...Oh right, no more interference. Ha ha!

Disclaimer: I do not own any Sonic characters.

After being kicked out, RD left with Rails to find like-minded people… Oh, have I not told you who Rails is?

So, basically, in the process of preparing to join in if I suffered from character development, RD decided to design and bring in an… artificial ally to join him. The original idea was to imply a relationship that would cause some controversy, but when Rails was brought to life using an artificial brain, he took a different interpretation of his name, deciding to be a train instead. After some arguing, RD81 reluctantly agreed to this. There were a few finishing touches, mainly adding arms that can add on extra cars to suit any needs, but in general this was the form that leapt out of the portal right after its "master" was kicked out. TLDR: RD is being followed by a train.

"Those bastards! Clearly we need some help to get our revenge. Wouldn't ya agree, Rails?"

"YES, I CONCUR. EXTRA AID WOULD ALLOW US TO CARRY OUT OUR ULTIMATE PLAN."

"What ultimate plan?"

"I KNOW JUST THE KEY TO CAUSE SOME CHAOS. WHERE SHOULD WE FIND OUR AID?"

"Perhaps Eggman could be convinced. I know where he is, so let's get fuckin' going!"

After RD was carried onto the coal car that had been conveniently constructed, they went directly to Eggman's base, crashing through the front door.

This left Eggman in shock. "Wha… who are these people? Orbot, Cubot, get that door fixed!"

They replied, in unison, "Yes, sir!" They got right to fixing the door.

"I am RD81, fellow bad guy and recent entry to this world. This is my assistant, Rails."

"I AM NOT AN ASSISTANT. IT IS ACTUALLY THE OPPOSITE. DO NOT DECEIVE ME, FEEBLE HUMAN."

"Whoops… Anyway, we could use your help. I'm trying to get some revenge on Vanilla after she kicked me out of the dinner party."

"Hmm, that doesn't usually happen… Why would she do that?"

"IT APPEARS THAT MY ASSISTANT… BROKE THE "ONE RULE", AS THEY CALL IT."

"Oh no. Oh no no no no no. Tell me… was this by accident, or by choice?"

"BY CHOICE. IT'S REALLY FUCKIN' FUNNY!"

"Even I'm not THAT evil… No, I will not be assisting. Go somewhere else!"

"I don't know where to go! Any suggestions?"

"Fang, do you know where these people could go for assistance?"

Oh, you don't know why Fang is hanging around here? Fine… I'll explain. After the humiliation of being defeated by his own helper, he decided that another role might be better for him. So Eggman put him in charge of public relations. Basically, he goes around convincing people to join the Eggman Empire. He isn't seeing much success right now, so he just went back to Eggman's base.

"Only 'one I can 'think of that's 'evil enough is Kenny… His base is over that 'way…

"WELL LET'S GET FUCKIN' GOING!"

This time, Eggman opened the door in advance to avoid damage. So they went along, until they found a stand labeled "Extra! Extra! New Pages Coming Soon!" They quickly stopped.

"Ah. I see. So, Kenny… what's that mysterious thing for?"

RD was pointing to a mysterious entryway labeled "Local Residents".

"Oh, that? That's for all the characters I legally own. They're getting some of the new scripts ready."

Princess Sally quickly ran from the entryway, a crazed expression on her face. She pleaded, "Please, help us! We were all dragged here and locked in here because he said he "legally owns" us! Please, free us! I'm begging you!" A robotic arm dragged her back in.

RD had something else in mind. "Oh, so that's what you're doing? Impressive resume, then… We could use your help."

"Well, first, perhaps I could interest you in some of these beauties?"

Kenny was holding up some artwork he had made. It looked… it looked… I'll spare you the details.

RD immediately started puking at the sight of it. He weakly asked, "Rails, are you seeing this shit?"

"YES. I SEE IT. IT IS DISGUSTING TO MY VISORS. WE MUST LEAVE IMMEDIATELY."

"Yeah, I'm not looking at that any longer. Let's get out of here!"

They immediately started leaving. However, Rails then stopped and asked a question.

"IF HE REALLY DOES HAVE ALL THOSE PEOPLE STUCK DOWN THERE, WHY DON'T WE GRAB A FEW? WE COULD USE THE ASSISTANCE, AND IT'S GOOD REVENGE FOR THAT DISGUSTING SHIT WE SAW."

RD agreed. "Yes, let's go down there!"

They tried to get in, but a forcefield was blocking them, so they turned back. After stopping in an open field, they discussed these recent events.

"MACHINE SUPREMACY! MACHINE SUPREMACY!"

"Uhhh… don't ya got any other ideas, Rails? I don't know what we'll do without any help…"

"WE DON'T NEED THEM. WE CAN CAUSE CHAOS ON OUR OWN, DUMBASS. AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO START WITH."

"So… what's your idea?"

"I FIGURED OUT A WAY TO BRING THINGS BACK FROM HEAVEN, SO LET'S GET GOING ALREADY!"

"Alright, sounds like a good idea."

So, some ropes were set up, Rails got a set of wings, and they put their plan into motion. I think I know who they're bringing back, too… So, a long time ago, RD had a pet scorpion named Sir Bites-A-Lot. I remember he told me that he could really use him if we did ever make it here, and we did. So, that'll be interesting... ;)

Meanwhile, back at the dinner party...