I'm not dead yet heheeeeeeeee.

Tannin growled, glaring at the large dragon in front of him.

He was simply enjoying a relaxing day in his cave until he felt something off. Energy he had never felt in his life entered into his domain and made itself known. He peaked out of his cave to see what idiot would invade his territory.

And then, he was hit by an extremely strong blast of white fire.

He had been fighting this dragon for five days straight and while at first he just thought it would be like any other dragon that wanted to try and take him down to become a Dragon King. Then he noticed something concerning.

While most would become tired as they fought, this one did not. It became stronger, faster, and smarter. The more Tannin attacked, the more resilient this dragon became.

It was as if he was evolving as they fought.

After five days of fighting, Tannin finally spoke, "What the hell are you doing."

The dragon stared before answering, "I needed to see if I was strong enough."

The statement confused Tannin, "What the hell are you talking about? Strong enough for what?"

Slowly a gray aura emitted from the dragon. Wings stretched casting a shadow around the area. It stood on its hind legs as its forelegs clenched into a fist. The aura suddenly became violent as one could feel the rage generated from it.

Tannin looked into the dragon's eyes and could never forget the anger that filled those red cross pupil eyes.

"TO CRUSH THE HEAVENLY DRAGONS!"

Ryoto POV

Many could not say they had the privilege of getting a lap pillow from Lady Death.

Yet here I am.

She oh so gracefully brushed her fingers through my hair and if I was a cat, I would no doubt be purring. I looked up at the other primordial being in the area as he stood there with his arms crossed giving me what I could see as a look of annoyance.

Who knew one could express so many emotions with only eyes?

"Are you done?" Arslon, I remembered his name thankfully, deadpanned at me, "Or would you like to get a room while you're at it."

I would retort, but I fear for my existence.

"Good, you know your place."

I wish you guys had stopped reading my mind.

"Now now brother leave him be." Death lightly scolded the God, "You wanted to see him for yourself so how does he do."

She's trying to get my approval? What the hell?

Arslon analyzed me for a bit before answering, "You can definitely do better."

Oof, minus one point from a god, that sucks.

"Don't be like that Arslon." Death pouted at the God, "You know well he's good enough."

Arslon scoffed, "Please he hasn't even matured yet, and his power isn't at his fullest potential. You might wanna wait a bit longer before I approve."

"You're just saying that."

"What about the other guy? The funny one with the swords."

"He's happily married, and I would like to be too if you would give me your blessing."

I feel very much left out right now.

Arslon sighed and pinched the bridge of his... nose? "Listen, you know very well that if you want to be with this guy he needs to either become a God or die."

"What!?" I jumped out of Death's lap and looked at the two in shock, "I am NOT ready to die, again, and become a God? That sounds crazy."

"You're a teenage boy sent to another world where you get one of the most broken powers there," Arslon stated my basic existence, "Also you could bag any female yet choose to stay a virgin, but being a God is where you draw the line?"

OW! Minus two hundred health for that sick and accurate burn!

"You're just proving my point now."

"Arslon don't be like that." Death frowned at her brother, "We can simply ask Father-"

Arslon quickly shot down the idea, "Death we both know that's not happening."

Never thought I would see Death sulking.

Rolling his eyes Arslon brought his attention back to me, "I won't keep you any so I'll let you go."

"Well, this kinda felt like a waste of time." I couldn't help but say.

"Unfortunately I too feel like it was." Arslon sighed, "Before I let you go let me tell you that you pissed off a couple of higher beings in your world."

I laughed it off, "Yeah I tend to do that. Who did I make mad this time?"

"The Sisters of Fate.

...oh fuck.

"I will tell you this only once." Arslon leaned forward creeping me out, "The order of the world has been the same for now but very soon fate will take a turn." A phantom smile made its way to his face, "And I do mean soon."

"...W-well that's ominu-"

"Okay bye!"

"Wait what?"

Being suddenly awoken is a painful experience no matter how strong you are. That was what I am reminded of pretty much every day.

I groaned touching my head as I felt a pain shoot through my head. It wasn't the most painful but it was enough to annoy me. I looked over at the clock on my dresser and saw that it was 6:34 am, "Good, I didn't oversleep." I placed my hand down on my really squishy pillow- wait a gosh darn minute.

I looked down to where my hand was and saw that it was grabbing a lump under the cover that was connected to several larger lumps.

Oi Iggy?

"..."

Good, he's fast asleep.

I turned my attention back to the lumps and grabbed my cover. I breathed in and out before yanking the cover and seeing- oh sweet merciful Jesus.

I stared as I saw Raynare lightly snoring as she lay towards me. I would be lying if I didn't say she wasn't absolutely stunning, but the issue I saw was what she was currently wearing.

Or the lack thereof.

She was only wearing a pair of purple panties so that meant that her big, humongous, ginormous, breasts were out for the world to see. They were actually nice to look at- THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!

I pulled the covers over her body leaving her head uncovered. I placed my hand on her shoulder and nudged at it, "Wake up Ray."

She squinted her eyes before slowly opening them and looking up at me tiredly. She sat up with the covers hanging on for dear life to keep her covered, "What is it Ryo?"

I felt my eyebrow twitch at the question, "Why are you in my bed?" As a straight man, this was a dream to wake up to a beautiful woman but as a sensible human, it's creepy to have someone sneak into your room.

Raynare rubbed her eyes as she answered, "It got cold in my room so I came here." She brought her arms straight up and stretched making her, ahem plot bounce making the cover give its final salute finally letting showing it all.

I struggled to keep looking up and keeping a straight face as I rebutted, "Your room has a heater why not use it?"

She stared at me before looking down at her body and looked back at me with a smirk, "Don't tell me that you're scared of a little skin Ryo? I thought boys your age loved this kinda thing." She crossed her arms making her milkers more pronounced.

I looked away with a scoff, "Just get dressed and be ready, I have to meet Saji and Issei at the park. Plus you and Asia have to be ready for your first day of school." I swung my feet out of the bed and started to stand up before something stopped me.

Well to be honest it was two things. Two very soft things.

I felt hands snake around my chest and warm breath at my ear, "Don't be like that Ryo. I don't mind if you take a look... maybe more~" She then blew on my ear and started to rub on my chest.

What the fuck is up with her today? She is teasing sometimes but she has never taken it this far. She's acting like Akeno for fucks sake.

...Might be a Fallen thing maybe?

Shit now I sound racist.

"Raynare seriously I have to get to the park." I grabbed her hand to get her off but she quickly intertwined her fingers with mine.

I felt her mouth nearly touching my ear as she whispered, "They can wait~" Before I could say anything else she started to... nibble at my ear.

Then my body went on autopilot.

I felt myself turn around fast enough to get Raynare off of me and also startled her shooting her hands up. My hands grabbed her wrist and faster than you could say 'Goku Solos' I had her pinned against the wall. She looked extremely surprised by my sudden actions, but so was I as I did something I never thought I would do.

I fucking growled.

It was then that I came to my senses and realized what the hell was going on. I looked Raynare in the eyes and saw that she was not only as shocked as me but her face burned crimson.

...

...

...

We stayed like this for a few seconds.

I got off her and stoop up out of the bed, "I'm going to make us some breakfast. It'll be done in a few." Raynare's response was a dazed look and a nod as she continued to stare at me.

I walked out of the room and closed the door slowly processing what just happened.

[...Hehehe.]

Look who's up. What's so funny lizard?

[You should be thanking me for that experience you just had.]

What the hell did you do?

[I've been in this seal long enough to figure out how to tweak some things. What makes you think I can't boost lust?]

What fuck man why did you do that!?

[Why not? Besides, the Fallen liked it, I could smell it from here. By the way, might want to change your sheets.]

That's beside the point. Fuck it I'm just gonna make some waffles.

[Bitchin. Also, congrats you didn't freak the fuck out when you saw tits like you usually did.]

The words of the God guy rang through my head quickly when Incursio said that.

...I just decided to stop being so nervous around the girls. I am the Thot Slayer so I can't let something like that get me down.

[Good, I was sick and tired of you being a wuss.]

Whatever Geico.

[Hpmh!]

...Wait, you were awake the whole time?

[No more questions or I'll control your horny again.]

Don't ever let those words come out of your mouth in any lifetime.

The park...

"MY FACE!"

"I told you to DODGE!"

I looked down at Issei as he cradled his face while rolling on the ground from me punching him square in the face. We were currently working on him stalling so he could get his [Boost] up enough to fight stronger enemies. I taught him how to counter and a few moves that won't make him exert too much energy however this idiot for some reason couldn't understand the concept of dodging.

"Ise!" Asia, who was also there along with Raynare and Saji, ran to the downed boy. When she made it to him she kneeled down and started to heal his face, "Ryo I thought it was only light training!"

I scratched the back of my head sighing as I looked her in the eye, "Yes, the only thing we're going to train right now is dodging. If it was a more intense training we would've worked on several other points in combat like countering."

I could hear Raynare give a deadpan remark, "I thought light training meant taking it easier though."

Saji answered her in a nervous tone, "Believe it or not this is taking it easy."

Looking over at Saji and then Issei as I let out another sigh, "I guess I could relax with training."

"NO!" I looked down and saw that Issei was sitting up giving me a look of determination, "I need to get stronger so I can protect everyone in my life. I don't care how many times you beat the crap out of me I'll gladly train!"

I... am actually surprised. This is a much more bearable reason to fight than just boobs.

[You know that you would fight for thighs if you had the chance.]

Don't criticize my way of life.

"Well, then Issei." Issei looked at me with the same determination, "I guess you earned yourself a break." He looked at me surprised as I smirked, "You can't relentlessly train without rest and expect to get stronger. Rest up for a bit and I promise you'll be the strongest [Boosted Gear] user in all of history."

Issei immediately jumped to his feet and gave me a salute, "Yessir!" He walked over to a bench with Asia following close behind.

This Issei is definitely going to be a powerhouse I promise you that.

[I am a bit upset I won't be able to see this absolute stupidity that is the Boob Dragon]

Honestly, you're not missing much it's kinda like watching a failure of a human being accomplish more than you ever will.

[What do you mean I'm living that fantasy right now.]

...I'm sticking you in the toilet.

[YOU WOULDN'T DARE!]

I ignored the moronic garden snake-

[Fuck you.]

-and turned my attention to Saji, "Alright Saji, it's your turn."

Saji sighed heavily as he reluctantly walked over to the area I was at, "Is the option to take it easier still on the table."

"HA!" I got into a fight stance, "No."

"Fantastic."

School...

"Please introduce yourselves to the class."

"Hello, I am Asia Argento, pleased to meet you."

"Hello, I am Raynare Yuuma, nice to meet you."

I looked at the front of the class as Asia and Raynare introduced themselves. My eyes darted across the room looking to see everyone's reaction to their arrival.

And seeing how this is the world of Highschool DxD-

"WOAH THEY'RE TOTAL BABES!"

"I hope one of them is single."

"They're so pretty!"

"I hope we can become friends."

-the response was an obvious one.

"AWOOOOOGA! LOOK AT THE KNOCKERS ON THOSE TWO!"

"GOD HAS BLESSED MY EYES WITH THICK THIGHS!"

Also those two morons.

I glanced over at the perverted duo drooling over Ray and Asia like dogs in heat. I really doubt that is how actual people are supposed to act.

Issei was also looking at his two friends with mild disgust, "Did I really act like this? It's weird seeing it from the outside." It's good to see that Issei has some common sense.

Matsuda scowled at the former pervert, "Don't give us that look fool!"

Motohama nodded, "Don't forget your roots Issei. You may not show it but deep down you are a pervert through and through."

Both Issei and I just deadpanned at the two idiots, "Just because you're perverts doesn't give you the right to act lower than human."

"Oi."

I turned my attention to the front of me as I saw Ray and Asia standing in front of two male students that sat in front of me and Issei.

Ray gave them both a cold look, "You two move it."

Without any hesitation, both males got up and bowed, ""Yes ma'am."" Ray walked past them without even giving them a glance while Asia bowed and gave a meek 'thank you' before the two sat down.

Ray turned around and gave me a warm smile, "Hey Ryo~" She cooed.

Asia turned around and looked at both me and Issei, "H-hey Ryo, hey Ise."

And just like that, the setting of the room changed.

"Dammit! Those two bastards know these baddies."

"Of course, it's that asshole Gurin. I wouldn't have expected Issei though."

"I hope they both get testicular contortion."

"D-did you see how she walked up to Ryoto?"

"I couldn't even muster enough courage even to do that!"

"It's not fair that he's already got the girls in the occult club and these new girls too."

"FUCK THOSE GUYS! DRINK SOME BLEACH AND DIE!"

OKAY, WHO SAID THAT!?

I looked around to see the suspect of that last comment. Seeing Issei's reaction, he heard it too.

I looked to see if Raynare hea-

CHILLS

I looked at Raynare and felt a shiver down my spine as I saw the look on her face. She was looking at the rest of the class with an expression I've only seen my mom give to women that try to flirt with my dad.

Women are scary.

Mr. Kirin finally spoke up, "Settle down class. You can all gossip later." Everyone immediately turned their attention to the teacher as if nothing had happened.

Great, now I have more headaches to deal with.

The class went by in a flash. Right now, it was our break in between classes.

I looked over to the front of the class and saw Ray and Asia chatting it up with a few girls. It was good that despite what was said at the beginning of class they were able to fit in nicely.

I wonder what they're talking about...

Asia POV

"So Asia how do you know Issei and Ryoto?"

I looked at the group of girls as their attention shifted entirely to me, "Ah, well I met Ise when I first came to Japan and he helped me out. I met Ryo when I was hanging out with Ise." I thought fondly of when I met those two.

One of the girls named Katase leaned close to me, "Hey, that Issei didn't try anything on you, did he?"

Another girl, Murayama, also leaned in, "Yeah, earlier this year, he said he would give up being a pervert, but I can't believe that."

Huh? Pervert?

I mean I saw how interested Ise was in the female body but I don't think he's a pervert just a boy interested in girls.

"Ise isn't a pervert he's actually quite the gentleman." I smiled as I remembered when she moved into his house how helpful he was.

Katase looked at me like I was a sick puppy. Why would she look at me like that? I'm perfectly healthy.

Murayama sighed heavily, "Oh my, he influenced you this much? Just try to keep away from him it's for your own purity."

I tilted my head in confusion, "I don't think that's possible since we live together."

.

.

.

"WHAT!?"

Miss Raynare facepalmed, "Good grief."

What was up with this reaction it's not much of a big deal, is it?

Katase grabbed me by the shoulders and looked at me worriedly, "Did he do anything to you? How did you end up living with that creep?"

T-this is getting out of hand. Did I say something wrong?

"Oi cut it out." Miss Raynare came to my rescue, "She obviously has no issues with the boy and isn't corrupted in any way. Trust me I've known her for a while so please back off."

Thank you Miss Raynare! You're a lifesaver.

The girls looked at each other before looking back at us with sheepish looks.

"You're right. Sorry for jumping to conclusions." Katase apologized.

Murayama nodded, "Yeah sorry about that. We didn't expect you two to be living together."

I smiled as they came to an understanding, "Well if it makes it any better Miss Raynare is living with Ryo."

.

.

.

"Asia what the fu-"

Ryoto POV

Eh? Why is Raynare yelling at Asia? Wait why are those girls giving off killing intent? What the fuck are they talking about?

[Probably something stupid.]

Maybe.

"Oi Ryoto, are you even listening?" I turned my attention to Motohama, "How come you and Issei know all these chicks but never put me or Matsuda on?"

Matsuda nodded, "Yeah I thought we were brothers from another mother. What happened to bro-code?"

Are these idiots serious?

"Maybe if you morons thought with the head on you're shoulders it would be easier." It was apparent that was the point. You would have to be an idiot not to realize that.

"No way that's true."

"Yeah, you probably want to keep the girls to yourself."

Too bad these two are complete dumbasses.

"You know what fine. You guys win." If they wanted to be put on, I'll put them on, "Oi Issei." Said brunette looked my way, "Put them on to that one girl."

Issei looked at me confused before his eyes started to widen coming to the realization, "A-are you s-sure?" He asked trying to hold back his laughter.

Man, I could be a good devil with what I'm about to do.

"Y-yeah make sure she brings friends too." I looked away trying not to laugh either.

"Pfft!" Issei covered his mouth and looked away trying not to laugh as hard.

Motohama adjusted his glasses and gave the both of us a confused look, "I don't know what's so funny but, if it's a hot girl you're putting us on sign me up!"

Matsuda nodded excitedly, "Yeah and she better be smoking!"

Yeah, she is smoking alright.

"What are you virgins talking about?"

We all froze. That voice.

We knew it all too well.

All four boys slowly turned to see a girl with brown hair, green eyes, and huge glasses.

Aika Kiryuu. The female equivalent of these two idiots I call my friends.

Matsuda was the first to answer, "None of your business you sick woman."

"Yeah, so scram!" Motohama made a shoo motion.

Aika rolled her eyes, "Oh please you morons probably aren't talking about anything worthwhile. Besides..." Her eyes landed on me, "... I just came to get my daily fix~"

Christ those eyes. I really hate those eyes.

I remember when she first used them on me.

"Hey, you're Ryoto Gurin right?"

I turned around and saw the brown hair girl giving me a mischievous look. For some reason, she looked familiar.

"Uh yeah. What's up?" I scratched my nose and gave her a friendly smile.

She adjusted her glasses making them go white as if a light was shining directly in her face. How the fuck did she do that.

She seemed to be zoning in on me, "Can you hold still for me real quick?" I felt her eyes dance around my body.

Christ this is hella weird.

[She reminds me of that moron with the large glasses who gets no girls.]

HAH! Chill on my boy Motohama, but now that you mention it she does seem kinda familiar- hol up.

Oh shit.

Oh shit!

OH SHIT!

Crrk!

"HOLY SHIT!" As I just came to the realization of who was in front of me I looked at the girl and saw her holding her nose, glasses having a crack in them, and holding herself up with a desk, "N-no way. That size i-is inhumaaaaaa..." ...and she passed out.

Great I just became a person of interest for the number one female pervert in Kuoh Academy, Aika Kiryuu.

.

.

.

Oh fuck everyone was staring at us.

[...Are you some sort of fucking reality warper?]

What? No that would be stupid.

[Then how did you-]

"Back off our boy Aika!" Matsuda jumped in front of me shielding me from her eyes, "Keep your filthy gaze from him."

"Yeah, keep your filthy eyes off our friend," Motohama added.

The irony of this moment.

Aika just looked at the two as if they were, and they are, the biggest morons in all of existence, "Aren't ones to talk."

"We are."

"I really did act like this." Issei couldn't help but deadpan at his two friends.

Yeah, I'm out of here.

I slowly moved away from the group as their conversation slowly started to turn into an argument about who was more perverted. Now that I think of it, I still have a get-out-of-the-class pass from Sona so maybe I should use it.

The next class is math and God knows how much I hate that class.

I slowly opened the door to the student council office. I peeked inside to see nobody around. Weird, Sona told me that at least two members should be in the office at all times. Must be slack-

"It is unethical not to knock Gurin."

"OH SHIT!" I jumped back as I saw Sona looking at me with a deadpanned expression, "It is unethical to scare people like that Shitori." Heh, good one Ryoto.

[Eh kinda mid.]

Shut up.

Sona, obviously upset catching on to how I emphasized a certain part of her name, gave me a deep scowl, "Tell me why I shouldn't sick my sister on you?"

Yeesh, take a joke woman. I held my hands up in defeat, "Okay okay my bad." I rolled my eyes, "I'm here to cash in my free period."

Sona groaned irritably, "Of course you are." She turned around, "Follow me." and started walking to a different part of the office.

I followed her and looked around. Unlike the Occult club, the room was brightly lit up and didn't have any of the morbid interior design. Well, it would make sense with it being a part of the main school building but it's still a little too plain for me.

[Oi I got a question.]

I might have the answer.

[What is up with animes and student councils being the center of power in the whole damn school.]

I don't know, maybe cause they try to keep the main cast all kids, and bringing in adults sets off the vibe.

[That's stupid.]

Hey, we're basically living in an anime right now.

[True.]

"Oh Ryoto. I didn't expect to see you."

I stopped my conversation and looked to see who spoke. What do ya know, it was Tsubaki, "Yo Tsubaki, how's it going?"

Even though she had on the usual plain expression I see her with around school, there was a slight glow to it.

"I'm doing quite fine, just taking care of my paperwork." She then motioned to the- holy fuck was that stack of paper always there?

[No... I don't think so.]

Well, it must be the work... OF AN ENEMY STA-

[No bitches.]

Be fucking original you grey prick.

"Good thing you're here, Tsubaki." Sona grabbed me by my sleeve and pulled me in front of herself, "I don't have the patience to deal with this please make sure he doesn't break anything while I'm sorting through contracts."

"You do know I'm here right? What am I six."

Tsubaki looked at her slightly shocked, "Is he in trouble?"

Sona rubbed her temples, "No I just promised him a free period as a favor for... recent events."

"Am I invisible or something?"

Tsubaki bowed slightly, "I'll make sure to look after him then." I could see a slight smile on her face when she said that.

Awwww I guess I could forget about you guys ignoring me if Tsubaki is happy to spend time with lil old me~

"Thank you, Tsubaki." Sona sighed heavily as if a weight was let off her shoulders. She turned to me with a no bs look, "Don't do anything stupid."

"Please, have you met me? I'm the furthest thing from stupid." I smirked proudly.

"Yeah, sure." And with that, Sona walked out the door.

Tsubaki immediately dove into action, "Please, have a seat. I'll get snacks."

Ooh, I like snacks.

I sat down on the couch in the common room and leaned back. This couch is really soft.

"So Tsubaki," I called out to her as she went back to another room to get snacks, "How's life been treating you?"

"Oh it's been quite well." She shouted back from the other room, "We do apologize for not coming to help we had some hiccups to deal with ourselves." She walked back into the room with tea, chips, and cookies, "I apologize if it's not as good as Akeno's I don't do much in the kitchen." She placed the snacks all on the table.

"I'm sure it will be good." As long as she's not one of those Hot-Girl-can't-cook tropes. I grabbed a cookie and bit into it- Holy shit.

This is pretty good.

"Hey, you might give Akeno a run for her money. This is nice." I finished the cookie before grabbing another cookie, "Is it something about Queens and knowing how to cook?"

"Well...I have heard a rumor among low-class devils," Tsubaki had a coy smirk, "Apparently all Kings have an inability to cooking."

"No shit? HAHAHAHAHA!" I couldn't help but laugh not because it was funny but because I saw that coming from a mile away.

Tsubaki covered her mouth as she gave a stifled laugh, "Yes, at first I thought it was only the President, but I found out that even Akeno had the same issue with Rias. It was only then I thought something was strange when I found out that Lord Lucifer couldn't even cook."

Oh, that's good, "Wow, the king of the underworld can't make a decent meal. That's tough."

"He was even banned from entering the kitchens because the last time he had tried to help he took out a third of the estate."

OH SHIT! "What was he doing, baking a dragon?"

"Boiling water..."

"...What the fu-"

Akuja POV: Underworld Research Facilities...

"How could such a powerful being fly under our radar for so long?"

I couldn't help but be curious about this Ryoto Gurin. If he was as powerful as Sirzech and Grayfia said it couldn't make sense how we haven't noticed him at all, especially if he had encountered Serafall directly.

And his Sacred Gear...there are only a few Longinus but we have no idea which one he has.

He could be lying but, I'm not so sure.

"Sir."

I looked back and saw one of my assistants enter the room, "Yes what is it."

They handed me a folder, "We found this sir. Based on what you asked us to look for."

Oh yes, I asked my assistants to look for any strange occurrence happening near the Kuoh area. I took the folder out of their hand and started to flip through the contents, "Thank you."

Hm, they happen to be pictures.

"Where did you find these pictures?" I asked studying them intently.

"They were in a file with some security pictures from Kyoto."

"...Interesting."

I studied the pictures with great interest. There were two figures. One was blurred too much to be identified while the other was a grey-armored individual. Clashing within a storm.

"Very interesting."

Ryoto POV: Occult Club Room

"HAHAHAHA!"

Ah, it is always fun to laugh at Rias at her expense.

It was currently Me, Rias, Rias' peerage, and Ray.

She was currently glaring at me full of hate as I told the rest of her club members the stories Tsubaki oh so happily told me.

"AND WHEN SHE COULDN'T BEAT SONA... SHE BEGGED HER TO PLAY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS OVER ME! BEGGED HAHAHAHA!"

"Ryoto shut up!" Rias slammed her hands onto the table.

"I...I can't breathe..." Tears rolled down my eyes.

Ray poked my side, "I think you're enjoying this a bit too much."

Rias and Incursio both chimed in, "Agreed" [Agreed]

Fuck you guys lemme have my fun.

"Fine ya party poopers." I sat down on the couch as Koneko swiftly took her favorite seat in the house.

Aka my lap.

"So why did you call all of us here again?"

Rias breathed out a heavy sigh before answering, "Well before you wasted thirty minutes of our time-"

Akeno cut in, "I would have to disagree~"

Rias gave her [Queen] a glare, "...Anyway we would like to throw a party for our new members!"

It was at this moment that I noticed everyone, minus me, Ray, Asia, and Issei, were holding confetti poppers.

POP!

""KANPAI!""

How did they even get those out without me noticing?

[Don't ask. Your tiny brain wouldn't understand.]

Fuck off you Gex.

[Up yours Mary Sue.]

"Ryo!"

"Huh?" Before I could roast the hell out of this giant evolving dildo-

[Suck a dick]

I looked up to see Rias looking at me weirdly, "Are you okay? We brought out the cake." She motioned to this very delicious-looking cake Akeno was currently serving Kiba.

"Oh, I'll get a slice." I looked at Koneko who was enjoying her slice, "Hey Koneko, I kinda need to eat."

Grumbling she got up.

Thank God cause I was about to throw her off me to get to this cake.

[Yes, because interactions with women are less important than food]

Damn straight.

[You're actually a dumbass]

I'm a dumbass with cake.

"...Wait, why didn't Issei and I get a party?"

"Enjoy the cake Ryoto."

"Oi don't ignore me."

Third POV

Outside the clubhouse, someone was watching our group of friends.

A bird perched upon a tree stared through the window watching the teens.

And watching through the eyes of the bird on a crystal ball was a man surrounded by thirteen beautiful women.

He smirked at what he saw. Mockingly he stated, "What a happy ending." He then laughed ominously as it echoed through the room.

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"Oi Issei, I bet you ten bucks I can hit that bird outside.'

"..Eh"

"Oh yeah, you're on!"

The man looked at the image being shown to him as the two brunettes were looking at his familiar, "What the hell are those idiots going on-"

In a swift motion, the taller brunette threw something at the bird making everything go dark on his end.

"WHAT DID THAT IDIOT DO!?"

Unknown area...

"Sisters..."

"We see..."

"The strings of fate bend in an unnatural way..."

"Where is the order..."

"This will lead to chaos..."

"A fate worst than Ragnorok..."

"We must remove the problem before it is too late..."

"We must remove the threat before he destroys the world..."

"We must remove... Ryoto Gurin."

Heyyy guys.

Sorry I haven't been up to date with updates. I've been depressed and I'm trying to find the drive to continue to write.

This chapter was supposed to be longer but I knew if I tried to add any more this chapter wouldn't get out anytime soon.

So once again I'm sorry I don't have much to say besides I'll try to do better for my viewers no matter if you like my stories or not.

Love y'all, PEACE!