
"Wait until you see how I take care of monsters. I clean up cities faster than you can say Baldy!" Tatsumaki brags.
"Can't wait to see me clobbering some Monster scum!" Metal Bat states in excitement.
"I just want to know what happened on the alien ship to be honest." Tank-Top Master states.
"The speed at which I slay my enemies will surprise even you Caped Baldy." Flashy Flash finally speaks after merely sitting in silence for the entire viewing.
It seems many of the S-Class wish to showcase their own prowess on the battle field
"True. That must have been quite the battle. I'm sure Saitama-kun's explanation downplays its significance." Bang says while wondering how strong Saitama's foe truly was.
"Seems everyone seems excited about seeing themselves on the screen." An employee sighs out.
"I swear most of the S-Class are kids." Another employee mutters while holding his head.
Some of the audience member begin chatting with one another as others get up to relieve themselves
"Then we shall begin in 5 minutes. Take your breaks."
Hey there, thanks for reading, I know I take a long time with the chapters and I'm sorry about that. I'll be pretty busy for a while so until summer break I won't be able to pump out weekly chapters. I am not dying by any means, that was meant to be a joke. Thanks for the reviews and I hope you all are enjoying the series. Have a great rest of your morning, day, and night! Bye! - TheWritingKaiju