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La Waifuteca: The Fanfiction Series.

7- Android 18.

Measurements:

Bust: 87 cm.

Waist: 55 cm.

Hips: 87 cm.

Age:

23 years old.

Height:

169 cm.

Weight:

60 kg.

Eyes:

Blue.

Hair:

Blonde.

What's the Deal with Android 18?

Her birth name is Lazuli, Android 18 for the fandom.

"But she would be a gynoid, just like Chachamaru-san," Negi said, adjusting his glasses, "androids are supposed to be modeled after males, and so..."

Technically she isn't either, as she isn't a true robot. She was a young delinquent, captured and experimented on by the evil scientist Doctor Gero. The perfidious genius performed improvements on a cellular level in them, gifting Android 18 with unlimited stamina and chi abilities she uses to devastating effect in one on one combat. She was intended to be a living weapon to fuck Son Goku up, as opposed to fucking him, he's not her type anyway.

But Android 18 wasn't interested on her. Gero's bioconstruct from another future timeline, Imperfect Cell, said "Yummy", and ate her up whole, as opposed to eating her down. He wasn't her type either. But she had little choice on that subject.

Cell later vomited her out because so much sexiness was Too Spicy for Yog Sothoth, and Krillin said "Let's make haste, not let her go to waste."

Vegeta was like "Krillin, where are you going with that android?"

But Krillin was like "Bitch that's no biz of yours" and took her to who knows where to do who knows what with her. Nine months later Android 18 was 'good' and Krillin and her had a blessing from the stork. However, in Cell's alternate future Baldy never poked her with his Baldy, and so she stayed evil. She and her twin Android 17 really fucked up all of Goku's friends, as opposed to just fucking them, until Vegeta's son Trunks said "Let's discuss this like rational and civilized beings" and the murdered the hell out of them.

But all of that was in the mainline universe and its spinoff timelines. In this brave new world, who knows what will happen?

A Crossover with MUGEN Universe: The Tournament of Champions.

"So? What do you want?" she asked nonchalantly.

Mr. Satan sighed heavily, slumped his shoulders, closed his eyes, and moved a hand around. "You might have heard about this young Akira fellow."

"I kind of had to, he's been all over the news. And?" the blonde snorted.

The black haired man extended an envelope towards her. "I was sent an invitation to fight him. Regrettably... my back was thrown off during a brutal fight with one of his minions."

"Uh-huh," Eighteen said. "Which one?"

"You know, the strongest and biggest one!" Mr. Satan waved his hands up.

"Of course!" Eighteen rolled her eyes after reading the letter. She threw it aside. "And you want me to act as your representative."

"With Goku, Gohan, Piccolo, Vegeta and Tien Shin Han off planet, and me heroically wounded,you're humanity's best hope!" the champion said.

"Oh, so I'm a sixth best option!" she said.

"Seventh best! I count too, I mean, I didn't want to disturb you without a really good reason!"

She squinted angrily at him. "Ten million zeni."

"That much!?"

"And I'm only asking for that a low a fee because my family is at risk too."

"You sure are a cold blooded woman, huh!"

"It's eleven million zeni now."

"Aaaaarrrghhh!"

Entrance Poses and Lines:

Android 18 walks in past a stoic Android 17, with the camera briefly lingering on her butt. She raises her fists. "Fine, I'll take care of this."

Android 18 casually strolls in. She stops before the adversary. "Am I the good one or the bad one? You're about to find out..."

Special Final Boss: Mirror Match.

Another Android 18 appears before Android 18. "Mmmm? That old fart created another one...?"

"Ha ha ha ha! There's still plenty of humans to play with here!"

"Oh, I see. You're the one from that future Trunks spoke about. That boy can't do anything right, can he? He let you come here..."

"This world cannot hold so much beauty, so the ugliest of us will have to go. Bye-bye!"

"Ha ha. Then you'll be the one to vanish, Granny..."

Heavy Moves:

Back Grab: Android 18 flashsteps next to the adversary, grabs them, and performs a back breaker on them.

Barrier: Performable in the air. Android 18 moves her hands before herself and defends herself with a briefly lasting shield of chi energy.

Jump Knee-Lift: She jumps! She hits upward with her knee! She scores!

Sliding Kick: What does it sound like?

Hip Attack: The ever lovely butt first attack from shapely female fighters.

Dash Elbow: Android 18 runs across the screen battering everyone on her way with her elbow.

Super Moves:

Destruct-o-Disc:

A move copied from Krillin. Android 18 raises a hand, and an energy disc appears on her handpalm. Then she tosses it at the opponent, and it works as as a difficult to dodge seeking missile. The size of the disc depends on how long the Punch button was pressed while charging the energy.

Energy Ball:

Android 18 shoots a sphere of burning chi energy from her hand.

Support Attack:

Performable in the air. Android 18 summons her brother Android 17, who briefly pummels the enemy for her, and then she jumps in so they both finish them with a combination energy blast. Isn't that against the rules? Are there any rules at all in this tournament?

Energy Wave:

Performable in the air. Android 18 brings her hands together, pulls back for a moment quickly charging energy, and shoots a massive energy wave from her handpalms.

Accel Dance:

Performable in the air. Also known as the Sadistic Dance, Android 18 summons either Android 17 or Krillin, and in tandem, they charge at the opponent, surrounding them from each side. The duo relentlessly beat their opponent together, and then knock them into the ground. They rise into the air and combine their energy attacks, shooting at the downed adversary.

Artificial Human Uppercut Combo:

As programmed into her by Gero, Android 18 can slide perform his uppercut combo. She slides forward with an uppercut, then turns and hits with her elbow.

Victory Poses and Lines:

Android 18 smooths her hair back and smiles. "Boring, so boring..."

Android 18 pulls out a mirror and fixes her makeup. "The old man better pays extra for this..."

Special Final Boss: Mirror Match.

The 'good' Android 18 prevails and destroys her alternate future self with an energy blast. "... You're bothersome. Begone!"

She walks to the Time Machine the other Android 18 used. "So this is the infamous time machine. What a goofy design. Bulma has awful taste."

She punches the Time Machine and pulverizes it. "WHAMMO!"

She smiles, standing on a cliffside with her arms folded, and looking towards the sunset. "Maybe I should have gone to the future and see if there were more where she came from. Then again... I'm not getting paid for it, so what's the purpose?"

The End.

Thank you for playing.

En conclusion, aunque este frentona le doy la pelona.