Kono Subarashii Sekai Ni Shukufuku Wo! is the creation and intellectual property of Akatsuki Natsume and Mishima Kurone.

Special thanks to the Lawaifuteca Youtube channel for the inspiration.

La Waifuteca: The Fanfiction Series.

9- Megumin.

Measurements:

Bust: 72 cm.

Waist: 48 cm.

Hips: 75 cm.

Age:

14 years old.

Height:

148 cm.

Weight:

45 kg.

Eyes:

Crimson.

Hair:

Brown.

What's the Deal with Megumin?

A loli who, like all good lolis, doesn't like being called a loli. That's because the unfortunate stereotyping says that being a loli equals being a washboard. However, she actually is a washboard, albeit she still has lots of time left to develop. The boy she likes said he doesn't matter, though, since she's mature for her age, although he only says that because he's even more immature.

Megumin is an archmage from the clan of the Crimson Demons, as she's fond to remind you; her birthmark as such is a barcode visible on her... bum, which isn't big at all, but they say size doesn't matter, not that the police will listen.

She's best known as the 'Crazy Explosion Loli', since she loves making things blow up. She's devoted her life to learning, mastering and improving upon the Explosion spell, but the downside is that after casting it she collapses for the sake of powerlevel balancing. All the same, when it's Kono-Clobbering Time, she always delivers the last blow, that is, Explosion, and she steals the Experience Points away from the rest of her party.

Tales of Mundus Magicus: Beware of What Explodes in the Night!

"I heard you are Nagi Springfield, son of Nagi Springfield," said a girl, boldly approaching Negi's table at the restaurant.

"Hm!" Louise huffed, frowning sternly towards the newcomer, while Yue and Asuna tensed up in alert, Rito and Lena sighed wearily, Skuld muttered under her breath hiding behind her menu, Tsukuyomi licked her own lips in a highly predatory fashion, and Collet and Webby just blinked with piqued curiosity, as did the Pikachu sitting on Collet's head. Negi himself, aged up as usual of late, only stared on, intrigued, at this petite girl with dark brown hair before smiling at her.

"I'm sorry," he gently told her, "but I'm not that Nagi Springfield. I'm Nagi Springfield, cousin of that Nagi Springfield, who is rumored to have a son named Nagi Springfield, but doesn't."

"Believe it. We are experts on the topic of Nagi Springfield," Webby added, picking back on her shish-kebab and cleaning it up with a slurping mouthful.

"Right," the stranger nodded, using a hand to better adjust her tall, pointy witch's hat, as red as her blouse and her short skirt, which obscured most of her cute face. She also wore short red boots and a tall black stocking on one leg, the other wrapped in bandages. "Because that son is actually named Negi Springfield, wanted felon, terrorist commander, heel and no-goodnik, perfidious crook and creep, enemy of all women, friend to Perverted Beasts, Mundus Magicus' worst and most repulsive villain, with history's second greatest bounty on his head!"

"Uhhhhh… we guess so, we aren't just as well read on the topic of Negi Springfield," Webby said, now sounding slightly nervous.

"Hey, hey, speak for yourself!" Tsukuyomi told her with obvious glee, before nodding at the girl with the staff and hat, smiling pleasantly while Yue, Rito and Asuna, squirming visibly, pushed their disguise glasses up so they were ever tighter against their faces. "I know, right? Boy, this Negi Springfield's a real fink, isn't he? He's such a dishonor to this poor boyfriend of mine's family! That's why, when I get my hands on Negi Springfield, I'm going to skewer him alive and cut him to ribbons and gut him out and pull out his still warm and wet—"

"Waitress, check, please!" a suddenly trembling and green faced customer begged the highly fetishistic buxom catgirl passing him by from the table next to theirs.

Negi spat out the latest sip of juice he'd taken. "B-Boyfriend?!"

"Fink?" Skuld snorted, still refusing to let the safety of her shielding menu. "Whoever uses that kind of word anymore?"

"Oh hoh hoh hoh!" the weird girl (she already seemed to be weirder than even Tsukuyomi and Webby, much to the disgust of Louise, Yue, Asuna and Rito, but mostly Louise's) let out a high pitched, kind of squeaky and very forced version of the classic noblewoman's laugh. "From such a fine vocabulary I can discern you are a fellow woman of great culture and a love for justice! I'll introduce myself although no doubt you already have guessed my illustrious name! I'm the Archwizard, Megumin! Greatest daughter of the Crimson Demon Clan! Peerless expert of the most glorious magic known in the world of magic, the magical explosion! Of magic!"

"The Crimson Demon Clan?!" exclaimed Lena and Louise at once, each cringing visibly and making just as marked faces of contempt.

"The Crimson Demon Clan!" Webby gushed excitedly, her eyes growing even brighter, bigger and rounder than her norm.

"The Crimson Demon Clan?" Asuna asked, clearly unimpressed.

"The Crimson Demon Clan," Yue flatly repeated.

"Ufufufu!" Impervious to the reactions of bafflement and the glares of the patrons from the surrounding tables, basking only on the admiration of the suddenly nearly adoring smaller duck girl, this 'Megumin' smirked proudly, tapping her staff on the floor, twirling her hat around, and closing the eye of hers not covered by a crimson patch of cloth. "Indeed! You two must be the Vanderquack heiress and the La Valliere girl who were kidnapped by that awful, rotten, rat-bastard of a fink Negi Springfield. Good thing you were rescued by these fine heroes even before I could find you! Impressive, yes, yes… As usual, these people instincts of mine were correct to direct me to this party, uhuhuhu…" she chuckled dumbly while stroking her chin.

Webby grew even more impressed. "Wow… People instincts! I always wanted to have those… Anyway, I'm the Vanderquack heiress, not her, but close enough, how do you do!" she quickly snatched her free hand and shook it happily. "Crimson Demon Clan, huh? I've read a lot about you guys, you're really cool! Why don't you sit down with us and—"

Megumin pulled her hand back just as soon, blushing a little. "D-Don't be so forward touching one of us! Even if you're nobility, we're something else… But thanks for the offer, don't mind if I do!" She pulled a chair for herself, plucked a chicken leg from Rito's plate, and started to wolf it down as he only could watch on helplessly. "I need to recharge on calories, Explosion is as highly draining as it fits its regal status, you know. So, where are we going next, then?"

"We?!" Louise demanded, clenching her teeth on standing on edge, on the edge of leaping onto this stranger, that was; the whipping crop already was in her hand.

The girl gave her a disdainous look while already cleaning the last few meaty bits from the suddenly polished—shiny, even—chicken leg in her small hand. "FOOL! No wonder you're the least popular daughter of your house, unlike me. If the great archwizard Megumin, queen of magic, joins your party, you shall be INVINCIBLE! And you shan't reject her, of course. Not that you can anymore, either way, since I'm already in. As you understand, you can't deny me membership after I've joined, you only can kick me out, but you can't do that either because you can't refuse me, no one refuses the great Megumin after all. You understand! I guess. I mean, you'd have to, even if you are Louise the Zero…"

"Don't EVER call me that!" Louise growled, Negi sighing and holding her all-too-ready-to-whip arm while Tsukuyomi looked on eagerly. Asuna and Yue simply sweated cold and looked really antsy and ready to leave, casting constant glances in all directions, leaving an opening for Megumin to swipe an apple slice from Asuna's fruit salad next.

Negi, still restraining Louise's wrist in his fist, pondered this strange encounter with a baffled expression for a few moments before smiling again. "Well, maybe you could help us. We are looking for the home of the legendary Jack Rakan…"

"Nagi," Rito said between grinding teeth, "I'm not too sure we should be telling that to this person…"

"Silence, you cretin!" Megumin scoffed, grabbing a spoon and trying to dig into Skuld's large cup of chocolate ice cream with nuts, only to have her hand slapped aside by Skuld, who only glared menacingly from behind the slightly lowered menu, disguise eyes shining with danger. This made Megumin scowl in anger, but since she only could chide one cretin at a time she let it slide for now. "Did you seriously think I wouldn't know the location of the Hero of a Thousand Faces?!"

"Oh!" Tsukuyomi said, playing along with great delight. "Do you know him personally?"

"No, his legend is far lesser than mine," Megumin said nonchalantly, making Asuna, Collet and Rito facefault on the table, and Webby and Tsukuyomi giggle for fully opposite reasons. "But I know he lives in the desert beyond these hills! I can take you there!"

"Of course you can, of course," Negi said patiently. "Well, I mean, of course you can tag along with us as soon as you pay Miss Tsukuyomi here four pieces of silver."

Megumin blinked. "Four pieces! B-B-But that's all of my-!"

"Oh? What are you about you say? Surely," Tsukuyomi giddily said, extending a hand ahead, "that's nothing but a minuscule trifle for someone from the storied, fabled Crimson Demon Clan, is it not…?"

Gulping, a red faced Megumin fidgeted before pulling out a very small and very worn down purse. She then reluctantly pulled four small pieces of silver out of it, handing them over to a greedily accepting Tsukuyomi. "Clang, clang," Megumin discreetly mimicked the sound of more pieces of silver as she pocketed back the now obviously empty purse.

"That was the most money you've ever had on you at once, wasn't it?" Lena asked, managing to sound callously blunt and oddly sympathetic at once.

"That's no business of yours, interloper!" Tsukuyomi squawked, blush now in full force.

"And you really have nowhere else to go, do you?" a fully sympathetic Collet added.

"Pika pika," her familiar opined.

"I do now!" Megumin pouted, then asked, "That's meant to cover all of my traveling expenses, right?"

"No, this is part of Nagi's payment to me so I don't kill the whole party," Tsukuyomi informed her with a beautiful, angelic smile.

Megumin blinked again. "Isn't he your boyfriend?!"

"So? A word of advice to you, my dear, never let romance interfere with business…"

"What about Setsuna-san?" Asuna asked sotto voice.

"That's family and romance, completely different thing…" Tsukuyomi made clear, with a small offended pout.

Conclusion: Aunque este buena toca condena.